4 Minutes To Save A Marriage
Filed under: Madonna
As we've mentioned before, Guy Ritchie is nowhere to be found.
Mr. Madonna has been noticeably absent for the last few months. Most recently, he failed to attend her Madjesty's induction into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame. In turn, she didn't mention him in her acceptance speech. Ouch!
The happy pair have been married for over seven years.
Now, reports are coming from Ritchie's father, John, that his son's marriage is indeed on the rocks.
According to Closer magazine, John stated that Madonna and Guy are "not spending any time together. Madonna is busy in America with the children, and Guy wants to stay in the UK. They won't be spending Easter together either." Easter? Isn't Madonna Jewish? Since when do they celebrate Easter?
John continued by saying that "Guy is very busy over here in England, and didn't make it to her film premiere last week. He spends his weekends in the countryside and the rest of the time in London."
It is also reported that the pair have seen marriage counselors before to fix their problems.
According to John, Guy will be in the UK all year long, since he's working on a script.
Yea, we smell trouble!
[Image via WENN.]
i blame justin
Thas so sad
first!
Hmmmmmm…..
first
Where are their wedding rings?? Not wearing them in this pic!
uh ohhhhhh 3rd?
She went too far with the facial surgery
first? hahaha
I know Madonna practices Kabbalah. But that doesn't necessarily mean she's jewish, right?
oh
I hope they're okay. I love Madonna and only want her to be happy.
Madonna doesn't seem to b happy….lol
In other words.. hes banging some young chick in the UK lol
first
How sad.
divorce!
Well he is a fool than, cause she is still HOT!
Who's the next hubby for Madge?
A M E N
Who cares?????????????????????????????????????
dude. she is a catholic school girl. just a wanna be jew.
That means the madge will be out whoring it up again like before.
Maybe she can take away some spotlight from Brit-Brit and Lindse. Our maybe do a threesome with them….
publicity stunt or reality? hummm
Re: Dev –
Hahaha!
WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? MADONNA IS TEN YEARS OLDER THAN HE IS. I AM SHOCKED THAT THEIR MARRIAGE LASTED THIS LONG. NO DOUBT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND WILL BE 19 OR 21 YEARS OLD, NO ONE OVER 30 LIKE HIM I WAGER.
that's too bad the breakup of any marriage is not a good thing, although I am sure it must be very difficult being married to a complete control freak like Madonna, I wouldn't be able to do it.
VOTE FOR DAVID ARCHULETA!!
He is so cute.
I didn't realize scripts had to be written in the UK.
she's like 50 years older than him. plus, he must have realized that the golden rule is true.
YOU CAN'T TURN A HO INTO A HOUSEWIFE.
i'm kind of over madonna right now. she looks strange with the surgery. her new album cover is obnoxious for someone her age. her music is recycled crap - furtado did the timbaland sound better and more uniquely. and i've never seen a less sincere speech than the one she gave when she picked up the hall of fame award. i think she owes her entire career to her male collaborators. period. the end.
Easter is about bunnies and chocolate eggs for most of the population, so why not ?
I'm glad my parents let me join in with all the holidays even though they didn't believe the stuff behind it. How unfun would that have been?
it's all thta kaballa laal crap. she's like tom cruise forcing her s/o into her crazy celebrity cult
madge will be pissed daddy is talking… he wont get a penny now for talking about the Queen!
Who cares about these two "HAS BEENS" . Everyone knows Madonna fucked, and blew Justin. She will always be that Michigan whore we all knew and loved before she put on that phony Englisg accent.
WELL, I CAN'T BLAME HIM, SHE WENT CRAZE WITH THE BOTOX AND THE PLASTIC SURGERY. SHE LOOKS LIKE A FROZEN GRANNY NOW. HE CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS OLD TRANNY.
sounds like the 7 year itch has struck .
Madonna was born Catholic, but she may have converted, though I don't think she ever did - she was just into Kabbalah. But even if she did convert, why would that stop her from celebrating Easter with her husband? My husband is Jewish and I'm Catholic and we celebrate both religions' holidays together. It's part of being MARRIED.
I wonder who she will date next. I don't think madge will be alone for long
isn't it quite the coincidence that this story breaks out at the same time that her album is about to come out? some things never change.
CAN'T TEACH AN OLD WHORE NEW TRICKS.
She shoulda NEVER married him. They have NOTHING in common and he is FAR below her.
I'm guessing she's after Justin…
Madonna is not Jewish! Studying Kabbalah does not mean you convert to Judaism, it's simply a belief system. As Madonna has stated many times - she does not practice any religion as she believes that organized religion has ruined the world.
Send them over to Goopworld.com to learn how to get along…they are acting like "Wonty & Whynotte."
Madonna only cares about Madonna!
