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"When sex has gone out of marriage you've got to figure out if you're going to be friends or break up. Sex is important. I think it's a way to create more sexuality and I still feel that way about Kurt [Russell]. There are times when we want to kill each other but you've got to play. It's really important. What I do like about the fact that we're not married is that when I wake up in the morning I really do wake up fresh and re-born every day. I know that I could walk out at any moment but we chose to be together."

- Goldie Hawn, on geriatric sex

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

102 comments to “Quote of the Day”

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  1. shane says – reply to this


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    what a fierce bitch

  2. joey g says – reply to this


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    woooooo!!!!

  3. bryan says – reply to this


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    she needs to 1. start brushing her teeth and 2. get them whitened

  4. chamsey says – reply to this


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    EWWWWWW!

  5. FYI says – reply to this


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    THE MARKET IS GOING TO CRASH TODAY!!!!

  6. dee says – reply to this


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    "geriatric sex" is better than NO sex, eh, fatty?

  7. leo says – reply to this


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    first!

  8. helmbroken says – reply to this


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    Yay … 1st UK !!! She's just plain weird.

  9. first says – reply to this


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    first

  10. Katrina says – reply to this


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    "When sex has gone out of marriage you've got to figure out if you're going to be friends or break up. Sex is important."
    And that is when you weren't there just for sex?

  11. deedee says – reply to this


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    I wonder who else they are hitting.

  12. DramaQueenChic says – reply to this


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    I will bet that she is getting more sex than you are you fat, ugly troll bitch from hell.

  13. DramaQueenChic says – reply to this


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    Perez is an ugly, fat fuck who deserves to be miserable. Who would want to be with someone as fat, ugly, and vapid as you are ?? NO ONE. DIE ALONE!!

  14. kgb says – reply to this


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    Very stupid.
    You can walk out of any relationship but one CHOOSES to be monogamous and stick with a HUSBAND or WIFE because you are a GROWN UP and are able to make choices, bind the relationship with LOVE, the law and most times by GOD.
    SEX SEX SEX?
    It is about the LOVE DUMMY!
    Cut your hair. Cover your pancake boobs, put on a bra and act your age.
    is the real issue. Scared of growing older? It's written all over the face you try to hide with your outdated hair do.
    The alternative to getting older is death…. and Honey you look like death warmed over trying to be the 'Laugh In go-go girl' 40 Years after the show was cancelled.

  15. Jon says – reply to this


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    Perez, I can't *wait* for young people to make fun of your tired old ass. It won't be long; old age is coming for you too, Mary-o!

  16. Cristiano from Brazil says – reply to this


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    She´s a great actress and she looks a good person… so, behave !

  17. Better Than hag Mandonna says – reply to this


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    Why does she look a million times better than younger hag Madonna?

  18. {if itz not hillary..then u bitchez zuck az momz says – reply to this


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    zzzzzzzzzz zhez right about the marriage thing zzzzzzzzzz

    {{{{{{{{{ REZPECT ]]]]]]]]] GOEZ OUT THE WINDOW

    ZZZZZZ WHEN U ZAY ..I DO ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    Y HAZN'T ZHE BOUGHT D/VINCI VENERZ?
    ZHE ZHOULDN'T ZMILE THAT BIG..YELLOW…..

  19. wtf says – reply to this


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    she kept her man bitch, dont be hatin

  20. S says – reply to this


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    Re: Cogixo – PLEASE FUCK OFF AND POST SOMEWHERE ELSE! i am so sick of reading your fucking ads!!!! GET OFF THIS SITE

  21. Ronnie says – reply to this


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    It's funny to hear people who have been together for a while talk like this, how free they are to walk out anytime. Married people are just as free to walk out as people who just live together long term. What these dimwits don't realize is that legally they are made common law weather they went to a church to get married or not, so when liberated honey just walks out feeling free as a bird legally they are in a asset division position just like a divorce. Guys, they still have you by the balls so if you want to enjoy a live-in fuck do it for a year and throw them out fast before legally you ARE "married".

  22. Jacko says – reply to this


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    my next stunt, I'm gonna
    try to eat britney out
    without puking my guts
    out onto her face.

