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Mills To Be The One To Judge

Filed under: TV News > Heather Mills

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It seems Heather Mills will take whatever excuse she can get to leave London and come to the States.

Mills, who was a contestant on Dancing with the Stars (which everyone pretty much just watched to see if her leg would fly off), is set to be back on American television.

Extra is reporting that Mills has been selected to be a judge for the upcoming Miss USA Pageant.

The pageant will take place this year in Las Vegas on April 11th.

Not sure who booked Mills thinking it would attract more viewers, but just knowing she's going to be on will probably make people NOT want to watch.

Let's hope Heather doesn't gamble away her fresh $50 million in Vegas….or let's hope she DOES!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]



152 comments to “Mills To Be The One To Judge”

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  1. Rick den haag says – reply to this


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    BITCH!!!!

  2. me says – reply to this


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    bleh on heather..

  3. amber says – reply to this


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    1st

  4. DRRE GUAM says – reply to this


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    I'M FIRST!

  5. Maria says – reply to this


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    She a frigging gold digger. In five years shell be pimpping out little beatrice for mo money. I HATE here. She is the worst beatle-wife-female ever. Moron!!

  6. Vince says – reply to this


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    what a pig . I love the Beatles and I hate her.

  7. Icegirl says – reply to this


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    What a joke, she judging a beauty contest!!!!

  8. melissa says – reply to this


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    I think she's a money grubbin whore!!!!

  9. Heather is a TRAMP says – reply to this


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    America hates Heather! What are they thinking to hire this WITCH???????

  10. Rachel says – reply to this


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    Gold Digger

  11. Hyde says – reply to this


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    Noooooooooo, keep her out! We have enough skanks!

  12. melissa says – reply to this


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    Oh, and didn't pay for her prosthetic legs? I guess he paid for her fake BOOBS too

  13. Judy says – reply to this


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    My God, will this SKANK EVER GO AWAY????????
    We DON'T want you in the US, either!

  14. Jennisyn says – reply to this


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    Heather is one wiley hooker. I love how she doesn't think 50 mill is enough. You know she will never remarry. Run men, run!

  15. vaness says – reply to this


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    I am not interested in fame, I just want to go away and look after my daughter, I do not seek publicity, Yeah, Yeah , Yeah

  16. A POX ON HER HOUSE says – reply to this


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    GOLDDIGGING CUNT! She got what she set out to get. I'll bet she wanted to fuck Sir Paul out of his money the first time she met him, and that's what she did.

    Imagine, no one in America wants the bitch, and there are still people here who like Bush. What a cunt… Her, not him. He's an asshole. Hopefully they'll spit on her when she hits American soil. Bitch.

  17. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Why is she being allowed to come to the U.S.? Heather Mills should be shipped on the crazy train to Bitchville…

  18. Babs says – reply to this


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    I can't believe that the Miss USA Pagent organization is that desperate to have that cow be a judge. I just threw up a little……..

  19. HarrySak says – reply to this


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    Gold digging PIG CUNT. She she hop her horseface back across the pond and stay there!!!
    Anyone find it ironic that Paul is now working to save the kangaroos. The man LOVES things that hop!!!

  20. PAIGE says – reply to this


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    JUST GREAT!

    why don't you fucktards higher denise richards too!!

  21. DSZ says – reply to this


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    doesnt heather mills look like that Misa Misa character from Star Wars 1….the one from Gungan? Jar Jar Binks!

  22. Wishmaster says – reply to this


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    I hope she does fuck off to the states. No one wants her in the UK thats for sure, maybe she will take a private plane and it will crash into the sea…..cya, im going home, ive been gone for far too long, will they remember me at all?

  23. DMAN says – reply to this


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    im stumped (hahahahahahaha)

  24. in the know says – reply to this


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    wanna laugh?

    get your daily dose of randomosity…

    www.intheknowwithhpro.com

  25. caroaber says – reply to this


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    This limey commoner gets to judge American beauty and talent? Please.

