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Preemptive Strike

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Whoa! The new governor of New York, David Paterson, is a cheating man too….and he's admitting it!

Hooker-loving Eliot Spitzer's replacement fessed up to his affair just hours after being sworn in on Monday.

Apparently, Patterson was engaged in an affair that went on for years during a 'rough patch' in his marriage.

He also admitted that his wife had an affair, too, within that same period!

WTF??? This shit is better than a soap opera!!!!!

In this day and age, you can't keep skeletons hidden too long. It's smart to clean your closet out yourself!

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    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 11:30 am / Email this  »
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    85 comments to “Preemptive Strike”

    1. Jessica says – reply to this


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      And everyone thought Clinton was bad…

    2. lala says – reply to this


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      1 no way

    3. Amos says – reply to this


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      Yeah… they said on the news this morning that he was SEEING the chick for 2 years!!! Ha ha!!! Get it???? He SAW her!!!!!!

    4. OBAMA IS OVER says – reply to this


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      OBAMA IS OVER, HATE WILL NOT HEAL AMERICA!

    5. j says – reply to this


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      #1 Cause of Divorce is Marriage
      #1 Cause of Divorce is Marriage
      #1 Cause of Divorce is Marriage
      #1 Cause of Divorce is Marriage
      #1 Cause of Divorce is Marriage

    6. VOXIE says – reply to this


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      Good - maybe such progression will help this (still great) country climb out of repression mode as well as depression mode.

    7. salvadooor says – reply to this


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      blloooh 7

    8. Loser says – reply to this


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      first….middle….last

    9. chloe says – reply to this


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      WHAT???!!! What's wrong with all these people?! If you are unhappy in your marriage, work it out, or call it a day! I'm not trying to be holier-than-thou or anything, but I just don't get it….Eh I guess that as long as they are in a better place and happier now and over it and working on being together, then that's something, but still! I just hope he does a good job as Governor, because that's what's really the issue here, what's really important…

    10. Chrissy P says – reply to this


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      Yeah I would definitely say all the crap I've done before anyone else digs it up…that way they won't have anything on ya later!

    11. OBAMA'S MAMA MUST BE TURNING IN HIS GRAVE! says – reply to this


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      HOW CAN HE COMPARE HIS GRANDMOTHER TO THAT EVIL PASTOR! YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FAMILY BUT YOU DID PICK YOUR PASTOR/CHURCH FOR 20YRS. SHAME ON YOU!

    12. EVERYBODY CHEATS DUH says – reply to this


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      You are suprised at a politician for cheating? EVERYBODY CHEATS that is the way peeps are wired.

    13. no comment says – reply to this


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      Sorry, our former Gay- American, three- some lovin' Gov, trumps Hooker- lovin' and cheating Govs. NJ, only the strong survive…….. HAAAAAAAAAAAA

    14. Burga says – reply to this


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      It just goes to show you, even a blind squirrel can find a nut once in a while.

    15. fils de soleil says – reply to this


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      The best strategy in chess is anticipation ;)

    16. OBAMA'S MAMA MUST BE TURNING IN HER GRAVE! says – reply to this


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      OBAMA'S MAMA MUST BE TURNING IN HER GRAVE!

    17. ugh says – reply to this


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      as long as it wasn't a hooker who cares? cheating is not illegal.

    18. SO! He didn't cheat with HOOKERS says – reply to this


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      UP ABOVE!

    19. Hillary Clit says – reply to this


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      Whatever, just don't lie about it, launder money etc . Best of luck to mr. Paterson. Be good to your wife, treat her right– and keep it in your pants. Look but don't touch!!!

    20. whoosh says – reply to this


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      how on earth does a blind guy hide an affair?

    21. princessoftheworld says – reply to this


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      I think Rkell wrote it already it is called trapped in the closet!

    22. HILLARY vs. MCCAIN says – reply to this


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      HILLARY vs. MCCAIN

    23. {{[ itz hill/bill bitchez]}} says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzzzz
      and U efferz

      zzzzzzzzzzmade a bigg azz effen deal aboutzzz

      [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ one blow job, unreal ]]]]]]]]

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzkick hiz azz out..the white guy
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzgot kicked 2 the curbzzzzzz
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzI don't care who they do..zzzz
      zz if u kick one..kick the otherzzzzzzzz..

      ….”””' thank U perez”””””'……….♥♥}}

    24. duh says – reply to this


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      At this moment, Silda Spitzer is holed up in the Spizter home in outstate NY with two daughters, two dogs — make that three: Eliot is along. If Silda didn't know anything about the hookers, she's dumber than dirt or she was having her own gigolo fast times.

    25. Take that, Mr. Don't Wear a Condom says – reply to this


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      Eliot Spitzer's dick is craling with lice.

    26. Oh, Eliot, you dawg says – reply to this


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      Eliot ate "Kristin's" shit after each encounter.

