The Couple That Get Facials Together…
Filed under: Paris Hilton > Benji Madden
Stays together!
Paris Hilton is a giver. The socialite treated her boyfriend of a month (or so) to a his & hers facial and photo op on Tuesday.
Benji Madden celebrated his 29th birthday yesterday and he and Paris hit up the Ole Henriksen Face & Body Spa in West Hollywood.
She's bringing out the feminine side in him, and he's bringing out her inner rocker!
Are we gonna see Paris covered in tattoos soon????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 12, 2008 at 10:00 am




FIRST?
Paris has big feet.
look at the fuckin SIZE of her feet! her feet are enormous.
GO PARIS!
I think they are cute together!
they're so weird together
those huge feet make her look like a cross dressing tightrope acrobat. she could waterski behind a canoe with those webbed sasquatchian oil platforms.
WHO CARES, PARIS IS THE KIND OF BITCH I WOULD FUCK ALL NIGHT AND THEN SPIT ON HER.
now if only they could remove his double chin and then they'd be in business
first..bitch
are his feet SMALLER than hers?!
2nd
Perez is the biggest fag on the planet, he sucks Hillary's hairy dick. What a fucking homo.
not first.. but i tried.
ohhh hopefully not!!!!!!!
her feet are bigger than his!
1st?
Are you still reporting on Paris? She isn't amusing anymore. Even when we did laugh at her…oh, and her acting.
Of course she has big feet…she's 5'8.
Luv her dress…
She IS already covered by tattoos! slut, useless written all over her front. The back: I'll look later.
I love her!! xxx
MAYBE SHE CAN GET HIM TO SLICE THAT FAT OUT FROM UNDER HIS NECK. WHY DOES HE HAVE A DOUBLE CHIN? HE'S GROSS AND PASTEY. HE PROBABLY HAS A LITTLE DICK TOO. PARIS DOESN'T CARE THOUGH. SHE'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET ATTENTION BECAUSE SHE LACKS ANY REAL TALENT. SHE'S NOT EVEN GOOD AT BEING A WHORE.
I sense a decline in fan appeal for him! Hmmm, could be a downward spiral Benji…. LOOK OUT!
Re: XxATLFashionistaxX – I HAVE GIRLFRIENDS WHO ARE HER HEIGHT OR SLIGHTLY TALLER AND NONE OF THEM HAS A FOOT LARGER THAN A 9. PARIS HAS A SIZE 11. SHE IS CLEARLY A FREAK OF NATURE…..OR A DRAG QUEEN.
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zzzzzzzzz I need zome Johnny Depp pleazeeeeeezzzzzzz
Pam Anderson is known for dating and marrying creeps. And now Paris???? She can get her any good looking guy instead of one that looks like a road map. How ugly.
and she looks cute in that dress. I'll bet he's alot of fun in bed.
Perez, WHY do u still kiss her ass?! Shes annoying, no1 cares about her, she acts stupid 24-7. Jessica Simpson gets ragged on for nothing from u, but u kiss Paris' ass as usual, why? is it because of ur name, "perez hilton" that u have to suck up?!
it amazes me how much attention we put to worthless idols.
my boyfriend is so much better looking than him. fuck a duck.
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They could get facials every hour, but they'd still be very ugly people. However, I'm grateful they're containing the fug within one couple and not victimizing other people with it.
Does anyone else wonder if this is for the new Ashton Kutcher show that punks the media?
Re: hotmommy76 –
If your a hotmamma from 1976, then guess what?
Your old and ugly, nothing hot about you. I'm hot, you're not.
his face looks swollen. gross.
I'm so confused. He's not hot. They look so strange together.
Both look like they have a eating disorder.
PARIS!!!!!!! THAT GUY IS UGLY. U SHOULD OF MARRIED HUNTER FROM YOUR REALITY SHOW. HE WAS A DADDY! U THINK U HAVE GOOD TASTE IN CLOTHES BUT THAT MAN NEXT TO U "NOT SO MUCH!"
