Heather Gets Dissed By The Judge!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Legal Matters > Heather Mills > Paul McCartney

The battle royale of celeb divorces is ovah, and despite Heather Mills' appeal to keep the judge from releasing court reports…the details are now out!

Here's some of the juicy HIGHlights:

- The judge called Mucca "'inaccurate, inconsistent and less than candid." That's no surprise!

- Mucca claimed that she resurrected Sir Paul McCartney's career cause she gave him the light and confidence to go on. Yeah yeah yeah.

- Mucca also requested $1 million for vacations. WTF? Who does she think she is?

- Mucca supposedly bugged conversations between Sir Paul and his daughter, fashion designer daughter Stella. So is that how the press got hold of the purportedly shitty things Stella Macca said about Mucca? Heather is so shady!

No wonder Mills wanted to keep things under wraps!

[Image via Mavrix.]

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:10 pm / Email this »

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89 comments to “Heather Gets Dissed By The Judge!”

asdf says – reply to this

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aslkf
vagina. says – reply to this

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second.
second says – reply to this

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SECOND!
Nikki says – reply to this

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She's no different than a street hooker. Getting paid for sex. Greedy skank!!
mili says – reply to this

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she's a loser
Thirst says – reply to this

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LOL!
mary says – reply to this

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shes so annoying
Alicia says – reply to this

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Vile bitch
Emma worcester uk says – reply to this

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15th
I agree perez - 1 million for holidays wtf hahah
Lol in OZ says – reply to this

10

FIRST!
stephanie says – reply to this

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she looks like a man.
OBAMA IS OVER says – reply to this

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OBAMA IS OVER
Emma worcester uk says – reply to this

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11 th

Heather doesnt deserve anything apart from the jug of water she threw on pauls lawyer aha
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ says – reply to this

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Unfortunately, this probably won't be the last we see or hear from her.
Next, she'll probably write a book.
melissa says – reply to this

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what the hell
Mundo says – reply to this

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YOU GUY'S ARE FUCKING LAME!
Allison says – reply to this

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hahahaha….not first, what a fucker
Jules Bagooles says – reply to this

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This creature is unbelievable. She needs to be admitted to a psychiatric unit at a local hospital.
Skank says – reply to this

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Wow what a freakin cow!Bugging conversations between Stella and Paul?Uhmm.Wow thats an all new level of low.Seriously.Milking Paul for more money.Get over yourself and go get a real freakin Job.Seriously.Most of us will never get to see 50 million dollars in our lifetime and thats when we're out working our ass off to earn a living.All you had to do is marry a beatle and doop him over.Man….Be happy with what you got…You one upped and got over on Sir Paul.Be happy and go on about your business you slithering snake.
catmom says – reply to this

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i don't understand why he hooked up with her in the first place — so not pretty. so skanky. not like he has probs with the chicks.
heather says – reply to this

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This woman is scandelous and should be publically stoned in the streets for being so full of herself…
Sugarpopgirl and Friends says – reply to this

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PPPEEERRREEEZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS THIS "I HATE SARAH MARSHALL" ALL ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I REALLY DONT GET IT!!!
EVERYOTHER BILLBOARD I SEE SAYS EITHER "I HATE SARAH MARSHALL" OR "MY MOM NEVER LIKED YOU SARAH MARSHALL." I REALLY DONT GET IT!! PLEASE POST SOMETHING ABOUT IT PEREZ!!
George Bush, asshole of the millenium says – reply to this

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Please don't move to America. We don't want you, bitch.
ugh says – reply to this

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WHAT A GREEDY SKANK!
Skank says – reply to this

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Oh and why doesn't Paul's Lawyer sue her ass for pouring water on her.Thats considered assult last I heard.Bitch!Would serve her right for all the shady greedy shit she's caused.
ashley says – reply to this

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am i the only one that wants to grab her leg and beat her to death? what a money-grubbing whore.
Darice says – reply to this

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Why is she so mean and nasty?
hookers hookers hookers says – reply to this

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well, she had to sleep with the old man so she deserves something. he probably has gray pubes. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

dumping water on his lawyer was awesomely diva-ish! loves it!
Nick says – reply to this

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I hate this fucking mooching cunt face
JAY says – reply to this

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PEREZ U ARE THE BIGGEST TWO-FACED PERSON I KNOW, EVERYONE WANT'S TO PUT OFF ON HEATHER MILL'S WHEN IN FACT IT WAS REVENGEFUL PAUL WHO WAS NOT WILLING TO OFFER HER A EQUITABLE SETTLEMENT, I AGREE SHE DID NOT DESERVE OVER 50 MILLION,
Rise says – reply to this

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Ya know what? My (sorta) boyfriend was going on about Paul McCartney the other day…he has NEVER mentioned his ex! HAH!
Rise says – reply to this

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BTW, I thought that relevent because of her claiming she resurrected his career…
Loady Smurf says – reply to this

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Mmmmm, cunty….
Loady Smurf says – reply to this

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Re: JAY – Fuck off Jay….Is 'Jay' short for Va-Jay-Jay? Stick a cucumber in it, fruit loop!
golddigga says – reply to this