    27. hu!?!?! says – reply to this


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      seriously THIS is fucking sad
      I bet their PETS were even cheating

    28. dirrty_boi says – reply to this


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      WTF???? PEREZ IF YOU'RE GONNA SHOW THIS AND NOT MENTION THAT HE AND HIS WIFE DECIDED TO GO TO MARRIAGE COUNSELING AND WORK IT OUT, AND IF YOU'RE GONNA BE STUCK UP CLINTON'S ASS YOU COULD AT LEAST COVER THAT AMAZING SPEECH THAT OBAMA JUST MADE. SERIOUSLY, I LOVE YOU AND ALL BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA START COVERING POLITICAL NEWS, DONT TURN INTO FOX NEWS. BE ACTUALLY FAIR AND BALANCED!

    29. William Jefferson Clinton says – reply to this


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      Hillary dillary dock
      Patterson's got a cock
      The cock had fun
      And then he won!!
      Hillary dillary dock

    30. redsongia says – reply to this


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      It's about time people (politicians and the public alike) start acknowleging that any demanding, stressful and time-consuming career puts a lot of pressure on a marriage and life at home is not a 50s sitcom.

      That said, giving tens of thousands of dollars to an illegal organization that traffics women is irresponsible, and in denial of the disparate impact of illegal prostitution, both on sex workers themselves and the society at large. Politicians, as policy makers, should be addressing the real problems inherent in illegal prostitution, not sweeping them under the carpet and self rightously prosecuting sex rings, while patronizing prostitutes all the while as a dirty little secret.

      If more lawmakers were honest about their REAL life experience from the begining, prostitution would be legal and sex scandals would not be robbing this country of capable leaders time and time again.

    31. zo effen funny says – reply to this


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      Re: Brittanyiee –
      great pozt…
      ………………..if u effed a blind man
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzI guezz U wouldn't care

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwhat u looked like…

      the lightz allwayz out…krazi/////cheater…cock.

    32. Eliot, you're a total loser says – reply to this


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      Alexandra Do Pray for Herpes: Eliot's days with Silda are number — yeah, numbered by the times she makes him stick a turkey baster up his drooling dick.

    33. brittany says – reply to this


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      that si soo funny!! lol :P

    34. Kristin: Chick-In-and-Out of the Sea says – reply to this


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      Eliot Spitzer's dick smells of rancid tuna.

    35. IsO says – reply to this


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      This one’s for the Obama Supporters
      http://crazyforhillary.com

    36. well says – reply to this


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      At least it was mutual.

    37. Dana says – reply to this


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      God I love New York.

    38. Athena says – reply to this


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      Re: dirrty_boi –
      Just because Obama made a speech doesn't mean that it is real. His pastor already told the world what he thought of our country and the white man. Obama can make all the speeches he wants and nothing will change what is now burnt in our brains.

    39. sugar says – reply to this


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      DAMN, IS ANYONE HAPPY IN THEIR MARRIGE????

    40. J says – reply to this


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      WHY IS THE MEDIA MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT WHAT OBAMA PASTOR SAID. NO ONE DISTANCED THEMSELVES FROM GEORGE BUSH WHEN HE WAS DROPPING BOMBS ON PEOPLE.

    41. J says – reply to this


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      OBAMA'S PASTOR IS WHITE
      OBAMA'S PASTOR IS WHITE
      OBAMA'S PASTOR IS WHITE
      OBAMA'S PASTOR IS WHITE

    42. beeee says – reply to this


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      hahahahahaha thats freaking awesome

    43. I'm guezzing that zince u r here, says – reply to this


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      Re: Marshall Tito –
      that education U think U have
      didn't get U a job in the buzh world, did it….
      zzzzzzz mizzion a=fuckin=complizhed azzdickzzz

    44. CNN reporting says – reply to this


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      obam is stained by " sin of slavery" , he's done.

    45. dddddd says – reply to this


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      …and gays marrying destroys/detoriates the sanctity of marriage. Give me a friggin break. 95% of these politicians are a bunch of hypocrites.

    46. Little Bill says – reply to this


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      You know how church and state are suppose to be separated? Well, Politics and cheating should also be separated. I don't care who or what people are doing. Long as they do their job without lying about everything and stealing us blind.

    47. Layla says – reply to this


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      Why not mention Obama's speech about race….???

    48. mommax3Aubrey says – reply to this


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      good for them….

    49. if it was a republicunt, says – reply to this


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      he would of got caught in the filthy restroom with
      a male prostitute. Do I care, hell no…

    50. Kendra says – reply to this


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      wtf is wrong with the people in New York?

    51. George W Bush says – reply to this


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      As if it needed to be said, I still hate black people. Damn monkeys can't do anything right; no loyalty, no pride, no morals.

    52. OhthatBleu says – reply to this


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      At least he said he was dating, and not that he was seeing anyone else…..

    53. snowman says – reply to this


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      He looks like the black version of Will Ferrell. odd

    54. mmh says – reply to this


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      I don't really want to hear about this guy and his wife's affairs. It is a shame that these people have to air their dirty laundry like this so that people can't use it against them latter. But good for them that they worked it out and stayed together and I hope they are happy now. In answer to some people who ask what is wrong with these people…well sorry, the Brady Bunch was just a TV show and bad things happen in relationships back here in the real world. Sometimes they work it out and sometime they don't. Not excusing anyone's bad behavior, but humans fail sometimes. I don't know much about David Paterson, but he seems like a good guy and more importantly, I hope that he is good for the people in the Empire State.

