Don't Stare At His Package!

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Ashton Kutcher

Former model Ashton Kutcher strips down to his Calvin's in the new issue of V Man, shot by Mario Testino.

He fills out his undies quite nicely!

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:00 pm / Email this »

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Ray says – reply to this

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Re: Sam – haha: peen.
Elisa says – reply to this

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Not much of a package…I envisioned him to be bigger.
latin Nation says – reply to this

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Is that a tuck out shirt?, nice body, slamming package, to bad his personality doesnt go with it
becky says – reply to this

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Forgive me for looking, but why is Asthon's little thingy so…pointy? Is that normal?
becky says – reply to this

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…plus he has like a 2-1/2 pack stomach going on there. Gee! What in the world?!??
Avity says – reply to this

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duh… its not like he's hard or anything in his underwear… of course he's not going to have much of a package… even the when guys are soft, they can have quite a package hard. Apparently you guys haven't had much experience with seeing guys dicks…
Nate says – reply to this

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Looks like he may be a "natural" boy hense the pointy tip…interesting.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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DAMN………… HE'S PACKING. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'D DO WITH THAT
Gina says – reply to this

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Doesn't look that impressive of a package to me! A little on the small side really!
pbcrisp says – reply to this

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ummm WOW that is hot.
K says – reply to this

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What's up with his package? It looks like pointy and NOT normal. He's doing ANYTHING for publicity these days, huh?
KML says – reply to this

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Is this an ad for scientology? Sure looks like it!!
rolo says – reply to this

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looks average to me. nuttin special!!
Fifi says – reply to this

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I didn't recognize him. Thought he was an Italian model.
SAMPROCKS! says – reply to this

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omg this makes me cream! and makes me want to buy some new calvins.. screw armani
Jen says – reply to this

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Um….I think its kinda hard NOT to stare!! Holy Shiz! Who knew Ash would look so damn hott in his panties. MMMMMMM, me likey!!!!
Perez, I love u, ur so cute!
jamie says – reply to this

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YUM and oh…YUM!! lol! how can you not stare!
Jen says – reply to this

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I LIKE POINTY WEENERS!!!
YUM
YUM
YUM
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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……LOOKING CLOSELY….THAT'S NOT REAL…..AND I WOULD KNOW. I'VE HAD MORE MEN THAN YOU ALL HAVE HAD MCDONALDS
sTAR says – reply to this

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package smackage….look a that FACE ?!! What-ever….he has such a sexy face, those eyes, cheekbones, lips, hair, jaw, nose, chin//////WAHT EVER HOTTTTTT…
Yak says – reply to this

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Nice white boots. What a no-talent douche.
FOR REAL says – reply to this

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HE SO ALWAYS HAS GAY FACE
HIS MARRIAGE IS A FACADE LOL
michelle says – reply to this

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The boots kill it…
curt says – reply to this

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stuff your underwear pin dick. satisfy your ancient plastic surgery wife. even you have to admit rumor is a poster child for birth control. bruce must have been on some bad shit to make that deformed child
barbara says – reply to this

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ashtons always been the perfect model =]
Leggy says – reply to this

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Nice NADS!
bulldogi says – reply to this

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he has a sock in there. all the girls he has gone out with say he has a little wiennie
britney says – reply to this

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Britney murphy has said on the jay leno regarding her break up with ashton. I guess ashton doesn't mind age and demi doesn't mind size. She hinted his manhood was not huge.
James says – reply to this

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You can see his cock in The Butterfly Effect and it's not that big, I still want it in my ass and mouth though! He's fucking hot.
Erica Kelly says – reply to this

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Sooooooo HHHHHoooTTTT! Not to mention going for a more experienced woman…….so sexy……
Tammy says – reply to this

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Can anyone say "60 million dollar man" = he totally should play Steve Austin in a remake of the 70's show . . . .spitting image
vics says – reply to this

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no that is a blow up one like ben stiller in dodgeball! ha ha ha
hottt says – reply to this

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i ttly 4 got how fucking hot he was anyway he llooks so yummy i wanna eat him
XXX says – reply to this

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I can see his mushroom. Niiiice.
dahy says – reply to this

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oh my goodness!
he's such a BIG boy
Shaun says – reply to this

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He is wearing a prosthetic in his underware to make it look like he's bending like BECKHAM….NOT!!!
Girl From Holland says – reply to this

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Holy mother of god! Wauw. He looks pretty AMAZING.
aussieman000 says – reply to this

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Re: debbie downer much? – well it is a site about celebrity gossip…
nikki says – reply to this

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he is definitely hot.
demi is one lucky biatch
oh oh oh says – reply to this

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NOTHING BEATS A BIG BLACK COCK!
THICK AND YUMMY!
LETS COMPARE ASH. IF I WIN I'LL TURN YOU OVER AND FUCK YOU RAW!
Ne says – reply to this

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Please—- He's STUFFED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bobbyblue says – reply to this

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All underwear models have small dicks so they can where the shorts or swimming trunks without popping out….if it looks big, or even medium size it's because it's been photoshopped.
sugar tits says – reply to this

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yummy yummy, oh how i would love a piece of ashton
Miss Pink says – reply to this

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socks
gossipgrl says – reply to this

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Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heather says – reply to this

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hmmmmmm…either his undies ARE stuffed or Brittany Murphey is LOOSE…because if I can recall, she said that he was small…and if my eyes aren't deceiving me…which I JUST had an eye check-up, THAT looks huge!!! PROPS to Demi!!!
Emily says – reply to this

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mm mm good!!
Corrie says – reply to this

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He's always modeled so hard… He looks like he's gonna pop an eye ball… But anyways ya he models as hard as he makes perez.
russelle anne says – reply to this

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oh my gosh…
nikki says – reply to this

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omg…thats so hawwt!
pfft says – reply to this

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What's up with the point?
ballszz says – reply to this

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fuck demi she's like 80

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