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'She ain't nothin but a gole diggaaaaa… She ain't messin with no broke n*aaaaaas…'
hate stupid old men says – reply to this

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Um what about the dumb shit old man who married for "love" - bull shit. He married someone for looks, she married for money - they both got what they wanted.
VOXIE says – reply to this

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A VILE Troll
yes says – reply to this

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yes, dimestore hooker, makes me sick, listen to the press conference after the settlement if you wanna projectile vomit.
rich git says – reply to this

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Macca is a legend… Mucca is a leg end
J says – reply to this

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The idea that a songwriter as prolific as Paul McCartney would need help from a degenerate, one-legged whore is ridiculous.
trisha says – reply to this

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I can't stand her. $50 million was too much for this bitch.
I am me! says – reply to this

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I'm sure her next stop will be the "reality" show circuit. VH1 are you reading this?
Grace E. says – reply to this

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Appeal. Marriage is law.
cambel says – reply to this

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Re: JAY –
Jay, you said "PEREZ U ARE THE BIGGEST TWO-FACED PERSON I KNOW, EVERYONE WANT'S TO PUT OFF ON HEATHER MILL'S WHEN IN FACT IT WAS REVENGEFUL PAUL WHO WAS NOT WILLING TO OFFER HER A EQUITABLE SETTLEMENT, "

You are an idiot. Why does she deserve anything? She was poor when she married him, she didn't help him earn anything while they were married so please explain to me why somebody like that deserves anything other than a few years living expense? (Child support is a different matter)
Vicki in Canada says – reply to this

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Well, while I still think Sir Paul got exactly what he asked for (no pre-nup - really!!!!) it's very telling about Heather's character or shall I say, lack thereof that she would go so far as to dump water on the poor woman's head. I have to give the lawyer props - I would have punched that bitch squarely in the face! Let's hope this is it - and remember that old saying….what goes around comes around…
Cab305 says – reply to this

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SUPER-DUPER-ONE-LEGGED-CUNTILITIOUS, whore got only a percentage of what she wanted.
Servers her right, now she can shove her peg up her arse.
prettybaby76 says – reply to this

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I HATE THAT FUCKING BIATCH!!!! IT is women like her that make all of woman kind look like a bunch of ice cold, gold digging, whoresluts. She makes me embarrased to be a woman, if you want money girls, go out and work your ass off and get all the education you can!!! You can't possibly respect yourself and no one (no matter how much they pretend) is going to respect you if you go out and get it the way she did!!! Fucking whore
KateM says – reply to this

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Heather, take you and your fucking leg and fuck off to another country, no one here in england likes you, you are a fuckin dog now take your millions and go hang yourself with it you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this bitch makes me SO MAD says – reply to this

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I HATE THIS WOMAN SHE'S A PIECE OF SHIT WORSE THAN DIARRHEA.
EZ says – reply to this

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gold digging bitch.
heather is ugly says – reply to this

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Re: hate stupid old men –

what looks heather, is an ugly woman she has a head like a horse, he married for love thats why the dumbass didnt get her to sign a prenup
Sandra from Canada says – reply to this

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HEY PAUL…………….DON'T BE THINKIN' WITH THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!
kitty says – reply to this

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oh god…..nobody has seen the last of mucca…….she's just getting started…..
kitty says – reply to this

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skank's right….how the fuck do you get away with pouring water over a lawyers head in a courtroom…….she should have been arrested for assault…..
heather is ugly says – reply to this

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Re: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ –

for sure, she will milk every cent she can out of this. TV interviews, magazine articles, a book and the sad thing is most people will buy it just to see what the nasty bitch has to say putting more money in the cows pocket
Carl says – reply to this

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Oh my God, she is an absolute monster. Poor Sir Paul didn't deserve this hell. He tried to make up for the loss of his first wife, Linda, and ended up stepping in a big pile of Mucca shit.
crong says – reply to this

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FUCKIN SLUT CUNT!!!!!!!! someone shoot the bitch and put her out of her fuckin misery…
HOOKERS AGAINST HEATHER says – reply to this

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Re: Nikki –
She's no different than a street hooker. Getting paid for sex. Greedy skank!!

THATS A BIT LOW COMPARING STREET HOOKERS TO HER, THEY AINT THAT F**KEN NASTY
pumpkin says – reply to this

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I have a feeling there are two sides to this story. I bet you Paul's family were mean and hell to her and Paul got real mean also. That woman is real pissed off about something, otherwise she wouldn't be acting so outraged in public
lar says – reply to this

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My favorite interview is the one where she says:
:
She was "RICHER and BETTER OFF before marrying Mccartney
and
it was a STEP DOWN to agree to marry him
and
it was a big sacrifice she was willing to make."