    55. bay says – reply to this


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      The term that the city of New York never sleeps at night takes on a whole new meaning.

      New York - you people are something else…

    56. Chuck says – reply to this


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      The difference between Spitzer and this guy is that at least Spitzer did it in class at a 5 star hotel. This guy did it at Days Inn. THen again, he can't see so why go for the expensive room.

    57. Brian says – reply to this


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      Boy I'd suck on that mandingo! OyeVey - tea bag me bitch!

    58. christina says – reply to this


      58

      DP looks like Nick Lachey.

    59. Marshall says – reply to this


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      Wow, it must suck being that good-looking! Gets you in trouble all the time! LOL But that dude is so smokin' hot. I'd do him even if it meant I'd go black and never come back!

    60. Rebecca says – reply to this


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      He's looking at my funny.

    61. IL Chic says – reply to this


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      I grew up going to Catholic school. My principal, a nun, left the convent to go lesbian and our priest is doing time for molesting alter boys. Does that make me a total freak? I think not. Obama is NOT his paster. My priests preached of anti-gay this and no abortion that and I respected them but didn't agree with their teachings. I love you Perez, but your judgement in this political race is so clouded, I'm starting to wonder if Hillary is one of you after all. It would explain why Bill cheated/cheats on her all the time.

      OBAMA '08!

    62. More Sleeping Around Shiz! says – reply to this


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      Well, what the fuckity fuck is going on these days? Is everyone having affairs and/or hiring hookers? This is kinda f'd up. Bill Clinton is a saint. And #14, you asshole, not everyone cheats. But obviously you do.

    63. tranny says – reply to this


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      WTF?!!!

    64. amber says – reply to this


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      only in america. US Politics is fucked. How are these idiots sworn in as governors if they have absolutely no moral values? Nobody is going to take America seriously if all thats coming out of it are dishonest whory leaders.

    65. Briton says – reply to this


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      What is Alanis Morisette doing in this picture?

    66. Why is Obama still in the race? says – reply to this


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      Why is Obama still in the race?

    67. dumb as dirt says – reply to this


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      Eliot Spitzer has crabs and scabies and lice. I just read about it! Take that, Silda! (Or don't. It's your choice. Just like it was your choice to stand up there like and idiot at the podium.)

    68. WakTakTen says – reply to this


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      Smart man.

    69. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Good grief. A "rough patch" is a month or two, not "years". Why do so many cheat? Have the balls to get out of the relationship if it's bad. Cheating is such a cop-put.

    70. Marian says – reply to this


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      At least they were honest about it, and it wasn't just the husband who was having fun. For a married couple to still be together after that says a lot. Just saying.

    71. Chris says – reply to this


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      lets all move to New York where adultry is for everyone!

      c

    72. Grace E. says – reply to this


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      And this is the best replacement Democrats can come up with sad really sad.

    73. such dopes says – reply to this


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      Why do these losers go into politics? Is it just to humiliate their children? The Spitzer girls are trashed. Now the Paterson kids. Is it just New York asshole politicians or all of them (that's a rhetorical question, of course)?

    74. red says – reply to this


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      First I'd slobber on it, then I'd sit down on it and say "see" did'nt that feel good Papi?

    75. laura says – reply to this


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      New York is full or rotten politicians! Their wives should kick them to the curb! Who knows what disease they are bringing home. This is not a good example for their daughters. New York is a wonderful place. Clean it up like Giuliani did.

    76. Eliot, you're a total loser and so is your (former) running mate says – reply to this


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      Politicians per capita have to have the highest percentage of asshole fuckwads of any profession. What a bunch of douchbags.

    77. Carl says – reply to this


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      Every Democrat politician is a liar and cheater.

    78. Carly says – reply to this


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      way to be! i think it's awesome he and his wife both made their past mistakes clear early on–it's much better than having them dragged out and shoved in your face months or years from now…

      it just goes to show you. we're all human.

      *shrug*

    79. DMAN says – reply to this


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      THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND

    80. gigi says – reply to this


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      THIS SHIT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH NEW YORK..NEW YORKERS ARE BETTER THAN YOU NOW CONTINUE BEING LAMES AND EAT SHIT. =-)

    81. krista says – reply to this


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      GOTTA LOVE NEW YORK!! Lots of freakie deekies, nipplemania, flaming anal red, and nippler-radar going on! SHIT, gonna ride that train.

    82. Adrian says – reply to this


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      Ok so they get rid of elliot Spritzer because he "cheated" and replaced him with The Pattersons that cheated on each other??? What is wrong with this picture?

    83. serenity says – reply to this


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      everyone gets laid in new york. send summa that lovin to the west coast

    84. rufusrufus says – reply to this


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      gawd dang he sho is ug!!

    85. TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this


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      This guy is fugly and legally blind, WHO would consider doing him?? Come on ladies, we need to set some standards here!