Welcome to PerezHilton.com
Welcome to PerezHilton.com - Hollywood's Most-Hated Web Site!
Celebrity Scoop Goes Here
E-mail Perez@PerezHilton.com

Report technical problems.
Perez Posse signup FAQ

Contact us to advertise on PerezHilton.com



Wear it, share it, give it, get it! Represent!

Jump to your favorite celebrity

Articles by date

Headline of the Week Weak

Filed under: Headline of the Week > Fashion Smashion > Lauren Conrad

wenn5103581.jpg

"Inside the Sad, Bizarre World That Was the Lauren Conrad Show"

Awwwww. CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline!

[Image via WENN.]

Inside the Sad, Bizarre World That Was the Lauren Conrad Show

Attending last night’s Lauren Conrad Collection show at L.A.'s Fashion Week felt a lot like being dropped into the middle of an episode of The Hills — potentially juicy, questionably styled, ultimately a bit plotless, and yet strangely amusing. The celebrity turnout was limited to exactly the people you’d expect from that show and its sister soap, Laguna Beach. Well, and Lisa Rinna, who would attend the opening of a mouth. Presumably Putty Lips was there as a buyer for her L.A. store, Belle Grey, because after the show we heard her waxing annoying about how quickly her store sold out of Conrad’s first line; she called the latest collection “fresh, young, innovative…and fresh.” She had one of those things correct.

But first, the gossip: We spotted L.C.’s roommate Audrina Patridge wearing a long teal dress and pots of foundation — later, when she almost ran us down in her shiny, white two-door Mercedes Benz, we couldn’t help but notice her car had a Jeannie Bueller air about it that was in sync with Audrina’s weirdly eighties-style eyeliner. Considering she was essentially there to drum up press for MTV, we found it a bit surprising that she actually had to drive herself to the venue. Call your PR person, Audrina. Surely you’ve got one.

Inside, Audrina chatted up new regular Hills cast member Lo Bosworth and ol' standby Whitney Port, who looked very tall and pretty in person. In a refreshing moment of modesty, Whitney rather endearingly chose not to walk through the special red-carpet photo-op area and seemed sort of surprised when the photographers wouldn’t let her escape so easily. The girls were seated cheek by jowl with Lauren’s ex Brody Jenner, who spent the entire show tapping his feet to the music and giving finger guns to someone seated across the runway — possibly Lauren’s other ex and maybe-current boyfriend, Stephen Colletti. And because this was very clearly an MTV joint, which requires maximum drama even at a fashion show, we also spotted L.C.’s former arch-rival and ex-girlfriend of both Brody AND Stephen (you’re following this, right?), Laguna Beach’s Kristin Cavallari. She greeted both dudes enthusiastically, wandering into the venue twenty minutes after everyone else (and twenty minutes after they were seated and the media mob had left the runway) and frantically trying to yank up her low-rise jeans to prevent any unfortunate flashing incidents. We overheard her telling a reporter that she is SO single right now, and has NO — emphasis hers — plans to return to reality television, which may effectively quash those pesky rumors that she’s appearing on The Hills. Sadly, considering the circumstances, there were no screaming confrontations, crying jags, bitch slaps, or passionate kisses.

Also absent from the venue was anyone recognizable from Lauren’s former place of employment (er, “employment”), Teen Vogue, any celebrities willing to admit they totally love The Hills, or any decent fashion. We don’t say that with (much) glee. We went into the show completely prepared to like it, to be embarrassed by liking it, and to spend the rest of the week being defensive about liking it. This did not happen. Lauren claimed the line was inspired by her recent trip to Paris, and given how obviously and ham-handedly this influence was translated into the clothes, we’re frankly surprised she didn’t style the girls with baguettes and giant wheels of Brie. Let’s just say…there were berets involved, and, overall, the collection was sadly kind of tragique. We expected a line of derivative but serviceably-adorable cocktail dresses much like what Lauren herself wears around town — you know, the type of stuff she probably bought a season ago from BCBG and loved. Instead, we got paper-thin leggings with lazy and plain triangle shirts, cheap-looking fabric more befitting a Target line than anything you’d pay boutique prices for, and a terrible color palette that would give Michael Kors an aneurysm.

We understand the desire to strike while the iron of her celebrity is hot, but, overall, the effort felt very young, in the sense that Lauren probably needs a few more years of design school before she’s ready to take on anything this ambitious. Photos do the line more favors than an up-close look — hardly anything was properly fitted, many of the dresses bunched in the back, and one model’s boobs were totally squeezing out of the top of her dress. Our greatest moment of joy was seeing Chantal, the runner-up from last cycle of America’s Next Top Model, strutting down the runway — but even that was tinged with sadness, because, seriously, the girl still cannot walk and may even have regressed since she was last under the tutelage of Miss J.

