Welcome to PerezHilton.com
Welcome to PerezHilton.com - Hollywood's Most-Hated Web Site!
Celebrity Scoop Goes Here
E-mail Perez@PerezHilton.com

Report technical problems.
Perez Posse signup FAQ

Contact us to advertise on PerezHilton.com



Wear it, share it, give it, get it! Represent!

Jump to your favorite celebrity

Articles by date

The Odd Couple

Filed under: Reality Television > Personally Perez

perezbret1.jpg

We don't have much in common with Brett Michaels, and that makes our interview with him for our latest installment of What Perez Sez, airing this evening, that much more fun and interesting.

The rocker is the star of one of reality TV's most successful shows, so we just had to have him on our big reality TV stars special.

We got down to the nitty gritty of Rock of Love and talked about all your favorite hos….and that French tranny too!

What Perez Sez…about Reality Stars
airs tonight, Tuesday, March 18th
at 10:00 P.M.
on Vh1

Don't miss it!

perezbretonbikes1.jpg

145 comments to “The Odd Couple”

More comments: [1] 2 »

  1. Me says – reply to this


    1

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

  2. The Eyes says – reply to this


    2

    Perez on a motorcycle… looks as STUPID

    As George Bush at a function for rebuilding New Orleans…

  3. ev says – reply to this


    3

    cool

  4. xtine says – reply to this


    4

    (L)

  5. miss charlie says – reply to this


    5

    first!

  6. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


    6

    Nice man tities tubby …

  7. Danielle says – reply to this


    7

    Perez, for criticizing everyone else, you look like shit.

  8. Chaz says – reply to this


    8

    Wow Perez,,,you look awful. Like a Care Bear on Acid. What were you thinking with this ensemble. A Bonafide WRECK.

  9. yo says – reply to this


    9

    it's bret not brett

  10. kay says – reply to this


    10

    ahh rock of love 2!!

  11. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


    11

    Oh Look …. A hog on a hog

  12. sweetsishere says – reply to this


    12

    He's SO hot

  13. Lala says – reply to this


    13

    I can't stand that fucking cocksucker. Is that bad?

  14. me says – reply to this


    14

    first!

  15. princes says – reply to this


    15

    FIRST

  16. gina says – reply to this


    16

    i love bret. and perez !
    FIRSt

  17. Judy says – reply to this


    17

    Bret Michaels….hot

  18. Jessica says – reply to this


    18

    Wow Brett looks old…he is Sooo Gross!!!

  19. morandi says – reply to this


    19

    first!!

  20. she she says – reply to this


    20

    He wears too much make up….i hope you asked him about that!!

  21. Amy says – reply to this


    21

    first

  22. jaybeedizzle says – reply to this


    22

    sexy.
    4rth

  23. SORRY, PEREZ, BUT... says – reply to this


    23

    Brett looks just as miserable in this picture with you as you do in that picture you posted of yourself with those two douches you call Speidi…

  24. jen says – reply to this


    24

    Oh hell no. That's like seeing Rhianna with Willie Nelson.

  25. kelly says – reply to this


    25

    HOT

  26. Jenn says – reply to this


    26

    you don't need a "," before the word "and."
    COMMA SPLICE!

  27. des says – reply to this


    27

    1st yaaaayyyy hes hott

  28. highlander says – reply to this


    28

    Omigosh, Perez, you are breathtakingly ugly.
    Go ahead and get the surgery if you want to be a female, but please–none of this half-way tranny look.
    Your head looks like it escaped from a Mardi Gras parade…

  29. Heathaaa says – reply to this


    29

    Yikes, Perez… I am SOO not feeling your outfit! FUG.

  30. bob says – reply to this


    30

    awesome-o

  31. Perez is a dildo says – reply to this


    31

    Jesus Christ Perez, how many fucking times do you have to plug this stupid show? Isn't once at the top of each page enough! ATTENTION WHORE!!!

