Quote of the Day

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"I'm not going to be playing old grannies anytime soon. In my next movie, you'll be seeing a lot more of me, put it that way. You see, I haven't actually reached my sexiest point yet."

- Catherine Zeta Jones

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:49 pm / Email this »

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fugglesmuggle says – reply to this

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LOL! Nice one Perez! Imagine if that really were Catherine and she had to go and do the sexy roles looking like that. LOL!
fugglesmuggle says – reply to this

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LOL! Nice one Perez! Imagine if that really were Catherine and she had to go and do the sexy roles looking like that. LOL!
tipetupa says – reply to this

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I thought that was Michelle Pfeiffer.
fugglesmuggle says – reply to this

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LOL! Nice one Perez! Imagine if that really were Catherine and she had to go and do the sexy roles looking like that. LOL!
fugglesmuggle says – reply to this

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LOL! Nice one Perez! Imagine if that really were Catherine and she had to go and do the sexy roles looking like that. LOL!
Conservative says – reply to this

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That's definitely Her Royal Hagness Joan Collins, not CZJ.
pete says – reply to this

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Honey that's joan collins..great for 70 but CZJ
Forlornald says – reply to this

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HOW COME??? Get it FIXED!!!
Kat says – reply to this

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lol, that's not her it doesn't look like her at all, this looks like a lady in her 50's, or older, look at the legs, she's got liver spots, Catherine Zeeta Jones doens't have liver spots on her legs, the face is all wrong too, not her face at all. Who are you kidding Perez?
June says – reply to this

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This isn't Catherine Zeta-Jones, this is Joan Collins!!!
ekj says – reply to this

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THAT IS JOAN COLLINS!!!!!!
devilgirl says – reply to this

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If bitch was born in 1969, that means she was about 13 when she started modeling. I'm 46 and I remember her inthe 80s. I call bullshit. She's at least 44. She's been 38 foreever.
Michelle says – reply to this

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Thats not her. Its Joan Collins. Get your facts right Perezita!
Annie says – reply to this

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Looks like Joan Collins!
v says – reply to this

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That is definitely Joan Collins.
PEREZ IS DRUNK says – reply to this

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LOL….HE MUST BE REALLY DRUNK OR HUNGOVER BECAUSE TODAY'S POSTS ARE "WEIRD" AND HILARIOUS!!!! SO FUNNY!. THANKS PEREZ!
me says – reply to this

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who's pic is this?? this is an older woman- sooo not Catherine Zeta Jones.
Lynn says – reply to this

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Fierce or tranny mess/TRANNY MESS!!
Suzanne says – reply to this

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That is not Zeta-Jones!!
bitch is back says – reply to this

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YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!! THIS IS JOAN COLLLLLINSSSS!!! PEREZ WERE YOU LICKING YOUR BALLS WHEN YOU PUT THIS UP????
Leeanne says – reply to this

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Thats soo not her!!
KKS says – reply to this

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That is JOAN COLLINS
MEG says – reply to this

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That can't be her- she's 39 and she has thin lips. That woman is like 60 and has very full lips. I DON"T BELIEVE it… CRAP I don't WANT to believe it.. Hahaha
Ann says – reply to this

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I'm married to an older guy and definitely don't dress old! Maybe Michael has an Oedipal complex and likes that mother thing. I swear shes older than she says.
ummm says – reply to this

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that's joan collins.
Slater Granite says – reply to this

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That's not her.
Almita says – reply to this

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Ummm… that's not Zeta Jones… that's Joan Collins
Rhonda says – reply to this

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Thats not Catherine. Thats Joan Collins.
nonCYboY says – reply to this

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OMG! Now THAT'S Fierce!!!
mas says – reply to this

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Just going for a walk on the beach, how should you look? She looks pretty good to me!
cupi says – reply to this

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I love how everyone likes to put her down from the comfort of their anonymity. Sit back on the couch, stuff those doritos in your face and keep on slinging barbs. I promise you that if you had to stand naked in a mirror next to her…you would love…bigtime. I wish I looked one 10th as good as her.
Funny…most of the people putting her down are probably butt fugly themselves!!!!
franchesca says – reply to this