  26. K says – reply to this


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    She is a whore and there is no way in hell I'll watch anything with her on it! I hate that whore, fake ass, loser!!!!

  27. ihatemileycyrus says – reply to this


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    she only has one facial expression LOL

  28. She take me money.... says – reply to this


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    Now, I ain't saying she's a goldigger….

  29. rs says – reply to this


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    SHES A BITCH! honestly i hate her

  30. Tucson says – reply to this


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    OMG!!! Nooooo

  31. danni says – reply to this


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    Miss usa pageant must be out of their minds,I will not watch this,not that I would anyway though!!!!!Heather mills needs to go somewhere else far far away,she's nothing but a gold digger!!!!!!!!!please don't come over here we don't want you either!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. PeachPie says – reply to this


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    Oh puke. We don't need her gold-diggin arse here.
    BOO
    BOO
    BOO
    STAY AWAY, SKANK.
    Thanks for the warning, P. Not like i needed yet another reason NOT to watch that stupid pageant, anyway.

  33. mike says – reply to this


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    This peg legged whore is pathetic. A model? I don't think so…

  34. NYCheesecake says – reply to this


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    Did anyone tell this golddigger that her money is worth a lot less in the states? Tell her to go to Canada. I don't want her here!

  35. togoodforyou says – reply to this


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    Lol, lol, lol, that shiz about her leg was halarious!!!!

  36. juanita says – reply to this


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    She is just so utterly horrible! Imagine being labelled a liar, a fraud and a whore by a high court judge no less!! And a money grubbing fantasist ……… I feel so, so sorry for the child having that slapper as a mother! Call Social Services as an emergency!!!

  37. MG says – reply to this


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    Hope Heather knows that there is an international convention (law) that will prevent her from moving from the UK with her young daughter. Sir Paul would have to give her permission to take Bea out of the UK. I'm hoping he will seek sole custody because Heather is clearly INSANE! She would have to be to pour a pitcher of water over Paul's solicitor's head. What a cow - I'm writing from the Uk and we would be pleased to be rid of her as soon as possible.

  38. jinx says – reply to this


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    Usually, I don't comment on people's looks…but with Heather, it's fair game! Bad bitchface + weird cleavage shine=witch! mwa-ha-ha!

  39. ap says – reply to this


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    So I guess I'm boycotting watching THAT. Okay, I wouldn't have watched that shit anyways…

  40. MillsIsANastyOldHag says – reply to this


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    This bitch needs to stay where the fuck she is. Please stay away from the US Heather, we don't want your money-grubbing, skank ass here!

  41. silky says – reply to this


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    My My MY….Any one of YOU would have given YOUR RIGHT LEG to marry ANY ONE of the BEATLES! Quit casting the first stone BITCHES! HE DIDN"T get a PRE-NUP! I'm SURE he had her investigated (BIG TIME) BEFORE her married her!(or his law folks did!)Get real! She is a wonderful woman that has made it farther than ANY of you JERKS would with ONLY ONE leg (but a WHOLE BRAIN!) THINK about it! He is a PIG!The Mother of his daughter he treats this way! PHOOEY! He's wortht BILLIONS!!!!!!!!!!PIG PIG PIG!

  42. Heather is a TRAMP says – reply to this


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    Now she has been judged by the Brittish Court to be a LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR.

  43. yeah she is "nice" says – reply to this


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    Mills demanded £3.25 million a year from her ex-husband

    • Macca said Mills 'loved being the centre of attention'

    • Ruling reveals the former model greatly exaggerated her wealth before her marriage

    • Judge blocks Mills' request for £500,000 budget for lavish holidays

    • Court heard Mills had bugged conversations between her husband and his daughter Stella

    The judgement reveals how she demanded £3.25million a year, amounting to almost a £100million lump sum.

    On top of that, she wanted properties in New York State and Beverly Hills transferred into her name.

    She also demanded a further £8million to £12.5million for a home in London, £3million for a house in New York and £500,000 for an office in Brighton for her sister Fiona.

