Can You Guess????

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All the juicy SXSW gossip!

1) Which veteran singer, who's already been banned from one of Austin's finer hotels, got blacklisted from another during SXSW? St. Patty's or not, you can't be throwing a room service tray at the waiter who delivers it, no matter how messed up the order might be.

2) Which British import threw a minor tantrum after being denied entry to the at-capacity R.E.M. show at Stubbs, dumbfounded that big buzz from across the pond doesn't instantly translate in Texas?

3) Which recently-charted newcomer, whose big pay day came through song placement in a major national TV ad, is already denying autograph seekers?

Who are the culprits?????

CLICK HERE to find out their identities!

P.S. Our party was epic. Definitely the talk of all Austin.

More on that….later!

1. Van Morrison (already banned from 4 Seasons, now Driskill, though the Driskill is denying this)
2. Duffy
3. Sara Bareilles

    Posted: Mar 16, 2008 at 7:21 pm / Email this  »

    252 comments to “Can You Guess????”

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    1. V says – reply to this


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      I can't possibly be first?

    2. firzt says – reply to this


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      firzt

    3. Alanna says – reply to this


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      Who? Who? And who?

    4. mg says – reply to this


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      van morrison? wow

    5. holly says – reply to this


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      duffy is such a stuck up bitch. god i hate her.

    6. zee says – reply to this


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      first

    7. kayy1212 says – reply to this


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      Sara Bereilles= soo annoying

    8. laura says – reply to this


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      whos duffy?

    9. Breathless says – reply to this


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      1) Dude, isn't that the dude that sings "Brown-Eyed Girl"??!? I can't believe the "Brown-Eyed Girl" guy is a diva!!! This ruins everything :(

      2) Who the hell is Duffy?

      3) Her song is annoying as hell anyways. The quicker she disappears into one-hit wonder obscurity, the better. Maybe then she'll realize how nice it is to actually have people listen to your music and give a damn.

    10. lalala says – reply to this


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      blah

    11. Taylor says – reply to this


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      AHAHA

    12. Joey says – reply to this


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      first!

    13. krystina says – reply to this


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      who? first.

    14. 0_0 says – reply to this


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      man…fuck sara barielles.

    15. qamra says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    16. Sarah says – reply to this


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      oh no…i love sara bareilles.

    17. am666 says – reply to this


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      First

    18. Lynn says – reply to this


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      hmmmm…no idea!

    19. poop says – reply to this


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      poop

    20. s says – reply to this


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      No one cares. First.

    21. ha says – reply to this


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      ha van!! 1st bitches!!!

    22. tj says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    23. Leslie says – reply to this


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      fuckin idiots

    24. slashONmyCOCK says – reply to this


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      SlaSH On MY MYSTERY COCK
      BittCCCHHHAAAZZZZZZZZZZ
      wooOOOOO
      Vomit on my TiTs And ill shit In Ur DadiES MOUTH

    25. nerd says – reply to this


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      who?

    26. babyk says – reply to this


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      YAY! ANSWERS!

    27. JPH says – reply to this


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      wow….they were much more interesting before i knew the answers…

    28. anna says – reply to this


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      aww man i really like sara bareilles! let's hope she doesn't turn into a complete ice queen?

    29. scarlett says – reply to this


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      who are they?

    30. Dave says – reply to this


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      I swear that looks like Jose Marti in profile…. and I was wondering before I flipped over…just what in the hell has the old coot been caught doing now?

    31. Hemlock Queen says – reply to this


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      Re: Breathless – You said it Breathless!

      Who the hell IS Duffy?

    32. Not Me says – reply to this


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      Sara Bereilles is a bitch.

    33. sig says – reply to this


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      Where is Amy ????????? Is she still alive????????

    34. Libbyh says – reply to this


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      is it duffy ??
      and woop am in top 10

    35. mushy biscuit says – reply to this


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      perez, that was lame azz post of yours. who cares!?

    36. charlotte says – reply to this


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      van is the only one on that list that i recognise - and he should be allowed anywhere!!!

    37. Cbrady says – reply to this


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      Who???

    38. jesus says – reply to this


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      who are these people? more importantly, who cares? shameless self-promotion. your parties are lame old people partying like it's 1994.

    39. pers says – reply to this


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      1. Who cares?
      2. Who?
      3. ?

    40. redsongia says – reply to this


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      Hell! Van Morrison is playing in Boston and I thought about buying tickets. Not if he's gonna throw his room service at us peasants!

