It's St. Patrick's Day, Bitches

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Go out and get drunk!

But don't drink and drive.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:24 pm / Email this »

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Jordyn says – reply to this

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Second!
B says – reply to this

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first
Jordyn says – reply to this

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YAY, First! Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
PJs Mommy says – reply to this

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HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!!!! ASSHOLES!!!
A says – reply to this

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hahahaha
IsO says – reply to this

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meli says – reply to this

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1st Lol
FART!!!!! says – reply to this

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shamrock shizzake
LimeyLad says – reply to this

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That's why the Brits hate the irish. irish people are nothing but drunks with a very low class culture.
anya says – reply to this

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1st?
Dannyboy says – reply to this

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As if the Irish needed another excuse to get drunk.
teddyrocks says – reply to this

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hearts to drinking xxx
falsechoes says – reply to this

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1st
Lily says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
St Patricks day is silly. An excuse for irish guys tpo get drunk!
Rachelle says – reply to this

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First
alison says – reply to this

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happy st patricks day
Lily says – reply to this

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St Patricks Day is a joke!
jdizzle says – reply to this

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lets drink like the irish!
p says – reply to this

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ella says – reply to this

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sorry perez the only things in that list that we say are bolloxed, langered and paralytic. we do however say 'off his head', 'out of his tree', locked, off his face, ossified and hammered.
kate says – reply to this

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ick, green beer D:
Johanna says – reply to this

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HELLS TO THE YES!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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as they also like to say, let's have a crazy 'session' - which means get wasted lol

i leave for ireland in t-4 days…. can't wait!

p.s. today isn't actually st. patricks day.. it was on the 15th this year because it can't fall within the same week as easter… lol
ava says – reply to this

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first
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YAY!
gijendoll says – reply to this

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london says – reply to this

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im irish and pissed!!!
cog says – reply to this

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motherless?? thats a new one on me…… Mouldy definitely
Sarah says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTT
likeyoucare says – reply to this

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oh
WOOT WOOT says – reply to this

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DRINK UP!!!!!!!
fx says – reply to this

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Let's get drunk !
aifric says – reply to this

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Re: Stephanie –
you are full of shite.
ella says – reply to this

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Re: LimeyLad – why don't you come over here, and educate yourself before making pathetic comments like that. anyone as ignorant as you isn't exactly an ambassador for your supposedly 'high class' culture. you are one hell of a snob.
and to everyone who said it's an excuse to get drunk - stop makin gracist stereotypes. i'm irish and i don't even drink but there's nothing wrong with other people having a laugh and getting a bit drunk. they aren't constantly drunk every day like you ignoramuses seem to believe.
ella says – reply to this

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oh and i meant 'racist' not 'gracist' - no clue what that word is !!
Irish Gal says – reply to this

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Yay! Happy Paddy's Day everyone!!!!!!
Let's all go get polluted tonight!

Oh and LimeyLad, pog mo thóin. Is gobshite thú.
Jess says – reply to this

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Today isn't St. Patrick's Day! It was Saturday. The Catholic Church changed it for this year. Sorry kids.
sam says – reply to this

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haha
koko says – reply to this

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Re: ella –
we say paralytic and bolloxed in england too
Z says – reply to this

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too bad the Catholic Church moved St. Patty's day to this past Saturday…..
koko says – reply to this

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Re: Jess –
to me that just sounds like people should celebrate both days
koko says – reply to this

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Re: LimeyLad –
we hate the Irish?
Where I come from (newcastle area) everyone frickin loves the irish
NIKI says – reply to this

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St. Patty's day was saturday. The pope changed it.
Jim says – reply to this

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Drive fast and take chances, jerkoffs!
K says – reply to this

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whelp….I'm preggie…so….i can drink some green o'douls i guess!
ally says – reply to this

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Its hilarious that people just think Irish people r always drunk…St Patricks day is a day celebrated by the church!! Im proud to be Irish, we sure know how to have fun….by the way Perez u shud stick airlocked and begged on that list haha xxx
Erin says – reply to this