  23. rich git says – reply to this


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    Yuk typical gross American teeth

  24. jackie says – reply to this


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    Why did you have to put "geriatric"? I like Goldie she is a cool lady and they are not that old!!!

    For chrissakes grow the f up. You just turned 30 - how would you like in 20 years for people to be calling YOU geriatric?

    Loser

  25. Bob says – reply to this


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    Re: The Warden
    Yet, people hate Hillary coz she was so committed to staying married. Woman are raised to believe in the family and marriage.
    With the prices the way they are, it takes a mom and a dad to raise these children. Everyone is not like the black players that
    have ten kids and don't marry any of the mother's.

  26. what says – reply to this


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    finally, 2 people that don't give in to the stupid bullshit tradition called marriage. look how long they have been together!! i love how they live.

  27. your fucking ass says – reply to this


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    Re: rich git
    typical uk and english teeth

  28. amber says – reply to this


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    If they are in a monogamous relationship how is it not like being married? What does she do every morning… wake up and say "Gee, I love this man BUT I can leave him at a moments notice because we arent married!"?

  29. Kait says – reply to this


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    Oh how funny, Perez making fun of people who are older than he is. He's so CLEVER!

  30. m says – reply to this


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    what an ugly woman!

  31. alice says – reply to this


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    Re: kgb

    Wow, someone is bitter. Get a life.

  32. dkalsj says – reply to this


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    THIS IS SUCH AN OLD QUOTE!!!!!!!!!

  33. GO GOLDIE says – reply to this


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    I understand what U are saying! What she is saying..is that muthaf@cka's have been married for only 4 years, and the sex has gone out of it…Her, and Russell obviously love having sex, and have been having sex for umm about 24 years..and she love the fact that she isn't BOUND with a Marriage certificate. Like she said " she can walk out at any time, but Their love is sooo strong…that they decided to be together. Make Sense.

  34. an says – reply to this


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    isn't that a quote from her on the jonathan ross show? she was so unfunny on it that i had to change the channel.

  35. bathog says – reply to this


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    why do you gays hate goldie hawn so much? she is hetero thru and thru with a healthy appetite. get your eagle on goldie!

  36. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    U CAN BE MARRIED AND WAKE UP FEELING REBORN EVERYDAY…BATSHIT…..ESP IF UR MAN IS HOT AND GIVES IT TO YOU GOOD EVERYDAY

  37. robin says – reply to this


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    I have to agree with her on this one.

  38. Gen says – reply to this


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    It came out a couple years back that Kurt Russell's way of "creating more sexuality" is to frequent seedy massage parlors. So it's more like she wakes up fresh and reditzified.

  39. Goldie is still pretty says – reply to this


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    But why wouldn't she fix those teeth? If Kurt is losing interest that's probably why. I'm 51 but my teeth are straight and white. I am lucky I have good natural teeth but she is certainly rich enough to afford veneers. :)

  40. justine says – reply to this


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    what an idiot. she's fooling herself but not me or anyone else that believes in the sanctity of marriage. so if she were married she would just feel like she could walk out at any minute? and by the way marriage is the biggest form of "choosing" to be together i've ever seen if we're gonna talk in those terms. celebrities, for the most part, other than the tom hanks and rita wilsons of the world can't seem to honor commitments. they want to have these free and open deals where they can walk out at the least sign of trouble. not the way God intended it at all.

  41. janesaid says – reply to this


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    this is the stupidest quote ever. she better get worried about Kurt walking out…why the hell would SHE leave HIM? marriage, like guns, doesn't kill anything. people do. i personally think we should start calling her Golden Oldie Hawn…

  42. emily says – reply to this


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    Goldie… if you are reading this… well…you shouldn't be reading this trash…. I am personally not going to be a reader or a fan of Perez because he is RETARDED not to BOW DOWN to the FANTASICNESS of Miss Goldie Hawn. What, has he NEVER SEEN Cactus Flower? Overboard? PRIVATE BENJAMIN? Idiot. I love you Goldie… you are wonderful and beautiful and your relationship with Kurt is the way it SHOULD be. Fin.

  43. Juice Tuna says – reply to this


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    Goldie rocks!

