How Low Can You Go?
Filed under: Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis reportedly tried to steal a $100K diamond encrusted from his 'friend' music producer, Scott Storch, according to new reports.
According to a source, "Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott's place and crashed on the couch. The next morning, when Scott got up, Brandon was already gone - and so was Scott's $100,000 diamond encrusted watch that had been in the same room the night before. Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, 'It's OK - I just got a new security system, so everything's on tape.'"
After learning he'd be caught, Davis "started crying hysterically and saying, 'Please don't tell anyone - I'll bring it back.' Scott felt bad for him and got his watch back like an hour later, so he didn't call the police."
WTF? Did Greasy Bear want Storch's watch to replace the $49K watch he lost at the hands of muggers? Stealing from friends is some f'ed up shizz!
When reached for comment, the only thing Storch would say is, "I heard about this. Give peace a chance."
[Image via WENN.]
Pretty low…
First?
OMG, I just read it all
second?..
thats hilarious
Retard. Why would Scott Storch hang out with Brandon Davis, anyway?
Who cares about that 2nd rate producer and his D-List friend anyway?
he's a dirtty greasy piece of ugly shit ewwww
am i first???? woohooo
He'd better not alienate the few friends he might have left remaining.
what a twat!
FIRST!!! YAY!! What a LOSER!!
SECOND
1st he's ghey!!!!
diamond encrusted what?
First
Ten to one he's been pawning all of these "lost" watches for ready cash. What a loser.
So sad… He's like the new Corey Feldman but not even talented. Family must have cut that f-in' brat off.
27th??
And he thought Lindsey was lame for only having 7 million! What a loser!! Although, he is hot and I would hit it
What a dumbass. What would make him think that he wouldn't be suspected? Especially when he ran off at the crack of dawn. I think he's on crack!
So messed up to be so handsome and have such a fucked up personality. What a shame….
go and buy your own watch.
Pretty low to steal from your so-called friend. Time to re-evaluate your life when you stoop this low.
nothing but gossip…
Isn't it fun when rich people steal from each other?
He is SUCH a DOUCHEBAG
He is a hopeless junkie. His family has nothing to do with him. They have cut him off financially. They should have taken him to court and then put him in a mental hospital until he can get over his drug use. But his family is mean and they don't care that much. They just said, "Oh, well." He will be dead at this rate. I am surprised he is still alive and can find friends. He reminds me of Robert Downey Jr.'s character in that movie, Less Than Zero. Except Brandon isn't nice. Brandon is mean and spoiled and disgusting. If he has "friends" it's bcz they rent him out like a whore. He has treated lots of people really bad when he was still getting his allowance from his family. Now all the people he shit on are taking out their knives to carve his ass up! He had the nerve to be arrogant. I think someone should do a movie about him and his brother, Gummy Bear. But it will be better if they wait until they are both dead. It won't be too long. LOL!
But he's soooo good looking. Too bad he's a shmuck!
a diamond encrusted what, you retard!
this dude is a true idiot.
WHAT A SNIVELING THIEVING LITTLE GREASY CUNT.
I HOPE THE VIDEO TAPE GETS RELEASED SOON.
do you just make this crepe up first thing early in the morning mario-perez…? he's not even in la.
The Zarif brothers (Greasy and Gummi Bear) are trash. I can't think of anything worse than a thief and a heroin user. Their 15 minutes were up a long time ago, they just haven't realized it yet.
So if this was such a private matter how did it get out to the media???
Greasy Bear…haha, that's funny.
Re: klik – ..because mario-perez just makes this stuff-up, and will someday pay the piper..!
i hate that he is such a tool because he is so f*cking beautiful. could totally have an elvis following if he had his sh^t together.
that is what a nasty drug habit will do to you.
So Elvis Greasley needed a new watch eh? Probably can't wait for the insurance settlement from the "mugging" he orchestrated and decided to mug his buddy for drug money.
Too bad to be good looking, wealthy, privileged and have everything at your fet and both brothers throw it all away. Typical story has fault in the parents and grandparents Davis too that they never instilled a sense of value,right and wrong and work ethic in these boys. Jacqueline Kennedy Onassiss had it rigth when it came down to paretning and that was JUST PARENT!!!!! Be the parent!!!!
Yo Andrian!
I don't care! I love him and just want to taste those lips!
HA HA- PUT A MATCH TO HIM
LET'S SEE A GREASE FIRE
His friend knew he took it. It may have been a test! How low can you go.
His family is rich! Damn that sux. Get a job Brandon. Like you told Lilo you
are poor you only have 7 million. What do you have on your own? Not even
enough to buy a watch. What a deadbeat!
People like him don't have any respect for other people or other people's stuff. He's an alcoholic and drug addict, so of course he's self centered. HIs parents need to cut his money off and tell him to get a job.
Is it true Brandon used to supply Mischa with drugs when they were still dating? He also reportedly treated the OC crew horribly at the time , ordering them around, etc.
