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Don't Stare At His Package!

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Ashton Kutcher

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Former model Ashton Kutcher strips down to his Calvin's in the new issue of V Man, shot by Mario Testino.

He fills out his undies quite nicely!



152 comments to “Don't Stare At His Package!” (RSS feed

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  1. #1 - LALA says – reply to this

    oh wow

  2. #2 - vbg says – reply to this

    not too bad!!! :P

  3. #3 - Jen says – reply to this

    He should never talk and always just stand there nakie!

  4. #4 - cheyene says – reply to this

    I bet his undies are stuffed

  5. #5 - Sam says – reply to this

    He is a hot piece of ass, that old whore is lucky to get his peen on the regular!

  6. #6 - Natalie says – reply to this

    What 1st?

  7. #7 - dudu says – reply to this

    first!!

    he is overrated!!

  8. #8 - Natalie says – reply to this

    1st! I was 1st

  9. #9 - KT says – reply to this

    Wowzers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. #10 - mommax3Aubrey says – reply to this

    wtf?? oooo..

  11. #11 - can't stand him says – reply to this

    can't stand him

  12. #12 - Mercy Percy says – reply to this

    Good Lord!!!

  13. #13 - Beetle says – reply to this

    first!

  14. #14 - Cassidy says – reply to this

    Fuckin' WOW!!!

  15. #15 - LALA says – reply to this

    wouldn't mind having him around

  16. #16 - Celeste says – reply to this

    I can't help but to stare at it, but don't know what to really think of it!

  17. #17 - dieptre says – reply to this

    that's a really odd pic.

  18. #18 - Jill says – reply to this

    no wonder Demi keeps him around!! I would too!

  19. #19 - I want that! says – reply to this

    DAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN!

  20. #20 - eggs says – reply to this

    screw acting, he should just model.

  21. #21 - LeighAnne says – reply to this

    first

  22. #22 - LiL says – reply to this

    Hawwt!
    and hes with tha granny why??????!!!!!!????
    wat a waste :D

  23. #23 - RAchelle says – reply to this

    yeah,,,,,right…FIRST!!

  24. #24 - sarah says – reply to this

    so hot!

  25. #25 - no says – reply to this

    it's ok
    he has small balls

  26. #26 - laura says – reply to this

    Nice body, but what is that little point on the tip of his undies. Looks weird.

  27. #27 - suze says – reply to this

    yeah - crotch upwards is good, but he has bandy skinny legs.

  28. #28 - HAS BEEN+PROSTITUTE=ASHTON says – reply to this

    ASHTON IS THE BIGGEST PROSTITUTE IN HOLLYWOOD AND HIS CAREER IS SO OVER.
    I GUESS THAT HE HAS TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT HE STILL HAS SOME BALLS SINCE MAMA MOORE IS PAYING FOR EVERY SINGLE THINGS.
    HE LOOKS QUITE HOT THOUGH IN THIS PIC. STUPID BUT HOT!!!!!

  29. #29 - loudspeaker says – reply to this

    3rd

  30. #30 - jkdgh says – reply to this

    SEXY!!!!!
    I'd suck on that all night!

  31. #31 - matt says – reply to this

    i wouldn't mind doing ashton
    shit he has a nice cock it looks like too.

  32. #32 - x says – reply to this

    wow i like the setting and everything, very interesting. even his facial expression somehow fits

  33. #33 - latina3 says – reply to this

    HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. HE NEEDS TO JUST MODEL!

  34. #34 - Dayumn says – reply to this

    I forgot how hot he is! Usually he's tryin to be goofy.

  35. #35 - Mister Ed says – reply to this

    Mmm…I like to play doctor too.

  36. #36 - Mark says – reply to this

    He looks uncircumsized to me, does anybody know?

  37. #37 - buhbye! says – reply to this

    thats a big nut…not dick.
    Trust me i'm an expert!
    Or is it just a sock…i mean compare to his previous calvin photo!

