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Eva Longoria celebrated her 42nd birthday last week with this cake.
She's really into herself. But, then again, aren't we all????
Nice try, Eva. But your cake pales in comparison to this hotness!

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Eva Longoria celebrated her 42nd birthday last week with this cake.
She's really into herself. But, then again, aren't we all????
Nice try, Eva. But your cake pales in comparison to this hotness!
first….and she is 33 NOT 43
Well it was her birthday a lot of people do the same thing.
lmao
REMEMBER SEEN THAT CAKE OF THE FULL BRIDE>>> PRETTY DISGUSTING!!
Do you mean 33rd birthday???
She's 43? WOW.
FIRST!!!
um… she's not 43, she's 33.
43rd Birthday?!! Is that a joke?
this wasn't here at first……….and that looks nothing like her
she's 33..
wow! such an ugly cake!
sexaay cake lol!!
Shit art work
I saw a picture of her last week on a site without her makeup and extensions and she made my eyes bleed. She is truly hideous in the flesh. And she's old!!!
she looks like a bucktoothed, midget wetback rabbit.
Looks like a cross between Angelina Jolie and Missy Thang!
43! Damn she's getting old.
Ha ha A wetback beaner cake. Is the frosting made of taco sauce.
This is pretty gross. A cake in your own likeness. All of us can definitely be "into ourselves", but I just don't think my face belongs on something I'm going to digest… and in turn, so will many others.
Seriously Perez, check your typos before you submit your comments. Eva is 33. Also, there's nothing for you to hate on her for.
Perez,
Do you mix up celebrities' ages on purpose? Clearly Eva's not 43…
Good one, Perez!!! She probably really is 43!
She looks like a maid in an evening gown.
Poor tiny Eva, she's getting old I wonder what she'll go when her trashy show goes off the air. Pitch woman for Taco belle I presume.
What's wrong with being 43? 43 is not old if you take care of yourself.
Wow that cake is Mexitastic! LOL
Why do u always joke that she's in her 40's, Perez? lol
lmao Perez u kill me!
all you bitches are just jelouse of eva. leave her alone.
and the life size cake on the other page is a very good likeness.
jealous? yeah right, this little illegal beaner will be back in my backyard picking lettuce once her stupid show is finished. She has no class and routinely shops at Walmart which is practically a second home for wetbacks.
Grrrrrrrrrr get yer facts straight me man, she's 33 matey!
Please, how dense can some of you be ? He knows she is 33.
annnnnd she's 33.. and beautiful.. not 43… wtf?
Re: Shannon –
Seriously Shannon, Perez is being sarcastic
Perez sez: "She's really into herself. But, then again, aren't we all????"
– Uh. No. We aren't. Not by a long shot.
r u sure 43… I think u ment 33
– By the way, who made this cake anyway!?!? Some part-time cake decorator from Michaels'?
uh yea… so she turned 34, not 43…
She is still a short little rabbit looking wetback bitch! Good for nothing except maid work and picking beans. She has a little money, so what. She still has no taste or class like all the other Mexicans.
she's 33 not 43 wow
ncaa…………no class at all
yeah you should fix that age. she is not 43 she is 33.
Dumb ass she is NOT 42…
You all are the dumbasses who don't realize IT'S A JOKE. She looks like crap, Perez says she's 43, and then sits back and laughs at all you people who correct him on her age. WAKE UP and get a sense of humor!
she is 33 u got your info perez
you all should learn to read he said 42nd and I heard on the radio this morning, that Tony didn't show up to her party to see the ugly cake
Perez, Eva is 33… Wtf?
isnt she like 32/33 yo?! whats with all the 42 mambo jumbo???
Come on, really!!!
How VAIN do you have to be to want a cake with your own picture on it?!?!
I bet her house has mirrors for walls in every room, too.