L.C.’s friends tried their best, but mostly they wore very careful non-expressions on their faces. Whitney, in particular, seemed to be holding onto her poker face like grim death, probably because she realized how savaged her friend would be if any actual fashion press had attended. When an obviously relieved Conrad finally came out for her bow, only Cavallari stood for her initially, but the others got up once they realized what was happening and the room was full of extremely polite smiles. So despite all that dramatic potential, in the end, we found ourselves aching for Spencer and Heidi to storm the fortress and cause some real shenanigans. After all, as much as we don’t look to the MTV crowd for edgy fashion inspiration, we really don’t turn to it for lessons in manners.

236 comments to “Headline of the Week Weak”

More comments: [1] 2 3 »

  1. R says – reply to this


    1

    FIRST

  2. bbau says – reply to this


    2

    thats heartbreaking,”

  3. morgan says – reply to this


    3

    first =]

  4. iben says – reply to this


    4

    first

  5. Jonovision says – reply to this


    5

    OMG I am not 1st. Get a life suckers.

  6. I love PEREZ says – reply to this


    6

    FIRST

  7. yo says – reply to this


    7

    wow

  8. dolly says – reply to this


    8

    first!

  9. JEff says – reply to this


    9

    First?

  10. PJs Mommy says – reply to this


    10

    THIS BITCH IS A SKANK

  11. chynadoll says – reply to this


    11

    top 10!!!

  12. caitlyn says – reply to this


    12

    aww, poor lauren

  13. kj says – reply to this


    13

    i hate her passionately

  14. Linh says – reply to this


    14

    her style always sucked

  15. toni says – reply to this


    15

    1stt,,,

  16. Trisha says – reply to this


    16

    Does anyone actually care about her anymore?

  17. one says – reply to this


    17

    #1

  18. toni says – reply to this


    18

    1st

  19. alibob says – reply to this


    19

    first!

  20. LAUREN CONRAD IS A TALENTLESS FAMEWHORE says – reply to this


    20

    gahhhh she gets on my nerves

  21. dcvjdjh says – reply to this


    21

    wow

  22. Katie says – reply to this


    22

    first. i like her clothing line.

  23. Steph says – reply to this


    23

    Lame

  24. Eve says – reply to this


    24

    first

  25. BRITNEY LOVER says – reply to this


    25

    estupido?

  26. chyeah says – reply to this


    26

    sadddd

  27. angela l says – reply to this


    27

    1

  28. me says – reply to this


    28

    poor lauren :( !
    her dream has been crushed
    who cares? we need more bitch fight!

  29. angeline says – reply to this


    29

    too long to read

  30. ... says – reply to this


    30

    who frickin cares about this talentless girl? seriously

  31. :)love says – reply to this


    31

    first

  32. lola says – reply to this


    32

    FIRST!!! her clothes suck…shes a media whore with no talent *yet*…
    shes too young and quite frankly, she lives in a dream world aka LA

  33. Stoots says – reply to this


    33

    AAAWWW! thats so sad! Tear!

  34. DB says – reply to this


    34

    LOL.

  35. FUCK PFF says – reply to this


    35

    Re: angeline – I AGREE…COULD SOMEONE SUMMARIZE IT..LOL

  36. Nanna says – reply to this


    36

    She has lost a lot of weight. She looks gorgeous :)

  37. bathog says – reply to this


    37

    nice purse

  38. david says – reply to this


    38

    that's what happens when you try to do things that's out of your league

  39. ppb says – reply to this


    39

    thats so sad its funny. i like her but stick to tv.
    Biyatch

  40. liz says – reply to this


    40

    Who the fuck cares?Not me…But I had nothing better to do before my date and read this shit,,I hope to fuck I don't mention that I read this to anyone…

  41. pas says – reply to this


    41

    oh snap!

  42. QueenBee says – reply to this


    42

    LA FASHION WEEK IS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LAUREN CONRAD IS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    and anyone who buys her cheap ugly looking clothes are A BIGGER JOKE

  43. zzz says – reply to this


    43

    OMG!
    ahahaha that is WAAAAY OOO!

    lauren must be seething right now.

  44. J says – reply to this


    44

    Perez, you should credit the gofugyourself girls for this article…..or nymag at least…

  45. ashley says – reply to this


    45

    first!!

  46. GOMER says – reply to this


    46

    who the fuck is she?

  47. zzz says – reply to this


    47

    honestly tho, Heidi's line looks so much better. i actually like some of her clothes. Whitney's one sounds interesting, cocktail dresses etc. wltc

  48. HACK says – reply to this


    48

    how dare you steal this from the 'Go fug yourself' girls without permission- wanker

  49. me says – reply to this


    49

    The Hills is the worst show I've ever watched. That's all I've got to say

  50. nerf says – reply to this


    50

    I read this like a week ago.
    Keep up, tubby!

