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A Little Less Horsey

Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker > Photoshop Awardz

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Sarah Jessica Parker looks stunning in these highly Photoshopped pictures for the new Sex & The City movie.

Mimi's retoucher does wonders!



100 comments to “A Little Less Horsey”

  1. courtney says – reply to this


    1

    hey, she's always stunning. perhpas more so as carrie bradshaw, but both of them are fabulous nonetheless.

  2. anya says – reply to this


    2

    2nd?

  3. lg says – reply to this


    3

    Can't wait for the movie!

  4. Alicia says – reply to this


    4

    She looks great!!!!

  5. lladydy says – reply to this


    5

    first luvvv this biatch >>>>

  6. crutty says – reply to this


    6

    SJP! LOVES her!

  7. ivone says – reply to this


    7

    still looking horsey to me.

  8. poopoo says – reply to this


    8

    first

  9. ashles says – reply to this


    9

    i don't think she's really an ugly person. she has a very cute personality and is very nice and grounded. i like her, go make fun of Rumer!

  10. Toya says – reply to this


    10

    I love Sex and the city,not really a Sarah Jessica Parker fan .Why do they insist on leaving the other girls out???????

  11. Charlotte says – reply to this


    11

    Cool pics, 1st? Perez, did you hear the Anthony Minghella died?!

  12. parismn says – reply to this


    12

    She is getting more horsey with age but thats part of her beauty.

  13. SJPNONFAN says – reply to this


    13

    She has a face like someone's foot.

  14. Liam Brady says – reply to this


    14

    Haha! Granny gone plastic

  15. ail says – reply to this


    15

    fab

  16. Subie says – reply to this


    16

    I'm not a fan of the first one.

  17. cloe says – reply to this


    17

    I think it sucks that all of the promo posters feature just her. The show is about ALL four women. I know it's not SJP's fault, though.

  18. lizz says – reply to this


    18

    i do not like this woman,
    at all.
    dont knw why

  19. Miriam says – reply to this


    19

    HAHA! She ALWAYS looks horsey, no photoshopper in the world can hide that!
    I'm not saying she's ugly, just very,very, very long-faced.

  20. Shark says – reply to this


    20

    Your kidding that she looks good? She has always and continues to look like a 'tranny'. As a matter of fact the second picture makes her look like someone who is getting ready to have their dick removed for the final completion.
    Uglier than my anus after a taco bell beating.

  21. auds says – reply to this


    21

    the second picture is stunning… the first one she looks like a dead drag queen bride. ugh.

  22. Belle says – reply to this


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    That first pic makes her look reeeeally horsey.

  23. samantha says – reply to this


    23

    i love sjp she looks amazing always. always a big ugly, getting old yes, still love it.

  24. deborah says – reply to this


    24

    Umm she looks hideous as always!

  25. G.O.D. says – reply to this


    25

    Really?? id through her into a trifecta.

  26. tambo says – reply to this


    26

    that dress is f***ing hideous! the bust is waaaaayyyyyy too big for her frame..
    dunno if anyone else noticed that..
    she rocks tho..

  27. Gross says – reply to this


    27

    She is butt ugly and always has been.

  28. astrid says – reply to this


    28

    why do her boobs looks absolutely gigantic in the 1st pic??

  29. g says – reply to this


    29

    why doesn't she get that mole thing chopped off of her chin already

  30. wE tHe PeOpLe says – reply to this


    30

    .
    .
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    a little less horsey?

    who the fuck are you kidding????

    U.G.L.Y, she ain't got no aliby!
    .
    I'll still see the movie
    .
    maybe
    .
    .
    .
    .
    a little less horsey?

    who the fuck are you kidding????

    U.G.L.Y, she ain't got no aliby!
    .
    I'll still see the movie
    .
    maybe
    ..
    .
    .
    a little less horsey?

    who the fuck are you kidding????

    U.G.L.Y, she ain't got no aliby!
    .
    I'll still see the movie
    .
    maybe
    ..
    .
    .
    a little less horsey?

    who the fuck are you kidding????

