The Odd Couple

We don't have much in common with Brett Michaels, and that makes our interview with him for our latest installment of What Perez Sez, airing this evening, that much more fun and interesting.
The rocker is the star of one of reality TV's most successful shows, so we just had to have him on our big reality TV stars special.
We got down to the nitty gritty of Rock of Love and talked about all your favorite hos….and that French tranny too!
What Perez Sez…about Reality Stars
airs tonight, Tuesday, March 18th
at 10:00 P.M.
on Vh1
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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
Perez on a motorcycle… looks as STUPID
As George Bush at a function for rebuilding New Orleans…
cool
(L)
first!
Nice man tities tubby …
Perez, for criticizing everyone else, you look like shit.
Wow Perez,,,you look awful. Like a Care Bear on Acid. What were you thinking with this ensemble. A Bonafide WRECK.
it's bret not brett
ahh rock of love 2!!
Oh Look …. A hog on a hog
He's SO hot
I can't stand that fucking cocksucker. Is that bad?
first!
FIRST
i love bret. and perez !
FIRSt
Bret Michaels….hot
Wow Brett looks old…he is Sooo Gross!!!
first!!
He wears too much make up….i hope you asked him about that!!
first
sexy.
4rth
Brett looks just as miserable in this picture with you as you do in that picture you posted of yourself with those two douches you call Speidi…
Oh hell no. That's like seeing Rhianna with Willie Nelson.
HOT
you don't need a "," before the word "and."
COMMA SPLICE!
1st yaaaayyyy hes hott
Omigosh, Perez, you are breathtakingly ugly.
Go ahead and get the surgery if you want to be a female, but please–none of this half-way tranny look.
Your head looks like it escaped from a Mardi Gras parade…
Yikes, Perez… I am SOO not feeling your outfit! FUG.
awesome-o
Jesus Christ Perez, how many fucking times do you have to plug this stupid show? Isn't once at the top of each page enough! ATTENTION WHORE!!!
Nice clam-diggers you got on there, Perez.
My mom doesn't even wear those anymore.
First Bitches
first bitch!
You look so pretty on that bike. I'd like to ride it with you. PAP IN CHICAGO….
He is never seen without a Doo-Rag on…Sad Bald Old man wishing it was still 1985.
so hot the way perez stradles the big piece of metal! Perez is awesome! he does get to the nitty gritty! everyone watch the show tonight and be amazed! xo
This is one reality show I have NEVER watched. A bunch of bimbos trying to get into this male b1tche's bed. He is NOT all that and he is just as skanky as the skanks.
Get away from him! You're gonna get herpes!!!!
Honey, you look like a fricken CLOWN!!!
I know the entertainment industry is a circus, but this is ridiculous!
Do you have a mirror?
man, you should be on the show for what not to wear. even britney looks better than you these days!
Dude! What in god's name are you wearing and what the hell is that piece on your head? You need to call me - stat!
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Thought of it 2nd!!!
YOU ARE ALWAYS MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE AND HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY……………..YOUR A FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEREZ IS A FAT ASS
PEREZ IS A FAT ASS
PEREZ IS A FAT ASS FAG
I THOUGHT PEREZ RODE SIDE SADDLE
"The rocker is the star of one of reality TV's most successful shows"… It's in it's second season. Geez, you're suckin' his dick too?
By the way, YOU look absolutely ridiculous on that bike.
Perez, will you rock some homos world and take it up the poopy?
Ahh yes the french tranny…Frenchy….I was in Hawaii in August of 2006 and none other than Frenchy was laying on the beach next to me and my friends, she had clearly just had lip implants and was pretty much naked, when she got in the ocean for a swim she was bobbing up and down and looked like flipper, I felt bad cause everyone was laughing at her. But then I saw her on Rock of Love 2 and was like holy crap! I have met her….anyway yeah she is as dense in real life and she was on that show. Small world
perez! What's going on here-with your outfit!!?
Are you ok!!!???!!
I think Perezito looks awesome! Can somebody plz tell me what the heck Brett M. has on his head? Is that real hair under his caps and bandanas, OR JUST A WIG. Has ANYONE ever paid attention to the fact that he NEVER takes his hats or bandanas off, even to sleep???????
Re: morandi – first?????
I BET EVEN PEREZ COULD KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT WANKER!
Brett Michaels looks like a wax figure… Perez your outfit sucks
When you look ridiculous standing next to Bret Michaels that's really saying something.
does he wear that bandana cause he doeesn't have that much hair on top of his head? me and my mom always wonder that when we watch rock of love.
Hey Perez,
You like like Heat Miser. Do you have a brother that you can dress up like Snow Miser?
It's Bret, not Brett dumbass
JUST SAY NO TO LAME WHITE SUNGLASSES.
THEY LOOK CHEAP AND SO NOT CLASSY.
Re: highlander – Your head looks like it escaped from a Mardis Gras parade?!?! That's genius. LOL
THESE TWO LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF THOSE RODEO CLOWNS THAT RUN OUT INTO THE ARENA TO SAVE BUCKED OFF COWBOYS FROM CHARGING BULLS!
