Playboy Prince Settling Down

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He's not gay! Really????

According to the French media modelizer and father of two illegitimate kiddies, Prince Albert of Monaco, will marry his girlfriend, former South African Olympic swimmer Charlene Wittstock, in September.

The prince is 50 years old and is now just settling down!

He also probs wants a legit heir to the throne.

His two kids out of wedlock can't step up because super Catholic Monaco is ruled by strict succession rules. No bastards on their throne!

The last time Monaco celebrated a wedding of its ruling prince was in 1956, when his father Rainier married Oscar-winning American actress Grace Kelly.

[Image via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 9:20 am / Email this  »

    76 comments to “Playboy Prince Settling Down”

    1. zirina says – reply to this


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      He never was gay but a notorious playboy!

    2. Chris V says – reply to this


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      Spank me silly

    3. anne says – reply to this


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      first!!
      and he's not gay :D

    4. Victoria says – reply to this


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      Congratulations to the Prince.

    5. anne says – reply to this


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      4th
      and he's not gay :D

    6. 4324324 says – reply to this


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      BITCHUZQ

    7. melissa says – reply to this


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      first you basturds

    8. maggieAUSSIE says – reply to this


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      1st mother f@*$ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    9. Cerag says – reply to this


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      Oh he's still gay. Just like McGreevey.

    10. sarahfina says – reply to this


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      ew, he maybe a Prince but his forehead reminds me of a pubed dildo.

    11. Kate says – reply to this


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      First?

    12. colleen says – reply to this


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      I went to Monaco!

    13. anuka says – reply to this


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      first!

    14. Uhh says – reply to this


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      He's cute…in his own way.

    15. eo says – reply to this


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      1st

    16. maggieAUSSIE says – reply to this


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      he totally touches boys!!! look at that manical grin, i think he is squeezing one now!

    17. Lothar of the Hill People says – reply to this


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      Perez:

      The reason Prince Albert hasn't settled down is because he has been in a can all this time!!

      For you young ones, Prince Albert was the name of a brand of chewing tobacco way back then. It was also the subject of prank phone calls.

      Caller: "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

      Store Clerk: "Yes"

      Caller: "Well you better let him out!"

    18. donc says – reply to this


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      Interesting

    19. M from France says – reply to this


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      He issued a statement right after saying that saying it is not true.
      But the media also say that his girlfriend has been trying wedding dresses…

    20. Woohoo says – reply to this


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      What a jerk! The woman he is marrying was probably chosen for him to do just that…produce a legitimate heir. He still will play the field because that is all he does. Why anyone would want to sleep with him, I do not know.

    21. Nancy says – reply to this


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      UH?! Of course he's not gay.

    22. WHYBUYTHEMILKIFYOUGETITFREE? says – reply to this


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      Wow! He's so into committment ain't he? Such a gentleman too. He's definately so caring towards his bride to be. The throne MUST have its legit prince…can't have just anyone on it…pure bloodlines…

    23. {krazihottkelli/b/grl""""Hillary will zave uz'''''''''' says – reply to this


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      {{{{{{{{{{{{{ hez the one that haz that crazy zizta ]]]]]]]]]]]]

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[[[[ ztephanie ]]]]] zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      [[[[[[[[[[[ I like that bitch..zhez kool…travelz with a circuz]]]]

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lazt I heard…luv their family../Grace Kelly////

      zzzzzzzz zhe waz beautiful…like her daughterzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    24. maryb says – reply to this


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      Seperated at birth… Prince Albert and Judge David Young!

    25. Christina says – reply to this


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      Being gay now days has NOTHING to do with whether you get married or not. Case and point the governor from my lovely state of New Jersey!!!!

    26. Slater Granite says – reply to this


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      There are millions of males and females alike that are married (to the opposite) sex that are in fact gay…. Read a book people.

      Regards,

    27. Jacko says – reply to this


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      my next stunt..I will be going to monaco
      to let the prince torture me for his wedding present
      he will decide whether he wants to cut my dick off
      and let him resew it back on or
      deball me

    28. maryb says – reply to this


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      Seperated at birth….Prince Albert and Judge David Young!

    29. J says – reply to this


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      WHY CAN'T HIS KIDS BE HEIR TO THE THRONE, IT'S NOT LIKE THESE PEOPLE HAVE ANY MORAL AUTHORITY ANYWAYS. I HOPE IT'S NOT BECAUSE HIS SON IS BY A BLACK WOMAN

      WHY CAN'T HIS KIDS BE HEIR TO THE THRONE, IT'S NOT LIKE THESE PEOPLE HAVE ANY MORAL AUTHORITY ANYWAYS. I HOPE IT'S NOT BECAUSE HIS SON IS BY A BLACK WOMAN

      WHY CAN'T HIS KIDS BE HEIR TO THE THRONE, IT'S NOT LIKE THESE PEOPLE HAVE ANY MORAL AUTHORITY ANYWAYS. I HOPE IT'S NOT BECAUSE HIS SON IS BY A BLACK WOMAN

      WHY CAN'T HIS KIDS BE HEIR TO THE THRONE, IT'S NOT LIKE THESE PEOPLE HAVE ANY MORAL AUTHORITY ANYWAYS. I HOPE IT'S NOT BECAUSE HIS SON IS BY A BLACK WOMAN

    30. bored at work says – reply to this


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      No bastards on their throne!—thats right!

