Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
"I'm not going to be playing old grannies anytime soon. In my next movie, you'll be seeing a lot more of me, put it that way. You see, I haven't actually reached my sexiest point yet."
- Catherine Zeta Jones
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]