A Little Less Horsey
Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker > Photoshop Awardz

Sarah Jessica Parker looks stunning in these highly Photoshopped pictures for the new Sex & The City movie.
Mimi's retoucher does wonders!
Posted: March 18, 2008 at 9:13 am
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A Little Less HorseyFiled under: Sarah Jessica Parker > Photoshop Awardz
Sarah Jessica Parker looks stunning in these highly Photoshopped pictures for the new Sex & The City movie. Mimi's retoucher does wonders! Posted: March 18, 2008 at 9:13 am
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hey, she's always stunning. perhpas more so as carrie bradshaw, but both of them are fabulous nonetheless.
2nd?
Can't wait for the movie!
She looks great!!!!
first luvvv this biatch >>>>
SJP! LOVES her!
still looking horsey to me.
first
i don't think she's really an ugly person. she has a very cute personality and is very nice and grounded. i like her, go make fun of Rumer!
I love Sex and the city,not really a Sarah Jessica Parker fan .Why do they insist on leaving the other girls out???????
Cool pics, 1st? Perez, did you hear the Anthony Minghella died?!
She is getting more horsey with age but thats part of her beauty.
She has a face like someone's foot.
Haha! Granny gone plastic
fab
I'm not a fan of the first one.
I think it sucks that all of the promo posters feature just her. The show is about ALL four women. I know it's not SJP's fault, though.
i do not like this woman,
at all.
dont knw why
HAHA! She ALWAYS looks horsey, no photoshopper in the world can hide that!
I'm not saying she's ugly, just very,very, very long-faced.
Your kidding that she looks good? She has always and continues to look like a 'tranny'. As a matter of fact the second picture makes her look like someone who is getting ready to have their dick removed for the final completion.
Uglier than my anus after a taco bell beating.
the second picture is stunning… the first one she looks like a dead drag queen bride. ugh.
That first pic makes her look reeeeally horsey.
i love sjp she looks amazing always. always a big ugly, getting old yes, still love it.
Umm she looks hideous as always!
Really?? id through her into a trifecta.
that dress is f***ing hideous! the bust is waaaaayyyyyy too big for her frame..
dunno if anyone else noticed that..
she rocks tho..
She is butt ugly and always has been.
why do her boobs looks absolutely gigantic in the 1st pic??
why doesn't she get that mole thing chopped off of her chin already
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a little less horsey?
who the fuck are you kidding????
U.G.L.Y, she ain't got no aliby!
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I'll still see the movie
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maybe
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a little less horsey?
who the fuck are you kidding????
U.G.L.Y, she ain't got no aliby!
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I'll still see the movie
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maybe
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a little less horsey?
who the fuck are you kidding????
U.G.L.Y, she ain't got no aliby!
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I'll still see the movie
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maybe
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a little less horsey?
who the fuck are you kidding????
U.G.L.Y, she ain't got no aliby!
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I'll still see the movie
.
maybe
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a little less horsey?
who the fuck are you kidding????
U.G.L.Y, she ain't got no aliby!
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I'll still see the movie
.
maybe
..
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a little less horsey?
who the fuck are you kidding????
U.G.L.Y, she ain't got no aliby!
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I'll still see the movie
.
maybe
.
Stunning?? She looks skanky. With all the money that she has, at least she could colour her hair and take a bath. She always looks dirty.
The other 3 ladies of the show are stunning…SJP is ugly.
GOD…even WITH the photoshopping, she's still f'n butt ugly!! Yuck! What a hagatha ..she looks like a friggen witch. LOL
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I can't wait for the next "SATC" movie I hear those four old whores will be walking the track up on Hunt's Point in the Bronx
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selling their coochies for $20
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I can't wait for the next "SATC" movie I hear those four old whores will be walking the track up on Hunt's Point in the Bronx
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selling their coochies for $20
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I can't wait for the next "SATC" movie I hear those four old whores will be walking the track up on Hunt's Point in the Bronx
.
selling their coochies for $20
.
..
.
.
I can't wait for the next "SATC" movie I hear those four old whores will be walking the track up on Hunt's Point in the Bronx
.
selling their coochies for $20
.
..
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I can't wait for the next "SATC" movie I hear those four old whores will be walking the track up on Hunt's Point in the Bronx
.
selling their coochies for $20
.
.
UGHH WITH THIS ONE ALREADY PEZIE!!
SHE IS OVERAAAAAAAAAAATED. THE WINONA RYDER DU JOUR.
PLEASE
I just want to know when she's going to get that thing taken off her face. Cindy Crawford can work a mole. SJP? No so much . . .
Her face and boobs in the 1.st pic are NOT good retouch work!
You know, I always saw Sarah as this normal. looking girl who became this stunning bombshell through the miracles of make-up and hair stylists. She looks really good in those pics you've presented and I have to give her some credit for it.
LESS horsey?
I think she looks more like a horse than ever in these photos. I think she's done amazingly well - what other actress do you know that isn't attractive? There aren't many, she's done so well…..what is her secret do you think? Ruthless ambition? Insane jealousy? I'm sure she's a lovely lady.
