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If You Are Easily Offended…

Filed under: If You Are Easily Offended.....

Then do not CLICK HERE!

Yes, that really is Ryan Cabrera, in Austin this past weekend.

Now we know why Lisa Marie Presley's daughter, Riley, is dating him. He looks like grandpa!

Posted: March 16, 2008 at 5:08 pm

319 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended…”

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gared says – reply to this

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Douchebag says what?
jc says – reply to this

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just needs a shower and haircut.. real bad..
first says – reply to this

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ew
ay says – reply to this

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first
m says – reply to this

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1st
girl says – reply to this

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oh wow.
that can't be him…..
lc rules says – reply to this

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oh gross

first
antnee says – reply to this

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ewww he looks terrible… so sad.
msuperior says – reply to this

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He does not!
Angela says – reply to this

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This first link is for the Charlie Sheen story again. Only when you click read more do you get this one.
msuperior says – reply to this

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As in Elvis was MUCH better looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adrienne CT says – reply to this

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yuk!!!
(1st???)
Bella says – reply to this

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Blech.
jfkjds says – reply to this

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first
Mike says – reply to this

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omg WHAT? he used to be almost cute!
ryancubassfuckaidsball says – reply to this

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down with obama! if he is voted in you will ALL SEE the next 4 years and how bad it will be! go ahead and vote for him if you dare! and watch and wait and remember my post here of how awful it will be! he will ruin america! wait and see! the nigglet is bad news and a racist pig! just look at his fuckin pastor or yelling crazy dude as i call him! what a bunch of negroids these 2 are. shows how dumb blacks really are. go back to africa ya monkey fuckin nappy hoes.
Jen says – reply to this

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what happened to him?!
BronsonianEmpire says – reply to this

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SIIIIIIIIIIICK HE IS NASSSSSSSSSTYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! 1st?
hsf says – reply to this

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wow
michelle says – reply to this

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first
fay says – reply to this

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eeeeeeeeeeeew
mop says – reply to this

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not really
missy says – reply to this

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oh jesus
D-Lo says – reply to this

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bwahahahaha! naaasty
jm says – reply to this

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what the hell happened to him?
kp says – reply to this

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hahahaha. nasty
allison says – reply to this

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ewww and first!!!!!!!!!!!!
brooke says – reply to this

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the link doesnt work
pe says – reply to this

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why?
hey says – reply to this

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ew
curiousjorgita says – reply to this

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GROSS!
sam says – reply to this

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last.
Ty says – reply to this

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theres no way thats him…
Danii says – reply to this

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FIRST

EW!
TAELXRHUDSXN says – reply to this

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OMG WTF HAPPENED?
meaghan says – reply to this

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he looks mexican?
buddythomas says – reply to this

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1st!!!! He be uglaaaay!!!!
Helle says – reply to this

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OMG! Ewwwwww!
jd says – reply to this

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10th HE USED TO BE HOT!!

VOTE FOR HILLARY!
rb says – reply to this

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cute
Kristen says – reply to this

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What the hell happened to him?!
angel1 says – reply to this

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eeew
Sandra says – reply to this

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WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPEN TO HIM?! :O
hayhay says – reply to this

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ewww gross. :[
Rob says – reply to this

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VOMIT!
Lissie c says – reply to this

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hi adrie ! it's lissie again ! 7th ?
POOKERS says – reply to this

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First!!
sdfg says – reply to this

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premier?
ver says – reply to this

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your comment about elvis is just RUDE
deeds says – reply to this

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guess he put on a couple of LBs haha
Clare says – reply to this

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What happened to him (((
Danny T says – reply to this

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omg he isnt cute anymore… wtf happened? is the world really coming to an end or has he just gotten… ugly
Chutzpah says – reply to this

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It's funny how you make fun of big people Perez when you are such a fat porker yourself. And what kind of parents do you have that you make fun of the dead? Una puta y un boracho is what I suspect your parents were. (Are if their fat asses are still alive from diabetes.)
nicole says – reply to this

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what the hell happened to him?!?!?!
kimcatalina says – reply to this

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wtfffff.
what happened to him..
he was cute .
ew
heather says – reply to this

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He is an amazing musician
LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this

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He used to be cute, whe he was with Ashley Simpson…now GEEEEEZZ!!! I did not recognize him!
Bitch says – reply to this

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What happened to him!!! BTW, first?
who am i??? says – reply to this

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he was so hot what happened???? forgot where the shower was huh!!!
a dingo ate my hole says – reply to this

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Ryan looks like a giant armpit.all greasy and hairy and stinky! I bet he lets lisa marie put a strapon cock on and bang him in his boyhole. And he listens to music by ashley simpson as he gets pounded in the ass! yes he loves to grate cheese and then sprinkle it on his pecker and then mice come and nibble it off slowly while he farts and dances on the toilet seat. He loves to hang tampons from his ceiling and he loves to pump boys that are 14. yup
Caitlin says – reply to this

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Last year I saw him at the AMC with a friend, and he looked so dirty and gross. His girlfriend looked like a wanna be ashley simpson and she thought we were checking out her trashyass boyfriend, please!
MICHELLE says – reply to this

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he comes off as arrogant and jerk like when he was on ashley simpsons reality show! does anybody remember that boring ass show?
bubbajane says – reply to this

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ewww
Ms Dolo D says – reply to this

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wow…
Lindsey Rae says – reply to this

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omg what the fuck!!! he use to be soooo hot what happened to 40 kinds of sadness ryan?
notasdumbasyou says – reply to this

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Re: ryancubassfuckaidsball –
shows how dumb you really are
Alex says – reply to this

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Got Drugs?
Gigi says – reply to this

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I hope that just a really bad shot.
furrealz says – reply to this

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unhygenic!
mommychick says – reply to this

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isn't he the one who used to have the hair that stood straight up? dated Ashlee Simpson? is that him?
hell oh says – reply to this

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WHAAA THAAA FUHHHCKKK!!! haha someones been downin to many twinkies and mcdonalds, typical american!!! =)
OMG says – reply to this

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http://britneyjeanspears.no.sapo.pt/indexPT.htm
whatever says – reply to this

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Greasy
Rizzie Rizzo says – reply to this

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let me just say that after Ashlee Simpson, he became more of a nobody than Ashlee, suckah.
Mandy says – reply to this

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omg he looks horrible…I just saw him last year at a college performance and he didn't look anything like that!
Lala says – reply to this

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WTF happened to him?! Well see him on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club. He needs to switch to light beer.
bridget says – reply to this

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hes gay
Angelica says – reply to this

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It's only that he looks more Mexican, that's all
Erica says – reply to this

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Someone give that man some soup and a shower! lol
wow says – reply to this

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WOW, what happened?
Kim Vo says – reply to this

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Perez, eres un GORDO feo CULO roto!
Aimée says – reply to this

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That looks nothing like Elvis…
liz says – reply to this

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omgggggg.
he looks so much different than he used to…back when "on the way down" came out he was kinda cute
mariecp says – reply to this

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ugh….! but he was so cute back then!
katrina says – reply to this

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this picture makes me sad he used to be SO super-cute. he looks SO freaking old in this picture on top of everything else!!
smellycat says – reply to this

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Ewww what happened to him??? He used to be so hot.
((SHOCKED)) says – reply to this