Separated At Birth

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Left: Madonna. Right: Fiona Shackleton.

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 12:50 pm / Email this  »

    78 comments to “Separated At Birth”

    1. GIrlfrom Ayr says – reply to this


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      Is it me or does Madonna look like a bat?

    2. Chris L says – reply to this


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      good grief

    3. gmoney says – reply to this


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      haaaaaaa….good one. third!

    4. me says – reply to this


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      your madonna comments are really annoying since not relevant at all.

      give the woman a break.
      you must be so bitter that your attempts to contact her were turned down, you fat troll.

    5. misanthrope78 says – reply to this


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      I'd like to see Mucca throw water on the Madge.

    6. repent! says – reply to this


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      Madonna is a monstrous woman. She IS the whore of babylon of whom the bible speaks!!

    7. felipe says – reply to this


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      thats so mean ¬¬
      madonna is cute than that old women xd

    8. gogo says – reply to this


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      *sigh* grown ups.

    9. Jenn says – reply to this


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      HA!

    10. ANDY27 says – reply to this


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    11. COULDBETRUE says – reply to this


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      They do look somewhat alike..perhaps its the black and white…

    12. Chichi says – reply to this


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      4th :-( they look nothing liek each other. just clothes

    13. Ele says – reply to this


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      HOT!!!!

    14. shiloh says – reply to this


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      ur stoooopid…….

    15. SERGIO says – reply to this


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      Who the F is Fiona?!

    16. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP. HOW DID I KNOW THIS WAS COMING? HEY EVERYONE GO TO SQUIDNOTE.COM TO SIGN P'S B DAY CARD. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR EMAIL

    17. kat says – reply to this


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      third

    18. Madge is fucking finished! says – reply to this


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      When she is getting compared to this crone and Bea Arthur, it is time to pack up the fucking go-go boots and go home (to your husband who hates you). Take janet jackson with you bitch!!!

    19. Dimase says – reply to this


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      What the HELL is wrong with Madonna's face?!?!?! EW!!!!!

    20. Rebecca says – reply to this


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      Madge is looking baaaaaad

    21. dana says – reply to this


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      gross

    22. Erin says – reply to this


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      Love Madonna…….

    23. bain says – reply to this


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      oh LOL

    24. Tucson says – reply to this


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      Fiona actually looks better

    25. bigoneforyou says – reply to this


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      madonna is a washed up thoughtless hag who for years has thought she is an artist…so far from even understanding what makes an artist…self absorbed bitch who only demands of others to be worshiped so she can finally feel some self worth!

      Ugly skank! I wouldn't fuck her with your dick and you know how much you need to get laid!

    26. MODONNA IS STILL A TRENDSETTER!!! says – reply to this


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      LOOKS LIKE VADGE IS STILL A STYLE ICON!!!
      MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN EVERYWHERE ARE STILL TRYING TO DRESS LIKE HER!
      :)

    27. Artists Tend to Be Self-Absorbed says – reply to this


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      Re: bigoneforyou
      You may be right, but most "true artists" are VERY SELF-ABSORBED.

    28. old vadge says – reply to this


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      Re: bigoneforyou – right on! bitch look like an old bag.

    29. blakk says – reply to this


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      you know Perez?? Why you gotta knock Madonna?? She will still be around in 2 years..you however will not. Milk your 15 minutes now fat ass…your days of fame are numbered.

    30. bartolome says – reply to this


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    31. sandro says – reply to this


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      gays gays gays gays gays gays bleah

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    33. windbag says – reply to this


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      she looks more like Diane Von Furstenberg than Fiona Shackleton.

    34. pipi says – reply to this


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      Re: ANDY27
      I want that too ..

    35. niha says – reply to this


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      that is so hilarious lol

    36. nicethings says – reply to this


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      she looks more like carmella from the sopranos

    37. emma says – reply to this


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      that's a HUGE insult to fiona who is a very pretty classy looking older woman. madonna looks like a crack whore on a street corner. i mean she really does. she is so trashy and played out looking it's pitiful.

    38. deb says – reply to this


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      My guess Madonna is the older one of the two

    39. Haywood Jablome says – reply to this


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      In that case, Fiona Shackleton is the better-looking twin.

    40. SHE says – reply to this


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      what the heck did Madonna do to her face? She looks like the Joker from Batman.

    41. aneurysm says – reply to this


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      fiona looks better. by far.

    42. Julie says – reply to this


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      She looks like the "what happened to baby jane" to me.

    43. BABOB says – reply to this


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      how could you insult Fiona Shackleton in such a horrible way.

    44. so damn funny ha ha ha ha says – reply to this


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      LOL So funny and lord Mad"WHORE"onna looks scary yuck.

    45. zeb says – reply to this


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      excellent. 2 old bags. put the bride of chuckie up there too.

    46. LMAO!! says – reply to this


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      Re: ANDY27

      ANDY!! STOP IT!! I think Angelina beat us all to that…LOL!

    47. Notice the wrinkle ... says – reply to this


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      … above Madonna's nose under her right eye? That's a result of some SERIOUS botoxing. Her nose is "squinting" when she laughs vs. her eyes.

      P.S. Why in the HELL did she wear her hair that way? I've heard it referenced here that she looks like a bat, AND IT'S TRUE!

    48. trixie says – reply to this


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      Madonna? I thought it was CARROT TOP!!!!

    49. mag says – reply to this


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      Celine Dion and Fiona Shackleton could be twins

    50. stevo says – reply to this


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      i love madonna but this is quite funny….but why you bitching on her all of a sudden? she snub you or something :-)

    51. chitownsfinest says – reply to this


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      Uh, Fiona looks a helluva lot better than that hagalicious tranny Madonna. And MYMBO stop with the links my gawd that's annoying! ANDY27 you obviously have issues. We get it, you're stupid, let it go.