    U.G.L.Y, she ain't got no aliby!
    .
    I'll still see the movie
    .
    maybe
    ..
    .
    .
    a little less horsey?

    who the fuck are you kidding????

    U.G.L.Y, she ain't got no aliby!
    .
    I'll still see the movie
    .
    maybe
    ..
    .
    .
    a little less horsey?

    who the fuck are you kidding????

    U.G.L.Y, she ain't got no aliby!
    .
    I'll still see the movie
    .
    maybe
    .

  31. Brenda says – reply to this


    31

    Stunning?? She looks skanky. With all the money that she has, at least she could colour her hair and take a bath. She always looks dirty.
    The other 3 ladies of the show are stunning…SJP is ugly.

  32. Cari says – reply to this


    32

    GOD…even WITH the photoshopping, she's still f'n butt ugly!! Yuck! What a hagatha ..she looks like a friggen witch. LOL

  33. wE tHe PeOpLe says – reply to this


    33

    .
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    I can't wait for the next "SATC" movie I hear those four old whores will be walking the track up on Hunt's Point in the Bronx
    .
    selling their coochies for $20
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    I can't wait for the next "SATC" movie I hear those four old whores will be walking the track up on Hunt's Point in the Bronx
    .
    selling their coochies for $20
    .
    ..
    .
    .
    I can't wait for the next "SATC" movie I hear those four old whores will be walking the track up on Hunt's Point in the Bronx
    .
    selling their coochies for $20
    .
    ..
    .
    .
    I can't wait for the next "SATC" movie I hear those four old whores will be walking the track up on Hunt's Point in the Bronx
    .
    selling their coochies for $20
    .
    ..
    .
    .
    I can't wait for the next "SATC" movie I hear those four old whores will be walking the track up on Hunt's Point in the Bronx
    .
    selling their coochies for $20
    .
    .

  34. VOXIE says – reply to this


    34

    UGHH WITH THIS ONE ALREADY PEZIE!!

    SHE IS OVERAAAAAAAAAAATED. THE WINONA RYDER DU JOUR.
    PLEASE

  35. Mandy Jean says – reply to this


    35

    I just want to know when she's going to get that thing taken off her face. Cindy Crawford can work a mole. SJP? No so much . . .

  36. ******************** says – reply to this


    36

    Her face and boobs in the 1.st pic are NOT good retouch work!

  37. Sinda says – reply to this


    37

    You know, I always saw Sarah as this normal. looking girl who became this stunning bombshell through the miracles of make-up and hair stylists. She looks really good in those pics you've presented and I have to give her some credit for it.

  38. KRKRKR says – reply to this


    38

    LESS horsey?

    I think she looks more like a horse than ever in these photos. I think she's done amazingly well - what other actress do you know that isn't attractive? There aren't many, she's done so well…..what is her secret do you think? Ruthless ambition? Insane jealousy? I'm sure she's a lovely lady.

  39. Tina says – reply to this


    39

    ARE YOU KIDDING SHE LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER ON THE TV THAN SHE DOES IN THESE PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURES! SHE LOOKS ALOT MORE HORSEY IN THESE PICS! SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND THESE PICS DON'T DO HER ANY JUSTICE!

  40. Lucie says – reply to this


    40

    She is pure fabulous. In all the interviews she's given she sounds like a lovely person and I respect that she keeps her son out of the limelight. We should all hope to look that good at any age!

  41. wE tHe PeOpLe says – reply to this


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    .
    .
    .
    i hate carrie bradshaw
    like soooooo many single girls over 30 in NYC
    she's

    insecure
    bitchy
    ugly
    materialistic
    shallow
    unhappy
    righteous
    judgemental
    crabby
    fake
    dumb
    talentless
    idiotic
    shameless
    retarded
    uninspiring
    whorish
    desperate
    unsatisfied
    temperamental
    misguided
    delusional
    misinformed
    etc.
    etc.
    etc.
    ..
    .
    .
    i hate carrie bradshaw
    like soooooo many single girls over 30 in NYC
    she's

    insecure
    bitchy
    ugly
    materialistic
    shallow
    unhappy
    righteous
    judgemental
    crabby
    fake
    dumb
    talentless
    idiotic
    shameless
    retarded
    uninspiring
    whorish
    desperate
    unsatisfied
    temperamental
    misguided
    delusional
    misinformed
    etc.
    etc.
    etc.
    .
    .