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I love you Perez!!!!! Happy St Patty's Day!!!!
Irish Gal says – reply to this

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Actually, the St Patrick's Day mass was changed to Saturday because of Eater Sunday….. all the st patricks day parades and stuff are happening today so it's still officially st patrick's day today.
Shulagh says – reply to this

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Re: LimeyLad – What a load of bollocks, we Brits dont hate the Irish and they certainly dont have a very low class culture - idiot
sugar says – reply to this

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TOP OF THE AFTERNOON TO YOU!….SOMEBODY PASS THE LUCKY CHARMS
Ania says – reply to this

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I hate people that have no clue what St Patrick's Day even is and just use it as an excuse to get wasted!
brit says – reply to this

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happy st patricks day everyone! try not get too drunk!
funky munky says – reply to this

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You forgot bathered and rotten!!

re; LimeyLad -

Are you serious??????? Ireland is known as the land of saints and scholars you ignorant fool. England is the home of racism, chavs, asbos, alcopops and has more teenage drinking than anywhere in Europe, more drink related accidents and arrests than the rest of Europe and more teenage pregnancies than any where in Erurope and you have Jeremy Kyle!! Oh yes and try reading a history book. If you weren't so obviously an unintelligent idiot I might take offence but as it is your comment is just laughable. HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!!!!!!!!
ann says – reply to this

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SAINT PATRICK'S DAY= BRIT'S OUT DAY! FUCK YOU LIMEY! SAINT PATRICK'S DAY SMACKS HARD IN THE MOUTH OF YOUR FUCKING IMPERIALIST WAY OF LIFE!

DO YOU KNOW WHY THE IRISH WEREN'T EDUCATED WHEN THEY CAME TO AMERICA? BECAUSE THE PENAL LAWS TOOK AWAY THEIR RIGHT TO EDUCATION.
The real Dublin says – reply to this

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The drunkest people I have ever seen in my life were the 20-something women who party in Dublin. Followed closely by the 20-something men. Relatively cute women, some scary not cute, but they drink until they stumble out the door into God knows what other pub. It's actually pretty embarassing. I was just there and thought it was a really bad problem.
leashpeach says – reply to this

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It is paddies day today, it was only the religious cermonies were on the 14th and today is for the usual festivities! Fyi Ella in Cork we ALWAYS say mouldy.

Have a good one sexies!!!x
mikep says – reply to this

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update with the dui guy
suzie says – reply to this

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Re: ella –
We do say all them. Well I do.
I think we can make any word mean drunk to be honest.
Dublin says – reply to this

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from that list the most used ones would be bolloxed (every second word from our mouths) fluthered, gee-eyed, paralytic and twisted. some people say pissed, like rubber, legless, oua the game r in a jocker cant think of more right now
alex says – reply to this

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hey i m britsh and i dont hate the irish and they aint low cultured! yahh someone get me my lucky charms, i dont really celebrate st patricks day but time for me to pull some blokes hopefully i ll have the luck of the irsh! i'll agree with brit try not to get too drunk! never know what might happen! my friend got drunk on her hen night and ended up from being in KENT from CENTRAL LONDON! poor her!
britchick says – reply to this

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BUT THEN AGAIN THE AMERICANS THINK ALL THE ENGLISH WEAR BOWLER HATS AND THAT THERE IS FOG IN LONDON ALL YEAR, SO THIS ASSUMPTION ABOUT THE IRISH BEING DRUNK ALL THE TIME IS JUST ANOTHER WAY TO SHOW US HOW THICK YOU ALL ARE…..
PIGEZ IS RIGHT says – reply to this

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DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! THAT ONE EXTRA DRINK MAY CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
boban says – reply to this

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Ireland has a great scholastic tradition. We used to be known as "the island of Saints and Scholars". The oldest known manuscripts in Europe were produced by Irish monks. Our economic miracle of the last 15 years has been fuelled by a knowledge-based economy. So shut it !
Catherine says – reply to this

