Preemptive Strike
Filed under: Politik
Whoa! The new governor of New York, David Paterson, is a cheating man too….and he's admitting it!
Hooker-loving Eliot Spitzer's replacement fessed up to his affair just hours after being sworn in on Monday.
Apparently, Patterson was engaged in an affair that went on for years during a 'rough patch' in his marriage.
He also admitted that his wife had an affair, too, within that same period!
WTF??? This shit is better than a soap opera!!!!!
In this day and age, you can't keep skeletons hidden too long. It's smart to clean your closet out yourself!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Posted: March 18, 2008 at 11:30 am



And everyone thought Clinton was bad…
1 no way
Yeah… they said on the news this morning that he was SEEING the chick for 2 years!!! Ha ha!!! Get it???? He SAW her!!!!!!
OBAMA IS OVER, HATE WILL NOT HEAL AMERICA!
#1 Cause of Divorce is Marriage
#1 Cause of Divorce is Marriage
#1 Cause of Divorce is Marriage
#1 Cause of Divorce is Marriage
#1 Cause of Divorce is Marriage
Good - maybe such progression will help this (still great) country climb out of repression mode as well as depression mode.
blloooh 7
first….middle….last
WHAT???!!! What's wrong with all these people?! If you are unhappy in your marriage, work it out, or call it a day! I'm not trying to be holier-than-thou or anything, but I just don't get it….Eh I guess that as long as they are in a better place and happier now and over it and working on being together, then that's something, but still! I just hope he does a good job as Governor, because that's what's really the issue here, what's really important…
Yeah I would definitely say all the crap I've done before anyone else digs it up…that way they won't have anything on ya later!
HOW CAN HE COMPARE HIS GRANDMOTHER TO THAT EVIL PASTOR! YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FAMILY BUT YOU DID PICK YOUR PASTOR/CHURCH FOR 20YRS. SHAME ON YOU!
You are suprised at a politician for cheating? EVERYBODY CHEATS that is the way peeps are wired.
Sorry, our former Gay- American, three- some lovin' Gov, trumps Hooker- lovin' and cheating Govs. NJ, only the strong survive…….. HAAAAAAAAAAAA
It just goes to show you, even a blind squirrel can find a nut once in a while.
The best strategy in chess is anticipation
OBAMA'S MAMA MUST BE TURNING IN HER GRAVE!
as long as it wasn't a hooker who cares? cheating is not illegal.
UP ABOVE!
Whatever, just don't lie about it, launder money etc . Best of luck to mr. Paterson. Be good to your wife, treat her right– and keep it in your pants. Look but don't touch!!!
how on earth does a blind guy hide an affair?
I think Rkell wrote it already it is called trapped in the closet!
HILLARY vs. MCCAIN
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and U efferz
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….”””' thank U perez”””””'……….♥♥}}
At this moment, Silda Spitzer is holed up in the Spizter home in outstate NY with two daughters, two dogs — make that three: Eliot is along. If Silda didn't know anything about the hookers, she's dumber than dirt or she was having her own gigolo fast times.
Eliot Spitzer's dick is craling with lice.
Eliot ate "Kristin's" shit after each encounter.
seriously THIS is fucking sad
I bet their PETS were even cheating
WTF???? PEREZ IF YOU'RE GONNA SHOW THIS AND NOT MENTION THAT HE AND HIS WIFE DECIDED TO GO TO MARRIAGE COUNSELING AND WORK IT OUT, AND IF YOU'RE GONNA BE STUCK UP CLINTON'S ASS YOU COULD AT LEAST COVER THAT AMAZING SPEECH THAT OBAMA JUST MADE. SERIOUSLY, I LOVE YOU AND ALL BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA START COVERING POLITICAL NEWS, DONT TURN INTO FOX NEWS. BE ACTUALLY FAIR AND BALANCED!
Hillary dillary dock
Patterson's got a cock
The cock had fun
And then he won!!
Hillary dillary dock
It's about time people (politicians and the public alike) start acknowleging that any demanding, stressful and time-consuming career puts a lot of pressure on a marriage and life at home is not a 50s sitcom.
That said, giving tens of thousands of dollars to an illegal organization that traffics women is irresponsible, and in denial of the disparate impact of illegal prostitution, both on sex workers themselves and the society at large. Politicians, as policy makers, should be addressing the real problems inherent in illegal prostitution, not sweeping them under the carpet and self rightously prosecuting sex rings, while patronizing prostitutes all the while as a dirty little secret.
If more lawmakers were honest about their REAL life experience from the begining, prostitution would be legal and sex scandals would not be robbing this country of capable leaders time and time again.
Re: Brittanyiee –
great pozt…
………………..if u effed a blind man
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzI guezz U wouldn't care
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwhat u looked like…
the lightz allwayz out…krazi/////cheater…cock.
Alexandra Do Pray for Herpes: Eliot's days with Silda are number — yeah, numbered by the times she makes him stick a turkey baster up his drooling dick.
that si soo funny!! lol
Eliot Spitzer's dick smells of rancid tuna.
