Separated At Birth

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Left: Gollum. Right: Soon-to-be former New York governor Eliot Spitzer.

Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 8:00 pm / Email this »

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alli says – reply to this

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first
tash says – reply to this

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ROTFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
amanda says – reply to this

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FIRST!
mad uggz
elle says – reply to this

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love it!!!
courtneyyy says – reply to this

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lmao, i love it!
jay says – reply to this

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sucio
nikki says – reply to this

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hottays
me says – reply to this

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EWWW! 5th!
Ellie says – reply to this

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weird he really does remind me of gollum
FIRST FIRST MAYBE? says – reply to this

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First?
ll says – reply to this

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i knew i recognised him!!!lol
lee says – reply to this

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EXCELLENT!!!!! I hate this fucking photo and love it at the same time because it shows his true self…ugly inside and out…
Brittany says – reply to this

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so true.
Jordyn says – reply to this

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Their eyes sort of look alike.
FUCK YOU FAT SHIT says – reply to this

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FIDEL IS ALIVE
AND HILLARY IS ON THE WAY OUT
KEEP SUCKING DICK MARIO
44 says – reply to this

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n
CaitTK says – reply to this

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i love this. what a troll..
i got more respect for golum tho at least he didnt spend all 3 of his daughters college tuition on hoes.
Michelle says – reply to this

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I am one of the women who was with Eliot. He is a kind and gentle man and was very warm and tender always.
aviana says – reply to this

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wow lol
aeriechild says – reply to this

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no wonder he needed a prostitute…..LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Lynne says – reply to this

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So childish…that's the best you can do?
sg says – reply to this

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lovely
EVE says – reply to this

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HAHHAHHAHA
R says – reply to this

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Thats sick!
Dolly says – reply to this

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LLLLOOOOLLLL
judy says – reply to this

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leave him alone.
at least it was with a woman, and not a little boy.
Buster Cherry says – reply to this

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Mdrry Spritzmas!!!! New York!!!
asta says – reply to this

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awh poor man being so ugly
sexrules says – reply to this

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damn that's hot! my 9 inch cock got a fat erection. who wants to suck on it? ya… suck it good… get ready for a big load down yer throat. ya bitches. i love havin my cock sucked. i love to bend u over and have u take my rod up into yer hole! ya i wanna hear u scream as I pound you like the bitch that u are! take that cock! all the way! deep inside you! mmm…. feels good don't it?! ya… i am close to cumming. fuck ya. feels so good inside. i live for sex!!!
Johnny Knoxville says – reply to this

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Tom Leykis Show
fdsf says – reply to this

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last
mimi says – reply to this

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first!
Buster Cherry says – reply to this

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Merry Spritzmas, New York!!!!!!
cunt says – reply to this

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idiot !!!!!!!!!
drew says – reply to this

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hah so good!
melly mel says – reply to this

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first
Hi There says – reply to this

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first
kiki la rue says – reply to this

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I think he looks like Bat Boy - from that old tabloid News of the World…
sandy says – reply to this

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freaking hilarious
J says – reply to this

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Spitzer has pretty eyes, tho.
Sarah says – reply to this

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This brings the lolz.
DEFINATLEY.

LOL!

See??
WE says – reply to this

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hahhaahaha
Sara says – reply to this

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*giggles* I'm loving that!
Marty says – reply to this

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Thanks for the laugh Perez. Great catch. I'm in the New York minority. I didn't vote for this Bozo.
Princess Bender says – reply to this

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I think that Gollum might fuck U 4 comparing him to Client # 9 Perez! That is an insult to ugly all over the world.
BoyzToy.nl says – reply to this

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I am almost done with my last beer.

Help.
googoo says – reply to this

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lovin the comparisons
Kasey says – reply to this

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it's so true!!!!
Jess says – reply to this

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HA HA HA HA. You are so funny ))
Metche says – reply to this

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First Bitches!!!!!!!!
ewrfwer says – reply to this

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mhm.
Tara W says – reply to this

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You have to check out the "Alleged" Escort pictures and her MySpace Page. She is a singer and I bet she is going to get a lot of mileage from this. I guess sleeping with Eliot was worth the career boost.

http://CenterLine.tv
NO NAME says – reply to this

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I am going to have absolute nightmares tonight….dirty hooker guy!
FAT MARY says – reply to this

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I bet his eyes bug out like that when those hookers shove a dildo in his ass!!!
REESE says – reply to this

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ITS SUCH A SHAME WE HAD A PERSON WHO HAD THE POWER TO MAKE HUGE DECISIONS MAKE AN ASS OF HIMSELF!!
ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

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ahaha!this is SO RIGHT P Nasty!P u really r something these days.first madonna and Chucky's bride & now this.keep on the good work.gotta sleep now.it's 2 after midnight here in Greece,goodnight y'all!
silly me says – reply to this

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So now you're stealing stuff from other websites. I saw this on Laura Ingraham's website on Monday. Good thing your so honest. I guess that's democrat values for ya.
Bob Hope says – reply to this

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Leave the guy alone. So he fucked someone other than his wife!! Who the fuck cares! Everyone gets horny at some point, and some more than others. Maybe if his wife stepped up to the plate at did her wifely duty (and btw, I'm a female, so back off), he wouldn't have had to pay a hooker. The only reason everyone is so crazy about it is because she is a professional. At least it wasn't some 13 year old home alone he had met online.
Ebony says – reply to this

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I think he looks like Pinky from Pinky and the brain, or is it brain.
lina77 says – reply to this

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OMG…this is funny because before this image came out I was on my way photoshoping him as a troll or leprechaun - tis the season. Don't forget your green beer! Sorry all if I'm being mean - but anyone who does that to their wife and kids isn't anything other than a leprechaun!!!
Oh SNAP says – reply to this