    .
    .
    .
    i hate carrie bradshaw
    like soooooo many single girls over 30 in NYC
    she's

    insecure
    bitchy
    ugly
    materialistic
    shallow
    unhappy
    righteous
    judgemental
    crabby
    fake
    dumb
    talentless
    idiotic
    shameless
    retarded
    uninspiring
    whorish
    desperate
    unsatisfied
    temperamental
    misguided
    delusional
    misinformed
    etc.
    etc.
    etc.
    .
    .

  42. Claire says – reply to this


    42

    According to retoucher (who would much prefer being called a graphic designer I'm sure) Sarah wouldn't let anything be finalized until she had much larger cleavage….

  43. anon says – reply to this


    43

    stunning? still looks like a fucking horse to me

  44. HAG HAG HAG says – reply to this


    44

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  45. steffi says – reply to this


    45

    wow… i love her but her face looks BuStEd in the wedding dress!!!

  46. KD says – reply to this


    46

    her face on the 1st one looks horrible :/ the 2nd one is good tho :)

  47. david says – reply to this


    47

    her and madonna should do a remake of "To Wong Foo…"

  48. JUNIOR says – reply to this


    48

    Damn this rabbi is an ugly beast. This is what happens when Jews control the media. Who else could sell this ugly man as some beacon of style and beauty to the dumb-downed masses..UGH!

  49. Bee says – reply to this


    49

    Here's a scoop for you all on the new SATC movie.

    Mr. Big?

    Dead.

    That's the phone call Carrie gets in the church and drops the phone.

    Remember his heart condition?

    Kills him on the night before the big day.

    Boo. Hoo.

    You are welcome.

  50. 310 says – reply to this


    50

    She is more "maniston" than Jenn.

  51. Rodney Ruppert says – reply to this


    51

    Love Her !

  52. amber says – reply to this


    52

    um. she doesn't really look photoshopped to me, except for the fact that her boobs in the 1st pic look like they're a size D.

  53. PJH says – reply to this


    53

    I love her, and she's a freakin' fashion genius! Check out my fashion blog!

    http://theperfectred.net

  54. mikaela says – reply to this


    54

    as carrie would say " fabulous!"

  55. HEE HAW!! says – reply to this


    55

    The top pick looks VERY HORSEY!!
    Even with good lighting,
    a good make-up artist,
    a good wardrobe,
    and good photoshop!
    ~
    Good thing these aren't close up shots either…
    Good thing she has brains and a good personality…

  56. becky says – reply to this


    56

    This woman has GOT TO stop having pictures taken! She has become uglier and uglier, and uglier every time I see her. Somebody has GOT to guide her with that hair–does she need bangs? A Katie Holmes hairdo? MY WORD, SOMEBODY HELP HER!! When a "signature" anything has gone bad, GET RID OF IT!!! SOLAVAYA!!!!!

  57. MrHyde says – reply to this


    57

    She has the same bone structure as Rocky Dennis.

  58. Anonymous says – reply to this


    58

    you should get a retoucher for our sakes.

  59. voodoo queen says – reply to this


    59

    Re: Bee – if this is true?- your are a cunt
    Why go out of your way to ruin a movie surprise for everyone?
    KARMA, babe, WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT
    That is the hex I put on you.

  60. hypocrite says – reply to this


    60

    In reality- She complains that the shoe she wore on the show permanently damaged her feet. She only wears flats, now, while continuing to push this painful fashion for all other women?
    All the pap-photos of her in NY show her in flip-flops or UGGS…
    Notice that she is sitting for the shot with the big heals?

  61. Stunning is a stretch ... says – reply to this


    61

    … but I'm still a big fan! Love you, Sarah Jessica!