  32. EITHER YOU ARE IN OR YOU ARE OUT says – reply to this


    32

    Nice clam-diggers you got on there, Perez.
    My mom doesn't even wear those anymore.

  33. manger4 says – reply to this


    33

    First Bitches

  34. rayla says – reply to this


    34

    first bitch!

  35. Lucy says – reply to this


    35

    You look so pretty on that bike. I'd like to ride it with you. PAP IN CHICAGO….

  36. Katers says – reply to this


    36

    He is never seen without a Doo-Rag on…Sad Bald Old man wishing it was still 1985.

  37. paula says – reply to this


    37

    so hot the way perez stradles the big piece of metal! Perez is awesome! he does get to the nitty gritty! everyone watch the show tonight and be amazed! xo

  38. EACHTOHISOWNSAIDTHELADYWHOKISSEDTHECOW says – reply to this


    38

    This is one reality show I have NEVER watched. A bunch of bimbos trying to get into this male b1tche's bed. He is NOT all that and he is just as skanky as the skanks.

  39. Bob Bobsky says – reply to this


    39

    Get away from him! You're gonna get herpes!!!!

  40. Come on, Perez! Ronald McDonald is not a fashion icon! says – reply to this


    40

    Honey, you look like a fricken CLOWN!!!
    I know the entertainment industry is a circus, but this is ridiculous!
    Do you have a mirror?

  41. perez says – reply to this


    41

    man, you should be on the show for what not to wear. even britney looks better than you these days!

  42. Rachel Zoe aka chupacabra says – reply to this


    42

    Dude! What in god's name are you wearing and what the hell is that piece on your head? You need to call me - stat!

  43. babyslurs.com says – reply to this


    43

    babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com babyslurs.com

    Thought of it 2nd!!!

  44. PEREZ YOU ARE A FAT FUCK says – reply to this


    44

    YOU ARE ALWAYS MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE AND HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY……………..YOUR A FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PEREZ IS A FAT ASS
    PEREZ IS A FAT ASS
    PEREZ IS A FAT ASS FAG

  45. DMAN says – reply to this


    45

    I THOUGHT PEREZ RODE SIDE SADDLE

  46. Christie says – reply to this


    46

    "The rocker is the star of one of reality TV's most successful shows"… It's in it's second season. Geez, you're suckin' his dick too?
    By the way, YOU look absolutely ridiculous on that bike.

  47. CONTESTANT #1 says – reply to this


    47

    Perez, will you rock some homos world and take it up the poopy?

  48. Melissa says – reply to this


    48

    Ahh yes the french tranny…Frenchy….I was in Hawaii in August of 2006 and none other than Frenchy was laying on the beach next to me and my friends, she had clearly just had lip implants and was pretty much naked, when she got in the ocean for a swim she was bobbing up and down and looked like flipper, I felt bad cause everyone was laughing at her. But then I saw her on Rock of Love 2 and was like holy crap! I have met her….anyway yeah she is as dense in real life and she was on that show. Small world

  49. worried about you !!!!! says – reply to this


    49

    perez! What's going on here-with your outfit!!?

    Are you ok!!!???!!

  50. nen says – reply to this


    50

    I think Perezito looks awesome! Can somebody plz tell me what the heck Brett M. has on his head? Is that real hair under his caps and bandanas, OR JUST A WIG. Has ANYONE ever paid attention to the fact that he NEVER takes his hats or bandanas off, even to sleep???????

  51. nene says – reply to this


    51

    Re: morandi – first?????

  52. Mikey says – reply to this


    52

    I BET EVEN PEREZ COULD KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT WANKER!

  53. brooklyn says – reply to this


    53

    Brett Michaels looks like a wax figure… Perez your outfit sucks

  54. Jen says – reply to this


    54

    When you look ridiculous standing next to Bret Michaels that's really saying something.

  55. laur says – reply to this


    55

    does he wear that bandana cause he doeesn't have that much hair on top of his head? me and my mom always wonder that when we watch rock of love.