  44. Get the Lysol says – reply to this


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    She is so old, she is beginning to rot. LOOK AT THOSE TEEF!!!Why is she relevant? Has she worked since Private Benjiman? I can not recall. She is a self important has been clutching onto the last ropes of her life. In the next 5 years she will be so old looking, she will drop out of celebrity life..move to the nursing home…and Kurt will be free to be with his main Mistress.

  45. mikaela says – reply to this


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    first it was nicole with blonde and and blonde skin now its goldie with yellow hair, skin and teeth. actually shes kinda gold, lol, ok that was a cheap joke, but seriously, she face is all one colour! and its not the natural look ither!

  46. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Thats nearly a week old!
    She said that on Friday night with Jonathan Ross… On friday…
    (In the UK)

  47. HIL-AROUS! says – reply to this


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    GERIATRIC SEX! LOVE IT! PEREZ - HOOK ME UP! I LIVE IN AUSTIN AND WANT TO COME TO YOUR SXSW PARTY AND SLAP YOUR SNARKY ASS!!!

  48. reader says – reply to this


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    Ok, I finally figured it out. Mario is about a one Herman Munster lookin' mutha fucka. He looks just like him in that still from the "With Every Heartbeat" PTV clip.

  49. lynn says – reply to this


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    wow, she wakes up refreshed and reborn every morning because she's NOT married? i didn't realize a peace of paper can make you so old and dead? please, in marriage you can chose to wake up and walk out but like those who have chosen to stay married, it's that a choice. a choice to stay faithful, love at all costs, etc.

    she stupid…

    sincerely,

    an amazing happy married woman who wouldn't trade for the world

    ps we have lots of sex too

  50. amy says – reply to this


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    you perez-knock off the goldie hating. Now her daughter seems like a bit of a twat, but goldie is a cool lady who is aging gracefully and a big supporter of the gays!

  51. Johnny Lane says – reply to this


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    Goldie is one of the funniest most upbeat women to every grace this planet!

  52. whoaa! says – reply to this


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    What Goldie needs is to clean her teeth! They are so yaller! Either that or quit her wide open mouth smile.

  53. lil k says – reply to this


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    The best sex is in the mid-20's. Who's she kidding about the geriatric turnon??? And who cares what their sex life is like? Not being married means you can dally with whoever you want as long as you don't get caught.

  54. jessi says – reply to this


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    What Perez? You are going to stop having sex when you're 50? Who cares if she has sex! She's not that old!

  55. Marie says – reply to this


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    She let's Kurt have affairs (trysts) that's why he's been w/her for so long

  56. rUDY says – reply to this


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    why is she always making this stupid face? No one wants to look at her bad teeth and fillings. She looks insane.

  57. Dhill56 says – reply to this


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    well married people chose to be together too! what an idiot!

  58. McKenna says – reply to this


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    The legal piece of paper that "makes" you bound to marriage is a piece of crap. It's like a ball and chain. If you stay it's because you "want" to, not because you're bound by law. The institution of "marriage" is becoming very dated and old, and many more people are living together without that strange bit of legality.

  59. Mandy K says – reply to this


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    Re: Better Than hag Mandonna

    LOL! Agreed. She does look so much better than MADONNA! And I agree that without sex there isn't much of a relationship, unless you're 70.

  60. Pretty_Princess says – reply to this


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    I'm glad for you that your old saggy wrinkly vagina still works but keep it to yourself you old whore.
    One would think at her age, she would have something wiser and more meaningful to empart.

  61. tal says – reply to this


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    SHE IS FABULOUS AND BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    GET OFF HER CASE YOU UGLY BASTARD!
    YOU ARE OLDER THAN HER AND YOU ARE ONLY 29!!!!!

  62. mea says – reply to this


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    My brother gave Kurt Russell a blowjob in Grifith Park, Los Angeles about 10 years ago….I really wonder how their geriatric sex is progressing when he's cruising the park at night.

  63. loulou says – reply to this


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    Well darling,

    When you are married you can walk out too. It is called DIVORCE!!

  64. christin says – reply to this


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    this was on Jonathon Ross last friday - old news!

  65. patrick says – reply to this


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    Eventually they will marry, if only because of tax laws governing inheritance.

