Separated At Birth
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Left: Gollum. Right: Soon-to-be former New York governor Eliot Spitzer.
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Re: judy – So Judy your point is what………it's ok to cheat as long as it's not with a child??????
Twins! Does Shitzer wear eyeliner? Now he has all the time in the world to get his dick sucked. HAHAHAHAHA loser!
HE'S HOT. HE MUST HAVE A TIGHT LEAN BODY AND STIFF COCK
I think he looks more like mr. peepers from SNL.
oh hell fuckinyes
PEREZ - you shouldn't be dabbling in politics anyway, but how come no news on Clinton's peddling of racist comments? Why hasn't she done anything really about Ferraro? WHERE IS YOUR DECENCY?
You have absolutely no problem stating over and over and over again that Sally Kern is a Republican. That's fine. Why aren't you mentioning that Elliot Spitz is a DEMOCRAT????????? Honesty and fairness are part of being an evolved human being. Try it.
Spitzer Sex Tape?@!????!?!
http://view.break.com/469044
nothing could ever make this man sexy, sorry hello kitty. at least BC was somewhat …well, sort of, well, he wasnt as fug as this guy! and his wife was educated at meredith college, and she still stood up there by his sorry ass. a disgrace to meredith girls everywhere. i woulda kicked his balls into his brains and walked off stage.
Ha ha ha! That's fucking hilarious!
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The resemblance is astounding!! ugly…inside and out.
Hypocritical bastard!
He is so double faced.
He is sorry only because everything is out in public. He should have known better, he is attorney general.
Of course he had to pay money, he is so ugly.
Asshole!
This is the best one yet! ROTFL
YES! That's who he reminds me of!!!!!!! Thank you. lol
Dead on, Perezicious! Now, he's gonna have more than his Precious taken away!
thats friggen mean. like give him a break.
I keep thinking of bitter beer face
As some have mentioned, he is actually a handsome man. Amazing eyes. Of course, since we're making fun of him (thank god it wasn't one of us), only the most unflattering pics will do.
My problem is with people who make this assumption that we "humans" separate from "animals" make a "choice" to be faithful, monogomous, etc. etc. In reality, people, especially men (because I'm a man) need sex like they need food. I'm sure for certain women this is true too. And, no matter how much one may fight the urge to merge, IT'S FUCKKIN PROGRAMMED INTO OUR BRAINS, AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH ONE MAY SAY ONE HAS "CONTROL" OVER IT, THE URGE TO MERGE IS A BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE! It ultimately cannot be controlled.
no….do a seperated at birth with the steelers head coach bill cowyer…lol
first actually FUNNY posting like for realz good one man
so i went to high school with the girl who has now been outed as his prostitute…from what i remember of her, she was alwasy pretty, popular and definitly rich. funny how the news was all over my small town today yet they dont even have her last name right….i hope everything works out for her. screw him tho!
TEE HEE! ON A SERIOUS NOTE THOUGH….HIS POOR WIFE!!! DAMNED IF I'D STAND BY HIM FOR THE CAMERAS!!! I'D BE AT GUCCI WITH HIS CREDIT CARDS. DAMN….IT MAKES ME MAD WHEN DEMOCRATS EMBARRASS US!!
hahaha…. they look the same! lol
sucio!
OMG ~ my sentiments exactly. You'd think w/ all his money he could have his ears surgically corrected! HIL-FUCKIN-LARIOUS!
Re: Michelle – EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW, you pathetic bitch! I wouldn't be broadcasting that. No man will want to come within ten feet of your disease infested VaJayJay.
pleeease perez impress me with another separated at birth cause that one of golide hawn and that dog from lady and the tramp was su fucking good in fact for years i noticed that resemblece whenever i´d watch peg in that cartoon inmediatly would come to my mind the face of goldie haha
Re: bitch – You go girl. I like your style. FORGET THE MOTHAFUCKAH AND MOVE ON!
that is some seriously some funny fucked up funny shit……seriously
this is the first time i've ever laughed so hard at a perez post. well played, sir. well played indeed.
Re: Grace E. – ENRON NOT ERON U STUPID BITCH IF U WANT TO TALK THAT OLD SHIT GET IT THE FUCK RIGHT
first Aussie
thats not a flattering picture. he looks like a mean kid on a playground.
YES! This is too wierd yet true!@!!
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lmaaaaaooooo, you were right on with this one! lmao
dead on
democrat.
I knew he looked familiar! Thanks, Perez, for helping me make the connection!
I think it is great that this pious moe foe finally got his comeuppance!!!!!! He needs to stop saying this is a "private matter" it's only a private matter if you're banging the nanny!!!… What ole Spitzy did was to PAY a whore… which is Illegal in the great state of New York… and that makes it VERY public ex GOVERNOR!!!!!! Gollum is better looking.. bet he can get it for free over Spitzer!
He looks more like the "Bitter Beer Face" old guy!
LMFAO
LoL, that's funny!
Elliot is hot. I think that Tilda Swinton looks more like Gollum than anyone.