    In another damning indictment of Miss Mills's evidence, Mr Justice Bennett commented that "the husband's evidence is much more likely to be true".

    Disgrace of a women.

  44. Butterfly says – reply to this


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    A WHORE TO BE A JUDGE OF THE MISS USA PAGEANT????? THAT MIGHT BE APRIL THE 1ST JOKE. WHAT THE FUCK????????

  45. .. says – reply to this


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    good for her for being smart enough to extort money from an old rich guy…

  46. porscha says – reply to this


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    GOD HELP US!!!!!!!!

  47. Kira says – reply to this


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    No thank you! We have enough of our own skanks over here already!

  48. Kody Hammell says – reply to this


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    Anyone else kinda wish her dead???????????????? MySpace dot-com/In_Treatment

  49. Matilda says – reply to this


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    50th!!!!!!!!!
    She is UGLY! Fake boobs and all!

  50. Tracy says – reply to this


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    She's not even from the USA - what is with that? Can't we find judges from the USA to judge the Miss USA contest? It just doesn't seem right.

  51. WTF?!? says – reply to this


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    Bitch is SUCH a money-grubbing, gold digging ho!!! What the fuck did she contribute to the marriage?? NOTHING!!! Paul is the famous, popular one!! Fuck her, and fuck her shit.

  52. ILUVPEREZ says – reply to this


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    PLEASE…PLEASE…PLEASE…HEATHER MILLS…
    Don't come to America because we DON'T WANT YOU HERE!
    Throwing water on Paul's attorney - give me a break -
    Stay where you belong - under a rock. We will all cheer!!!

  53. Peres is not posting a lot of stuff - what gives? says – reply to this


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    None of my posts have made it on this site? Just wondering if anyone else has had this happen?

  54. deneil says – reply to this


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    why does she always scrunch up her nose like that? it looks like she has a weird nose job or some shit.

  55. Alix says – reply to this


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    Why give her a forum …. let's boo this ho back into the stone age! Who's with me.

  56. Mindy says – reply to this


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    So, let me get this straight…the show that is already a ratings train wreck will now have it's 1% viewership cut in half?

  57. OXA says – reply to this


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    THERE GOES THE RATINGS

  58. Sue says – reply to this


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    What a joke! There is nothing remotely attractive about this woman. Forget the physical exterior, she ouzes mean.

  59. boobitch says – reply to this


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    okay well her face is gross and greasy…that lawyer should have tripped her and then stolen her wooden leg and beat the shit out of her with it! ha

  60. anan says – reply to this


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    why do they call her mucca? is it an english thing?

  61. HeatherHater says – reply to this


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    Honestly, WHAT THE FUCK MAKES HER THINK WE WANT HER?

  62. From People Magazine says – reply to this


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    Here's a rundown of her expenses:
    • Mills claimed for seven fully staffed properties with full-time housekeepers in the annual sum of $1.29 million.

    • Annual holiday costs of $1 million including private and helicopter flights of $375,000.

    • $250,000 for clothes per year.

    • $60,000 for equestrian activities annually. The judge noted she no longer rides horses.)

    • $80,000 for wine a year. The judge pointed out she does not drink alcohol.

    • $86,000 for a driver a year.

    • $40,000 for a carer and $380,000 for professional fees p.a.

    • $1.08 million a year for security.

    • $1.25 million annually to give as charitable donations but Mills admitted $985,000 would be used en route in helicopters, first class and private jets.

    • $146,000 for the cost of business staff and $80,000 for helicopter hospital flights a year.

    FUCK YOU HEATHER MILLS!!!

  63. Coutter says – reply to this


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    Jesus Perez! You crack me up!!

    You say what I think, but am afraid to verbalize!

    "…who was a contestant on Dancing with the Stars (which everyone pretty much just watched to see if her leg would fly off),"

    L.O.V.E . it!!!!!
    xoxoxo

  64. was that Donald Trump's decision?!?!? says – reply to this


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    Well, #1, the pageant won't be televised probably and #2, I guess she'll have to fly "B" class to get there. I feel sooooooooooooo sorry for her and her 50 mil–bitch!