ARE YOU KIDDING SHE LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER ON THE TV THAN SHE DOES IN THESE PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURES! SHE LOOKS ALOT MORE HORSEY IN THESE PICS! SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND THESE PICS DON'T DO HER ANY JUSTICE!
She is pure fabulous. In all the interviews she's given she sounds like a lovely person and I respect that she keeps her son out of the limelight. We should all hope to look that good at any age!
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i hate carrie bradshaw
like soooooo many single girls over 30 in NYC
she's
insecure
bitchy
ugly
materialistic
shallow
unhappy
righteous
judgemental
crabby
fake
dumb
talentless
idiotic
shameless
retarded
uninspiring
whorish
desperate
unsatisfied
temperamental
misguided
delusional
misinformed
etc.
etc.
etc.
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i hate carrie bradshaw
like soooooo many single girls over 30 in NYC
she's
insecure
bitchy
ugly
materialistic
shallow
unhappy
righteous
judgemental
crabby
fake
dumb
talentless
idiotic
shameless
retarded
uninspiring
whorish
desperate
unsatisfied
temperamental
misguided
delusional
misinformed
etc.
etc.
etc.
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.
i hate carrie bradshaw
like soooooo many single girls over 30 in NYC
she's
insecure
bitchy
ugly
materialistic
shallow
unhappy
righteous
judgemental
crabby
fake
dumb
talentless
idiotic
shameless
retarded
uninspiring
whorish
desperate
unsatisfied
temperamental
misguided
delusional
misinformed
etc.
etc.
etc.
.
.
According to retoucher (who would much prefer being called a graphic designer I'm sure) Sarah wouldn't let anything be finalized until she had much larger cleavage….
stunning? still looks like a fucking horse to me
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wow… i love her but her face looks BuStEd in the wedding dress!!!
her face on the 1st one looks horrible :/ the 2nd one is good tho
her and madonna should do a remake of "To Wong Foo…"
Damn this rabbi is an ugly beast. This is what happens when Jews control the media. Who else could sell this ugly man as some beacon of style and beauty to the dumb-downed masses..UGH!
Here's a scoop for you all on the new SATC movie.
Mr. Big?
Dead.
That's the phone call Carrie gets in the church and drops the phone.
Remember his heart condition?
Kills him on the night before the big day.
Boo. Hoo.
You are welcome.
She is more "maniston" than Jenn.
Love Her !
um. she doesn't really look photoshopped to me, except for the fact that her boobs in the 1st pic look like they're a size D.
I love her, and she's a freakin' fashion genius! Check out my fashion blog!
http://theperfectred.net
as carrie would say " fabulous!"
The top pick looks VERY HORSEY!!
Even with good lighting,
a good make-up artist,
a good wardrobe,
and good photoshop!
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Good thing these aren't close up shots either…
Good thing she has brains and a good personality…
This woman has GOT TO stop having pictures taken! She has become uglier and uglier, and uglier every time I see her. Somebody has GOT to guide her with that hair–does she need bangs? A Katie Holmes hairdo? MY WORD, SOMEBODY HELP HER!! When a "signature" anything has gone bad, GET RID OF IT!!! SOLAVAYA!!!!!
She has the same bone structure as Rocky Dennis.
you should get a retoucher for our sakes.
Re: Bee – if this is true?- your are a cunt
Why go out of your way to ruin a movie surprise for everyone?
KARMA, babe, WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT
That is the hex I put on you.
In reality- She complains that the shoe she wore on the show permanently damaged her feet. She only wears flats, now, while continuing to push this painful fashion for all other women?
All the pap-photos of her in NY show her in flip-flops or UGGS…
Notice that she is sitting for the shot with the big heals?
… but I'm still a big fan! Love you, Sarah Jessica!
She is beautiful , I love her , cant wait to se the movie.
She is so god-damned hideous on the inside– that the outside is just catching up! Fuck her and her lemon party movie!!!
i think she looks like a witch, but i'm a big sitc fan
i hate it when u mention photoshopped!!!! who cares the ads work!!! they are still more beautiful than us!!1 jajajajaj very true
She has great style but I find her terribly annoying. I think all the other SATC girls are WAY better than her.
no one talks about sjp like that!
This Woman is just HIDEOUS! I am not sure how anyone can find her attractive! Please stop going on and on about how great these pictures are! Stop drinking the Kool-Aid people!