  66. tom says – reply to this


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    I've run into Goldie and Kurt over the years, in the neighborhood and at friend's houses. In my experience, they're both really nice and unpretentious.

  67. Linsey says – reply to this


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    I think it's weird that folks live together and think it's a sign of "freedom" or that they're more committed to each other than married folks. Our 50% of marriages statistic includes folks who marry more than once - i.e. if you get married 2 times, divorce two times, you're pushing that statistic up - it's not 1 in 2 married people.

    I'm not saying that marriage is for everyone or that one can't be committed living together but at the same time, I think it seems odd to give living together some special significance, like there's more work to it or whatever.

    I'd hazard a guess that having actual viable legal bonds - be that writing a person into your will alone, giving them a power of attorney or a medical power of attorney, domestic partnership, marriage - is a bit more in the vein of "put your money where your mouth is" than "I choose to stay but I don't have to, so that shows how much more committed I am."

    So… ya, that's basically a, "hey - give me a break, Goldie. You're not big stuff for staying with Kurt. Lots of people stay together and are married. Geez," but slightly more wordy.

  68. prettybaby76 says – reply to this


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    wow,wow,wow…..she needs to have her teeth whitened and borrow some of that botox over flow from Nicole Kidman she looks like an old haggard hag, she used to be sooooo beautiful!! I wonder what Angie Jolie will look like at that age???
    It just goes to show, looks don't last forever.

  69. jules says – reply to this


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    damn straight

  70. prettybaby76 says – reply to this


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    Re: Bob – Bob don't be a fucking racist!!! I know plenty of white guys that go around impregnating as many women as they can, THIS IS NOT A BLACK WHITE ISSUE! I am a white woman who has seen this all to many times in my race also. People like you, need to better educate themselves on certain subjects before they go shooting their mouths off, having no idea what in the hell you are talking about!

  71. jaime says – reply to this


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    I love her, but TMI!!!

  72. linda says – reply to this


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    When Goldie is 90 she will be having better sex than you, you pathetic fat ugly hate monger.

  73. brittany says – reply to this


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    love her love her

  74. What An Ass says – reply to this


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    No wonder her daughter had such grand delusions about marriage. I remember when Kate was bragging about how great her marriage to Chris Robinson was. I think they were married for like two years and she thought she had all the answers to what makes a solid marriage. Preach about when you manage to keep a man for at least 10 years. And as for Goldie…I've been married for over 20 years, and I TOO could walk out at any moment…but we choose to be together. What the hell difference does a piece of paper make. No wonder those women have such screwed up relationships. Goldie's not one to talk either. What about Kurt getting caught at a massage parlor while Goldie was in Europe a few years back? Any more expert relationship claims to make, Goldie?

  75. Cathy says – reply to this


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    What the hell are you talking about, Cartman?

  76. Kirsty says – reply to this


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    dont listen to her
    what a twat
    if you feel like you need to break up because you have no sex life.. then think why you got married in the first place.

    A good fuck?

    thats why marriages fuck up.. coz dickheads like her chat shit

  77. lef says – reply to this


    77

    I sure hope that atitude changes before I advance in years…Perez and the media try and make older woman look useless…how sad…in Europe we relish in the older woman…it is something you EARN..not like the immature Lindsays and britneys of the world who have no clue about life

  78. prettybaby76 says – reply to this


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    PEREZZERS!!!!!!!!!!!! get this fucking retard, that we all hate, who is using your site for free advertising off your site, find out his I.P. address and boot him please or do you want your site to become nothing but no comments or opinions and instead people either saying first or advertising their shit all the time???? His name is Cogixo in this 1 but it is different every time!!

  79. Mary-Claire says – reply to this


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    Supposedly, Perez is an adult. The middle school mentality shown so often here, makes you go…"Hmmmm?" People are sexual creatures from the cradle to the grave. Having had sex, myself, (No applause please!) I find that sex has many nuances, from hot humpy high school sex, to loving, t5ender sex, although STILL hot and humpy. Grow up .

  80. yup says – reply to this


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    Woman needs to act her age.