  65. Iwonder says – reply to this


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    I can't figure out if I like this bitch or not. I know that I always enjoyed her banter with the co-hosts of Dancing With The Stars . . . hmmm. I just don't know if she deserves such a bad rep. Like, what if SHE were a HE, would everyone have their panties in such a wad, then? Hmmm? I wonder.

  66. ~I love Paul~ says – reply to this


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    Stupid bitch needs to keep her whorish, gold digging ass on her own side of the pond.

  67. jessiejames says – reply to this


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    paul mcartney was lonely when he married her. heard that she is not a bad person or anything, just bitter and is trying to hurt paul in the pockets. he wants her gone, but thinks that she does not deserve what she was asking. one baby and $25 mill. makes her look greedy.

    she looks like a witch. she just has that face.

  68. Pretty_Princess says – reply to this


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    I actually took the time to read the judgement in its entirety (I'm a lawyer, I can justify it as professional curiosity rather than what it actually is, which is: I have no life) and I cannot believe what a manipulative lying bitch she is. The positions she took and the outright lies the judge caught her go way past pathetic money-grubbing whore and take it all the way to delusional crazy bitch.

  69. Rosaline says – reply to this


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    wow she must have paid tons of money to be given a seat on the show!

  70. 0XA says – reply to this


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    JOSE FELICIAN IS MORE QUALIFIED!

  71. judgement says – reply to this


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    just read 58 page transcript of court case, it was the most entertaining read I have had in a long time, for those who defend heather mills you really need to read it, she really is a lying conniving witch no wonder she didnt want it released stupid cow proved exactly what she is, a liar cheat fake golddigger and on another site her ex sisterin-law has photos of her running around in fur coats even though she constantly denies she ever wore furs and is a huge campaigner fo PETA. what a lying skanky bitch.

  72. Nat says – reply to this


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    what kind of face is that?

  73. GG1000 says – reply to this


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    People of Britain. While part of me admires the efficiency of your "export our useless celebrities to America" policy, I have to draw the line. We put up with the PoshBot because we got to see hot pics of David in his underwear, and we rolled our eyes at your ac-TOR idiots like Jude Law even though you shipped him out but cruely held onto Helen Mirren, but if you send us THIS moron, that's it! Out and out war!

  74. Lannie Jones says – reply to this


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    Heather is so "yesterday"

  75. ew says – reply to this


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    Her freckled boobs are way too low.

  76. GOD says – reply to this


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    NO LEG!!!

  77. Bev says – reply to this


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    What a sweaty chest whore!

  78. Juliette says – reply to this


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    She is such a lying, psycho bitch. As the court papers show she is a total liar and obviously a gold digger. No wonder Stella hates her. Poor Linda must be freaking. She got way more money than she deserved, the majority of that should go to the child not her. She should just take her money and fuck off into the horizon now.

    Also, she never gave her money for charity. That was a lie too!! Her tax returns show she gave nothing. Silly bitch.

  79. Juliette says – reply to this


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    Re: Alix – I am for sure. Let's beat her with her own leg too!!

  80. diana says – reply to this


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    She has the face of somebody that is about to kill everything that cross her way…

  81. Sharon says – reply to this


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    You've got to be shitting me?? HER! Doesn't she know she is equally hated here?

    Extra needs new management, between this and the Heath Ledger suicude they prove that as a company they will do absolutely ANYTHING for a buck!

  82. Anaxagoras says – reply to this


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    Well, the producers hired her for the ailing ratings. Which have in recent years become quite lame. (Sorry, it was right there, I had to.) Unfortunately, this whore who wants a say-so in the limelight—is getting just that. (Does anyone remember in the early rumblings of the divorce with Sir Paul, it was about Heather being unable and unwilling to deal with the constant press of the paparazzi and media?) Boy did she whore it up with the press outside the courtroom! (Frankly, I never did see any photographers trampling flowers or knocking over park benches to photograph the McCartney family even at its zenith.) She's just a loser asked to be on a show that's already fading from TV/media popularity.