I know the Madden's are has-beens, but do they have to resort to the risk of getting hep and herp just to get thier faces in the news?
Oh. 27? Krazihotkelli? You are a retard and the superficial is glad you are gone. Piggy Perez is much more your speed. You know, the crushing-cans-for-a-living kind.
So here's a thought. I can't help be wonder if we're possibly being 'punked' again by Paris/Benji/Ashton? Come on, I find this twosome way too hard to believe.
Somehow I think these two are quite familiar with facials. Oh, you mean the cosmetic kind. My bad.
wtf are they doing together? they completely dont suit each other!
Benji's a fatty
God!! I can't stand it!! Can I please have these people's lives???
I work, go home, eat, go to the bathroom, and watch t.v. That is my life.
I want to get facials in the middle of the day in sunny California!!!!!
can they do something about that disgusting xtra face fat? he looks like john goodman from the neck up. good god. its obvious the only looks paris cares about are her own.
lovely dress shes wearin
maybe their 'relationship' is actually for that ashton's new show
haha! look how tiny his feet are next to hers!!!
Just because they are twins, does that mean he has to gain baby sympathy weight also?
FAKE ASS COUPLE.
Re: mrs. k –
Haha I was thinking the same thing! I think they are! Doesn't she have like a size 11 or something? And thats what like a 9 in men which is on the smaller side but I've known men with a lot smaller haha
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I Have a feeling that Paris has had a lot of "facials" if ya know what I mean
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Where would Hilton be had the paps not been around for her to chase, use, manipulate and expose herself to in her famous efforts to invade pop culture with meaningless, empty celebritude? Why doesn’t someone do a show on exposing certain “celebrities” for their dependence on the paparazzi and the media? Well, in a way, they have.
It’s that docu-expose being done on Hilton. We hear that it’s a yearlong expose that shows the truth behind Hilton’s PR hype that started just before she was released from jail. Like what really went on “behind bars” for starters. Not that phony hype she gives out to the general public, media and interviews – but the truth. Kind of like “Pop Fiction” in reverse, but better because it’s honest and not manipulated by the celebrity. Truth is always better than fiction. What a hoot this is going to be!
I LOVE PARIS AND BENJI TOGETHER!!! I THINK THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE
IM SUPRISED SHES ACTUALLY DRESSED NORMAL IN THIS PIC!NOT ALL PUNK ROCKER WANNA BE,BENJI IS FUCKIN UGLY SHES TRIPPIN!AND NEEDS TO STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE NICOLE
Benji looks chunk-a-lunk
Her feet are longer than his in this picture.
What a pair of large, ugly…..feet she has! Are her hands as huge and veiny ugly?!
She is a no talent celeb wanna be.
He is so ugly with those tattoos and nasty clothes. He can do much better than that skank hoe Paris.
looks like bowel movements feet are smaller than his girlfriend's. that's sad.
This will make you laugh.
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Check it out.
This brightly illustrates how inherently insane females are. She's from a rich family and she hooks up with a fat, ugly loser covered in ugly tattoos. It's obvious she's only doing it because the trend is for these Hollywood girls to go out with tattood rock guys. Pam Anderson started the trend and all these dumb girls fall in line like mindless sheep. I predict it won't be long before she gets a big, ugly flower tattoo just like Ashlee Simpson. She should get it on her shoulder because she's always doing that shoulder-touch-the-chin thing. Poor Grandpa Barron will have a heart attack.
guess what I gave benji for his birthday………a TOOL box
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LOL her feet are bigger then his
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Shut up, Perez! Don't give her any ideas! That would be catastrophic…for my tattoos!!
sorry but he is really nappy. i think paris is pretty, although i think she has no fashion sense most of the time. however, she could get virtually any guy she wants & she chooses him. he is totally pudgy too. the guy needs to hit the guym big time. yuck.
It is pleasant to slide on the ornamented bacon in a bed ?!?
