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Quote of the Day

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“[In prison] I was treated like a rock star, a total hero. But never in my life will I go anywhere near Panama City. The judge imprisoned me illegally — this whole situation is absurd.”

- Girls Gone Wild guru Joe Francis, of his time in jail



99 comments to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Lauren says – reply to this
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    First?

  2. Lauren says – reply to this
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    What a gomer.

  3. itsme says – reply to this
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    am i first?
    and do not try to cuss me out becuz i said "first".

  4. perezh8r says – reply to this
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    Joe is free! woohoo!

    FIRST!

  5. balletskank says – reply to this
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    3rd!

  6. NJPat says – reply to this
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    Who cares about him

  7. itsme says – reply to this
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    im first yep,

  8. cory says – reply to this
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    oh gah..

  9. eddie says – reply to this
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    douchebag

  10. niggletpigcunthobitchdikeball says – reply to this
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    He also had 4 blacks guys fuck him in his hole with their ten inch cocks and he loved it! Then Obama came in his hole with his 4 inch cock and he gave him aids. And that is why we must vote for Mccain nigglets! Fuck Obama and his racist preacher that he bows down to. All I can say is wait and watch America after and if Obama is voted in! JUST WAIT! SEE HOW THE NEXT 4 YEARS WILL BE THE WORST EVER! HE WILL RUIN AMERICA! JUST WATCH! JUST WATCH!

  11. allison says – reply to this
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    top 10!!?

  12. Mel says – reply to this
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    What an idiot.

  13. NYC says – reply to this
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    oh please, get over yourself.. ((rolls eyes))

  14. Allison says – reply to this
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    why do you comment with "first" if you have nothing to say?

  15. T says – reply to this
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    People in prison could even recognize him? This is gay.

  16. Girl Unimpressed says – reply to this
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    well of course he was treated well by his main customers - total losers in prison who can't get their hands on a real girl, so they have to watch videos, lol. wow, dude's got a really stupid face, doesn't he? looks not entirely there…

  17. Gem says – reply to this
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    First

  18. lin says – reply to this
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    10th

  19. canuckistani says – reply to this
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    Joe Francis is a sleazebag who should have his ass thrown in jail permanently.

  20. kressa says – reply to this
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    who cares…hes a douche anyway

  21. wauzies says – reply to this
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    waaaaaaaaaaaah no way

  22. alexx says – reply to this
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    third??

    crazy pants

  23. JYDF says – reply to this
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    WHAT A DUMB FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT!

  24. opi says – reply to this
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    A hero? For what? What a jerk.

  25. Me says – reply to this
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    Who gives a fuck if you're first. Dip shit!

    Fuck Joe Frances.

  26. Rachael says – reply to this
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    If he was treated like royalty in prison, why did he spend so much time crying about how awful it was?

    He's such a loser. I guess when you have no self esteem yourself you'll do whatever it takes to look cool, even if that means treating women like crap!

  27. Kat says – reply to this
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    God he such a nasty piece of shit.

  28. gimpy says – reply to this
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    He was a prime piece of ass in prison. Only time in his sorry life that he got all the free sex he wanted!!! He misses all that sexin' he got behind bars!

  29. Angel Eyes says – reply to this
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    Perez, eres un GORDO feo CULO roto!

  30. Belinda says – reply to this
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    I'd like to see Joe Francis locked in a room with the girls he's taped fathers. For taping an underaged girl Joe Francis should be registed as a sex offender and ordered to stay away from underaged children.

  31. xuszerep says – reply to this
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    Oh, shut the hell up, Joe Francis! You suck and always will!

  32. Tasha says – reply to this
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    Re: Rachael
    Yeah that's what I want to know. If prison was so great why were you crying like a little bitch to the media all the time?

  33. Jailhouse Brickhouse Shithouse says – reply to this
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    I'll bet in jail he got treated just about like Pamela Anderson Lee…hmhmhm…if you know what I mean…!!! If he'd belonged to me, I woulda treated him just fine as wine & sweet as candy…!!! ;)

  34. Frank says – reply to this
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    Nitwit. Shut yer mouth and stop acting like a bitch, before the next judge makes you one.