    31. Andy says – reply to this


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      Prince Rainier's mother, Princess Charlotte, was the illegitimate daughter of Prince Louis II and a cabaret singer. She was made Hereditary Princess of Monaco, heiress to the throne, by adoption in 1919. In 1920 she married Count Pierre de Polignac by arrangement.
      So in a way Prince Albert's father Prince Rainier was indeed a "bastard on the throne" although all the formalities were put in place to make him legitimate. Prince Rainier was born in 1923 after the adoption so there was no formal "error" and his father was indeed a Count!

    32. hello! says – reply to this


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      NICE BEARD MAN! YOU'VE PUT ON A GOOD ACT FOR MANY MANY YEARS! CONGRATS!

    33. Erin says – reply to this


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      Wasn't this the prince on "Girls Next Door"? I thought that episode was so funny when they tried to break into the palace, haha ;)

    34. Viva! says – reply to this


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      Hopefully this isn't true. Albert seems decent enough but I want to see Princess Caroline gain the throne. If indeed it is true….better watch out Charlene, PC is going to tear a strip off you because she's going to be PISSED!

    35. Albert Stud says – reply to this


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      Yes, his son is biracial, but his out-of-wedlock daughter is the oldest and would be the logical heir to the throne, but unfortunately the prince did not marry her mom so she is out of luck too. He had two illegitimate kids by two different women.

    36. Jere says – reply to this


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      Succession rules were changed a while back in Monaco because it was feared that Albert would have no legitimate male heir. It used to be that, if that were to happen, Monaco would lose its independence and become a province of France. Now, should Albert die without legit male issue, the throne passes to his sister Caroline's eldest son.

    37. david-0-selznick says – reply to this


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      Last year while vacationing after the film festival I had the pleasure of meeting the prince at the Ritz-Carlton health club and let me just say, he's hung and frisky.

    38. MonacoGrl says – reply to this


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      Being from Monaco I see this guy around all the time…good for him!! It's about time…and the country needs it.

    39. LeonA'$ Gho$T, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER biyatches! says – reply to this


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      Everybody knows his great grandmother was the maid, right? That's why his sisters were such whores and why he'll screw anything that moves!

    40. caroaber says – reply to this


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      I have despised this loser ever since he appeared on "The Larry King Show" and complained that his Togolese paramour tricked him into getting her pregnant. This loathsome , rich weasel finally got around to accepting their son, Alexandre, but refused to give him the surname Grimaldi. He failed to take responsibility for his own actions until he could no longer evade them. He's rubbish, and if you're gonna call innocent babies "bastards," then consider Princess Stephanie–her babies were out of wedlock too.

      He abandoned a Black African woman to become engaged to a white South African woman. He's rich, but he's no catch.

    41. shebear says – reply to this


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      caroaber said: "He abandoned a Black African woman to become engaged to a white South African woman. He's rich, but he's no catch." What the fuck does that mean?Are you insinuating that African women are whores and witchdoctors who trick Princes into marriage and childlock?

    42. Lulu_LaRue says – reply to this


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      Never thought he was gay but he better make sure this chick is marrying doesnt have a dick - Woof!

    43. My husband is bi says – reply to this


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      Today a lot of gays are married for fun (and kids) and openly bisex …and their wives accept it. I know a drag queen with more make up than his wife and his daughter.

    44. anonymous says – reply to this


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      He's a disgrace to his country and family…..his sister should be the heir

    45. dubrockna says – reply to this


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      Of course he's not gay! Why is every single man or even many obviously straight men thought of as being "gay"? It's ridiculous and unwarranted. Albert's had plenty of women, a couple of kids….these gay rumors are so lame and stupid. Congrats Albert and hope you're soon dad to a couple of legit. kids.

    46. Jastera says – reply to this


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      You thought he was gay? Come on….. Prince Albert is know to have raped many women…. including Ophelie Winter and Karen Mulder…

    47. Monaco says – reply to this


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      He's gay. Only problem is that you can't be of Royal stock and be gay. Would cost him his job and his lifestyle.

    48. rg says – reply to this


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      the prince is hung like a horse..he oozes sex..no wonder he's fathered half of southern france..he's a player with big swinging balls

    49. Make way for the CJB says – reply to this


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      Prince Albert is not gay! Nothing wrong with gay people, but that is one thing that makes me mad! He is definitely not gay! He is an amazing leader for the Monegasque community! I love him and so does Monaco! Not to mention, he is absolutely gorgeous! Congratulations to the couple! They are fabulous!

    50. Trini says – reply to this


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      "The last time Monaco celebrated a wedding of its ruling prince was in 1956, when his father Rainier married Oscar-winning American actress Grace Kelly." Shouldn't that be, "his father Rainier married his MOTHER, Oscar-winning…" I had to go to Wiki to confirm, s'all good.