He was Cut Off from his family a while ago. They like Conrad Hilton were completely embarrassed by his low class behavior. They finally had enough and said Toodleloo. In a way you have to blame the parents for creating this sorry excuse for a human being. Unlike Paris, she was able to market herself enough to make a living out of whatever it is she does. Brandon on the other hand has got nothing going for him. He will either sink or swim, and by the looks of it, he is sinking fast.
Perez you must really like Rumor Willis! Oh wait this is Greasy Bear. They both look alike its so confusing!!!
what's that you just said perez? stealing from friends is fucked up shizz? well i guess you'd be the expert, having stolen cheques from your former roommate several times. what a fucking assholish hypocrite you are!
Appears Brandon is penniless just like a clubber told the paps not too long ago.
Now Brandon will not only be banned from fashion week, but she'll be banned from hobnobing with the small click known as "the rich and famous."
Word travels fast, honey.
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A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED.
I'm not defending this low class dumpster person but, where were his parents while he was growing up? Obviously they never instilled any kind of values or work ethics or trade or prepared him at all for life. They most likely threw money at him instead of being real parents. He better try to get his act together and come to the realization that it is up to him to take care of himself despite the poor parenting he must of received.
you can tell by the way he talks and acts- the way he was brought up…too good for you, for anyone… disgusting
just curious…how do you steal a "diamond encrusted" from someone?
"How to Throw it All Away" by Brandon Davis.
Gay-Face….That's what I'm talking about. And about the watch, Rappers/Crack Dealers love bling. No Brainer.
DRUD ADDITION=BRAIN DAMAGE
I know you have heard it before, but the fact is-it's true. It's just that, in the beginning, the damage is subtle…and the brain tries to repair it's self.
Hating Brandon is like hating a disabled person. Hating anyone with addiction problems is hating someone with brain-damage. And the reason Brandon could have been such an "asshole" is because he has brain-damage.
Brandon needs a PET SCAN (any other brain scan is not as accurate)and probably medication to help his brain function and bridge the synapses he's fried–most likely with stimulants, like coke, meth, etc.
Anyone who wants to learn about this should google TLE (Temporal Lobe Epilepsy). Most people do not realize drug addicts' brain damage translates into this form of epilepsy, in varying degrees.
Not only do addicts become physically addicted–but they knock out the part of their brain that exercises restraint. Addicts cannot resist reaching for drug because they have lost the capacity to have impulse control…because they damaged this part of brain.
This is why addiction groups must reinforce and almost "reteach" the brain to resist the drug that is hurting them. But usually medication is required.
Anyway. Don't hate Brandon. Get him help. When I say he is partially retarded–I mean it literally…and he needs help. All addicts do.
Head injuries are weird. You can have a person perfectly functioning in one area and then lost in another…but I know this…Brandon needs help.
If anyone who knows him, reads this and snickers, don't. Be a good person, even if you hated him, get him help. Brain damage could happen to any one of us, in a variety of ways. You would want someone to have mercy on you–if you had a car accident and couldn't function…even if excessive drug use caused Brandon's brain damage, have mercy on him, be decent, maybe better than he was in his past "fire-crotch" cocky days. Be decent. Get him help.
And get yourself help, if you need it. The Britney, Steve-o, Lindsey's of the world show you the result of illegal drug use. And there is nothing "cool" about brain damage.
I see it every day.
cocaine makes you do crazy things
Wow! Scott Storch is too nice. It would be nice to have a friend like Scott Storch who has a big heart.
Brandon? Pathetic. He has all the resources and opportunities to pursue whatever he wants. He just doesn't want to do shit.
Shit, if I put this douche in my dog's house, he would probably steal his fucking bone.
I hope he O.D.'s.
Re: didi – you can have resources–but if you have brain damage–how the fuck can these things help you? here try an experiment: take all of your money out of your bank account and surround your self with it. Then hit yourself with a brick until you cannot think clearly. then try to get up and use your money to get help. That's Brandon. Money does not mean shit if you do not have your health. sorry, no easy answers. don't be lazy.
pitiful. so many of these rich kids never paid attention in school and have no education, no ability to think, no ability to earn money, and aren't willing to work a 40 hour/week job. they're hopeless. for him to make fun of anyone is a joke now. he's a druggie, horribly out of shape, and is desperate for cash. i predict an overdose in 5 years.
Brandon is so low-rent. What an idiot. Here is another celebretard who should just go far, far away. No talent. No personality. No redeeming qualities at all. Just go, Brandon. Now. (But on the other hand, if he keeps on the way he has been, he'll die of an overdose or a car accident, or someone will finally get totally fed up and take him out, so it's just a question of time.) Pathetic loser.
I SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL KEEP SAYING IT……AS*HOLE AND HIS BROTHER ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING LOSERS THAT WE SHOULD WIPE OFF THE FACE OF THIS EARTH….LOSER LOSERS…..LOSER…..U ARE GONNA GO DOWN SO HARD….U FAMOUS 4 HAVING A RICH DADDY….UR GOOD 4 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING…..EVEN UR LOSER EX GIRLFRIEND NEW U WERE NOTHING…PLEASE…Y COULDN'T IT B U INSTEAD OF HEATH?