  56. Nancy says – reply to this


    56

    Hey Perez,

    You like like Heat Miser. Do you have a brother that you can dress up like Snow Miser?

  57. My name is.. says – reply to this


    57

    It's Bret, not Brett dumbass

  58. White Sunglasses Don't Look Good On Paris Either says – reply to this


    58

    JUST SAY NO TO LAME WHITE SUNGLASSES.
    THEY LOOK CHEAP AND SO NOT CLASSY.

  59. Jen says – reply to this


    59

    Re: highlander – Your head looks like it escaped from a Mardis Gras parade?!?! That's genius. LOL

  60. THESE TWO LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF RODEO CLOWNS!!! says – reply to this


    60

    THESE TWO LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF THOSE RODEO CLOWNS THAT RUN OUT INTO THE ARENA TO SAVE BUCKED OFF COWBOYS FROM CHARGING BULLS!
    TOO FRIGGIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. quiet too long says – reply to this


    61

    Perez - Ask him why he always wears that stupid bandana.. In one scene on Rock of Love where Peg Bundy look alike brings him breakfast in bed, he is wearing the bandana… Most men go bald.. Embrace it.. Wearing a bandana to secure the wig looks dumb… Funny, dont you think that most guys in his place would have a hot tub.. Doesnt want to get his wig wet.. I'd like to know if the girls from the last show who had the overnight visits, said he took off his bandana to go to sleep,

  62. Nancy says – reply to this


    62

    Doh. The first "like" in my previous post should say "look".

  63. April G says – reply to this


    63

    Re: nen – I was thinking the same thing: what is going on with this guy's hair? I watch that stupid show and I cannot for one second believe that guy has real hair on his big fat head.

  64. Koko says – reply to this


    64

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you seriously look like a freaking CLOWN.

  65. UndaPants says – reply to this


    65

    You should have ripped the wig off of his fat fucking head. What a loser…he's got a lot of nerve calling himself a "musician".

  66. JENN says – reply to this


    66

    PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! Is his hair real or fake? It looks fake and attached to his bandana or hat! Hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

  67. chickie says – reply to this


    67

    Okay, To the important stuff first. Perez, can you be any cuter?? I want to pinch your cheeks and say goochie goochie goo. LOL Sorry. You bring that out in me.

    Now to Bret Michaels…am I the only one that does NOT like to see a guy with trout pout?? YUCK!!! I like him but lay off the cosmetic crap, youre startigng to look like one of the girls.

  68. Uh Yep says – reply to this


    68

    Two major league DOOSHBAGS…..man Brett is pathetic. Perez. Well Uh Yep.

  69. Always read, but never Post says – reply to this


    69

    Perez, Have you lost weight? I can def. tell…lookin' Good.

  70. Fuchsia says – reply to this


    70

    Perez, is that part of the motorcycle in the second picture or is that your huge elephant peener? You've been holding out on us Perez.

  71. jenny4 says – reply to this


    71

    Perez, if you did an interview with him, you should try spelling his name correctly: it's BRET (one T) Michaels.

    Just an FYI to someone in the media…

  72. deedee says – reply to this


    72

    I hope Brett Michaels enjoys his reality TV show. It is a perfect vehicle for him to demonstrate how he exploits vulnerable women.

  73. deedee says – reply to this


    73

    What tranny? Are people kidding?

  74. Danielle says – reply to this


    74

    I love you Perez and strangely enough I love Bret and his rock of love. I already have your show DVRed to record later!

  75. Jebbica says – reply to this


    75

    Perez, your hair reminds me of rainbow sherbet!

  76. Maia says – reply to this


    76

    CHE PEREZ SOS UN RIDICULO. VES LA PAJA EN EL OJO AJENO Y NO LA VIGA EN EL PROPIO?? PLEEASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  77. Jray says – reply to this


    77

    please god say that you asked about his hair! he always wears those hats and bandana's it just has to be gone!

