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Eva Longoria celebrated her 42nd birthday last week with this cake.

She's really into herself. But, then again, aren't we all????

Nice try, Eva. But your cake pales in comparison to this hotness!

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 8:40 am / Email this  »
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    1. brittanye says – reply to this


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      first….and she is 33 NOT 43

    2. rizzl says – reply to this


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      Well it was her birthday a lot of people do the same thing.

    3. teddyrocks says – reply to this


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      lmao

    4. fiona says – reply to this


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      REMEMBER SEEN THAT CAKE OF THE FULL BRIDE>>> PRETTY DISGUSTING!!

    5. C says – reply to this


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      Do you mean 33rd birthday???

    6. A says – reply to this


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      She's 43? WOW.

    7. Anne says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    8. katie says – reply to this


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      um… she's not 43, she's 33.

    9. EDAJ says – reply to this


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      43rd Birthday?!! Is that a joke?

    10. rommette says – reply to this


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      this wasn't here at first……….and that looks nothing like her

    11. hhh says – reply to this


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      she's 33..

    12. bananers says – reply to this


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      wow! such an ugly cake!

    13. megz says – reply to this


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      sexaay cake lol!!

    14. G.O.D. says – reply to this


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      Shit art work

    15. ugly Eva says – reply to this


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      I saw a picture of her last week on a site without her makeup and extensions and she made my eyes bleed. She is truly hideous in the flesh. And she's old!!!

    16. Teri Hatcher says – reply to this


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      she looks like a bucktoothed, midget wetback rabbit.

    17. laquisha shaniqua says – reply to this


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      Looks like a cross between Angelina Jolie and Missy Thang!

    18. Cake & Ice cream says – reply to this


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      43! Damn she's getting old.

    19. Frank&beans says – reply to this


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      Ha ha A wetback beaner cake. Is the frosting made of taco sauce.

    20. SB says – reply to this


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      This is pretty gross. A cake in your own likeness. All of us can definitely be "into ourselves", but I just don't think my face belongs on something I'm going to digest… and in turn, so will many others.

    21. Shannon says – reply to this


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      Seriously Perez, check your typos before you submit your comments. Eva is 33. Also, there's nothing for you to hate on her for.

    22. Es says – reply to this


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      Perez,
      Do you mix up celebrities' ages on purpose? Clearly Eva's not 43…

    23. you says – reply to this


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      Good one, Perez!!! She probably really is 43!

    24. Long Horn Ted says – reply to this


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      She looks like a maid in an evening gown.

    25. Burrito Supreme says – reply to this


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      Poor tiny Eva, she's getting old I wonder what she'll go when her trashy show goes off the air. Pitch woman for Taco belle I presume.

    26. 42 and holding says – reply to this


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      What's wrong with being 43? 43 is not old if you take care of yourself.

    27. Stevie says – reply to this


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      Wow that cake is Mexitastic! LOL

      Why do u always joke that she's in her 40's, Perez? lol

    28. razziedazzie says – reply to this


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      lmao Perez u kill me! :)

    29. cece says – reply to this


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      all you bitches are just jelouse of eva. leave her alone.
      and the life size cake on the other page is a very good likeness.

    30. Bugs bunny says – reply to this


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      jealous? yeah right, this little illegal beaner will be back in my backyard picking lettuce once her stupid show is finished. She has no class and routinely shops at Walmart which is practically a second home for wetbacks.

    31. Bloke says – reply to this


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      Grrrrrrrrrr get yer facts straight me man, she's 33 matey!

    32. mar says – reply to this


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      Please, how dense can some of you be ? He knows she is 33.

    33. Arika says – reply to this


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      annnnnd she's 33.. and beautiful.. not 43… wtf?

    34. ann says – reply to this


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      Re: Shannon –

      Seriously Shannon, Perez is being sarcastic

    35. NotSoMuch says – reply to this


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      Perez sez: "She's really into herself. But, then again, aren't we all????"

      – Uh. No. We aren't. Not by a long shot.

    36. jr says – reply to this


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      r u sure 43… I think u ment 33

    37. AndP.S. says – reply to this


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      – By the way, who made this cake anyway!?!? Some part-time cake decorator from Michaels'?