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Sorry Perez but you missed this time, that picture is clearly Joan Collins.
KathyMacL says – reply to this

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She sounds arrogant. That smugness comes across on film, at least for this viewer.
dukie says – reply to this

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i don't believe thats even her. she was on tv the other day in an interview that was only a few days old and she looked hot!
suzy says – reply to this

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WOW AGE HAS KICKED HER ASS! SHE LOOKS FUCKING OLD @ HORRIBLE-
Caito says – reply to this

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That's not a photo of CZJ!!!

Perez, shame on you, it's an old photo of Joan Collins!!!
tws says – reply to this

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This image in NOT Catherine ZJ – Actually JOAN COLLINS as previously shown on Go Fug Yourself
ccbl.meyer says – reply to this

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doesn't she look like joan collins???
Kewpee Van Buren* says – reply to this

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Ewwwww, I mean Oh. Sorry. It's called A MIRROR! The first wife, Mr. Miss Diandra Douglas, famously and allegedly, knew enough to keep her Hollywood eating disorder in check! Famously and allegedly, wasn't a two bit chorus/call girl who married the King of Hollywood mediocrity,( i.e. throw any script in front of him and he'll do it); the same way, famously and allegedly, he does any young call/chorus girl put in front of him. Famously and allegedly, his security detail has even greater loyalty that that of Mr. Miss Gov. Sptizer. Oh, and dropping a Shmoo, commonly known as giving birth, is not a career move, especially if one has that FAT GENE! Just remember, Mr. Miss Brenda Vacarro ended up shilling Tampons ! ! Do we see her joining her sisters, Mr. Miss Kirstie Ally, and Mr. Miss Valerie Bertinelli shilling Jenny Craig to the masses? That's not an "A" stars dream campaign. She had a real career, now she just has stretch marks, a shmoo, and a geriatric to push around in a wheelchair in his dotage. The worlds most famous dancing gerantophile . . " She sings, she dances, she changes diapers, she changes diapers! Greed's NOT good! ! ! Ouch.
Till then kids!
Squishy says – reply to this

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That ain't Zeta Jones!!!
Billvie Bicks says – reply to this

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Joan you're fucking hot!

Catherine- you're hot too- but there is NO ONE like Joan Collins. Never has been, never will. She's GLAMOUR incarnate.
Shellbergernista says – reply to this

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WHAT SHE SAID DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!! Girl, you ain't seen nothin'! Life BEGINS at 40 baby! SEX is WAY better after forty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Wilson says – reply to this

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Excuse me, isn't that Joan Collins? You've put that picture on your website with a caption that it was Joan Collins.
Mary Wilson says – reply to this

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Excuse me, isn't that Joan Collins? You've put that picture on your website before with a caption that it was Joan Collins.
asha says – reply to this

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this pic has been used on this site before … as joan collins … how funny
is that joan collins or kylie minogue says – reply to this

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bit of a mess really .
enj says – reply to this

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CZJ is still hot this is not her on the pic.
yt says – reply to this

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Re: tipetupa –

Please fuck you Michelle Pfeiffer is sexy and beautiful not like the plastic face/men arms Madonna who is ugly.
ytj says – reply to this

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Re: tipetupa –

Please fuck you Michelle Pfeiffer is sexy and beautiful not like the plastic face/men arms Madonna who is ugly.
Fogle says – reply to this

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i'd bang her, yeah babyy
Deirde says – reply to this

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I thought it was Joan Collins, wow honey you need some work!!!!
victor says – reply to this

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That's Joan Collins………Perez you published that picture few months ago!
kdub says – reply to this

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That's a picture of Joan Collins.
RICHARD03 says – reply to this

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THAT'S THE OLD HAG FRAN DRESCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RICHARD03 says – reply to this

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ALL YOU WOMEN OUT THERE EVENTUALLY HIT THE FUCING WALL AT 100 MILES AN HOUR AND GET FUCKING UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marianelly says – reply to this

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that's joan collins, dumb ass perez!
Wudafuk says – reply to this

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Weird that you attached this pic to Catherina Zeta quote. Coulda specified it wasn't her, now all these blogtards think that Zeta's got wrinkley knees. lol.

