Don't Stare At His Package!

Former model Ashton Kutcher strips down to his Calvin's in the new issue of V Man, shot by Mario Testino.
He fills out his undies quite nicely!

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Former model Ashton Kutcher strips down to his Calvin's in the new issue of V Man, shot by Mario Testino.
He fills out his undies quite nicely!
oh wow
not too bad!!!
He should never talk and always just stand there nakie!
I bet his undies are stuffed
He is a hot piece of ass, that old whore is lucky to get his peen on the regular!
What 1st?
first!!
he is overrated!!
1st! I was 1st
Wowzers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf?? oooo..
can't stand him
Good Lord!!!
first!
Fuckin' WOW!!!
wouldn't mind having him around
I can't help but to stare at it, but don't know what to really think of it!
that's a really odd pic.
no wonder Demi keeps him around!! I would too!
DAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN!
screw acting, he should just model.
first
Hawwt!
and hes with tha granny why??????!!!!!!????
wat a waste
yeah,,,,,right…FIRST!!
so hot!
it's ok
he has small balls
Nice body, but what is that little point on the tip of his undies. Looks weird.
yeah - crotch upwards is good, but he has bandy skinny legs.
ASHTON IS THE BIGGEST PROSTITUTE IN HOLLYWOOD AND HIS CAREER IS SO OVER.
I GUESS THAT HE HAS TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT HE STILL HAS SOME BALLS SINCE MAMA MOORE IS PAYING FOR EVERY SINGLE THINGS.
HE LOOKS QUITE HOT THOUGH IN THIS PIC. STUPID BUT HOT!!!!!
3rd
SEXY!!!!!
I'd suck on that all night!
i wouldn't mind doing ashton
shit he has a nice cock it looks like too.
wow i like the setting and everything, very interesting. even his facial expression somehow fits
HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. HE NEEDS TO JUST MODEL!
I forgot how hot he is! Usually he's tryin to be goofy.
Mmm…I like to play doctor too.
He looks uncircumsized to me, does anybody know?
thats a big nut…not dick.
Trust me i'm an expert!
Or is it just a sock…i mean compare to his previous calvin photo!
It's definitely enhanced.
wow.
perez this week has nothing good whats the matter???
yeah right. anyone who thinks that's real is an idiot.
is it weird that i want to eat him?
he's wearing a cup that a ballet dancer would wear
must be thinking of granny
I think he's hot.
http://parisbff.com/people/gijendoll
That is one big weener he got over there.
YUMMM :9
we love Ashton!
no one wants to see your wang..oh wait yes I do
Stuffed for Sure!!! Looks so so fake!! Anything for a good photo.
What is that? Looks like an oil funnel. weird. But Mommy must like the triangle tip!!!! He is a dope, who cares……
cockring or one of those swimsuit enhancers you buy from international male..i know cuz i have one on right now along with fake buttocks
why does it look pointy at the end? does he have a piercing?
Ehhh… not impressed, my bf looks better in undies
fuck demi!!
What a beautiful man
It looks like maybe its just some droopy balls.
he's supposedly has one the "biggest" in hollywood according to stylist who have worked with him…. All that face, body, sense of humor and the goods too! Demi Moore you lucky biatch!
looks like a water spigot with a drip. What test is he supposed to be having?
This picture makes Beckham look like an Angry inch…LOL, he's wearing his Calvins..CK always has the BIGGEST PACKAGES!!
UGGHHHH!! IM JUST GROSSED OUT BY THIS PIX.. HE'S OLD NEWS.. NOT CUTE ANYMORE.. AND AGAIN: HE'S GROSS!!! I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANY SEX APPEAL THERE ANYMORE.. DON'T GET ME WRONG, HE HAS A BODY ON HIM, BUT DO I THINK IT'S SEXY?? UUHH, NO!!!
'na-na-na-na
wanna be on top?'
I have a friend that hooked up with him before he was with Demi and I can assure you, HIS UNDIES ARE STUFFED!!!
Ewwww
You know, I never quite got the tighty whitey shots. All you can tell is how big his balls are, and what good is that? His dick could be 4 inches. Am I missing something?
Ride it Demi!!! Giddiup!!!
David Beckham fills his undies much better. I'd lovvvvve me some David.
so when did ashton get hot ?
Now I know what Demi sees in him.
so that's where my lost pair of socks went.
Okay, I don't really like him, but seeing his "peter" got me all feeling funny inside. A good funny way.
Number 57 couldnt be more off!! Is that YOU ash? Ashton has a small weiner. I know because I unfortunately handled it once. It is very much on the small size. I wouldnt say Asian weiner but its small ok. There you have it people. In that picture he is all ball.
Definite help from the sock draw there
YUM!!
no way thats stuffed and even lets say if it so happens to be 'real' and not stuffed for the pictured to draw more attention to it it's disgusting cuz he bangs a woman his mothers age almost thats just wrong. Ashton isnt even that great looking I've seen better
that's HOT and I have a subscription !!!!! hahahaha I can't wait to get it
now i know why demi luv's him! lol
he looks sexy!! and it reminds me of when he was on that's 70 show and he wanted to be an underwear model i guess it came true
o mi god
Beckham looks bigger than that. Considering his height, I'd expect more.
That's big? I'm feeling pretty good about myself now!
SOCK
SOCK
SOCK
SOCK
SOCK
SOCK
SOCK
CAN ANYONE SAY SOCK IT TO ME BABY????????????????????
average package. nothing to write home about…
OO been workin out!
wOaOoo ….. :O
DAMN, is he hot!
he is so hot. omg! mmm
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Hes a total male bimbo.
He might as well pose close to nude, his acting sucks.
Paul Newman or Robert Deniro never needed to pose in their underwear to get career attention.
now you see what his old wife likes!!
According to some of my Hollywood stylist friends. He packs a pretty nice package. Looks uncut to me, yum!
Yowza. I think the guy is a total douchebag, and he is washed up for the most part. But he's smokin' hot in this picture! I've always thought he's got an incredibly photogenic face, but that bod is rocking. He could turn this top in to a bottom any day, boys!
Come to Papa
:) hahaha
I don't think that picture is photoshopped enough…
(sarcasm intended)
how could u not???
yummmmm
He has it stuffed to make his"package" look bigger. He is certainly not Bruce Willis, he just wants to be. ; )
that's too little left to the imagination! he sure is pointy!! but, damn, demi is one lucky bitch!
It's not big, at all,
I had bigger men!!!!
He should be ashamed for this pic goin public.
For the love of God, you people are like so fucking negative. What a bunch of losers on this site who spend their time dissecting celebrities, would any OF YOU LIVE UP TO YOUR OWN STANDARDS????????????????????
Who is Ashton Kutcher? Another gay guy?
I'll stare…..stare long….and hard