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

    HEIDI MONTAG HEIDI MONTAG

  51. Qat says – reply to this


    51

    Ugh, her hair looks so ugly and broke in that picture. Just because you can put together other people clothing nice doesn't mean you can design shit for yourself dumb bitch. I cannot stand that dumb show with ugly PUPILS AT THE TOP OF HER EYES Audrina with her ugly rat teeth, plain looking Whitney, and HORSEFACE Heidi!!

    It it me or when Heidi came back from having all that surgery Spencer looked different too? I swear he looks different?

  52. ~~ says – reply to this


    52

    That just shows that non-designers shouldn't try to be designers. Go and find something you're good at.

  53. Marie says – reply to this


    53

    Thats from gofugyourself.com! I love them!

  54. lauren says – reply to this


    54

    wow she looks thinner but in a good way

  55. JM says – reply to this


    55

    WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS BITCHES PORN TAPE???

    JASON NAKED HER NAKED WE ALL KNOW WE WANT TO SEE THEM FUCKING!

    SHE NEEDS TO GET HERSELF BACK TO REAL LIFE, THIS HOLE IM A CELEBRITY THING IS FACK AS FUCK.

    TRUTH.

  56. kay says – reply to this


    56

    20th?

  57. ssssss says – reply to this


    57

    she looks thinner than ever. too thin?

  58. *** says – reply to this


    58

    WHO CARES WHAT SOME JEALOUS BITCH SAYS ABOUT HER LINE…HER JOB IS TO CRITIQUE THE LINE AND SHE WROTE THIS TO MAKE PEOPLE READ IT. OBVIOUSLY IT WORKED. BEING A HATER MAKES PEOPLE READ

  59. sOUL says – reply to this


    59

    this person just wrote what they thought people wanted to hear. what a bitch. i was there and i thought she was greatly exagerating. the clothes looked great

  60. madge says – reply to this


    60

    I totally thought that was Nicole Richie. Sorry L.C.

  61. Maisie says – reply to this


    61

    I love the writing in this article. It's smart, wity, detailed and….TRUE. Lauren can try all she wants for a respectable clothing line, but let's face it, it won't get anywhere past MTV. They probably had a BIG part in getting her this gig at fashion week. Good luck with the next one.

  62. jaimeee says – reply to this


    62

    Re: ssssss – SHE IS THIN!!! i saw her yesterday when this picture was taken…like 2 ft away from her and she is TINY..she must be only like 5'2 or 5'3

  63. lol says – reply to this


    63

    who wrote this perez!! i needs to know! lol this was sad and funny! and im a total conrad fan ! i live for the drama !

  64. Elise says – reply to this


    64

    The only thing I have to say about this entire article is… duh?

  65. nikki says – reply to this


    65

    Perez, you could at least say where the article came from! give us the source of the article!

  66. ashley says – reply to this


    66

    This use to be my favorite show, but now… the drama is so stupid. Why does anyone even give a fuck anymore.

  67. Gee says – reply to this


    67

    Stool

  68. Maggles says – reply to this


    68

    Re: nikki – UM DUH. Click on the title of the article and it takes you to newyorkmag. C'mon now.

  69. LR says – reply to this


    69

    wow, way to show your sources. this article was written by the lovely ladies at gofugyourself.com for New York Magazine. Give them some cred!!!!!!!

  70. mc says – reply to this


    70

    why did i even waste my time reading this.? who the hell cares!?

    damn i feel stupid! lol

  71. Jako says – reply to this


    71

    That's too much shit to read. I lost interest after the first paragraph…

  72. Roz says – reply to this


    72

    Im sorry for LC cause i love her but she didnt have fashion taste to desing…..her desings for me are very poorly

  73. Sarah says – reply to this


    73

    This article is written by the fug girls, gofugyourself.com

    Perez seems to find a lot of inspiration there, with the newer voting polls and random fashion posts

    Funny site (gfy, not perez)

  74. Kari says – reply to this


    74

    http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/03/inside_the_sad_bizarre_world_t.html i actually like the middle shirt n the last :S

  75. NYC says – reply to this


    75

    ((yawn))
    like were they even expecting it to be any good?
    lauren is so desperate…

  76. LL says – reply to this


    76

    The real question is.. "Would Lauren even wear her line??" You see her out in nice preppy style clothing that looks extremely expensive. Yet, her fashion line appears cheaper than something that you would get at Walmart. The prices for a plain white cotton dress is $185, that is literally a big piece of white frabic draped around a girl.. I don't even sew and I could make that for less than $5. There is nothing inspiring about this line or even interesting about it. The people wasting their money on this must be rich because I could get an entire new wardrobe from Forever21 which seems to have better quality clothes then the LC line, or I could just buy a freakin cotton shirt from LC for $150. It's a joke, shes dissapointing all of her "younger" fans who can't afford the cheap $hit that she makes! I didn't even go to fashion school and I could come up with wayyyyy better designs!!!! I bet Kristen went to her show just for a good laugh!!! Seriously, if you do like her designs then visit forever21.com or Walmart.com because I guarantee you that you will find something similar and better for less than $20!!!!!!!

