They're Gonna Procreate!
Filed under: Brittany Murphy
"Please God, next year [we're] having a family," Brittany Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack, is threatening.
You sure must be praying to God you sperminate her, Crook. You'd be set for life!
"Yes! Yes!" says the wacktress. "In about a year" they plan to have children.
No! No! No!
But, joked Monjack, "apparently, according to the Internet, I already have several!"
Kook and Crook have vowed to have babies and cut the Internets out of their life. The latter is probably best!
"We did stop using the Internet lately," says Murphy. "No blogs. We're a blog-free couple!"
See ya! And, please, really reconsider the baby bit.
[Image via JPI Studios.]
Posted: March 12, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I like her…he sucks
yesss
lufti has been drugging her too
CHILREN ARE STARVING
LOOK at the body language in this picture. She's physically pulling away from him. I'll bet he smells like "Just for Men" hair dye.
my gosh, he's gross on every level….ugh
am i first? OMG
:D:D:D:D
1ST
Even Perez would crack a smile
http://crazyforhillary.com
First
Its just for publicity
She's always been a wack job! They deserve each other, but please don't have children!! please oh please!!
yuck. he is so gross looking.
Excuse me….I'm eating lunch at the moment, no need to gross me out.
that's some camel toe he's sporting
I love that Perez has banners for Ann Coulter on his website - sign up to get her articles by email. Shows what a capitalist PIG he really is. He will talk shit about her, but he'll also take her money to advertise on his site. All about the benjamins, huh Perez??
Ugh he looks so greasy and gross
Ew what in the world attracts her to him. He is such a slob, I mean look at him. He looks like some kind of sick freak and she is married to that. How could you wake up to that every day, nasty!
Look at how she's leaning away from him!!!!!!!!!!
Why why WHY?!?!? Dear god girl, save yourself!
God help us all.
darn he is FUGLY!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!!!!
Ew, on top of the "Save Katie Holmes" t-shirts I came up with… I think I may make a few Brittany Murphy ones, too.
Poor girl.
why is he so ugly.
EEEWWWW!!! His jeans don't fit, look at that BIG ASS BALL all mushed up on his right !
she was so cute. who is her husband. he is sooo unattractive. he reminds of the guy they kept chained up in goonies. i think his name was sloth. anyway, who the hell is he & how did she meet him?
What did Brittany find in this old dude? She is such a beautiful young woman - she could do so much better than him! This guy is using her just like K-Fed used Britney - I hope they signed a pre-nup before they married!
This is gonna be one FUGLY child!
OMG That is her husband??!!! LMAO
What is wrong maybe he is good man that is good and kind to her ! dont be so shallow people .. please ..
What is up with his crotch?
Man he is HIDEOUS!!!! WOW. DOWNGRADE!!!! Shit, he most be EXCELLENT IN BED if she's with him.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! The bitch is WACK!!!! Con man, say it nice and slow you dumb cunt. CON MAN!!!!!
I'M GUESSING THEY CUT OUT THE INTERNET CAUSE THAT BITCH HASN'T HAD A JOB IN YEARS AND CAN'T AFFORD THE MONTHLY BILL.
I just. Don't. Get it. WHAT does she see in him? Does he remind her of the creepy uncle who molested her when she was little, or what?? Sorry, but if I saw that sitting across from me every morning at the breakfast table, I'd probably toss up my oatmeal.
Re: JohnyStarr – Re: buckley – LMFAO. GOD I HATE THAT I READ YOUR POST. I COMPLETELY MISSED THAT BEFORE. NOW MY EYES ARE BURNING
maybe he's controlling her and he dont WANT her to use the internet! Because they dont necessarily have to blog there are other things on the internent! All of a sudden we never see Britney Murphy! Isn't that wierd!!!
How did no one comment on his mangina!!!!!!
Is it just me or does Brit look like Alyssia Milano
Who are these people?
Guys- say what u will about Simon, but I was an acquaintance of his for a short time thru work and he is a really cool, nice & funny guy. Shame that he's being shat upon simply because of his looks.
What? Were you drunk when you typed this post? It doesn't make sense.
How uncomfortable does she look?!!!!
is she insane to be with that nasty nast?
He is ugggs!
He's fucking disgusting!!
He is such a conman and I know for a fact that he has at least one child already, a little girl. He is just in this for the money.
LOL…. looks to me like he's sporting some man camel! GROSSS!!! Maybe he should've looked in the mirror before he left the house!
What lab is producing these slimy xy experiments.
Seriously?? That's her husband???? And what kind of name is MONJACK? Is that French for "my jack?" I thought she would have a better looking hubbie, didn't everyone else????
What is her problem? Or should I say what is his problem? He is hideous! He's totally doesn't fit whit her at all!! Please dump that monster Britanny !
This is so sad. She must have really low self-esteem to be with this creep.
I saw the two of them shoe shopping at Fred Segal in Weho last Friday. I have no idea how she could ever carry a baby - my guess is she weighs no more than 85 pounds. She looked awful.
Check out his moose-knuckle!! That one deserves a close-up!
cameltoe! ewwwwwwww
EEEeeeww..Look at his moose knuckle..he is a hairy beast..yucky
Whatever happened to her? Who is that man, he looks creepy and old. She's definetely lowered her taste in men since Ashton
SHE SEEMS EMBARRASED, ANYWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A CAMELTOE LOL…
Plain and simple, you play you pay. Unless you are Bill and Hillary who get away with everything!!!
if he's good to her and has a job that beings in more than she does…it's all good. if he's a moocher he sucks.
Did anyone see the gross man bulge in his pants is that Mr. Happy or a fat bulge? GROSS
Get off it. I must live near them because I've seen them at several restraints and they are clearly in love. It's actually refreshing to see two people who were smiling at each-other. I was reading the comments to this and I started thinking of the Dixi Chicks song, sure these aren't death threats or anything but such hate and vitriol… Why?
Perez your face is a walking nuclear disaster… SOOOOO FUGGHHHLY!!!!!!!!!
I don't think he's that bad looking ya'll. I do think that this little writing piece was written like a fat kid with A.D.D on pot in a candy store though. Settle it down perez - make some sense when u write.
Blog-free or brain-free???
that's cool her dad goes out with her to events
Hate to say it, but they will probably have a very beautiful kid.
What was she thinking? From Ashton Kutcher to this.. Wow, he looks like a Jersey City plumber who cant wait to eat a meatball sub. LOL
what's with sharing the 'almond joy'?? keep it to yourself, dude, and go one size up on the pants next time.
I had hoped by now Brittany would've woken up to herself & divorced this cretin! FOR GOD'S SAKE, WOMAN - I'm sure you can find someone better to breed with than HIM! If there is really a God, surely he has made sure Simon Monjack is STERILE!
Re: lolli – But what the hell made her want to find out???