  83. Anaxagoras says – reply to this


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    The recent story about her frolicking in bed in an adulterous affair during her marriage, having her lover rub the bizarre erogenous stump of her leg—while reading and laughing about sincere instant text messages from Sir Paul—pushed my dislike of her beyond the point of any return.

  84. doktor herzenstube says – reply to this


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    The british have two wonderful words for her kind : slag and trog. I just wish they sounded dirtier and meaner. If there are any brits out there with unique words that are more harsh or more dirty, please let me know.

  85. Angel Eyes says – reply to this


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    Perez, ERES un GORDO feo CULO roto!

  86. poco mosso says – reply to this


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    This picture just makes me want to walk up and slap the HELL out of her. Just look at her. She either needs her right side slapped on the downswing, or her sagging left side slapped on the upswing—to equalize her freakish face. Which leg is gimped, right or left? Can you tell by her asymmetrical face?

  87. Schleswig-Holstein says – reply to this


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    Did anyone see her One-Woman-Show outside the courthouse with all the media? Man, if I had just been awarded $50 million, I would have hit Harrod's on a shopping spree like a bat out of hell and then flown to the Maldives or French Polynesia to live like a King. (For her it would be queen. But she HAD to stir up SHIT. Right in front of the court house. AFTER she dumped a pitcher of water on Sir Paul's lawyer right in the courtroom. Where was the "Show some Class" guy when you need him??!!)

  88. Hedda Hopper says – reply to this


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    The news said she bitched because Stella would only give her a 10% discount in her couture shop. I thought letting her walk through the door into the place was pretty generous. I would have had her thrown out. Escorted out by Security. With orders not to come back.

  89. Mr. Jangles says – reply to this


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    Does her snatch sag to her left like her face does? I'll bet it has teeth. Rotten teeth.

  90. Schleswig-Holstein says – reply to this


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    Re: Angel Eyes – Don't insult the guy you patronize with your attendance to hi site. Bitch. ¿Entienda?

  91. anon says – reply to this


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    Judging a beauty pageant?

    …and this is the woman who doesn't want her daughter to have a Barbie doll because Barbie is a poor role model?!

  92. doktor herzenstube says – reply to this


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    Re: silky – Silky, you have lost your mind. If you love her so much, why don't you become her slag hag?

  93. Man On A Plane says – reply to this


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    I hope I get to sit next to her on her flight. I'm gonna goo up her hair with my goo.

  94. Harry Karry says – reply to this


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    Re: anon – Maybe she'll get her daughter a gimped up Barbie with a peg leg and a prosthetic.

  95. miss S says – reply to this


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    Someone needs to slap this womans face straight!!!! no pun intended

  96. Harry Hong Kong King Kong Long Dong says – reply to this


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    Set her up on a new Bachelorette. And have all the guys reject their rose(s).

  97. Crazazy Hag says – reply to this


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    That thing Mills, that horrifying psycho extortionist, is tied to poor McCartney forever through their "daughtah." I feel badly for the McCartney clan and for humanity that such human filth as Heather walks the Earth. The dagger in all our backs is that she has been REWARDED with 50 mill!

    The judge should have given Paul sole custody and made that psycho witch adhere to whatever arrangements Paul thought best. Time to end state sanction of marriage and turn these "unions" into legally vetted mergers easily dissolved via contract.

  98. mia says – reply to this


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    Look at her face, the whole thins is asymmetrical, weird. I was always amazed that Paul found her attractive.

  99. neepur says – reply to this


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    Someone push that one handled wheelbarrow in
    a ditch. She's a creep.

  100. WHATEVER says – reply to this


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    You know what Perez, here's the thing. For some fucking reason I frequent your site…I mean, like, a LOT. And yet I truly believe it is making me into this bitter angry person because it is always chalk full of these fucking people I HATE. K, I'm done.

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