  77. Amanda says – reply to this


    77

    God, Wat did she do to her hair???
    Ewww.

  78. Tee says – reply to this


    78

    That what she get for thinking that she can come out with a line (being a nobody)and charging people so much money for a freakin dress. Well better luck next time!!!

  79. jackie says – reply to this


    79

    Now I see why perez didnt' let us know the source. thanks to the people who let it be known that its gofugyourself, i'm on their site and they are indeed funny, so looks like perez is trying to minimize the competition

  80. Candice says – reply to this


    80

    That is quite possibly one of the best articles i've read over the past year

  81. Cara says – reply to this


    81

    Haha, great review. It's not surprising at all that her collection blowed.

  82. WHO WROTE THIS says – reply to this


    82

    WHO WROTE THIS

    CITE YOUR SOURCES

    lame

  83. MoMo says – reply to this


    83

    Damn!! She must feel like such an ass. Heidi shouldn't feel any better…her clothes look like they're make for teenage wannabe strippers!

  84. becca says – reply to this


    84

    i dont think lauren even knows how to design and construct clothes, she hasn't even graduated from FIDM yet!

  85. megan michele says – reply to this


    85

    poor lauren.
    i heart her.

    um, i think there should be pics of BRODY!
    mmmm.

  86. Stephanie says – reply to this


    86

    Some of the clothes were cute. However,kind of all look alike, very loose fitting and baggy. Whatever, for 22, she is doing well for herself.

  87. pregnant wench says – reply to this


    87

    this is too funny

  88. bree says – reply to this


    88

    aww that sounds terrible..

  89. lala says – reply to this


    89

    i dont believe her show is really REALITY, but she has a cute fun flirty line, i would wear it.

  90. ange says – reply to this


    90

    Who or what wrote that load of pretentious bollocks?

  91. Shan says – reply to this


    91

    I can't stand this fucking bitch. I'd love to see this whore spend one day trying to make it in the real world..no not that show on MTV but real life like the rest of us do. Now that's a show I'd watch!!

  92. Yo says – reply to this


    92

    this article is stupid. People are just giving her a hard time because of who she is. Why would she suddenly come out with cocktail dresses when that is not what her line is like? Her line is (and has always been) made of fine jersey and nice cotton blends. I actually saw the show (in person) and must say that the material did not look cheap. Sure you can get similar things elsewhere, but they'll look cheaper. I wouldn't expect a denim line to completely change what they are because of it's inspiration. It's going to still be denim! Apart from this, most reviews have been pretty good. I've also seen in an article that this will not be featured on the show, because it's something personal to her. Everyone that was there was there to support, and because they're her friends. NOT because it'll be featured on the Hills and be the next drama-filled episode. If american apparel had a french insprired show, i guarantee you wouldn't suddenly see cocktail dresses. I'm sorry, but that was a bunch of journalistic vomit. Let me also say, that it's not always important to have celebrities at your show. BUYERS are very important. It's where the money is. And i must say, the house was packed. It was like a flippin' sauna.

  93. leah says – reply to this


    93

    WOW! that is some bad review!

    what sucks more: Lauren's attempt at fashion or Heidi's attempt at music?

  94. nadia says – reply to this


    94

    honestly, her fasion line seems contrived. This is an impecable review.

  95. nic says – reply to this


    95

    Leave the poor girl alone for fucks sake

  96. juniper says – reply to this


    96

    Shame on you Perez for not citing my favorite Fug girls.

    gofugyourself.typepad.com

    Go to their site and enjoy some intelligent, hilarious writing.

  97. BrittenFabulous says – reply to this


    97

    Annoying. Pointless. Talentless.
    Welcome to the Lauren Conrad show!

  98. jessica says – reply to this


    98

    but who wrote this article??? should you quote a source? I am not understanding what is happening with you. I feel that you are half assing your site to pursue other things, w/c is fine, just employ someone in your place.

  99. kay says – reply to this


    99

    This writer needs to hurry up and get to the freakin' point. This article was pointless and all over the place..now HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO JOURNALISM CLASS!

  100. Layla says – reply to this


    100

    AMAZING….I love this writer, they wrote with such wit and sarcasm.

More comments: [1] 2 3 »