    41. Rizzie Rizzo says – reply to this


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      who the hell is van morrison? heard of him, but don't care, so he can take his cocky attitude and shove it up his has-been ass. duffy, just because she's the free download of the week on itunes does not entitle her to shit.

      on the other hand, sara bereilles has amazing talent, but i'm surprised people recognize her enough to ask for her autograph, seriously?

      these celebos be trippin'

    42. kinda sad now... says – reply to this


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      1) HAHAHA VAN MORRISON THATS CLASSIC…
      2) WHO THE HELL IS DUFFY?
      3) THIS KINDA MAKES ME SAD… SHES A BITCH ALREADY?? =[

    43. ommm says – reply to this


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      that it's Van Morrison does not surprise me. back in the day he was two hours late to a performance at the fillmore/west i was at, and was inebriated and sucked. i still think he's a great artist

    44. ts says – reply to this


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      Duffy is the next Amy Winehouse, without the drugs :)

    45. ss says – reply to this


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      Re: V

      lmao :P !!

    46. na na na hey hey kiss eliot spitzer goodbye says – reply to this


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      ugh! i love that "Love Song"! that makes me sad…

    47. David says – reply to this


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      I can't stand that bitch Duffy! Amy Winehouse wannabe that she is!

      She sounds like a cross between a really bad Dusty Springfield impresonator, a dying cat shrieking as it crosses to the other side and Amy Winehouse drunk and on crack to boot.

    48. peanutbutterandkelly says – reply to this


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      1. Hahahahaha , it's van morrison who cares …

      2. Duffy Who ?? … yeah no wonder she couldn't get in.

      3.I wouldn't sign papers all day either if i were famous at SXSW =]
      being famous doesn't equate into owing people a part of your life.

    49. cam says – reply to this


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      I'm from the uk- Who the hell is Duffy?

    50. Tim says – reply to this


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      Really the talk of all Austin? I live here and have definitely heard very little if not nothing about Perez's party. Maybe you're tooting your horn too much? SXSW is so amazing for four days that almost no party becomes talked about. A little too full of yourself I fear.

    51. giggity goo says – reply to this


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      i'm from the US and have no idea who the hell duffy is

    52. bboi says – reply to this


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      Re: cam – Yeah right. You must live under a rock if you're from the UK and haven't heard of Duffy. She's been number 1 for 5 weeks with her song "Mercy".

    53. h says – reply to this


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      Here is a link to the article about your show in today's paper:

      http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SXSW_PEREZ_HILTON_GCLB-?SITE=TXDAM&TEMPLATE=ENTCELEBRITIES.html&SECTION=HOME

    54. rachel says – reply to this


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      DUFFY=HILLARY DUFF
      why does no one know this

    55. the gal says – reply to this


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      I don't know if Perez's party is THE talk of Austin. I live here and no one has mentioned it….

    56. Milan Marie says – reply to this


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      I have no clue who the 2nd two are and don't care about the first.

    57. Megan says – reply to this


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      Other than Van Morrison, I haven't even ever heard of those people

    58. juk says – reply to this


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      its sara bareilles by the way

    59. KBB says – reply to this


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      I've heard Sara's song over and over and I still don't care for it much. I figured when I first heard it, it would maybe be one of those songs that would grow on me, but not at all. She is basically a 1-hit wonder, with not a lot of buzz behind her (like Duffy, so sort of silly she has the attitude already. Not a good idea to turn off fans that early in your career.

      Like Duffy a lot, but I think she has got way too much hype over in the UK. Obviously, they havent heard of her in Texas yet

    60. Heather says – reply to this


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      Sara Bareilles is a one-hot wonder. A oneder if you will.

    61. Heather says – reply to this


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      *one HIT wonder

    62. Erin says – reply to this


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      Bareilles *

      and I know she does do autographs and stuff, maybe some people just caught her on an off day.

      She's a nice, funny girl, not a bitch,and she's not a one hit wonder, if you think that you clearly haven't heard her whole cd, because it just radiates talent.

    63. Frances says – reply to this


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      I have no idea who any of those people are.
      LAME!

    64. Xesenta.com says – reply to this


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      PEREZ ! smile!! U're on — http://xesenta.com/money_fame_celebrity.php –!! Holla BAACK! ;) xoxo

    65. Hannah-Jayne says – reply to this


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      Re: rachel

      You're a dickhead, Duffy is not Hilary Duff.
      Duffy has some singing talent. There is the difference.

    66. visit says – reply to this


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      http://britneyjeanspears.no.sapo.pt/indexPT.htm

    67. Renee says – reply to this


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      I hope the waiter pressed charges against the jagoff who threw the tray.

      Dumb FVCK

    68. CJ says – reply to this


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      Talk of ALL Austin - you have lost your mind Mario. You didn't even mention SXSW all week so you could sponge off of the festival without getting into a lawsuit, and now its all "SXSW" gossip. What a fake. The talk all week and even through Saturday night has been SXSW - not you and the other interlopers who appear and hold outside festival events off of the sweat blood and tears of others. You are so L.A. along with a dozen pretenders like you, and that's what everyone talks about, not your corporate crap. Sorry you got your permit and the firemarshals weren't able to shut you down. By the way, stop bashing the Lollapalooza lineup at the same time you appear in the promoter's town, using his moniker but changing it to "Perez Hilton Presents" and skirting by the SXSW requirements. What a loser. Guess what - you may look at this as a commercial opportunity, but we know who you are, and this is still a small town. Either make some friends or get the hell out. My feeling is you will have to do the latter.