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Theres also fucked , hammered , poluted , steaming and many many more but too drunk to write them, Woo Eire!!
suzie says – reply to this

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Re: LimeyLad –

You are quite obviously an ignorant prick.
As far as I'm aware the Brits like the Irish.
When I say brits I mean Scots and Welsh.
It's because we all have one thing in common.
And that it the hatred of the English.
So buck up and read a book will you.
Never know you might learn something.
martinique says – reply to this

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waz hood wit hpe everybody have a guud st.patricks day
megan says – reply to this

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st. patrick's was actually on saturday..the roman catholic church moved it since it conflicted with holy monday…….howeverrrrrrr i still think it's a good day for it
mega aka Miss Shamrock says – reply to this

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Already there, Perezzers, already there. As an American with 100% Irish blood (Grand parents & Great Grandparent from Ireland) I want to wish you all Happy St. Patrick's Day! And I took the time from my partying to check this blog and my stocks to let you know this. Thank you
lil'k says – reply to this

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Bolloxed isn't to do with drinking I don't think. Anyway, the words you left out are 'pissed' or even 'legless'.
SP says – reply to this

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Re: LimeyLad – you're an idiot, the Brits love the Irish why else do they have one of the biggest St Patrick's day festivals? Go and stick something up your arse and rotate on it …
mise says – reply to this

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Re: Jess –
today IS St.Patirck's day….only in the church is was changed to the 15th (as in ceremonies and church stuff) but today the 17th is still the official state holiday of our patron saint…
SP says – reply to this

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Re: Jess – It is Paddy's day today only the mass day changed, the parade was on in Dublin today as its a bank holiday in Ireland, parade was on yesterday in London and the fabulous Roisin Murphy performed in Trafalgar Square … mabye stick that up your arse Limey Lad
kate says – reply to this

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its not saint patricks day. saturday was. the pope changed it this year (to march 15h)….look that up! seeing as though holy week is this week, the pope and irish bishop didnt want to associate holy week with drinking..
funky munky says – reply to this

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SO LIMEYLAD, YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAY NOW!!!!!!!
Aoife says – reply to this

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To Jess and Stephanie, do your homework girls today IS St Patricks day. March 17th always was and always will be Paddys day
ella says – reply to this

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Re: suzie – true - i guess it depends where in the country you are, where i'm from we don't say half of them but likewise, other parts of the country might not say what we say for drunk. had to laugh at you saying we can make any word mean drunk - totally true - in fact have you noticed how we see to be able to make any word mean anything we like?! like most of the lads i know can use any nouns they like and make it mean 'boobs'. and limeylad says we're not cultured
glad to see most of the brits on here showing that limeylad is an exception, and they are not all ignorant like him.
elaine - ireland says – reply to this

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rotten is another one!!!!
full…
or "as full as a bingo bus"
Cher says – reply to this

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Happy Green Day
its me says – reply to this

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Happy St. Patricks Day all the way from the Emerald Isle!

have a good one everyone!
elaine says – reply to this

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locked!!
lora says – reply to this

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An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto a
wee blade 'o grass and not fall off the face of the earth!
I.R.A. worst than Al Queda says – reply to this

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Even the Irish hate the Irish that's why the brits are still in northern ireland to keep you drunks from blowing each other up!!! The irish are nothing but alcoholic terrorists, potatoe eating scumbags!!!! If not for the British, you drunks would have perished long ago!
Tom says – reply to this

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GOD! I'm so sick and tired of "Irish Americans" getting ass-wasted on St. Patrick's Day… did everyone forget that today is representing the Irish turning Christian? Is that really a call for drinking green beer (which Irish people don't actually drink) and getting wasted? Get some class people.
na says – reply to this

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nice leprechaun graphic. racism is always fun. where were the people in black face on MLK day?
The Queen says – reply to this