  78. blanquita says – reply to this


    78

    FIRST! Nah j/k. But Perez, seriously…are you going to some tragic worst dressed costume party? Your look is breathtakingly hideous.

  79. myeager says – reply to this


    79

    ask him what his face looks like underneath all that makeup and how bald he is under all those hats and bandanas.

  80. LookAtYou says – reply to this


    80

    Perez, your body is huge, but you head is GIGANTIC.

  81. laurney says – reply to this


    81

    bretlooks like a wax figure. way too much plastic surgery and botox… lay off of it!!!

  82. Ashley says – reply to this


    82

    Perez, how in the hell can you go out in public like you do?
    You seriously give humans a bad name.

  83. I miss ANGELIQUE too says – reply to this


    83

    PEREZ dressed up like an EASTER CHICKEN Chicken already? ………. cute ………… ;) ;) ;)

  84. giovanna says – reply to this


    84

    …………i thought u were better than this Mario

  85. K says – reply to this


    85

    I hope Perez asked the hard questions or atleast the most uncomfortable, such as :

    are you totally bald or just receding?
    why do you wear a bad wig?
    When are you going to lose the bandana and eyeliner?
    How many of these girls did you screw before you sent them home?
    How drunk were you or the casting director when you hired these girls?
    Do you realize that these girls are just using you to make a name for themselves? And do they know you're using them too?
    Why do you drink so much even though you're a diabetic?

    Finally, Why don't you ever discuss your children with these " potential" mates? and why don't you ever take them on classy dates verses only on dates that hold your interest (i.e. lingerie shops, dune buggy rides, motorcyle rides, fast food joints, and strip clubs!!!)?

  86. tanya kristine says – reply to this


    86

    Don't wear the thumbs up out too soon, sweetie. Vary it up.

    A good middle finger to the photogs will add some spice, wethinks!

  87. in the know... says – reply to this


    87

    wanna laugh?

    get your daily dose of randomosity…

    www.intheknowwithhpro.com

  88. javajunkie says – reply to this


    88

    do you try to dress as ugly as possible and make yourself look like a lesbian clown?? or is this just your natural bad taste in style?? You know you look like shit when that Brett Michaels wash up looks better than you

  89. Paa says – reply to this


    89

    you look so ridiculous in that outfit. God, can't for once you look normal

  90. M says – reply to this


    90

    R you kidden' me?!?!?!?
    What the hell is up with ur outfit?
    Do shop with Britney n dress in the dark?

  91. Christine says – reply to this


    91

    Anyone wondering why he always has his head covered???? He was in an accident in 1994 and had a pretty serious head injury as well as some various broken bones. I can only imagine that he's got a lot of scars that he covers with a hat/bandana instead of a silly hair piece.

  92. ZZZZZZZZZZZE says – reply to this


    92

    wow. yikes. both u are so effing desperate…. vh1 must be tooo… hahah

  93. charlene says – reply to this


    93

    I'm sorry perez, but you no longer have the right to comment on anyone's lack of fashion sense any more

  94. Joe says – reply to this


    94

    Wow. you look like paula abdul judging people singing.

  95. Tool alert! says – reply to this


    95

    Brett was cool 50 years ago, what a loser!

  96. ks says – reply to this


    96

    I love Brett!!! He is the sexiest man I've seen on TV for eons. But, Perez. Who in the world dresses you? Did you dress in the dark, or something? Lordy. LOVE BRETT MICHAELS!!!!! Cannot get enough of him. Yum, yum!!!

  97. miss m says – reply to this


    97

    ew ew ew to the both of you

  98. j says – reply to this


    98

    what the fuckkk are you wearing?

  99. Fox82 says – reply to this


    99

    Perez…. poor Perez…. do yourself a favour…. get a fucckking stylist!!!! you look like major crapppp…. yikes… thats scary

  100. coco says – reply to this


    100

    Isn't that Dog the Bounty Hunter?

More comments: [1] 2 »