  35. x says – reply to this
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    i hate this pig

  36. manekin says – reply to this
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    Re: niggletpigcunthobitchdikeball
    um. do you enjoy being willfully ignorant? dumb shit! i mean i guess mccain's racism panders to your stupid, illiterate, backwards demographic (do you know what that word means, sweetie?)
    please, do us a favor and go die.
    also, Joe is a massive asshole. should've stayed in jail much longer.

  37. m says – reply to this
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    Re: Girl Unimpressed – lol so true! exactly what i was thinking

  38. Michele says – reply to this
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    Joe Francis is Dominco from "That's Amore" twin!!!

  39. Pfffft. says – reply to this
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    “[In prison] I was treated like a rock star, a total hero." Yeah, well consider the source. (Is Joe trying to imply that they didn't tap that?) I'm sure he feels much better now, having being feted by the informal prison ethics committee. Lol.

  40. Rizzie Rizzo says – reply to this
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    the rats of nyc are higher on my list than this perverted piece of trash.

  41. Flames Fan says – reply to this
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    Joe kids himself, and operates and justifies his actions using his own conditional ethics. These happy 18 year old girls don't know anything; they just think they do, as is the nature of the beast. They see it as a just a yahoo fun night out with the girls, like a night playing with a ouija board, or as a temporary 'truth or dare' that ends up being a regretable lifetime sentence of personal shame. Women Over 21, different story. Joe needs to move to a slightly older demographic, or he will continue to be heavily targeted by people who believe in respecting very young women. A stupid person refuses to learn to do something else when the first thing is bringing them grief. It's called Adaptation. He's 'using' the naivete of youth. Pick on someone a little older.

  42. Angelina says – reply to this
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    I LIVE in Panama City and trust, we are happy to hear of your revelation.

    Oh, and reality check time–even if you were imprisoned 'illegally' it doesnt mean you didnt deserve it!!!

    YOU ARE PIECE OF CRAP THAT CAPITALIZES ON THE STUPIDITY OF YOUTH AND THE VERY INSECURITES THAT YOUR VIDEOS PERPETUATE–PRISON IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU!

  43. Give me a break says – reply to this
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    He forgets to mention the part where he was crying like a girl while he was in there. He also forgets to mention the anxiety drugs he had to take to get through his stay.

    Yeah, youre a regular scarface Joe.

  44. Amy says – reply to this
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    Since when is he a celebrity?? And, to tell you the truth..No one cares about this piece of shit..I say, send the fucker back!!!

  45. EuropEll says – reply to this
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    So… he learnt absolutely NOTHING in his time inside.

  46. ha says – reply to this
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    WELL DUH. HE WAS IN JAIL WITH A BUNCH OF PERVERTS

  47. sloane says – reply to this
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    make up your mind, buddy. didn't his lawyers try to take some sort of action because he was being "mistreated" in prison and now he claims he was treated like a rockstar? what tool.

  48. I AGREE says – reply to this
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    I AGREE PANAMA CITY SUCKS WELL THE COPS DO AT LEAST THEY ARE A BUNCH OF LIARS. FUCK BAY COUNTY

  49. DarDar says – reply to this
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    Joe Francis is a piece of shit. May he rot in prison again!

  50. britney spears says – reply to this
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    ya a rock star that gets fucked in the ass every night…what a fucking douchebag…

  51. Snowbunny says – reply to this
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    Not as ridiculous as your swim line.

    Actually, the situation was ridiculous, those girls should be the ones in prison because they were lying whores.

  52. MissThang says – reply to this
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    Of course you were treated like a Rock Star…you bent over and grabbed your ankles like a good little bitch. Now will someone just buttfuck this mother fucker to death and be done with it!!!

  53. Ashleigh says – reply to this
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    joe francis is an ugly, creepy mother fuck

  54. dmd says – reply to this
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    They should have fixed him in prison. This guy what a piece of shit but at the same time can't help that these girls are stupid enough to allow themselves to get seduced into this shit. But still you have to be a low life perv to go around getting chicks just out of high school to take their clothes off for you. Can't wait till he gets held hostage and sodemized again.

  55. Katie says – reply to this
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    This man is a sick predator and deserves to be in jail for the rest of his life for sexually assault.

    He's disgusting.

  56. FUCK BAY COUNTY COPS says – reply to this
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    Re: I AGREE – I agree with you! Bay County cops are a bunch of squealing pigs!!!!! I hate them!!!!!