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Re: Roni – You suck, get a fucking life
I think that those two (Brandon Davis and Scott Storch) have got to be the two most repulsive people on the planet.
hahahah… what a fucktard… he has problems that money cant fix..
Karma is a bitch! He's broke and penniless? Now the rich and famous that he used to rim have turned away from him. It couldn't have happened to a more vile human being (except his fat, slob borther or Paris)! I hope he drops dead. He's ugly as a pile of shit too. You people who think he's attractive need to get your eyes checked.
Was Brandon's "robbery" a fake in order to collect ins. money?
hihi.
"stealing from friends is fed up shiz" is it?
PERES STOLE CHECKBOOKS FROM HIS FRIENDS HOUSES IN MIAMI AND WROTE EM OUT FOR CASH. tell your friends.
Drug make people do fucked up things!
THAT, THAT DOUCHE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!!!
IF NOT, THIS GREASY DOUCHE SHOULD GO TO JAIL FOR STEALING!!
poor white trash
$orry about your peni$, Brandon!
Hey, Brandon. I know how rich parents can fuck-up. I grew up in Princeton, NJ and every fucking lawyer, doctor, business man/woman, old money parent was steadily beating their children, cheating, abusing drugs, behind closed doors–being total hypocrites across the board.
And you make your friends your family, but they are just as messed up from their own family shit and become, often, unreliable. money makes the day to day living "luxurious"–until you wonder what the point is. drugs become a coping mechanism for loneliness and people who lack resources have no sympathy. and i am here to tell you: FUCK THEM. AND FUCK YOUR PARENTS. Your family should have been there for you, but you are going to have to rebuild without them. Find a friend you can trust and get into rehab. then start to build the kind of family you always wanted with friends you can trust, who are not addicted to substances. find what you love, again. don't listen to people who spit on you, when you are down. it's not too late to start over. and you know better than anyone, money is only a tool, which in the wrong hands can be abusive. move forward and be the kind of person you admire. you are not alone. you will be happy, again. peace. i know i will get a lot of shit for this post. i don't care. peace to ALL those in pain.
I would love to see Storch leave a bait diamond encrusted watch for Greasy Bear to steal…One that is rigged with a little bomb that's set to explode as soon as he begins to abuse himself after another night of returning home alone after striking out with the ladies yet again!!
if there was ever a waste of flesh its this asshole. he looks like he smells of booze and cigs. your a human oil slick
What kind of a MAN steals? What a loser! What a worthless piece of trash. Hope he inherits some money soon. With no education, and shit for brains he'll need some cash or some rich freinds quick.
He wouldn't last 2 minutes in the real world, holding down a real job. I am sure alot of people laugh behind his back.
Maybe he needs to find himself a rich fire-crotch that's worth about 8 million or so, and get married.
He doesn't have money… his family cut him off! Some celeb r catching on. He useto live a charmed life growing up.
The only person I hate about as much as I hate Joe Francis. Why can't Brandon and Joe be strapped together, tightly, and be dangled from a crane over a poolfull of starving hammerhead sharks until nothing is left of them but the acrid stench of their memory in the minds of Girls Gone Wild alumna and Fire Crotches? I would pay good money to see that.
eat a bullet you spoiled waste of life. aids will get you first. seen you at hyde on sat. the way you and your fat heart attack waiting to happen brother treat women is disgusting. .die fat boy.
What a shallow, selfish mean-spirited bag of shit. He was joking about Lindsay only having 7 million and calling her a fire-crotch, last laugh is on this pathetic border-line personality. What a snob, his parents ignored him to go to socail events and he is like all the other ultra rich and "bored". Karma gets you in the end you sloppy pig. I wish he would go toprison, he would be hanging on big bubba's pocket being a bitch.
Re: curt – I heard that, he treat women like shit, he thinks he is too good for all of them, he thought his tirade against Lindsay was so funny, whos laughing now! maybe you can hit her up for a loan and stay at a "motel", get him outta here!
Is it just me or does brandon look like he could be one of Elvis' long lost kids.
And we care why? Even if Brandon Davis DID steal it, Scott Storch would not want it back - it would be all covered with slime, hair gel, sweat and Lord knows whatever else oozes from Davis' skin and hair.
He is such a greasy haired freak! He always looks like he is quietly humming a personalized version of that 80's melody 'I'm to hot for my hair, I'm to hot for fire-crotch, I'm to hot for leather, I'm to hot for my friend's watch…' He just gives you the creeeeeeeeeeeeps!!
brandon davis is cool wit scott from a while back, scott even produced that lindsay track that brandon raps or sings over, plus brandon's ex girlfriend "Caroline" lives in scotts house now, shes suppose to be the next big thing, scott is managing her shes this aneroxic paris hilton double who can sing her lungs out…its a big love triangle
What a prick!!! I wish he would just fall off the earth already!