You nailed it with this one…..laughed out loud when I saw it…good job!!!!
lolololol
P… you rock my socks… stay awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Ebony – YES!!! You are right!! and you mean the brain!!! Pinky the big stupid one, brain has the oversized head…
Soooo clever!! And I'll bet Golum got sex for free:)
Dude — Great minds!! I called this to friends and co-workers the very moment I saw it on CNN.
jew ears!
"RIGHT" ?
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEREZ YOU HIT THE NAIL RIGHT ON THE HEAD. THAT'S FLIPPIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
A crooked, lying lawyer who engages in illegal activities? This can't be true! Lawyers have a code of ethics!!!!
LOL LOL, that is too funny!!
Leave this damn man alone. He's human and should not have resigned.
Re: lina77 – that is funny! it makes me laugh and i need one right now. He DOES look very leprachaunish or trollish… just in time for st. patrdicks day!!
thats not gollum, its Smiegal!
That just made my morning. Thank you, Perez!
ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah- what a piece of shit
LOL, I thought this shit was funny
for once you got it right! i'm glad this scumbag is gone…now it will come out how despised he really was…how unfeeling and callous, how unbending and cruel…many a reputation was ruined (by inuendo alone), and more crushed with the threat of inuendo by this man. its funny how the more one gets on "their high horse" the farther they have to fall when it all comes tumbling down.
my heart goes out to his wife and kids, and extended family. and a note to silda…get a check up honey…he liked it bareback, so i hear. for that alone, i'd kick his ass to the curb!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anybody that frigging FUGLY would have to pay for SEX. He is DOUBLEBAGGER material! YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHERS!!!!
L M A O
Re: FUCK YOU FAT SHIT –
hillary is here to stay..and he is reason why….
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if I was married to that fuck
I would be calling hookers for ME…
I FEEL SORRY FOR THE HOOKER THAT HAS TO DO HIM…PEREZZZZZ, U KRACK MY AZZ OFF…
FLORIDA/MICHIGAN R GETTING
OUR DELEGATES COUNTED…ZO
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Re: informed nica –
coz we all know
if he was a REPUBLICUNT
it would of been BOYZ..HE WAZ FUCKING..NOT
GIRLZZ…ZO PLEAZE MENTION THAT HE WAZ A
DEMOCRAT..PLEAZE….LARRY EFFEN CRAIG
bwaa ha ha ha
blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats funny shit right thurr!
Now that's just plain funny!
ewwwwwww WTF is wrOng with his face. he has a DEMON face. he had to get a hooker uz his wife wouldnt sleep with his scary ass.
He looks just like Smeagal. What a fool!
HAHAHAHAHAH
Love it, absolutely perfect comparison! HILARIOUS!
If his wife comes down with herpes, she'll know why.
The JERK needs to be punished for what he has done!! He would prosecute others in the sex trade, and now he's paying for the sex trade - he should be punished. His wife should clean out the bank accounts, throw him out of the house and change locks and never speak to him again. She's too good for that looser! Also the wife should get tested for sexually transmitted diseases.
A perfect match!
Tax dollars well spent!
What a lying scumbag.
LMFNAO!!!!!! Nice one Perez, you are soooo right, no wonder he has to pay so much for hookers, it is the only way he can get them to have sex with him!!!!
THAT IS HILARIOUS! I think I'd rather sleep with that thing on the left!
That is so funny. It fits the "Lord of the Sex Ring" remarks. I think when he makes that face he looks like a cabbage patch kid…lol!
Re: eddy – Does that mean it's okay when your girlfriend or wife cheats on you? I hope you don't complain when it happens to you.
ggov spitzer just enjoys what every hot body man like to get fu(ked and su(ked so what
OMG, that is funny as shit. He looks just like him.
…just proves why he'd need to spend $80k to get nookie.
What is really aweful about this scum bag is that his wife is actaully a really awesome person. Shes done so much for so many people and has done alot for Meredith College, of which she is an alum. Shes got a big family of MC angels praying for her and her children!
THATS FOR SURE! EWWW…
ES UN HIJO DE PUTA!
hahaahha oh perez you cracked me up with this one
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OK that's where I thought I saw him before! Yes, you got this one right… something else to get right is checking out www.StarlooksBoutique.com !
I think Spitzer looks like a teletubby ! What a moron.
For a sec, I thought it was Bill Cowher. I was about to say…..!!!
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Tha'ts fummy the day of the press conference I said he looked just like Gollum. Smart minds think alike
Re: DARREN – So much anger over a mispelling or typo on a Perezhilton blog. or is it about the Democratic Gov. of New York Spitzer? EnRon maybe?
Either or
Must have really hit an extra sensitive special nerve there inorder for the spelling Nazi to come out and scream bitches there.
Good luck with that.
HAHAHAHAHA
Perez I love you dear
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*****Spitzer had just begun an investigation into Larry Silverstein's leasing of the World Trade Center just 2 months before 9/11. THAT is why they are ruining his career.*****
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PLEASE DON'T DISS GOLLUM.