It's St. Patrick's Day, Bitches

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Go out and get drunk!

But don't drink and drive.

    Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:24 pm / Email this  »

    251 comments to “It's St. Patrick's Day, Bitches”

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    1. kt says – reply to this


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      Re: am66
      I could not agree more, som Americans think England is all la di daa and big houses covered in Ivy and all the girls love prince harry. Its a disgusting councile house filled chav pram pushing industrial dull land of crap. So unclean, unhealthy, rundown and horrible. I lived there for a while for Uni, and I came home early because it was so horrible and their education system over there is DURT! I felt like I was in a class of babies. It was THAT bad… urgh. Ireland is just sweet. Beautiful place, safe place, and just clean. Excellent education, we have a better education than most brits by the time we are out of primary school it seems. Also British TV is the biggest load of shit. And the accents are horrible. I dunno, the more I think about it the more I smile that I'm not English.

    2. up the déise says – reply to this


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      Re: I.R.A. worst than Al Queda
      are you actually for real with that comment? i find that comment to be based in complete ignorance of the situation in the north. you're talking through your arse. as for the english doing us a favour? are you having a laugh? do you actually know anything about the history between ireland and england?

    3. Podge says – reply to this


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      you idoiots the day wasn't changed -_-' they wanted to change it but never did!

    4. ddd says – reply to this


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      Re: Ms E

      "When British girls go on vacation they leave their panties at the airport?"

      LOLLLLLLLLLL It's even funnier because it's TRUE.(im not Irish)

    5. Cailín says – reply to this


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      WE also say "pissed". In fact most of those above no Irish person uses them. Me and my friends did not have a drunken day yesterday. Everyone I know tends to avoid the city centre and the pubs because they are just full of anoying tourists. And just because you have Irish relatives/ heritage does not mean that you are Irish. WE GET REALLY PISSED OFF!!

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      I'm sorry, but caricaturing Irish people as drunkards is horrifically racist. I think Perez should apologise to the Irish people, as this is totally unacceptable.

    7. Kristin says – reply to this


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      God bless the Irish.

    8. Sexy Irish Babe says – reply to this


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      Re: Lily – You are clearly underage and no fun. Everyone loves an Irish girl, but nobody loves your lame ass.

    9. Sexy Irish Babe says – reply to this


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      Re: LimeyLad – You are an absolute idiot. Pick up a history book once.

    10. Eire go Brea! says – reply to this


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      Re: I.R.A. worst than Al Queda
      Why don't you give me your name and address and I'll come terrorise you just for being so unbelievably retarded! If you think you're so smart walk onto O' Connell Street in Dublin and say that!. But make sure you tell me first I want front row seats to see you get beaten to a pulp! Although I'll probably join in.

    11. Jen says – reply to this


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      213! Haha. Why am I excited about that?

    12. franny says – reply to this


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      Re: LimeyLad – "with a very low class culture"??? this comes from the nation that has brought us Kerry Katona, get a life Limey lad, you BNP ignorant inbred knob.

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      Re: CRUMLIN MASSIVE – go on ya legend

    14. juno says – reply to this


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      here are some langers, ossified, ratarsed, in the rats, in the horrors(waterford sayin), the gazoolies in the mouldies, shteamboats, loaded, in the wrecks , shit faced, flutered, full as an egg, etc

    15. kim says – reply to this


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      first

    16. Against Racism says – reply to this


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      Re: C – Agreed.

    17. shea says – reply to this


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      Re: LimeyLad – YOU TIT! You have no idea what your on about! The Irish dont like the english not the other way round!

    18. Izabel-Dominique says – reply to this


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      italianos do it bettter

    19. Cailin Deas says – reply to this


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      Dia Daoibh? Cad 'ta ag tharla anseo?
      Beanneachtai La fheile Phadraig Gach duine!

    20. Sharon says – reply to this


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      Re: I.R.A. worst than Al Queda

      How hilariously incorrect.
      I live in Northern Ireland and as an 18 year old I go out and enjoy getting drunk like anyone else and yet I have 4 A Levels, whereas you probably work in Tescos and scam off the dole. You call Irish people 'potato eating scumbags', well son, you should do your homework, because the potato originated in China and was a staple food in England before it was exported to Ireland during the English plantation of the 17th century.