OKAY ITS ONE THING TO BE IN MOVIES AND TV, BUT ITS ANOTHER TO TRY AND GLAM HER HORSE FACE ALL UP TO TRY AND PASS HER OFF AS SOME GORGEOUS MOFO. SHE'S FUCKING UGLY AND THE ONLY REASON SHE HAS MADE IT IN SHOWBIZ IS BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING JEWISH. ITS FUNNY HOW IN THIS COUNTRY LESS THAN 2% OF THE PPL HERE CALL THEMSELVES JEWS, BUT THEY'RE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. IS THAT ALL THERE GOOD FOR? OKAY ITS ONE THING TO BE IN MOVIES AND TV, BUT ITS ANOTHER TO TRY AND GLAM HER HORSE FACE ALL UP TO TRY AND PASS HER OFF AS SOME GORGEOUS MOFO. SHE'S FUCKING UGLY AND THE ONLY REASON SHE HAS MADE IT IN SHOWBIZ IS BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING JEWISH. ITS FUNNY HOW IN THIS COUNTRY LESS THAN 2% OF THE PPL HERE CALL THEMSELVES JEWS, BUT THEY'RE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. IS THAT ALL THERE GOOD FOR?
Her face looks distorted and aweful in the first pic.
SJP is beautiful and admired by many.
What's wrong with horsey? There's a market for horsey (Duchess Camila, "Lipstick Jungle's" Kim Raver, Cate Blanchett).
She looks okay - but more importantly…
Why do you always have to hate on Mimi???? Even after Ryan Seacrest & Mariah called you out on it yesterday and you pussied out on the radio you're still doing it! What a phony. Freakin' get over it already! Love you
Those pics are not retouched at all. In fact, she looks pretty natural and pretty bad.
I can't stand SJP! She is very UNattractive.
If the retoucher is so good, why can we still see her face???
FIRST OF ALL THEY REALLY DID A NUMBER ON HER BOOBS , THEY MUST OF PUT HER HEAD ON PAMELA ANDERSONS BODY, BECAUSE I DON'T RECALL SEEING HER ON SITC WITH BIG ONES. WHY AREN'T THE OTHER GIRLS IN THE PICTURE, THEY MADE THE SHOW JUST AS MUCH AS SARAH DID. I DO NOT RECALL THE SHOW BEING CALLED SARAH IN THE CITY.
i know you probably don't read this yourself because you're too busy taping horrendous shows and self-promoting… but i think it's pretty shitty that you seem to just constantly cut down the way celebrities look… yeah they're famous but that that doesn't give you the right to critique their physical appearances especially when you aren't in a peek physical condition yourself
She is FABULOUS!!!!!!! NO ONE does it like SJP!!!!! CAN'T wait for movie
Sarah rocks….love her and looking forward to the movie!
Can't wait for the SATC movie!!!! x x x
Good lord….the last pic, the angle of that shot makes her foot look huge! Maybe she has big feet, I don't know but it loks ginormous there.
you leave her alone! she's BEAUUUUTIFUL!
Why does she always have to look like she needs a colour??! WTF! The woman never has finished looking hair and as much as I enjoyed the S&TC series it certainly wasn't because of her. Plus, after seeing several pictures of her in her offscreen wardrobe I'm starting to realize that that tacky wardrobe she wore on camera might not have all been someone else's brain fart of an idea??? ~eek~
really do love the show. But honestly they skin an animal for every episode. Hopefully its all fake. But honestly I can't stand all these ugly girls who wear carcus.
When in life does anyone learn that skinning an innocent animal okay? Someone really needs to tell the costume designer and BEYONCE TROLLS for that matter.
I CANT WAIT FOR THE SEX AND THE CITY MOVIEEEEE!
SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS!
she is and will always be any girls IDOL! she lives life to the fullest, accepts her flaws and still falls in love. BACK OFF! DONT FUCK WITH SJP! She is our Hero! Biatch!
I want those curtains!
LEAVE HER ALONE YOU BASTARDS!!!
#1 Stunning? What the fuck drugs are you on? Maxim or somebody called it right when they named her Most UN-sexy woman alive!
only a desparate phag could marry such a beast.
She looks like a corpse bride in the top picture! Never been a fan of ol' Foot Face!
Bitch please, she is always stunning.
Won't somebody PLEASE make this TROLL go away!
She has a face like someone's foot! Hilarious and Bonestructure like Rocky Dennis…omg that made me laugh really loud on the inside. She reminds me of "Not a fucking drag queen" remember that tranny from Better than Chocolate? hahaha good stuff.
WTF are you talking about? She still looks like a horse. This bitch is FUGLY!
She looks fugly and nasty in these pictures. I was reminded of Frankenstein with the first shot. She does not look great at all.
I dont understand why everyone is hating on Sarah jessica parker.. ok, she might not be the most beautiful woman in the world, but she definitely is fashionable and beautiful in her own way..
why do you think it's photoshopped, she looks the same as she always does. why do you pick at everything? are you depressed? will you be in rehab soon?
stop being so jealous of EVERYONE, it's not a good quality.
Yeah, leave her alone. I feel so bad for her 'most unattractive female' no way! I am sure she turns heads wherever she goes, she's lovely. I'll show you unattractive females, 2 big fat miserable snoring lesbians that live above me. So cool it.
SHE ALWAYS WILL HAVE A BUTTER FACE. Always. She IS and will always be UGLY. Hellooo!? That's why the truth always comes out. She and tori spelling and gina davis and ugly jenna elfman GROSS. UGLY UGLY WOMEN