TOO FRIGGIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez - Ask him why he always wears that stupid bandana.. In one scene on Rock of Love where Peg Bundy look alike brings him breakfast in bed, he is wearing the bandana… Most men go bald.. Embrace it.. Wearing a bandana to secure the wig looks dumb… Funny, dont you think that most guys in his place would have a hot tub.. Doesnt want to get his wig wet.. I'd like to know if the girls from the last show who had the overnight visits, said he took off his bandana to go to sleep,
Doh. The first "like" in my previous post should say "look".
Re: nen – I was thinking the same thing: what is going on with this guy's hair? I watch that stupid show and I cannot for one second believe that guy has real hair on his big fat head.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you seriously look like a freaking CLOWN.
You should have ripped the wig off of his fat fucking head. What a loser…he's got a lot of nerve calling himself a "musician".
PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! Is his hair real or fake? It looks fake and attached to his bandana or hat! Hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Okay, To the important stuff first. Perez, can you be any cuter?? I want to pinch your cheeks and say goochie goochie goo. LOL Sorry. You bring that out in me.
Now to Bret Michaels…am I the only one that does NOT like to see a guy with trout pout?? YUCK!!! I like him but lay off the cosmetic crap, youre startigng to look like one of the girls.
Two major league DOOSHBAGS…..man Brett is pathetic. Perez. Well Uh Yep.
Perez, Have you lost weight? I can def. tell…lookin' Good.
Perez, is that part of the motorcycle in the second picture or is that your huge elephant peener? You've been holding out on us Perez.
Perez, if you did an interview with him, you should try spelling his name correctly: it's BRET (one T) Michaels.
Just an FYI to someone in the media…
I hope Brett Michaels enjoys his reality TV show. It is a perfect vehicle for him to demonstrate how he exploits vulnerable women.
What tranny? Are people kidding?
I love you Perez and strangely enough I love Bret and his rock of love. I already have your show DVRed to record later!
Perez, your hair reminds me of rainbow sherbet!
CHE PEREZ SOS UN RIDICULO. VES LA PAJA EN EL OJO AJENO Y NO LA VIGA EN EL PROPIO?? PLEEASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
please god say that you asked about his hair! he always wears those hats and bandana's it just has to be gone!
FIRST! Nah j/k. But Perez, seriously…are you going to some tragic worst dressed costume party? Your look is breathtakingly hideous.
ask him what his face looks like underneath all that makeup and how bald he is under all those hats and bandanas.
Perez, your body is huge, but you head is GIGANTIC.
bretlooks like a wax figure. way too much plastic surgery and botox… lay off of it!!!
Perez, how in the hell can you go out in public like you do?
You seriously give humans a bad name.
PEREZ dressed up like an EASTER CHICKEN Chicken already? ………. cute …………
…………i thought u were better than this Mario
I hope Perez asked the hard questions or atleast the most uncomfortable, such as :
are you totally bald or just receding?
why do you wear a bad wig?
When are you going to lose the bandana and eyeliner?
How many of these girls did you screw before you sent them home?
How drunk were you or the casting director when you hired these girls?
Do you realize that these girls are just using you to make a name for themselves? And do they know you're using them too?
Why do you drink so much even though you're a diabetic?
Finally, Why don't you ever discuss your children with these " potential" mates? and why don't you ever take them on classy dates verses only on dates that hold your interest (i.e. lingerie shops, dune buggy rides, motorcyle rides, fast food joints, and strip clubs!!!)?
Don't wear the thumbs up out too soon, sweetie. Vary it up.
A good middle finger to the photogs will add some spice, wethinks!
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do you try to dress as ugly as possible and make yourself look like a lesbian clown?? or is this just your natural bad taste in style?? You know you look like shit when that Brett Michaels wash up looks better than you
you look so ridiculous in that outfit. God, can't for once you look normal
R you kidden' me?!?!?!?
What the hell is up with ur outfit?
Do shop with Britney n dress in the dark?
Anyone wondering why he always has his head covered???? He was in an accident in 1994 and had a pretty serious head injury as well as some various broken bones. I can only imagine that he's got a lot of scars that he covers with a hat/bandana instead of a silly hair piece.
wow. yikes. both u are so effing desperate…. vh1 must be tooo… hahah
I'm sorry perez, but you no longer have the right to comment on anyone's lack of fashion sense any more
Wow. you look like paula abdul judging people singing.
Brett was cool 50 years ago, what a loser!
I love Brett!!! He is the sexiest man I've seen on TV for eons. But, Perez. Who in the world dresses you? Did you dress in the dark, or something? Lordy. LOVE BRETT MICHAELS!!!!! Cannot get enough of him. Yum, yum!!!
ew ew ew to the both of you
what the fuckkk are you wearing?
Perez…. poor Perez…. do yourself a favour…. get a fucckking stylist!!!! you look like major crapppp…. yikes… thats scary
Isn't that Dog the Bounty Hunter?