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Spitzer's escort is actually a musician too… you can hear her mp3 here: http://amiestreet.com/ashleyalexandradupre
ManaPonj says – reply to this

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HAHA! PERFECT!
bathog says – reply to this

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man he sure looks like bill cowher from the steelers
Blow Me says – reply to this

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You suck Eliot! Good riddance.
PRETTY DAMN CLOSE!!! says – reply to this

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Spitzfur may have more hair than Gollum, but Gollum is better looking.
DomBomb says – reply to this

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Why did Elliot Spitzer get oral from a call girl?
Because his wife was a 'Spitzer' not a swallower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glass says – reply to this

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THAT is funny as hell.
vain says – reply to this

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LMAO perfect!!!
HO FO' SHO' says – reply to this

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Elliot loves it when I rub my boobies on his satellite dish ears.
Holly says – reply to this

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what an asshat… www.finickycritic.com
Jen says – reply to this

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This by far is the BEST one you've done (: Hope to see you at SXSW this year! I
Gitta says – reply to this

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hahaha! best one ever!!
Ha ha ha ha caught! says – reply to this

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Jew boy #1 hypocrit got caught with his dradle out! He should put himself in jail! No condoms either, what an idiot! I thought he went to princeton or something. Oh yes, he was thinking with his little head. It's no suprise he went to hookers. he is nothin to look at and could only get those fine model types with money. His wife probably was a nagger and stopped giving him head years ago too which is why most guys cheat. Hmm wife says no sex, guys will find it. What guy wouldn't want some young fine 22 stuff??? ok,gay guys.
Yes women allllll guys look and would love something younger don't kid yourselves if they had the chance! bye bye spitzon
gossipmonger says – reply to this

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Somehow, I knew it. Glad to see I wasn't the only one who was struck by the resemblance.
WTF? says – reply to this

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Re: Bob Hope – Are you serious? Ummm, okay.
gossipmonger says – reply to this

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How do all of you know his wife WASN'T fucking him? Just because he routinely went to hookers doesn't mean she wasn't giving him some. That said, I know I couldn't bring myself to fuck him for any amount of money, but I'd have never married into the Smeagol clan to start with.
Ewwww - Fugly!! says – reply to this

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OMG his wife was so much prettier than his hooker. Why are men so needy and desperate? WHAT A LOSER HE IS!!!!!
Another Dumbass democRAT Caught With His Pants Down! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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Another loser democRAT who claimed to stand up for all that is good. A typical democRAT liar.
off the property says – reply to this

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what about the high-priced call girl "Kristen" who we all want to read about and — more urgently — see pictures of, Perez? i will tell you: the only place you can read and see all about "Kristen" today is on The New York Times! as always: Thank God for The New York Times!!! hahahahhahahahahahhah!!!!
Smiley says – reply to this

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That's just insulting to Gollum…
Grace E. says – reply to this

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Re: Bob Hope – Okay. So you do not care about the institution of prostitution but the illegality of prostitution especialy taking a person across state lines for sex is some kind of felony related to anti slavery laws. Additionally,
How was this governmant paid official paying for the expense that exceeded his government salary?..I do believe he was caught because he was using campaign funds or government funds of some sort to supplement his support of prostitution.
Oh yeah least not forget that ERON stuff too.
Not being a pedo does not give someone justification to be a john. Duh!
mav456 says – reply to this

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shit son! that's fuckin funny!!
FREAK N GENIOUS says – reply to this

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Too efin funny.
aeryn says – reply to this

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hilarious. i always thought that dude looked evil (eliot spitzer, not gollum).
Xesenta.com says – reply to this

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OMG!

SpitZers GIRL is reveALed!! www xesenta.com

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Chris says – reply to this

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I think Gollum looks more like Hillary.
My Girls says – reply to this

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Such an amazing similarity………it is absolutely frightening! Wow Zaahh!
Soleil G. says – reply to this

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Sheer brizzilliance! Magnefique!

Guess he had a bit too much of "Motherf**kin' steamrollin" eh?
Hubris says – reply to this

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Perfect!!! They could be brothers
Wifey's Best Friend says – reply to this

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Wait until wifey stomps on his face with her stiletto heels!
mackenzie514 says – reply to this

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You have never been MORE ACCURATE with one of these!!!!
Laura says – reply to this

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Him hooking up with a prostitute does not make him less capable of being a good leftist governor.
linds says – reply to this

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Idiot Spitzer
Aimée says – reply to this

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He's actually a very handsome man, and not just because he is in a position of power.
I would let him stick it in my butt for $19.99 and an Arby's giftcard.
rjp3 says – reply to this

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ANOTHER CLASSIC PEREZ
not real says – reply to this

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Ashley Alexandra Dupre is "Kristen's" real name. She is the whore who slept with the mayor. But fear not, she wants a music career. Let's hope she can be a role model to young women everywhere, if you fall on hard times, fall on a cock. Then you and your music will get you through it.
1-800-WHORESRUS says – reply to this

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EWWW…NO WONDER HE HAD TO PAY FOR PUZZY!!!
tazzzy says – reply to this

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now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a little bird says – reply to this

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Ashley Alexandra Dupre is the real name of "Kristen" the whore. She claims to have been on hard times, so that justified sucking money out of men. She is also a musician. Let us hope she makes it. That way girls everywhere can know, it doesn't matter what happens to people around you…just that people focus their attention on you.
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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His wife might be ready to rip his balls off with her teeth, but if he fucks up again its not like he will have to pay for it.

Bill Clinton became sexy after he chated, and I'm sure the same will happen to him.