      Anyway, to conclude, my family are British but nobody holds the disgusting, sectarian views which you express. I am truly ashamed that my ancestors shared the same landmass as you. Maybe you should consider the consequences to the next generation before you spread your disease of intolerance any further down your hateful bloodline.

    21. Caitlín says – reply to this


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      Re: LimeyLad – You are extremely small minded. To generalise an entire people and culture on a rediculous stereotype. I think you sir, will find a higher percentage of underage binge drinkers on english streets. As for low class culture, Yeats, Joyce, Wilde. Catch a fucking grip. slan.

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      Re: C – Wrote off!!

    23. annmarie says – reply to this


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      who the fuck do u think u r talking bout the irish like that….. u must know fuck all about the irish……. go back 2 school ya dumb twat

    24. katie *** says – reply to this


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      Re: LimeyLad – what a fukin wanker no the irish hate the brits cus they killed and murdered thousands of catholics during the trobules ….remember how they used leave families without fathers… u pric the english are assholes , as usual they start shit in other countries i.e. ireland , iraq. once again people lose their lives because of them….

      low class culture wat r you talkin about……
      what do the english do get alsolutely pissed on a weekly basis, people like you revolt me, you know nothing

      people like you make me so fukin proud that I am IRISH
      happy st patricks day!!!
      its amazin to be irish !!!!!
      we hav personalities and manners unike certain people;)

      cead meile failte

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      add these t the list we say
      hammered
      steamin
      pissed
      shite faced
      fuked
      a state
      legless
      on the floor

      p.s. we are not that big of drinkers , we only drink on the days that end in Y

      xx

      ;)

    26. katie *** says – reply to this


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      p.s.

      i meant no offence to n e other british people, but when i read that comment from that limeylad i near died, i was so pissed off , so n e thing bad was solely directed at him. cant believe some1 can be that narrow minded , espically when they havent lived in Belfast all their lives and lived through the irish culture , like my self, and i have to say I LV BEING IRISH, its amzin:D
      ohh and we r not always drunk, we jus enjoy r selfs;)

      p.s. i had an amazin st padraic's day

    27. Cristina mmm says – reply to this


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      Re: LimeyLad – low class culture?? wtf?? ur obviously are the tipical shithead who thinks the world revolves around the U.S. Wtf would you know about irish people u moron!

    28. Cristina mmm says – reply to this


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      Re: Irish Gal – hahaha love it!!! it'll take that eejit forever to find out what that means hahahahahahaha!!!

    29. princessena88 says – reply to this


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      ossiffied….another word for drunk…also.hammered.com!!..we like that one

    30. Feefee says – reply to this


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      Im irish Living in Britain and All the universities are full of irish people cause the brits arent smart enough to get in. Ireland is one of the richest countries in the world, so if that what comes of being drunk all the time maybe you guys should all try it!

    31. Cristina mmm says – reply to this


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      Re: I.R.A. worst than Al Queda – what drugs are you on????????

    32. jencon says – reply to this


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      ENGLAND GET THE FUCK OUT OF IRELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    33. Ur mother says – reply to this


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      paddy's day was the 17th stephanie u knob. its always 17th. learn something about ireland before u get here dumbass.

    34. Perez the censorer says – reply to this


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      Italians smell like old pizza you fat fuck. Irish rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    35. Cristina mmm says – reply to this


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      Re: allie – go fuck urself! the irish dont like u!

    36. Leah says – reply to this


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      Re: I.R.A. worst than Al Queda
      WOW I have never heard a bigger load of crap in my whole life! Is there something seriously wrong with you? It amazes me how people can actually be so ignorant? You would bring shame to any nation. I'm British and I'm totally ashamed to note that someone of your mental capacity is trying to represent my country. Idiot!! I really don't want to comment on how utterly shambolic that statement was, you did that yourself you f*cking tosspot! Happy St Patrick's Day everyone

    37. Liz says – reply to this


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      You know underneath every holiday and it's history - it's always just an excuse to get loaded. St.Paddy's much more because everyone thinks the Irish are a bunch o' drunken fighters.. but let's not get all hostile here and put a damper on the occasion. Do with it what you will, I'll drink a few pints o' Guinness and you can enjoy your green beer, who are we hurting? It's called let's just enjoy it, not be moronic hypocrates (do a little research if you decide you simply HAVE to insult the culture, etc.) and grow the fuck up :)
      HAPPY ST.PADDY'S DAY TO ALL

    38. graffiti 773 says – reply to this


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      PEREZ IFLU (:
      happy late st. patty's day!