    38. Allie says – reply to this


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      uh yea… so she turned 34, not 43…

    39. She's is ugly says – reply to this


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      She is still a short little rabbit looking wetback bitch! Good for nothing except maid work and picking beans. She has a little money, so what. She still has no taste or class like all the other Mexicans.

    40. sin says – reply to this


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      she's 33 not 43 wow

    41. lorenawoods says – reply to this


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      ncaa…………no class at all

    42. crystal says – reply to this


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      yeah you should fix that age. she is not 43 she is 33.

    43. Axxcexx says – reply to this


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      Dumb ass she is NOT 42…

    44. Melissa says – reply to this


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      You all are the dumbasses who don't realize IT'S A JOKE. She looks like crap, Perez says she's 43, and then sits back and laughs at all you people who correct him on her age. WAKE UP and get a sense of humor!

    45. john says – reply to this


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      she is 33 u got your info perez

    46. smokey says – reply to this


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      you all should learn to read he said 42nd and I heard on the radio this morning, that Tony didn't show up to her party to see the ugly cake

    47. oh god says – reply to this


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      Perez, Eva is 33… Wtf?

    48. babyboy says – reply to this


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      isnt she like 32/33 yo?! whats with all the 42 mambo jumbo???

    49. LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! says – reply to this


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      Come on, really!!!
      How VAIN do you have to be to want a cake with your own picture on it?!?!
      I bet her house has mirrors for walls in every room, too.
      And where she doesn't have mirrors, she probably has pictures of herself. Ugh!

    50. um.... says – reply to this


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      she is such a stupid bitch

    51. caro says – reply to this


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      she was born in 1975…so that makes her 33!…U WEREN'T EVEN CLOSE PEREEZZ

    52. grace says – reply to this


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      perez shes never 42…must be 32 lmfao

    53. nadia says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS WAY BETTER ON THE CAKE!!

    54. belle says – reply to this


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      Wrong age! Do your research!!!!!

    55. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      HEY EVERYBODY…CHECK THIS OUT! SIGN A BDAY CARD FOR PEREZ AT
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      YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PUT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS. BUT PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE BE RESPECTFUL..IT'S A BIRTHDAY CARD!! IF YOU HAVE TO BE MEAN…GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM HERE! IT'S QUICK, FUN AND EASY

    56. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      Re: jimmyjazz – I MEANT TO SAY…..IF YOU HAVE TO MAKE SNARLY COMMENTS DO IT "HERE" AS IN THIS WEBSITE. DON'T DESECRATE HIS BIRTHDAY CARD….BUT SINCE I KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU ARE…HOPEFULLY THIS COMPANY WOULD DELETE HATE BEFORE SENDING THEIR PRODUCT TO A CELEBRITY!

    57. Perez, I thought ... says – reply to this


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      … you were 43.

    58. Nikki says – reply to this


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      She's not 42

    59. mike M says – reply to this


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      Britney said it best "you want a piece of me"

    60. paula says – reply to this


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      i thought she just turned 33… get the facts straight in life on a cake she still looks hot

    61. Angela says – reply to this


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      She is only 33.

    62. Miguel says – reply to this


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      OMG Perez, get her age right! Seriously!

    63. yomama says – reply to this


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      Who the hell does this conceited cow think she is? Wow she is so full of herself.
      BTW you know Perez is having a laugh about her age? Duh!

    64. Jen says – reply to this


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      OMG LOL! Ghetto fab.

    65. DUUUHHHH says – reply to this


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      she's 32 not 42 DAMN PEREZ FOR A BIG MOUTH U SURE DONT KNOW UR SHIT!!!!!!!

    66. jil says – reply to this


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      i think she's hot!

    67. DUUUHHH says – reply to this


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      PEREZ IS SUCHA HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVA LOOKS GREAT!!! ALL YA'LL ARE A BUNCHA HATERS AND I BET HALF OF YOU LOOK UGLY ASS HELL COMPARED TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!! HATERS HATERS HATERS

    68. Laurie says – reply to this


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      I just checked IMDB, she is only 33! I didn't think she was over 40.