  38. #38 - Cerag says – reply to this

    It's definitely enhanced.

  39. #39 - smexiiii says – reply to this

    wow.
    perez this week has nothing good whats the matter???

  40. #40 - david says – reply to this

    yeah right. anyone who thinks that's real is an idiot.

  41. #41 - dm says – reply to this

    is it weird that i want to eat him?

  42. #42 - fifi says – reply to this

    he's wearing a cup that a ballet dancer would wear

  43. #43 - babs seelenstine says – reply to this

    must be thinking of granny

  44. #44 - gijendoll says – reply to this

    I think he's hot.

    http://parisbff.com/people/gijendoll

  45. #45 - Aïcha says – reply to this

    That is one big weener he got over there.

  46. #46 - Lucy says – reply to this

    YUMMM :9
    we love Ashton!

  47. #47 - smiff says – reply to this

    no one wants to see your wang..oh wait yes I do

  48. #48 - rupert red rover says – reply to this

    Stuffed for Sure!!! Looks so so fake!! Anything for a good photo.

  49. #49 - pointy PP! says – reply to this

    What is that? Looks like an oil funnel. weird. But Mommy must like the triangle tip!!!! He is a dope, who cares……

  50. #50 - Stove Top Stuffing says – reply to this

    cockring or one of those swimsuit enhancers you buy from international male..i know cuz i have one on right now along with fake buttocks

  51. #51 - Amanda says – reply to this

    why does it look pointy at the end? does he have a piercing?

  52. #52 - lee lee says – reply to this

    Ehhh… not impressed, my bf looks better in undies

  53. #53 - giovanna says – reply to this

    fuck demi!!

  54. #54 - Stevs says – reply to this

    What a beautiful man

  55. #55 - rumer says – reply to this

    It looks like maybe its just some droopy balls.

  56. #56 - anonymous says – reply to this

    he's supposedly has one the "biggest" in hollywood according to stylist who have worked with him…. All that face, body, sense of humor and the goods too! Demi Moore you lucky biatch!

  57. #57 - zeb says – reply to this

    looks like a water spigot with a drip. What test is he supposed to be having?

  58. #58 - Chip says – reply to this

    This picture makes Beckham look like an Angry inch…LOL, he's wearing his Calvins..CK always has the BIGGEST PACKAGES!!

  59. #59 - mig says – reply to this

    UGGHHHH!! IM JUST GROSSED OUT BY THIS PIX.. HE'S OLD NEWS.. NOT CUTE ANYMORE.. AND AGAIN: HE'S GROSS!!! I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANY SEX APPEAL THERE ANYMORE.. DON'T GET ME WRONG, HE HAS A BODY ON HIM, BUT DO I THINK IT'S SEXY?? UUHH, NO!!!

  60. #60 - LC says – reply to this

    'na-na-na-na
    wanna be on top?'

  61. #61 - Lasent says – reply to this

    I have a friend that hooked up with him before he was with Demi and I can assure you, HIS UNDIES ARE STUFFED!!!

  62. #62 - Jennifer says – reply to this

    Ewwww

  63. #63 - Peg says – reply to this

    You know, I never quite got the tighty whitey shots. All you can tell is how big his balls are, and what good is that? His dick could be 4 inches. Am I missing something?

  64. #64 - Erin says – reply to this

    Ride it Demi!!! Giddiup!!!

  65. #65 - Aimee says – reply to this

    David Beckham fills his undies much better. I'd lovvvvve me some David.

  66. #66 - i hate him says – reply to this

    so when did ashton get hot ?

  67. #67 - b says – reply to this

    Now I know what Demi sees in him.

  68. #68 - Aha says – reply to this

    so that's where my lost pair of socks went.

  69. #69 - Seph says – reply to this

    Okay, I don't really like him, but seeing his "peter" got me all feeling funny inside. A good funny way.