    69. From someone that lives in the ATX! says – reply to this


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      I only recognize one name out of the bunch, and he's a has-been. Also, I haven't heard anything about Perez being in town except for the updates on his website. Sorry, Perez. You're not "IN" until you've made the front page of the Statesman…or at least Austin 360…you did neither.

    70. lvboi says – reply to this


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      Had Van call my company for massage in Vegas 4 seasons…was hours late with no call…a total dick…and didn't tip…said he was a celebrity but I guess an ass is an ass…

    71. fuck says – reply to this


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      fuck everyone that comes into austin stay out

    72. nick says – reply to this


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      who?

    73. M says – reply to this


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      I'm in Austin. Perez you're an annoying joke. Don't pretend like anyone here cared you were here.

    74. Yellow Rose of Texas says – reply to this


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      What overweight badly dressed gossip queen was denied entry into the Playboy party and was left standing outside, desperately texting anyone she could in order to get in? Guess her LA buzz doesn't instantly translate in Texas.

    75. sluteupyourshute says – reply to this


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      Oh come on, who the eff cares about any of them?

    76. Rach says – reply to this


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      Van The Man was the original diva! He's a big girl :D

    77. snjaya says – reply to this


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      Re: Hannah-Jayne – YeA !! Duffy is NOT Hillary Duff..cornhead.

      She's from the other side of the pond. And yes she is talentish.

    78. BrittenFabulous says – reply to this


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      Ahahah!

    79. pete says – reply to this


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      who the hell is duffy?

    80. GHogkilla says – reply to this


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      Uhhh I guess I am dumb. I though Van Morrison was dead…or was that Jim? Hmm I always thought it was the same.

    81. Lala says – reply to this


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      they need to stop being divas and keep singing like they are getting paid to do

    82. jan-michael says – reply to this


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      noooo. i

    83. J BLANK of FLATPOINT says – reply to this


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      WHAT'S A DUFFY???????

    84. Stacy says – reply to this


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      I am just glad SXSW is over!! Less traffic problems for the people who actually live here.

    85. isabella says – reply to this


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      i just got to to a shot with duffy in austin and she was acually really nice

    86. maggie says – reply to this


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      hahaha i don't know who any of these people are. except maybe van morrison. is he of "brown eyed girl" fame? anyway, that was a million years ago. hahahahahahahaha stupid celebrities !!

    87. Bunch of nobodies says – reply to this


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      Who cares about these nobodies?

    88. Ridiculous says – reply to this


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      Ok, there has to be more to all of this then you are telling, esp. the whole Sara Bareilles thing. Seriously, she is uber sweet and would bend over backwards for her fans. There must have been a reason that she couldn't have done it.

    89. Catherine says – reply to this


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      Why do you americans call it patty's day??? it's Paddy's day… woo Eire

    90. Daniel says – reply to this


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      Sara Bareilles is not denying autographs!! BS, i've seen her numerous times since '05 and she always has autograph and photo time after her show.

    91. Deke says – reply to this


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      Fuck Sara Bereilles and her shitty music.

    92. toadflaxxed says – reply to this


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      Perez, no one gives/gave a flying fart about your party at SXSW. Living in Austin and having been around ALL the SXSW fests, you didn't register AT FUCKING ALL! Blow your ass back to LA. You're a little fish in a pond bigger than you can imagine.

    93. dayna says – reply to this


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      **Sara Bareilles
      ☮ love ya p-nasty

    94. Dale says – reply to this


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      Duffy is a musician from Wales. She has had a number one hit with "Mercy" and is very talented. She has been likened to Dusty Springfield.

    95. paisley says – reply to this


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      Van Morrison gets a pass because he's so awesome. No one has respect for truly great talent anymore.

    96. jessie says – reply to this


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      i'm from texas and i have no idea who duffy is.

    97. Wayne says – reply to this


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      Duffy has the current highest selling single in the UK at the moment. YouTube her and her song "Mercy" to find out who she is.

    98. Alexandra says – reply to this


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      Sara Bareilles?
      For some reason I expect better from her.
      Is she possibly getting too big for her britches?

    99. Who???? says – reply to this


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      I don't know any of these losers! Never heard of them… so they better stop the diva actions ’cause their '15 minutes of "fame" is probably more than expired…

    100. Bitch says – reply to this


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      Sara Bereilles has a huge nose and her song for the most part sucks.

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