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Any excuse for an Irish person to get drunk and vomit all over decent people.
CRUMLIN MASSIVE says – reply to this

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Alreeeeeeeeet LimeyLad;

What the fuck is the story with you? Just because youre from poxy england doesn't mean you need to slag Ireland. You're just raging cause our island has way better craic… and not only on paddys day. we get love all over the world and everyone hates imperialists. You're a toss pot wank stain and probably have a head on ya like a bag of mickeys
IrishGirl says – reply to this

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Can all you American idiots stop saying PATTY's Day it's PADDY's DAY assholes!!
Becks says – reply to this

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out of that list i've only ever used bolloxed and paralytic!! its all about hammered, shitfaced, off your tits and pissed.
nice leprechaun though, we really are all ginger dwarves with buckles on our hats.

Happy St. Patricks day!!
(Mad session at mine tonight!!)
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Daveirl says – reply to this

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Re: IrishGirl – HAHA i second that idiots it's paddy's day
Radburn says – reply to this

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Don't forget to add mortalled and monged to the list.
Im off to the pub now…to celebrate in the good old fashioned Irish way.
Gill says – reply to this

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I'm Irish and pleasantly sober today, in fact all of my friends are just chilling out enjoying the day off work…we don't all get fucked (another word for drunk)…in fact Ireland has one of the best education systems in Europe and we attract huge mulitnationals from all over the world as we have very high living standards and a highly educated work force !! People need to stop being so ignorant and stereotypical…we built New York and Boston-some of the best cities in the world! We're friendly and happy, yes our reputation is that of being silly and drunk…but more than ever over the last ten years we have changed completely, in fact many Europeans compare us to Wealthly money driven Americans now who live to work and not work to live- something that might not be a good thing…
raquel says – reply to this

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u 4got pissed n hammered! i was both last nite durty crack hoe!
Gill says – reply to this

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that was wealthy not wealthly
mega aka Miss Shamrock says – reply to this

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Re: Tom – I'm so classy - I only drink Guinness, Black & Tans & Jameson's -no Green Beer allowed and I don't know anyone who actaully drinks that crap. But I've seen plenty of green jello shots consumed today (now THAT'S Klassy!) BTW, St. Patrick's Day isn't just for the saint getting the Celtic Druids to turn Christian - it has become a Holiday to celebrate the idea of being Irish and for the many many Irish-Americans like myself and my family to connect, and yes, get wasted. And yes, lots of hook ups happen today. It's a great day to party, regardless of where you come from. Long Live the Irish!
Labhaoise.... says – reply to this

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Hey there …. happy Saint Paddys Day

Its been a good one so far over here……in Eire
Perez i haven't even heard of many of those slang for being drunk before

gee-eyed, langered, twisted and bolloxed are the only ones i hear people using … then again my grandad does say fluthered alot!?!?!

id mostly say… out of his tree, shitfaced, hammered, out of it, fucked

Hope ur day was as good as mine
enia123 says – reply to this

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irish people dnt use those slangs for getting drunk! i duno where u got dem bt da irish dnt use dem nd also they are nt constantly drnk as some people hav posted in der coments (i no dis cos i'm irish) also its nt da brits dat hate us as in da welsh nd scottish bt da english dat hav a problem wit us! plz gt ur fcts right!
Gill says – reply to this

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Re: I.R.A. worst than Al Queda –

What you had to say about Ireland is just charming…some people have far too much hate in them
Labhaoise says – reply to this

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Re: LimeyLad – i@ve never met any Brit that didn't like the irish….. i dont kno what the fuck your problem is… jealous or something yeah? Low class culture..haha good one…. bet ur a fuckin chav and all!!
The Irish have more of a reason for hating the british… but i aint gona through any of that shit in your face you arrogant racist cunt
carson says – reply to this

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Just a heads up everyone. St Patty's Day was moved to saturday by the catholic church cause it conflicted with holly monday!

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