WELL MAYBE NOW MADONNA CAN MOVE BACK TO THE US OF A WHERE SHE BELONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a feeling it has something to do with the fact that her "all time true love" has just gotten a divorce…SEAN PENN! Hmmmmm. time will tell
it wouldn't surprise me one bit if she did fuck timberfake. she has a thing for queens. once a slut, always a slut. i hope lourdes' father is involved in her life. with a mother like that, she'll be the future paris hilton.
timberfake and madge really thought they were funny
at the h.o.f induction.
why would he introduce her?
they should of had someone important like iggy ……….
someone honored by the hall of fame.
he is too young and his ego is too big.
i wouldnt be surprised if madge starts going out with him
to get one over jessica and demi what with the
younger man syndrome!
MAYBE HE IS SPENDING TIME MUTILATING HIS FACE LIKE SHE DID. WHO WOULD WANT TO BE MARRIED TO A SELFISH OLD CUNT LIKE HER ANYWAY?
@ Mel
that's right, sean penn did just recently get a divorce. and you never truly get over your one true love. you might be on to something there…
I never thought they made a good couple. But when you think about it, who can be married to Madonna for too long. I love her, but she is too much a control freak to make any marriage last. He will walk away with a nice little bundle.
p.s timberlake and madge were NOT funny at the h.o.f
her hair was stupid and her accent was worse .
GUY RITCHIE IS HOT. I'D DEFINITELY BEND OVER FOR HIM….
I hope he did not sign a pre-nup and pulls a Heather Mills.
Madonna is a great fun pop star - but also obviously self-serving.
I don't think Madonna is even capable of love. Except herself of course. She made being selfish very vogue and look at all the bitchy queeny pis ants she has created. I swear Madonna has some of the most disturbed fans I have ever seen. Seriously!
He's getting the seven year itch.
I am Jewish…Madonna isn't. I *think* that she remains, like, a lapsed Catholic but with the big interest in Kabbalah. I think Kabbalah embraces all religions…but don't think she converted. Liz Taylor, on the other hand, did:)
I found it very suspicious when he didn't go to the Hall of Fame thing. That is one of the biggest nights of an artists careers, hell even the Police reunited for it, after years of acrimony. He couldn't take two days to support his wife? Expect the "we love each other and we'll always be friends" press release any minute now.
Who gets the colored kid they purchased in Africa? Did he come with a warranty? Can they just put him back on a boat and return him? Life is so easy when you are Madonna.
Has anyone noticed how they walk arm in arm? It is totally backwards, madge has his arm like she is the man. Guess we all know now who wear's the pants!!
Who stands a chance against her? Poor guy. She broke him in half and kicked him to the streets.
Poor Guy.
Come to my house, Guy.
I believe that most men are threatened by any women more successful than them . Couples whether they are gay or straight suffers from wanting to be competitive to one another and that is the truth. If this is true I bet you Guy feels less of man because whether people wants to admit it or not Madonna is a successful strong women and even if earlier in their relationship Guy always claimed he doesn't see Madonna as this big star but that really is hard for him to bare considering Madonna is not slowing down nor even planning to retire anytime soon or maybe never ,but that is her decision. She feels strong about it, always has and always will be . I just wish that people will hope for the best instead of turning this into another way of bashing Madonna . No one knows what really is going on except them but I hope they work things out for the sake of their children. I wish people won't be so judmental and mean but I guess that is way too much to ask.
Madonna is back in London since yesterday. So, she and Guy are together !
She is very busy , and he make a movie !
Re: Divorce – you are an ASSHOLE , please KILL YOURSELF
i love Madonna…I hope she's happy
Re: Rocky – You are so wrong. Under communist rule and the absent of religion, more people were killed then both world wars combined. Mao Zedong was responsible for the deaths of anywhere between 80 to 120 million people. Joseph Stalin was responsible for another 40 million. Please get your facts straight and don't let Rosie O'Donnell do all your thinking for you. And no I'm not religious, haven't been to church in 20 years. It's just ignorant people who regurgitate other peoples phony rhetoric annoy me. Now go put on your pointy hat and sit in the corner where you belong.
I knew her back in the day, most of her ideas she stole, she's not original. That blond ponytail idea she stole from her hairdresser Debbie Masar. The vogueing she took that from the gays, etc. etc. She uses people til she's had enough and moves on. In the early days in New York she used to cruise around the lower east side picking up Puerto Rican boys. She loves the latin boys, so much so she got pregnant with Lourdes just to have a partially latin child. Then when that novelty wore off, she moved on to thinking she's English. Yeah she's survived all these years by changing herself, but she stole ideas and stepped on people on her way up the ladder. We'll be waiting at the bottom for you Ms. Madonna…when you fall off that ladder.
Re: Madonna Wildenstein – I have seen and met some of the most vile Madonna haters and read so many vile comments here coming from a really disturbed bitter hateful assholes like yourself , so there I guess that makes this world fair then .
Re: jason – Okay Jason, I'm next in line after you!
UGH Sean Penn, he's like the biggest asshole in the planet with his political bullshit, these 2 together preaching to the world how we should live is more than anyone should bare, they are bad enough individually, she's better off just fucking Justin, that way her & Demi can compare stud service LOL!!! Justin looks like he would make a good "kept boy" anyways! LOL!