    39. Emer says – reply to this


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      The most common ones are: Locked e.g 'Jasus i was bleedin locked'
      Hammered e.g 'I'm tellin you now,I was hammered!'
      An also: Off your tits e.g 'I swear ta god I was off my tits'

      Hope everyone had a good day.I for one was off my face!

    40. Riley says – reply to this


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      Re: LimeyLad – No it's the Irish that hate the english dumbass

    41. Gavin Dalton says – reply to this


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      Re: jencon
      As an educated Irish person, from County Dublin in Ireland, I am genuinely disgusted by the various "oirish" people posting here in this thread. Its because of people like you that the negative stereotype of Irish people exists. Thanks for proving the rest of the world's point.

    42. Rebecca says – reply to this


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      Lá Fhéile Pádraig Shona Duit Perez!!!!!!!
      come to Ireland!
      Is gra liom tusa!!
      slan go foill!!:)

    43. jencon says – reply to this


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      Re: Gavin Dalton
      when u have relatives dyin because they r catholic livin in belfast get back to me.

      ENGLAND GET OUT OF IRELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    44. jencon says – reply to this


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      Re: Gavin Dalton – N WAT NEG. STEREOTYPE R U TALKING ABOUT??
      this isnt a stereotype its FACT!!

    45. Claire says – reply to this


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      Wow. This is amazing, that such a small simple thing like this can fuel an entire england/Ireland debate………Guys let sleeping dogs lie!!!
      Next thing you know some egiit will write CELTIC FC 1888 lol!

    46. jencon says – reply to this


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      true.
      peace to all

    47. melinda says – reply to this


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      Re: funky munky

      These problems are some of my reasons for emigrating to another country from the UK. I am sick and tired of the chavs and lack of policing.

    48. Kazelxcz says – reply to this


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    49. saoirse says – reply to this


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      This is hilarious, anybody who has lived both in Ireland and abroad will know that drunken lunatics are to be found in societies worldwide. It is not a distinctly Irish thing. This stereotype actually arises in part from the civil unrest and depressions in Ireland, largely and undeniably contributed to by the English (also in my own opinion from the weather)during which drink was used to drown your sorrows….(you may say this is just an excuse but anyone who has seen angelas ashes might disagree) but without such a grey history, the 'Irish' culture, pride and the, now questionable, generousity of the people would never have developed. As societies move forward all you can do is learn from the past and move on to develop as a nation, how come there are always a few ignorant 'irish' people who wish to turn back time and live in 1921?
      Oh and to add a few words: wrecked, off my face, langerated, polluted….

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      Re: LimeyLad
      Before i would comment i would get my facts straight. I have never met ANYONE who dislikes the Irish. Infact, any Brits i've met that are even the slightest bit Irish, are very proud. Your just jealous because England is one of the most hated countries in the world, simply because of the lack of respect you have and the pure IGNORANCE!! Also, it is worth a mention that England has never done well in the Eurovision simply because it is such a hated country lol. So before you comment GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!!

    51. listen up so u can bitch about abouth the truth says – reply to this


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      ok…im doin irish history for GCSE…..1) the british came to ireland bcos they thought we were uncivilised and barbaric…ooh the irony since they killed many poeple and evicted them from their land……
      2)the famine–the irish went to america……
      3)fast forward to the 1900s—-b4 ww1 a home rule bill was to be passed in westminster to give ireland a parliament…….
      4)ww1 happened and the bill was prosponed………
      5)the political parties tht were against home rule brought in weapons as they were prepared to fight for the continuation of british rule…..
      6)parties- especially in the south- also brought in weapons and were prepared to fight for home rule…..
      7) civil war happened…..
      8)1921- home rule was passed for 26 of the southern counties of ireland while the 6 north-east counties became northern ireland and stayed limked with britain….
      9) fast forward -1960s/70s….catholics were being dnied rights so the fought back and an illegal group called the IRA formed(they DID NOT represent all catholics in the north)….
      10) opposition groups like the UVF and UDA(protestant groups) formed….
      11)then the trouble happened….
      12)british troops felt the need to come over and try to create peace….
      13)fast forward to the 2000s…..the IRA decomissioned…the Good Friday Agreement was being set up and still is to date as we all move forwardto a peaceful place…..THE END!

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