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1. colombia es lo mejor says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   cause shes a bitch , yay!

2. jay says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   shes sober

3. oh yo says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   She was looking at those nasty firecrotch shots on her BlackBerry…

4. Si, Colombia says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   haha…and….PRIMERO!!

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   first!

6. Kira says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first!

7. YOUR MOTHER, says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   She realized she would never be like Marilyn Monroe no matter how hard she tries.

8. steve says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   she needs to poo

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   first!

10. Tom says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because she has Herpes !!!!! ..

11. Marissa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Her doctor just told her via text message that she is HIV positive.

12. Jessica says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first?

    The text informed her no one likes her

13. bathog says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because shes gay

14. ashley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ……she realized she forgot panties, again.

15. *deejay* says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    needs a smoke/drink/drugs!

16. Morgo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She's ugly!

17. sararf04 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Whoa…1st?

18. zim says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She is a slutty little bitch!!!!!

19. rawmoN says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    THE CRACK WAS WHACK

20. Shireen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because she's coming down.

21. Joey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She si sober

22. Jako says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She didn't get her daily dosage of blow.

23. cassandra says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she relizes she sucksss…

24. Hohan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    someone just told her how disgusting her monroe photos looked

25. Alyssa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST

26. ALEXANDRiA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because she has a receding hair line. WTF

27. Tori ♥ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    who cares?

28. Emily says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because she tested positve for herpes

29. meme says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    1st?- she's chat

30. shell says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She needs a COCKtail!!

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    first?

32. peewee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    First?

33. Rufus says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She found out Kira was gay.

34. Alana says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because of that horrible "tan face" she sporting. Look at those cheeks!

35. Tom says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Her Rat needs a Rest !!!!!!

36. Emiliano says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ALL THE DRUGS SHE TOOK

37. Lauren says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She's still waiting for that text/call from Miley Cyrus.

    Might be a while love.

38. colette says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    -She's orange and her hair is made of polyester

39. ALEXANDRiA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    if that's not it, it's because she has a big ass forehead

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    …SHE'S UGLY AS SHIT!

41. SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT OBAMA'S EVIL FAITH says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    GO HILLARY!

42. Joy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because her face and neck are 4 different colors.

43. FART!!!!! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She has freckles on her tits.

44. l says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    no coke

45. Mase Face says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …it was raining when she left the InstaBronze.

46. Valium Is Your Friend says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Damn…..look at that humongous forehead!!!! She could rent it out as a billboard!!!!

47. WHATEVER says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because no one wants to fuck her freckly ass.

48. meowww. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that bitch is broke =P
    i love you perezzzzzzzz =] =] =]

49. Mike says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because her mother is trying to recruit her for the reality show she had "no choice" but to create.

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    She is grumpy becuz she is sick of black people playin the race card! She is sick of Obama and all these blacks sayin one thing and then doin another! She wants black people to go away and go back to Africa! If they are so upset here and boo hoo for 50 years and can't get over things then by all means leave! Don't make lohan grumpy ya dumb black folk! Go to africa! then the white's won't bug ya anymore since it's SOOO awful here!

51. maggie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    her spray tannist was drunk?

52. Crouttie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Cause she's sporting a whole foundation pot on her face.

53. Becky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she has developed a double chin

54. MICHAEL LOHAN says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    BECAUSE OF WHAT OBAMA'S PASTOR SAID ABOUT ITALIANS

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    her phone matches her skin

56. Molly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I don't think she's actually grumpy-looking. It's an action shot.

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    Lohan is grumpy becuz she just found out she has another case of crabs that she probably got when she dug up Heath ledger and fucked his dead cock… well when you do that you get crabs! Especially since heathbar was banging the olson twins! haha! EWWW! what a dumbfuck they all are! rot in hell heath! no one gives a shit! heath fucked lohan and the olsen twins at the same time! what a looser! gross! he deserved to die and so does Lohan! hahahaha

58. Lipstick Scmeared Off, Mouth Swollen,....Yeah, That's Lindsay Lohan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …….because she just got her face fucked, and she did not get off, herself. Boy is she pissed, and doing some crazy-fast coke-texting to that damn escort service!!! Why does her mouth always look swollen & the make-up always schmeared-off down there like she just got through blowing the Incredible Hulk?