I'm suprised she would actually date a fat dude. Times must be getting tough for her.
i see she's finally dressing like herself again in that damn pepto-pink!!
ENOUGH of them already…where's Nicole and Joel??
OMG!! Her hair is so horrible. If she's going to insist on keeping that uneven, angled bob cut then she needs to get it trimmed up. The left side is way to long and it looks retarded, or if she doesn't want it anymore and she's trying to let it grow out then she should at least get it cut to the same length. Again, it looks realy dumb.
Is anybody taking this seriously? It smells of publicity from a mile away.
She wants Nicole's life.
HE'S SO FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE PROBABLY HAS A FAT POCKET AROUND HIS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fat pocket:
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HE'S SO FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE PROBABLY HAS A FAT POCKET AROUND HIS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fat pocket:
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gross… GROSS… they are both just so pathetic. thats all i can say
HE'S SO FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE PROBABLY HAS A FAT POCKET AROUND HIS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think its funny the only guy interested in Paris is a tattooed Pillsbury doughboy.
we didn't watch her movie or buy her cd's… conclusion: nobody cares about paris!
Damn, that dude has one bloated ass face! Jubba the hut baby!
The only kind of facial that ho knows is when her latest man-ho cums on her face. Stop giving her any space on your site.
This couple is a joke! Seriously what is the appeal of this guy?! He looks like crap! Apparently who we choose as partners reflects what we think we deserve…yikes! I guess Paris has some self-esteem issues that need to be dealt with…who knew?!
Can you say tranny-licious? You know what they say - big feet, big ____.
Her feet look like miniature canoes. You could go boating on Lake Powell in one of those.
lose the fucking hat you douche. this stunned cunt reminds me of groundhog day, same get-up everytime
I wanna Paris sat at my face !
OOOOH, she is in FLATS Victoria Beckham needs to send her a copy of her BOOK quick..
when will this stunned bitch realize we don't give a rats ass about her fake relationship or anything else about her?
Benji gets a facial? It already looks like a dumptruck fell on his face!!! And all this stupid tattoos all over his body wn't be heped by a two hundred dollar facial.
HINT: People with tattoos like this idiot just make it easier to weed out trendy, stupid people from your life!!!
Keep spreadin' those herpes Paris!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously i bet almost all of young hollywood has some nasty nast going on down there!!!!! keep spreadin'!!!!!!
Paris Hilton must be pretty used to getting "facials."
I hate her. I used to like her, but she stole Benji. Why doesn't she get someone she needs, like… … Spencer Pratt?
Tattooes is good - when they display essence of the person ,or these are criminal or religious tattooes which show the person as the person in a society… But to do tattooes in style " Ed Hardy " to me it seems silly…
- There was a time when I wished to make to myself a big leaf of cannabis on a breast, I am pleased that friends have convinced to not do it… But now I know that is necessary to me,it's a small yin yang scar…
He needs to get something done to get rid of his bloated face/body!
her feet look like freakin canoes! what size are they??!?!!
Hmmm, Paris is a jealous user, Benji is a fool. He must be blinded by those mirrored boats on her big ass feet… Paris needs to step away from Nicole. Jealous bitch.
All I can say is that he must have a HUGE d**k to blanace off for all that extra flesh on him. What a greasy piglette of a manchild!!
She looks absolutely Shiteous! Hasbeen!!
Maybe if we stop looking, she'll just go away???!!
Paris is a C-O-P-Y-C-A-T, whatever Nicole does Paris does. She dosen't have a genuine skinny bone in her body. She has no authenticity. Most girls/women know that certain someone who couldn't be happy for anyone else, when someone got maried or pregnant, that person ran out and did the same thing, almost despite the fact it's someone elses' time to have the attention, someone like Paris can't be happy for anyone else THEY have to have the spotlight ALWAYS.
That's nothing new, thousands of guys have given this slut a facial.
His double chin gives me a complex.
And it's not like he's fat.
Now that he's with Paris maybe she can arrange a little lipo for him, tighten that shit up!!
he is fugly