I think this is what the judge is picking up on.
Kimberly says – reply to this

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She is such a witch.
pollyanna says – reply to this

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I beg to differ with #4. A street hooker works for a living for whatever reason, Heather does not. So please do not insult the the street hookers.
david says – reply to this

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what a disgusting, low class whore.
emily says – reply to this

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That greedy skank…I feel really bad for Sir Paul for not seeing this golddigger for who she really is and hooked up with her. Glad the judge made up the right mind with a justful decision. And she had the guts to claim she "resurrected" the music legend's career? Uhhh…
Butterfly says – reply to this

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Resurrected my ass!!!!!!!!!!! SHE ONCE WAS A WHORE!!!!!!!! A whore of the 80's probably haven't got such power to resurrect his career long before she was born!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's fucking ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QueenOfTrashin' says – reply to this

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I thought the English weather was supposed to be good for the skin.
Saucy Jack says – reply to this

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The judge also said that her tax returns have shown little to no charitable donations whatsoever, she also spends tens of thousands of pounds on flowers and wine, and any money set aside for charity goes on flights.

There is so little redeemable about this woman that we know of.
Danielle says – reply to this

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VACATIONS????
PAY FOR YOUR OWN VACATIONS PEG LEG!!!!!!!!
Diva* says – reply to this

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LOL from the day they met I knew it would not turn out well… she just has something about her that just doesn't sit well… you know that gold diggerish aura….
deedee says – reply to this

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I saw Heather on TV saying she was going to utilize some of the money for her charity efforts?
What the f?
Isn't the money to be used for her child and care of the child? She needs a publicist.
Her charity work sure is good bait for the rich and bored to enter her web. I wonder who will be her next victim. I wonder if she reads the obits to find vulnerable grieving widowers.
kelsey says – reply to this

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What the hell?! 1 million for vacations. The judge must have had a good laugh over that. I wish I had like $2000 for vacations. How naive.
Colorado Hick says – reply to this

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Glad to see that the judge agreed with releasing the details of the divorce. Now we see what a little fucking cunt she really is & how all of her claims about her charitable contributions are bullshit. She makes Yoko Ono look like the best Beatles wife ever & it makes me gag just to type that. The only reason she wants to come here is she knows if she stays in England someone may try to kill her worthless ass !
dfdfdf says – reply to this

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hey asshole. PRENUPS ARE NOT LEGALLY BINDING in England!!!So it wouldn't have made any difference.
FUCK THE LEGLESS HOE says – reply to this

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FUCK THIS LEGLESS GOLD DIGGIN SAcK OF SHIT. I WISH I WOULD SEE HER ON THE STREET SO I CAN GRAB HER FAKE LEGG AND SHOVE IT UP HER ASS. I HATE THIS BITCH. WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? I HOPE HER OTHER LEG GETS CHOPPED OFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Liam (australia) says – reply to this

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i feel "Sir Paul McCartney" should've looked for scars around her gentle area prior-to-marrying this manly faced figure!
danielle. says – reply to this

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she's dumb.
she should just be thankful for what she got and leave everyone alone.
she's a greedy hookker.
love you perez.
Stephie pooh says – reply to this

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She is not a hooker, cause hookers tell you the price up front. She is just a dirty, greedy one legged skanky bitch.
Grace E. says – reply to this

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So now this is it. No more stories or tales?
Reannon says – reply to this

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Don't you find her looking alot like ET's "Cojo"??
Lee says – reply to this

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She's a F'n Ugly Bitch - give her No More publicity Pleez Perez
steveo says – reply to this

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Gold-Digger is re-dundant!!
Vicki says – reply to this

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What did Heather do wrog? She married Paul McCartney who can be a real pig. I mean they have a child together, she is the mother of his child. How would you feel if you mother was treated this way by your father? He has billions, $50 mil is small change to this guy, he should be more respectful to his ex wife and mother of his little girl. I think its disgusting that you are all bagging this women when you know nothing of what she is been through. Its like mass hysteria, like its ok to be mean to Heather Mills cause everyone hates her……..c'mon give her a break, she's been to hell and back.
Imasweetass says – reply to this

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What's up with that ugly twisted mouth of hers? Doesn't she have enough money to fix that? And that forehead? And the pock marked skin? What's up with the blank staring eyes I see in every picture of her? She is truly disgusting and I wish America would just let her go away! I don't want to see her knarled face anymore!
Snickers says – reply to this

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Gawd, what a horse faced- skank! I love that nickname - Mucca - did the Brit tabloids come up with that??? She totally took advantage of a man in deep mourning.
k weezy says – reply to this

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THAT GOLD DIGGING BITCH I HOPE SHE CHOKES ON HER OWN BIG ASS DICK
jjkjd says – reply to this

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she is such a bitch/gold digger
Isabelle Cooley says – reply to this

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The woman has not a shread of dignity. And no interest in consequences. She represents herself in a British Court against the Royal Families legal advocate without the relevant paper work or the facts straight`!!! This is what she gets: the money, the fame, the notoriety…and us all writing about her. Actually, Ms Mills represents a great deal about GREED of our times and that we are all sick of it.
Tinaaaaaa says – reply to this

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Pretty sure she wound up 'earning' $1,500 an hour for every hour she and Sir Paul McCartney were married.
Tinaaaaa says – reply to this

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She earned like $1,500 for every hour her and Sir Paul were married.

He shoulda just jumped a hooker.
Less baggage, and cheaper.

I'm so sick of her, someone make her go away?