And where she doesn't have mirrors, she probably has pictures of herself. Ugh!
she is such a stupid bitch
she was born in 1975…so that makes her 33!…U WEREN'T EVEN CLOSE PEREEZZ
perez shes never 42…must be 32 lmfao
SHE LOOKS WAY BETTER ON THE CAKE!!
Wrong age! Do your research!!!!!
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… you were 43.
She's not 42
Britney said it best "you want a piece of me"
i thought she just turned 33… get the facts straight in life on a cake she still looks hot
She is only 33.
OMG Perez, get her age right! Seriously!
Who the hell does this conceited cow think she is? Wow she is so full of herself.
BTW you know Perez is having a laugh about her age? Duh!
OMG LOL! Ghetto fab.
she's 32 not 42 DAMN PEREZ FOR A BIG MOUTH U SURE DONT KNOW UR SHIT!!!!!!!
i think she's hot!
PEREZ IS SUCHA HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVA LOOKS GREAT!!! ALL YA'LL ARE A BUNCHA HATERS AND I BET HALF OF YOU LOOK UGLY ASS HELL COMPARED TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!! HATERS HATERS HATERS
I just checked IMDB, she is only 33! I didn't think she was over 40.
Damn, I didn't know she was that damn old! Perez are you playing or what?
did you mean 32?
check out en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Longoria. she was born in 1975 which means she is 33 not 42.
SHE IS UGLY! I saw her in an interview and she said she was called ugly as a child. Well, SHE IS! She has to toot her own horn to get noticed.
SPEAKING OF HORSE FACES EVA LONGORIA HAS A MAJOR ONE!!!! FUCKING UGLY!!!! AND THAT CAKE IS TOO PRETTY TO LOOK LIKE HER. THAT LIFE SIZED CAKE THROUGH THE LINK IS THE ILLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!! P-I-M-P!! SPEAKING OF HORSE FACES EVA LONGORIA HAS A MAJOR ONE!!!! FUCKING UGLY!!!! AND THAT CAKES IS UGLY DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HER. THAT LIFE SIZED CAKE THROUGH THE LINK IS THE ILLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!! P-I-M-P!!
i cant believe they even paid for that shitty cake…it doesnt even look like her.
She was born in 1975. She is 33, not 43. Correct your article, you moron.
jealous of eva much?
She is 33!! And damn hot at that!
People do not have cakes made up to look like themselves!?! What a full-of-herself bitch…I can not wait until her career goes up in flames…and it will, soon.
Who cares how old she is, her 15 minutes are almost up.You want proof? She does a commercial here in TX for a grocery store (HEB) Yeah that's real A-list!
she is the tackiest ever, this cake sucks! If she ordered a cake with a dwarf on its top, would be way less tacky.
DAMN! I didn't know she was forty two! She looks good!
42nd … don't think so !!!
42 are you sure
the cake looks like bollywood actress priyanka chopra not eva longoria
sorry prez
its 33 not 43!
what…she aint 42..!!!
i met the woman who did the sculpture of that cake a few days ago. her name is elizabeth bonura, she's sweet.
its more like 33rd birthday. shes not even in her 40s yet
i'm diggin the blackeye!
too bad she's like 33 or something
I WANT MY HOUSEWIVES BACK!!!!! DAMNNNNNNNNNNN I'M GAY. THAT JAILBIRD LEPRECAUN HAS ME HOT AND BOTHERED
she sure does look 43! She dresses and looks like an old lady
Dude shes 33 Perez not 43… come on keep up with facts
she turned 33
Hey everybody, fag boy's just says those things (like she's 42) to get a rise out of us. The best thing to do is ignore his dumb ass.
Good lord perez…43?? I mean yeah, she IS getting up there but she aint THAT old!
The cake looks more like Scarlett Johaneson, how does that work?!
isn't she 33? fuck that she's still old and ugly. i feel sorry for any person who ate that shitface cake
Okay, Eva Longoria is NOT 42 years old. Last time I checked she just turned 33.
you're all bitches, he playin on yo'l
isn't she like 33?:P