  57. stonedagain says – reply to this
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    Bummer he's out of jail. Parents, lock up your daughters as the biggest pedafile is back on the streets

  58. Veronica says – reply to this
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    As a resident of Panama City, Florida, let me express my thanks that we will not be seeing Joe Francis wander into our fair city ever again.

  59. Shay says – reply to this
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    This dude is doing what he knows how to do best: Use people and things to make himself a lot of money. Good for him. I so care……..*sigh*

  60. kelly says – reply to this
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    He's a piece of garbage, a mysoginist and a loser. He's right up there with Tom Liekus - bashing women to make a buck. He should stay in jail. Google the Los Angeles Times article about him - it shows who he really is.

  61. Bakess says – reply to this
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    wow you can totally tell that this guy is a loser. He must have started those videos because he never got laid

  62. danielle says – reply to this
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    u werent in prison, douchehole, you were in jail.

  63. Walizalawonga says – reply to this
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    Stupid dickhead. UGH. Karma karma karma, can i get some karma over here for this little shit-eating grin-faced twat?

    I'll just BET he was treated "like a rock star" in prison. Only twats compare themselves to rock stars….just like other twats terrified of aging that say "I'm 40 years young!"

    Here's hoping he gets more stalkers, and that somebody with a brain cell will actually break into his house this time, film him after drugging him up, and post it all over the internet.

    SCUM FUCK!

  64. Walizalawonga says – reply to this
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    Re: Angelina

    Word, Angelina

  65. Lysette says – reply to this
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    That Rapist Scumbag. Only filth like Joe Francis refer to themselves as rockstars in prison. Someone please just shank this guy and get it over with. He offers nothing to the human race. Perez, please no more posts showcasing pedophiles and rapists. Thank you.

  66. lolo says – reply to this
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    then why was he crying like a muppetbaby and saying they treated him horribly

  67. ali says – reply to this
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    Yeah, HE got some rock alright! RIGHT UP THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA

  68. Paige says – reply to this
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    If by "treated like a rock star" he means "got ass-raped like a little bitch on a daily basis."

  69. alexxx says – reply to this
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    I can't believe girls took their clothes off for this dork. lol. Him and all the sluts on his videos are all trash. At the same time, he still made money off these girl's insecurities and attention seeking ways.

  70. sugah says – reply to this
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    He's a total piece of shit.

  71. Jessica says – reply to this
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    Scum

  72. Casey says – reply to this
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    Fuck you Joe Francis. Your a low life, loser. Idiot.

  73. RoyBoy60110 says – reply to this
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    Joe is my hero! What guy wouldn't do what he did if they were given the opportunity? If I could have $50M+, bang hundreds of hot young girls, and live the life of a "rock star"……….. I would have done the same thing he did. Too bad I didn't think of it first!
    I would not do it now (I'm 39/married/kid) but when I was younger………. My wife and I have joked around about "what if I started girls gone wild and was worth $50M"……. her response (from a woman with a 140 IQ) If you were worth $50M, I wouldn't care, as long as you wee faithful.
    IT'S EASY FOR YOU LOSERS TO BASH HIM. BUT 99% OF GUYS THAT WERE GIVEN THE CHANCE, WOULD DO EXACTLY WHAT HE DID. IF YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T, YOU'RE EITHER GAY, OR A LIAR!

  74. opi says – reply to this
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    Did you see the episode of the Kardashians, where they are all sucking up to him, and do a commercial for him, even when he is in prison, including the mother? They are just whores for money, no matter how sleazy the manner he made his money, off drunk 18-21 year olds.

  75. mojojojo says – reply to this
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    hope this creep got butt-raped in jail.

  76. PCrph says – reply to this
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    Trust me Joe Dirt… Panama City will always give you a big middle finger. You exploit irresponsibility and defilement of the morality of this country. We clean up our trash around here…..and YOU are trash. Go find a Kardashian to snuggle up to.

  77. franceypants says – reply to this
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    WTF?!!!! This guy is such a douche. Ugh. I'm sure his family is so proud.

  78. Cindy says – reply to this
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    This guy is one (very small) step up from a rapist. He takes advantage of young drunk girls. He should be in prison for a very long time and he shouldn't be able to run his business while he's behind bars.

    One of these days he's going to cross the wrong girl and wind up 6 feet under.

  79. whogivesashit says – reply to this
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    WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS DOUCHE!! HALLEY BERRY GAVE BIRTH TO HER FIRST CHILD AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN POS