    69. Damn says – reply to this


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      Damn, I didn't know she was that damn old! Perez are you playing or what?

    70. Allie says – reply to this


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      did you mean 32?

    71. carrieann says – reply to this


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      check out en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Longoria. she was born in 1975 which means she is 33 not 42.

    72. Kelly says – reply to this


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      SHE IS UGLY! I saw her in an interview and she said she was called ugly as a child. Well, SHE IS! She has to toot her own horn to get noticed.

    73. WONDER TWIN says – reply to this


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      SPEAKING OF HORSE FACES EVA LONGORIA HAS A MAJOR ONE!!!! FUCKING UGLY!!!! AND THAT CAKE IS TOO PRETTY TO LOOK LIKE HER. THAT LIFE SIZED CAKE THROUGH THE LINK IS THE ILLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!! P-I-M-P!! SPEAKING OF HORSE FACES EVA LONGORIA HAS A MAJOR ONE!!!! FUCKING UGLY!!!! AND THAT CAKES IS UGLY DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HER. THAT LIFE SIZED CAKE THROUGH THE LINK IS THE ILLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!! P-I-M-P!!

    74. jm says – reply to this


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      i cant believe they even paid for that shitty cake…it doesnt even look like her.

    75. trinag says – reply to this


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      She was born in 1975. She is 33, not 43. Correct your article, you moron.

    76. aly says – reply to this


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      jealous of eva much?

    77. Hot Moma says – reply to this


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      She is 33!! And damn hot at that!

    78. Cassie says – reply to this


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      People do not have cakes made up to look like themselves!?! What a full-of-herself bitch…I can not wait until her career goes up in flames…and it will, soon. :(

    79. Flowerbomb says – reply to this


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      Who cares how old she is, her 15 minutes are almost up.You want proof? She does a commercial here in TX for a grocery store (HEB) Yeah that's real A-list!

    80. hugo says – reply to this


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      she is the tackiest ever, this cake sucks! If she ordered a cake with a dwarf on its top, would be way less tacky.

    81. Ryan says – reply to this


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      DAMN! I didn't know she was forty two! She looks good!

    82. Karin says – reply to this


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      42nd … don't think so !!!

    83. gina says – reply to this


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      42 are you sure

    84. sindy says – reply to this


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      the cake looks like bollywood actress priyanka chopra not eva longoria

    85. Liz says – reply to this


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      sorry prez
      its 33 not 43!

    86. andrea says – reply to this


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      what…she aint 42..!!!

    87. lsweetfromaustin says – reply to this


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      i met the woman who did the sculpture of that cake a few days ago. her name is elizabeth bonura, she's sweet.

    88. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      its more like 33rd birthday. shes not even in her 40s yet

      i'm diggin the blackeye!

    89. Lisa says – reply to this


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      too bad she's like 33 or something

    90. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      I WANT MY HOUSEWIVES BACK!!!!! DAMNNNNNNNNNNN I'M GAY. THAT JAILBIRD LEPRECAUN HAS ME HOT AND BOTHERED

    91. J says – reply to this


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      she sure does look 43! She dresses and looks like an old lady

    92. irisheye04 says – reply to this


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      Dude shes 33 Perez not 43… come on keep up with facts

    93. correction says – reply to this


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      she turned 33

    94. dick noser says – reply to this


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      Hey everybody, fag boy's just says those things (like she's 42) to get a rise out of us. The best thing to do is ignore his dumb ass.

    95. lovely says – reply to this


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      Good lord perez…43?? I mean yeah, she IS getting up there but she aint THAT old!

    96. filledevoyage says – reply to this


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      The cake looks more like Scarlett Johaneson, how does that work?!

    97. evasux says – reply to this


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      isn't she 33? fuck that she's still old and ugly. i feel sorry for any person who ate that shitface cake

    98. Hannah says – reply to this


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      Okay, Eva Longoria is NOT 42 years old. Last time I checked she just turned 33.

    99. keekee says – reply to this


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      you're all bitches, he playin on yo'l

    100. Paolyn says – reply to this


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      isn't she like 33?:P

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