Madonna is not Jewish, she is Italian
The guy is 39 and she is 50 ..now that doesn't have to be a problem. The problem is when that old hag cuts your balls off and ruins everything you've made so far.. I can't believe this guy made Lock,Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. She sure as hell sucked all the creativity out of him.
I LOVE GUY
I LOVE MADONNA
AND HOPE THEY ARE OK !
Re: Divorce – LMAO….when the novelty wears off she'll ship him back C.O.D. to his father.
Maybe he got tired of being used? Having that opinionated bitch down your throat everyday must get annoying. And adopting that little black boy for publicity was a bit much. Also the fake British accent drove him up the wall. He hated her when she would act all prim and proper and british. He married her because she was a slutty American.
Nice try - I read that it was a completely amicable break-up. So if you smell something, it may be you.
I have nothing personal against Madonna, I don't know her, but it's one thing to be a control freak - but when you call all the shots and all those shots you call are wrong … I mean to be married to that would make me sick! I hope Guy finds happiness with a more attractive & stable woman than Madonna.
She just wants to "reinvent" herself with a different person. A woman probably.
I imagine that she is very controlling and a perfectionist.
I don't blame him for staying home. Who wants to put up with a woman like that?
A person who is controlling tends to be VERY insecure….
I'm surprised their "marriage" lasted this long. When I saw how she treated him at his last movie premiere, I knew it'd only be a matter of time before he dumped her arrogant, narcissistic, needy ass. A confident, secure woman doesn't try and deflect attention being paid to her husband, especially when it's HIS red carpet they're walking. Very humiliating for him–and her.
Sean Penn is getting divorced, too– coincidence?
probably bcuz the old hag can't keep her legs closed..anywayz she did mention him her speech, she said something about her manager named Guy & said it's ironic that it all came full circle..ie her hubby
First of all she is not jewish
second saying she is italian not jewish is stupid, judiasm is not a nationality its a religion. tere are many italian jews
third Kabbalah is a valid study but you must be very learned to study it. Most Rabbis are not even up to studying kabba;ah, so for sure madge is NOT
it is a shame but I will take his fine @ss. She is to control freak and probably does not like it that he wants to be the man of the manor
that smell is the from the sweat under your man tits and belly rolls. Oh, and Madonna is not Jewish, you retard.
They've been recylcing this story each year after their marriage. Madonna doesnt need a man around her 24/7 because she is a strong hot woman. She doesnt depend on some dude to make her feel whole.. I am sure their marriage is fine.
:(
She isn't normal. Has never been normal, can't be. She's Madonna, and that's the price you pay for being Madonna.
Madonna seems like she would be the hardest person to be married too as she appears to be the most self-centered person on her planet. Guy has my sympathies as do their children.
British men are the worst lovers. They want a hot American woman but at the end of the day they run home to Mummie and Sister. They can't do it. Its just too much for them.
I'm a Jew
BUT I LUVS ME SOME CADBURY EGGZ!!!!, choco buns, peeps, hard boiled eggs and all the yumness of easter basket goodies!!!
we used to alwyas hunt for eggs–and the easter bunny would leave our baskets next to our bed the night before!
then we just stuffed our faces and didn't go to church or anything
Kaballah or not, Madonna was born and raised Catholic. She's Italian-American, for crissakes. She's always vowed to raise her kids the "Catholic way" — probably to keep them in line and later let them rebel like she did. So yes, of course they will be celebrating Easter, like her father-in-law has mentioned. If they divorce, I am VERY SURE Madge will miss her "English as a Second Language" *bwahahahahahHAHAHAhaha*
Easter is an ancient heathen fertility celebration. The bunnies and the eggs are symbols of fertility. It's celebrated around this time because the first lambs are born around this time
Hopefully he will get a nice settlement for putting up with her for seven years….It must have been horribe.
She's a bitch and much too dominant. No man wants a dominant bitch who is full of herself and speaks in a fake British accent all the time. A man can only take so much before wanting to grab the bitch by the hair and drag her behind him like a cave man. She is also greasy and discusting. American women need to get back to pleasing their man more.
Madonna is back home in London, so if they were splitting, WTF would she go back to London? Perez, you need to do your research a little better and stop believing what the tabloids write.
Madonna is not Jewish. She studies Kaballah but that doesn’t make her Jewish.
Can’t remember who said something about Guy being her manager. Her manager’s name is Guy but it’s not her husband. Her manager is Guy Oseary who used to work for her former manager, Freddy DeMann. That’s why she said it had come full circle.
Before you people start judging someone on their personal life, you should take a long hard look in the mirror.
MAYBE IF THEY DIVORCE, HER AND SEAN CAN GET BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!
This Madonna person, actually, looks to me like she SMELLS. I am not kidding! This marriage is SO over!
Dude…Madonna is not Jewish…you fucking idiot. Just because she was all into Kabalah and runs around calling herself Esther doesn't mean she's joined the faith. The conversion process takes years and she never did. She's a fake Brit. A fake Jew. A fake wife. Ugh.