  62. Ed says – reply to this


    62

    She is beautiful , I love her , cant wait to se the movie.

  63. Please!!! Are we supposed to forget that she looks like hag-shit in real life??? says – reply to this


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    She is so god-damned hideous on the inside– that the outside is just catching up! Fuck her and her lemon party movie!!!

  64. j says – reply to this


    64

    i think she looks like a witch, but i'm a big sitc fan

  65. DUlce says – reply to this


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    i hate it when u mention photoshopped!!!! who cares the ads work!!! they are still more beautiful than us!!1 jajajajaj very true

  66. marlene says – reply to this


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    She has great style but I find her terribly annoying. I think all the other SATC girls are WAY better than her.

  67. jack says – reply to this


    67

    no one talks about sjp like that!

  68. OhioGirl says – reply to this


    68

    This Woman is just HIDEOUS! I am not sure how anyone can find her attractive! Please stop going on and on about how great these pictures are! Stop drinking the Kool-Aid people!

  69. WONDER TWIN says – reply to this


    69

    OKAY ITS ONE THING TO BE IN MOVIES AND TV, BUT ITS ANOTHER TO TRY AND GLAM HER HORSE FACE ALL UP TO TRY AND PASS HER OFF AS SOME GORGEOUS MOFO. SHE'S FUCKING UGLY AND THE ONLY REASON SHE HAS MADE IT IN SHOWBIZ IS BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING JEWISH. ITS FUNNY HOW IN THIS COUNTRY LESS THAN 2% OF THE PPL HERE CALL THEMSELVES JEWS, BUT THEY'RE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. IS THAT ALL THERE GOOD FOR? OKAY ITS ONE THING TO BE IN MOVIES AND TV, BUT ITS ANOTHER TO TRY AND GLAM HER HORSE FACE ALL UP TO TRY AND PASS HER OFF AS SOME GORGEOUS MOFO. SHE'S FUCKING UGLY AND THE ONLY REASON SHE HAS MADE IT IN SHOWBIZ IS BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING JEWISH. ITS FUNNY HOW IN THIS COUNTRY LESS THAN 2% OF THE PPL HERE CALL THEMSELVES JEWS, BUT THEY'RE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. IS THAT ALL THERE GOOD FOR?

  70. LisaL says – reply to this


    70

    Her face looks distorted and aweful in the first pic.

  71. caroaber says – reply to this


    71

    SJP is beautiful and admired by many.

    What's wrong with horsey? There's a market for horsey (Duchess Camila, "Lipstick Jungle's" Kim Raver, Cate Blanchett).

  72. beesjake says – reply to this


    72

    She looks okay - but more importantly…
    Why do you always have to hate on Mimi???? Even after Ryan Seacrest & Mariah called you out on it yesterday and you pussied out on the radio you're still doing it! What a phony. Freakin' get over it already! Love you :)

  73. gabe says – reply to this


    73

    Those pics are not retouched at all. In fact, she looks pretty natural and pretty bad.

  74. Stephanie says – reply to this


    74

    I can't stand SJP! She is very UNattractive.

  75. Duke Steele says – reply to this


    75

    If the retoucher is so good, why can we still see her face???

  76. MANDY says – reply to this


    76

    FIRST OF ALL THEY REALLY DID A NUMBER ON HER BOOBS , THEY MUST OF PUT HER HEAD ON PAMELA ANDERSONS BODY, BECAUSE I DON'T RECALL SEEING HER ON SITC WITH BIG ONES. WHY AREN'T THE OTHER GIRLS IN THE PICTURE, THEY MADE THE SHOW JUST AS MUCH AS SARAH DID. I DO NOT RECALL THE SHOW BEING CALLED SARAH IN THE CITY.