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    she realized what a shitty idea her own legging line would be

60. chungy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    boob deep within bum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

61. haya says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because she needs some cocaine pick-me-up.

62. jj says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    her dope dealer wasnt home

63. chungy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    boob deep within bum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    her face looks grungy as hell.

65. mommychick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ’cause her face is dirty…actually, i wonder why her face always looks dirty. any ideas?

66. courtney says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because she is orange…

67. Leenda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Her hairstylist didn't quite perfectly match her hair color with the orange cell phone she's holding.

68. Lauren says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Aretha Franklin queefed when she went down on her.

69. Jodie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she's a slut!

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    Has no $$$MONEY$$$.. She is broke ass!

71. LL SUCKS STEVE-O'S BALLS says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because…her fifteen minutes are up?!

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    …she's a washed up cooze that had the world by the tail but her arrogance, lack of self control, co-dependency, shoddy work ethic, and all around whorish superiority complex brought her down?

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    CUZ..SHE CANT BE IN THE REALITY SHOW WITH ALI
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74. Lauren says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: diecunt –
    What the fuck.

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    Re: MICHAEL LOHAN –

    WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT ITALIANS?

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    Maybe because there's 15 papparazzi trying to take her picture!! Leave these ppl alone. How do you sleep at night Perez?

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    'cz she's becoming broke

78. viviana says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she just found out her weave is made of pubic hair

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    …her head transplant didn't go well.

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    Because she can't figure out why her face is orange and the rest of her body isn't!

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    What if people put these pictures of you up and made snide comments like you guys are making. Get a life people. And like the above poster, suck a dick Perez. Oh wait, you already do.

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    Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because SHE HAS PUSS ROT!

83. Caroline says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she finally realized she let her career go down the drain

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    her hair is a fried mess….she needs to pull a brit brit and shave that shit!

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    Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because she did a bad job with her fake tan yet again.

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    Re: Marissa – that was so uncalled for. especially since HIV is an epidemic now?

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    Re: Shireen – Number 20 has best posting so far…I am still reading down.

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    Because it's true, she is a Firecrotch. She is texting, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"

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    Someone's text her that her fake tan looks shit

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    you can still see her freckels through her shitty fake tan

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    Because?? Because nothing! She always looks that way. When she smiles, it's only at red carpet events.. and that's not saying much because everyone is for some reason so into her and she loves being able to stand there and notice it. She could parade around in a potato sack, be naturally pale as a ghost AND bald and she would still be looked at as a "sex goddess". As if! Talent aside, she's a hag. She looks as if she would smell of burnt skin, old cereal and the bottled glue you buy at hair supply stores for weave and hair wefts. Not impressed. Never was. The Marilyn pictures were not flattering. But, I do give her some kudos for being so cocky when your body is being overthrown by freckles and saggy boobs. MINE look better than that! Jealousy isn't an issue here either. I've never been able to look at her and see anything worth being jealous of. Ick.

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    because she was not in "Horton hears a Who."

93. blacksarewack is a dumb shit says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: blacksarewack – everyone came from africa dumbass

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    got a bad tan

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    She's starting to look like an old hag even though she's only 21.

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    she's FUCKN UP BIG TIME!!!!

97. victoria thompson says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because she's ginger, and her career was over before it started ha ha

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    SHE`S A TRAILOR THRASH UGLY FUCKING SHIT BITCH, who won the lottery but pissed it all away.

    **************next

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    because her nail polish clashes with her phone. horrible color phone.

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     her tanning cream got schmered