  70. #70 - SOMEONE WHO KNOWS says – reply to this

    Number 57 couldnt be more off!! Is that YOU ash? Ashton has a small weiner. I know because I unfortunately handled it once. It is very much on the small size. I wouldnt say Asian weiner but its small ok. There you have it people. In that picture he is all ball.

  71. #71 - Laura says – reply to this

    Definite help from the sock draw there

  72. #72 - Bobby says – reply to this

    YUM!!

  73. #73 - no way says – reply to this

    no way thats stuffed and even lets say if it so happens to be 'real' and not stuffed for the pictured to draw more attention to it it's disgusting cuz he bangs a woman his mothers age almost thats just wrong. Ashton isnt even that great looking I've seen better

  74. #74 - JR says – reply to this

    that's HOT and I have a subscription !!!!! hahahaha I can't wait to get it :)

  75. #75 - Patty says – reply to this

    now i know why demi luv's him! lol

  76. #76 - yaya says – reply to this

    he looks sexy!! and it reminds me of when he was on that's 70 show and he wanted to be an underwear model i guess it came true

  77. #77 - mh says – reply to this

    o mi god

  78. #78 - lil k says – reply to this

    Beckham looks bigger than that. Considering his height, I'd expect more.

  79. #79 - jeff says – reply to this

    That's big? I'm feeling pretty good about myself now!

  80. #80 - Just_Cruel says – reply to this

    SOCK
    SOCK
    SOCK
    SOCK
    SOCK
    SOCK
    SOCK
    CAN ANYONE SAY SOCK IT TO ME BABY????????????????????

  81. #81 - gardner says – reply to this

    average package. nothing to write home about…

  82. #82 - steve says – reply to this

    OO been workin out!

  83. #83 - LAurIiz says – reply to this

    wOaOoo ….. :O

  84. #84 - heather says – reply to this

    DAMN, is he hot!

  85. #85 - g says – reply to this

    he is so hot. omg! mmm

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  87. #87 - Dude, where's my acting ability?? says – reply to this

    Hes a total male bimbo.

    He might as well pose close to nude, his acting sucks.

    Paul Newman or Robert Deniro never needed to pose in their underwear to get career attention.

  88. #88 - dee says – reply to this

    now you see what his old wife likes!!

  89. #89 - Cuntswello says – reply to this

    According to some of my Hollywood stylist friends. He packs a pretty nice package. Looks uncut to me, yum!

  90. #90 - Bdub says – reply to this

    Yowza. I think the guy is a total douchebag, and he is washed up for the most part. But he's smokin' hot in this picture! I've always thought he's got an incredibly photogenic face, but that bod is rocking. He could turn this top in to a bottom any day, boys!

  91. #91 - Matty says – reply to this

    Come to Papa :) :) hahaha

  92. #92 - Jessica says – reply to this

    I don't think that picture is photoshopped enough…
    (sarcasm intended)

  93. #93 - kel says – reply to this

    how could u not???

  94. #94 - Kat says – reply to this

    yummmmm ;)

  95. #95 - Anna says – reply to this

    He has it stuffed to make his"package" look bigger. He is certainly not Bruce Willis, he just wants to be. ; )

  96. #96 - Miss Penny Lane says – reply to this

    that's too little left to the imagination! he sure is pointy!! but, damn, demi is one lucky bitch!

  97. #97 - Puny! says – reply to this

    It's not big, at all,
    I had bigger men!!!!

    He should be ashamed for this pic goin public.

  98. #98 - debbie downer much? says – reply to this

    For the love of God, you people are like so fucking negative. What a bunch of losers on this site who spend their time dissecting celebrities, would any OF YOU LIVE UP TO YOUR OWN STANDARDS????????????????????

  99. #99 - Gaycause says – reply to this

    Who is Ashton Kutcher? Another gay guy?

  100. #100 - Ms. Linz says – reply to this

    I'll stare…..stare long….and hard ;)

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