    51. lisalisa says – reply to this


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      Why does he have an eight-head?

    52. Nubian Goddess In a VINTAGE FIORUCCI! says – reply to this


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      Re: Trini – She wasn't his MOTHER when Prince Rainier married her! Things were different back then.

    53. ellc says – reply to this


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      definitely prefer him as a bachelor.

    54. Anne says – reply to this


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      The Principality has issued a denial of this rumor.

    55. Brian's Babymomma says – reply to this


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      Charlene Rocks!!! Good luck chica.

    56. dee says – reply to this


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      hah, he went out with my aunt boo.

    57. l says – reply to this


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      This definitely does not prove that he's straight

    58. lyly says – reply to this


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      As an interacial young woman it really angers me that this world is so shallow. It is clear this man loved Nicole, but he would never have his father's blessing. When are we going to let people do and love as they wish? This insane concept that most "whites" have about themselves has to come to an end. YOU ARE A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES.

    59. lef says – reply to this


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      He's lucky he has money………..

    60. steph says – reply to this


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      yay for Grace Kelly! :D

    61. Kate says – reply to this


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      Who cares about princes, princesses, queens, kings in the modern era? The only thing monarchys have ever brought to the world is war and strife for the "peasants". It's silly to even still recognize "royality". Thank god America's never had a "king"….it's all silly rubbish.

    62. He's cute says – reply to this


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      You know he will still screw around but at least the wedding will be awesome.

    63. Anna says – reply to this


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      Re: Andy – Right you are. As most Europeans know, but few Americans realize, is that he is the son of a bastard. The current law is fairly new, and would have prevented Albert's own Dad from taking the throne, as well as himself. Therefore he is denying his own children, albeit love children, from inheriting the thrown in the same way he arrived at it. I was going to go on and post this information myself, but you have it all in there with every detail.

    64. WTF says – reply to this


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      Re: My husband is bi

      Why would you marry him? You don't CARE he cheats on you?
      This will really fuck up your kids!

    65. SHIRLEY U GESTE says – reply to this


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      Re: sarahfina – YOU REMIND ME OF A BIG CUNT… OH WAIT!

    66. hal says – reply to this


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      princess Caroline's daughter Charlotte casiraghi is insanely beautiful…..puts are ass wipe cunts like paris, nikki, zitney, and lindsey to shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    67. Slim Pickins says – reply to this


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      Well, the 'playboy prince' looks more like an accountant now, anyway, so he's got to be focused now on finding some REAL meaning with a family, albeit a little late in the game while he still can. I mean, that's quite the chrome dome. Even a plus 50 prince can't remain in extended adolescence once he hits 60, for heaven's sake.

    68. Off With Her Head. says – reply to this


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      He needs to produce an heir and a spare. Double chins notwithstanding, many aristocracy see no need to change their 'lifestyle' after marriage. Look at Chuck Windsor, the other half of the Captain and Camilla…

    69. mable says – reply to this


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      Re: lyly – Oh stop your ranting. Nothing at all has ever been published that indicates he clearly loved Nicole, a stewardess, any more than we know he loved Tamara, the waitress, whose daughter he fathered long before Nicole's. Tamara is white. Her daughter also has no claim to the throne, who would if she, too, were not a bastard. So stop makin shit up just to play your race card. It is old, tired, and has no place in this situation.

    70. You are right WTF says – reply to this


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      Re: WTF – My dad turned out to be gay (after 10 years of marriage) and yes it does screw up the kids.

    71. pablo says – reply to this


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      WRONG FACT: MONACO HAD A HUGE PUBLIC WEDDING IN 1978 WHEN CAROLINE MARRIED PHILIPPE JUNOT. NOT MANY ROYALS ATTENDED BUT IT WAS STILL A HUGE MEDIA EVENT AT THE TIME.

    72. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      Gay cornholin' royal

    73. lou says – reply to this


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      "#74 - pablo says – reply to this
      WRONG FACT: MONACO HAD A HUGE PUBLIC WEDDING IN 1978 WHEN CAROLINE MARRIED PHILIPPE JUNOT. NOT MANY ROYALS ATTENDED BUT IT WAS STILL A HUGE MEDIA EVENT AT THE TIME."

      It actually says that the last time Monaco celebrated the wedding of a ruling prince, so the fact is 100% correct.

      Also, I'm South African, and the SA media asked her parents about the wedding and they said they don't know anything about it. So it might just be another rumour.

    74. dodododo says – reply to this


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      How smug does that asshole look?

    75. caroaber says – reply to this


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      #42 shebear– I don't see what you're getting at. "Whores" and "witchdoctors?" That sprang from your imagination, not my own posting. The Prince fell in love with a Black woman, but wasn't man enough to stand up to his powerful father and declare it.

      Princess Caroline and Prince Andrea Casiraghi are decent and impressive, but Albert is a sniveling Milquetoast. Kinda long in the tooth to still not be a man.

    76. zoe mirai says – reply to this


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      isnt he king now?