  81. Goldie Is A Dumb Cunt says – reply to this


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    NONE of that made sense. From the first sentence to the last word, it was all totally retarded.
    First of all bitch, just because I have a piece of paper that says I'm married does not mean I cannot walk away any moment I want. I can walk out the door right now, nothing's stopping me.
    And just because you DON'T have a piece of paper doesn't mean you haven't given/used some of the same lame reasons married people don't walk out, "Oh, we're going to stay together for the kids." No piece of paper is required there to give that excuse.

    This:
    "Sex is important. I think it's a way to create more sexuality and I still feel that way about Kurt"
    Is the absolute dumbest shit I've ever read in my life and it made zero sense. Sex is important..it's a way to create more sexuality?? YA THINK?!

    I know lots of bitches shacked up with old losers who do not wake up feeling fresh and re-born. That is a personal/individual thing you've got going on there dumbass, it has nothing to do with whether or not there's a piece of paper that says you are married.

    You are not the holder of some great secret just because your man never married you, stupid. I can leave my husband anytime I feel like it too. And I don't need a piece of paper saying I am divorced to do it either…so yeah, you have nothing on me Oldie Yawn.

  82. KU HOOPS FAN says – reply to this


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    Oh jesus……………I've been married 7 years and I wake up happily fulfilled…and horny almost every day. I' don't need to have a daily "re-birth." Jesus! Why is everyone in Hollywood so Fckd up?

  83. haha says – reply to this


    83

    "-Goldie Hawn, on geriatric sex" haha perez! hella funny!

  84. Sophia says – reply to this


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    Perez, why are you so mean to Goldie??

  85. dingles says – reply to this


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    stf perez you're gonna be a fat wrinkly mess one day

  86. chris says – reply to this


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    what a stupid comment just cause she isnt legally married she is common law same thing
    yes she chose to be with Kurt whoop te doo

    im married 23 years and its all good would redo it it in a heartbeat plus it helps good genes i might be 42 but look 32 thank gawd lol

  87. breal says – reply to this


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    whore you can be fulfilled in marriage too! Good sex has nothing to do with whether you're married or not. She doesn't sound very intelligent. If she's talking about she can choose to walk out at any moment…then she clearly has issues. You can walk out if you're married too puta.

  88. tomcat says – reply to this


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    I am sure if somethign bad happened and she couldn't see Kurt in hospital since she's not his wife, she would be demanding that "unmarried people get the same rights." Doesn't work that way, have to commit on paper. And yes, "a peice of paper" means something. Orpah just doesnt want to share her $$$, thats why she not married

    Forget the Hippy Dippy shit, show that you care and fucking grow up, your 62!

    Just be unmarrried and quit bragging as if it make u younger, it doesnt!

  89. misconduckt says – reply to this


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    Perez I hope I see the day when you reach 50…we will see what you call geriatric then…what goes around comes around fella….it will be interesting…my family members in their fifties and sixties are definitely not geriatric…you prick

  90. anonymous says – reply to this


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    It's is really necessary for the drips on her mouth??? NOT!!!!

  91. :) says – reply to this


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    I LOVE GOLDIE!!!!!

  92. jekeke says – reply to this


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    love the ciggy teeth old girl…

  93. yo ramro says – reply to this


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    She needs teeth whiteners

  94. DJ WADJET says – reply to this


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    geriatric sex
    haha gross
    i thought she was the bohemian type.. maybe she smokes too much pot thats why she got yellow teeth haha

  95. joeyOh says – reply to this


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    OMG ! I thought it was Madonna

  96. shopilinda says – reply to this


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    omg shes sow discusthing even more whit the fur cout she wore in amsterdam like siriusly how many pour animals did she kills there !! that woma its stupid and need to brush her teet more there gething green!!

  97. daisy says – reply to this


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    I like goldie…old people have sexual needs too. she does need to whiten her teeth though

  98. lindalou says – reply to this


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    I'm so sick of hearing these celebrities' reasons for not getting married.

  99. Former nice ass says – reply to this


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    At one time, she had the nicest ass in Hollywood.

  100. wowsey says – reply to this


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    Hey PEE. You sound so stupid making fun of people who are much richer and much more famous and older than you. I hate to think what Your SORRY ASS will be getting sexually at her age. Or you could just die now and remain forever ugly in our eyes. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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