    52. hugotessier26 says – reply to this


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      honnestly perez YOU SUCK….

      if we'd put pictures of you … we could only compare you to the stupid happy koolad juice smurf…

      attacking madonna is bad… you touch someone you should not mess with… you suck and I hope she will never meet you… SUCKER…

    53. ER says – reply to this


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      She looks like Joanne Van Ark from that night time soap…I can't remember the name..help!
      Anyways, Madonna kinds looks like how Joanne looks now, pulled.

    54. Your biggest fan but... says – reply to this


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      you really gotta lay off M.~

    55. hugotessier26 says – reply to this


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      HEY MARIOOOOOOOO

      ITS ME MARIO BASHING MADONNA WHEN HE LOVES HER JUST FOR FUN AND HAVING NO LIFE :)

    56. JOSE says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THAT ISNT ORIGINAL SINCE THAT PIC WAS POSTED EARLIER LOL GET WITH IT SISTER.

    57. what did she do to her face?! says – reply to this


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      oh, jesus… madonna, you know you are in trouble when an english barrister is looking better than u r. just… just STOP IT and age gracefully.. for the love of god!

    58. caroaber says – reply to this


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      Mucca had some nerve "baptizing" this advocate. If she tried that stunt in the U.S., she'd have been detained and held in contempt of court.

      Aren't the British supposed to be civil and above this sort of thing?

    59. heather says – reply to this


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      Fiona looks more like she was separated from Joan Cusack at birth, not Madge.

    60. Roadwork says – reply to this


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      Gaurunteed Madonna will be in all the style pages because of how good she looked that night. Perez takes the worst pictures of her & posts them, not to mention photos dont even show up good on his site. Madonna Fans NO LONGER LIKE PEREZ ANYWAY. HES OVER IN OUR BOOK, TURN THE PAGE HES DONE. LOOK HOW HES POSTING PICTURES OF HIMSELF, THE BEST PICTURES HE CAN FIND, & PEREZ AT THIS POINT THINKS HES MORE SIGNIFICANT THAN MADONNA, HES LOST IN HIS OWN EGO. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MADONNA DONT DO AN INTERVIEW WITH PEREZ. PEREZ IS OVER. WE TOUGHT HE HAD IT, BUT HE DOESNT. MADONNA SHOULD NEVER EVER HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH PEREZ

    61. Booshdag says – reply to this


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      Of the two hags pictured, the one on the right has better teeth.

    62. Kally says – reply to this


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      That picture of Madonna makes her look hideous!

    63. Lah-Lah says – reply to this


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      She looks haggard….like a used up 60 year old TRANNY. I'm sure it's hard, but there is something to be said about growing old gracefully. What more does she have to prove…she is a icon…now STOP!!!!

    64. Cinbad says – reply to this


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      OMG! They look like sisters!

    65. Lori says – reply to this


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      Looks like Camilla on the right!

    66. STFU says – reply to this


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      Re: repent! – and FUCK YOU ,FUCK YOUR BIBLE ,FUCK YOUR DELUSIONAL BELIEFS AND FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE GOD .

      I feel much better now :)

    67. LOW BLOW says – reply to this


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      Re: emma – I'm sure you would know what a crack whore looks like because you and your mother are both CRACK WHORES hahahahahaha

    68. Duke Steele says – reply to this


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      I don't know who Fiona Shackleton is but, she can't be such a bad person that she deserves to be compared to Puthanna..oh, sorry,Madonna

    69. I'M NOT YOUR BITCH ,DON'T PLAY YOUR SHIT WITH ME says – reply to this


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      Re: Duke Steele – you are a douche bag ,Oh sorry an ASSHOLE :)

    70. david says – reply to this


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      fiona looks WAY better.

    71. Eric says – reply to this


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      LOL….what a bitch

    72. tsk tsk says – reply to this


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      This is an insult to Fiona Shackleton

    73. Tristan says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOU ARE AN UGLY FAAAAAT FUCK!!! LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE LOOKS A BILLION TIMES BETTER THAN YOU, YOU STUPID FAT BITCH, AH AND SHE IS DOUBLE YOUR AGE…. AND HAS MONRY THAT YOU'LL NEVER SEE IN YOUR FAT, UGLY MISSERABLE LIFE… FUCK I HATE YOU SOMETIMES, AND THE RED HAIR……………FUCK YOU ARE AN UGLY GAY GUY, YOU MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD… GO AND JUMP OFF A CLIFF OR SOMETHING

    74. Softer says – reply to this


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      I prefer Fiona's look, it's softer . . . BECAUSE IT'S NATURAL.

    75. guydidme says – reply to this


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      girl has so lost her edge:
      looks like just another bev hills wanker.
      marriage/kids does dat to ya.
      she and guy not in love no mo:
      he shags the maid and many ho's.
      need him sum o dat young puss ya know.

    76. becky says – reply to this


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      Madonna WISHES!!!!

    77. Bunnylea says – reply to this


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      Is it just me or does it seem like she got a face lift??Her face looks tighter now much like Burt Reynolds after his first life.I hope she doesn't go overboard with this!!

    78. BadCandy says – reply to this


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      I think FIona is prettier. Madonna looks like a tranny attention-seeking whore next to the decent-looking Fiona. Oh, and "4 minutes" proves how much a sell-out Madonna is. Hey if the leotards and crucifixion gimmick were not enough for the US last time around, why don't we use JT and Timbo instead?Such a musical whore…. oh, and she's not even a singer, so technically, she's not the best-selling female "singer", but more like the most successful female gimmicker of all time.