This one’s for the Obama Supporters
http://crazyforhillary.com
At least it was mutual.
God I love New York.
Re: dirrty_boi –
Just because Obama made a speech doesn't mean that it is real. His pastor already told the world what he thought of our country and the white man. Obama can make all the speeches he wants and nothing will change what is now burnt in our brains.
DAMN, IS ANYONE HAPPY IN THEIR MARRIGE????
WHY IS THE MEDIA MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT WHAT OBAMA PASTOR SAID. NO ONE DISTANCED THEMSELVES FROM GEORGE BUSH WHEN HE WAS DROPPING BOMBS ON PEOPLE.
OBAMA'S PASTOR IS WHITE
OBAMA'S PASTOR IS WHITE
OBAMA'S PASTOR IS WHITE
OBAMA'S PASTOR IS WHITE
hahahahahaha thats freaking awesome
Re: Marshall Tito –
that education U think U have
didn't get U a job in the buzh world, did it….
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obam is stained by " sin of slavery" , he's done.
…and gays marrying destroys/detoriates the sanctity of marriage. Give me a friggin break. 95% of these politicians are a bunch of hypocrites.
You know how church and state are suppose to be separated? Well, Politics and cheating should also be separated. I don't care who or what people are doing. Long as they do their job without lying about everything and stealing us blind.
Why not mention Obama's speech about race….???
good for them….
he would of got caught in the filthy restroom with
a male prostitute. Do I care, hell no…
wtf is wrong with the people in New York?
As if it needed to be said, I still hate black people. Damn monkeys can't do anything right; no loyalty, no pride, no morals.
At least he said he was dating, and not that he was seeing anyone else…..
He looks like the black version of Will Ferrell. odd
I don't really want to hear about this guy and his wife's affairs. It is a shame that these people have to air their dirty laundry like this so that people can't use it against them latter. But good for them that they worked it out and stayed together and I hope they are happy now. In answer to some people who ask what is wrong with these people…well sorry, the Brady Bunch was just a TV show and bad things happen in relationships back here in the real world. Sometimes they work it out and sometime they don't. Not excusing anyone's bad behavior, but humans fail sometimes. I don't know much about David Paterson, but he seems like a good guy and more importantly, I hope that he is good for the people in the Empire State.
The term that the city of New York never sleeps at night takes on a whole new meaning.
New York - you people are something else…
The difference between Spitzer and this guy is that at least Spitzer did it in class at a 5 star hotel. This guy did it at Days Inn. THen again, he can't see so why go for the expensive room.
Boy I'd suck on that mandingo! OyeVey - tea bag me bitch!
DP looks like Nick Lachey.
Wow, it must suck being that good-looking! Gets you in trouble all the time! LOL But that dude is so smokin' hot. I'd do him even if it meant I'd go black and never come back!
He's looking at my funny.
I grew up going to Catholic school. My principal, a nun, left the convent to go lesbian and our priest is doing time for molesting alter boys. Does that make me a total freak? I think not. Obama is NOT his paster. My priests preached of anti-gay this and no abortion that and I respected them but didn't agree with their teachings. I love you Perez, but your judgement in this political race is so clouded, I'm starting to wonder if Hillary is one of you after all. It would explain why Bill cheated/cheats on her all the time.
OBAMA '08!
Well, what the fuckity fuck is going on these days? Is everyone having affairs and/or hiring hookers? This is kinda f'd up. Bill Clinton is a saint. And #14, you asshole, not everyone cheats. But obviously you do.
WTF?!!!
only in america. US Politics is fucked. How are these idiots sworn in as governors if they have absolutely no moral values? Nobody is going to take America seriously if all thats coming out of it are dishonest whory leaders.
What is Alanis Morisette doing in this picture?
Why is Obama still in the race?
Eliot Spitzer has crabs and scabies and lice. I just read about it! Take that, Silda! (Or don't. It's your choice. Just like it was your choice to stand up there like and idiot at the podium.)
Smart man.
Good grief. A "rough patch" is a month or two, not "years". Why do so many cheat? Have the balls to get out of the relationship if it's bad. Cheating is such a cop-put.
At least they were honest about it, and it wasn't just the husband who was having fun. For a married couple to still be together after that says a lot. Just saying.
lets all move to New York where adultry is for everyone!
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And this is the best replacement Democrats can come up with sad really sad.
Why do these losers go into politics? Is it just to humiliate their children? The Spitzer girls are trashed. Now the Paterson kids. Is it just New York asshole politicians or all of them (that's a rhetorical question, of course)?
First I'd slobber on it, then I'd sit down on it and say "see" did'nt that feel good Papi?
New York is full or rotten politicians! Their wives should kick them to the curb! Who knows what disease they are bringing home. This is not a good example for their daughters. New York is a wonderful place. Clean it up like Giuliani did.
Politicians per capita have to have the highest percentage of asshole fuckwads of any profession. What a bunch of douchbags.
Every Democrat politician is a liar and cheater.