  77. annoyed says – reply to this


    77

    i know you probably don't read this yourself because you're too busy taping horrendous shows and self-promoting… but i think it's pretty shitty that you seem to just constantly cut down the way celebrities look… yeah they're famous but that that doesn't give you the right to critique their physical appearances especially when you aren't in a peek physical condition yourself

  78. Kat says – reply to this


    78

    She is FABULOUS!!!!!!! NO ONE does it like SJP!!!!! CAN'T wait for movie

  79. Daryl says – reply to this


    79

    Sarah rocks….love her and looking forward to the movie!

  80. Eddy says – reply to this


    80

    Can't wait for the SATC movie!!!! x x x

  81. Kelly says – reply to this


    81

    Good lord….the last pic, the angle of that shot makes her foot look huge! Maybe she has big feet, I don't know but it loks ginormous there.

  82. amanda says – reply to this


    82

    you leave her alone! she's BEAUUUUTIFUL!

  83. Squishy says – reply to this


    83

    Why does she always have to look like she needs a colour??! WTF! The woman never has finished looking hair and as much as I enjoyed the S&TC series it certainly wasn't because of her. Plus, after seeing several pictures of her in her offscreen wardrobe I'm starting to realize that that tacky wardrobe she wore on camera might not have all been someone else's brain fart of an idea??? ~eek~

  84. heather says – reply to this


    84

    really do love the show. But honestly they skin an animal for every episode. Hopefully its all fake. But honestly I can't stand all these ugly girls who wear carcus.

    When in life does anyone learn that skinning an innocent animal okay? Someone really needs to tell the costume designer and BEYONCE TROLLS for that matter.

  85. Maria says – reply to this


    85

    I CANT WAIT FOR THE SEX AND THE CITY MOVIEEEEE!
    SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS!

  86. amy says – reply to this


    86

    she is and will always be any girls IDOL! she lives life to the fullest, accepts her flaws and still falls in love. BACK OFF! DONT FUCK WITH SJP! She is our Hero! Biatch!

  87. Catherine says – reply to this


    87

    I want those curtains!

  88. dog food says – reply to this


    88

    LEAVE HER ALONE YOU BASTARDS!!!

  89. Maggie says – reply to this


    89

    #1 Stunning? What the fuck drugs are you on? Maxim or somebody called it right when they named her Most UN-sexy woman alive!

  90. horseface says – reply to this


    90

    only a desparate phag could marry such a beast.

  91. Queen Douche II says – reply to this


    91

    She looks like a corpse bride in the top picture! Never been a fan of ol' Foot Face!

  92. paisley says – reply to this


    92

    Bitch please, she is always stunning.

  93. neighhhhhhhhh says – reply to this


    93

    Won't somebody PLEASE make this TROLL go away!

  94. mmm says – reply to this


    94

    She has a face like someone's foot! Hilarious and Bonestructure like Rocky Dennis…omg that made me laugh really loud on the inside. She reminds me of "Not a fucking drag queen" remember that tranny from Better than Chocolate? hahaha good stuff.

  95. Michelle says – reply to this


    95

    WTF are you talking about? She still looks like a horse. This bitch is FUGLY!

  96. TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this


    96

    She looks fugly and nasty in these pictures. I was reminded of Frankenstein with the first shot. She does not look great at all.

  97. Michaela says – reply to this


    97

    I dont understand why everyone is hating on Sarah jessica parker.. ok, she might not be the most beautiful woman in the world, but she definitely is fashionable and beautiful in her own way..

  98. because says – reply to this


    98

    why do you think it's photoshopped, she looks the same as she always does. why do you pick at everything? are you depressed? will you be in rehab soon?
    stop being so jealous of EVERYONE, it's not a good quality.

  99. lsmith says – reply to this


    99

    Yeah, leave her alone. I feel so bad for her 'most unattractive female' no way! I am sure she turns heads wherever she goes, she's lovely. I'll show you unattractive females, 2 big fat miserable snoring lesbians that live above me. So cool it.

  100. HAHA says – reply to this


    100

    SHE ALWAYS WILL HAVE A BUTTER FACE. Always. She IS and will always be UGLY. Hellooo!? That's why the truth always comes out. She and tori spelling and gina davis and ugly jenna elfman GROSS. UGLY UGLY WOMEN