Come on Perez!!
m says – reply to this

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Perez you idiot!!!! This is Joan Collins and NOT Catherine Zeta Jones
CHRIS says – reply to this

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OLD!
CHRIS says – reply to this

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OLD! ughhh
lucairns says – reply to this

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that's an old pic of joan collins. you are not kidding anyone, perez.
i even remember seeing it here months ago.
but still, what's the problem with playing grannies?
dear CZJ, even YOU are aging. and besides, i never liked your arrogant ways.
bitch.
Andreea says – reply to this

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Are you guys blind?This photo is of Joan Collins not CZJ!!!
yo says – reply to this

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This is Joan CoOllins NOT Catherine Zeta Jones! Get it right
Petra says – reply to this

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This picture of Joan 'Alexis' Collins, NOT CATHERINE ZETA JONES,
YOUR MISTAKE OF PEREZHITON!
ME says – reply to this

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THIS IS NOT CATHERINE ZETA-JONES!!!!!!!
Come oooooooooon…..If think so, that means you never seen her before!!!

go to forevercatherine.us, and check out her pics today! She is a real godess!

IT4S NOT CATHERINE

NOT CATHERINE

NOT CATHERINE

NOT CATHERINE

NOT CATHERINE

NOT CATHERINE
NOT CATHERINE

NOT CATHERINE

NOT CATHERINE

NOT CATHERINE

NOT CATHERINE

NOT CATHERINE

NOT CATHERINE

NOT CATHERINE

NOT CATHERINE
Boyplayr says – reply to this

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Ok….totally Alexis Carrington Colby here…..surely aint Cat Zeta-Jones! That having been said, it is likely what CZJ will look like when she is 70, yes.
Marge says – reply to this

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That's NOT her!
nblond says – reply to this

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That is Joan Collins - St. Tropez beach circa 2000, I believe.
brian says – reply to this

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i don't think so…that pic is of joan collins!
alima says – reply to this

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Helloooo!!!! Perez, thats not Catherine Zeta Jones that is Joan Collins
Cynthia says – reply to this

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It's Joan Collins you tit, NOT Catherine Zeta Jones.
Adele says – reply to this

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Thats not Catherina Zeta- Jones & its an insult that you would put that photo on
eddy says – reply to this

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I like her. 100th!
mimi says – reply to this

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MEOUCH! LA ZETA MUSTHAVE BEEN AN ABSOLUTE COW TO SOMEONE IN THE PEREZ CAMP. THAT'S A SHOT OF JOAN COLLINS WEARING DEMI MOORES' FORMER KNEES.
spike says – reply to this

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show your bush
madonna says – reply to this

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i thought it was joan collins before i read any part of it.
Kathy says – reply to this

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That is not Catherine Zeta Jones. It is JOAN COLLINS!!!!! Who is like 100 years old…..
margot says – reply to this

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the woman in the picture is not Mizz jones,but joan collins please perez !
Malia says – reply to this

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I agree with b, it looks like Joan Collins!
sara says – reply to this

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I thought that was debbie harry
Theresa says – reply to this

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Are you sure that Catherine Zeta Jones, look at the face and the lips, surely doesn't look like her at all?!?!
Kay Kay says – reply to this

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I thought it was Janice Dickinson!
fiona says – reply to this

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NOT ZETA-JONES!!!!!!
Renay says – reply to this

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JOAN COLLINS !!!!!
FATruca says – reply to this

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there is no WAY that is Catherine Zeta-Jones.
No Way.
Lauren says – reply to this

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This isnt catherine zeta jones
red says – reply to this

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TRANNY MESS!!!!!
bitchfeatures says – reply to this

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Joan Collins……………..

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