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Eva Longoria celebrated her 42nd birthday last week with this cake.
She's really into herself. But, then again, aren't we all????
Nice try, Eva. But your cake pales in comparison to this hotness!

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Eva Longoria celebrated her 42nd birthday last week with this cake.
She's really into herself. But, then again, aren't we all????
Nice try, Eva. But your cake pales in comparison to this hotness!
Eva Longoria is obsessed with herself!!!!! Every time I see her I am irritated!!! What grown person wants to have a cake with their pic on it???????
She's not that old…she's in her early 30s. Come on, Perez, be nice.
Eva, this cake looks stupid! Couldn't you have just had frosting flowers and happy birthday written on it. But the black woman's cake is even worse! That cake looks like a mummy somebody dug up!
Re: Bugs bunny – You need your buck teeth slapped right out of your trash talking muzzle! You know damn well, Eva is no wetback!! And pick your own damn lettuce bitch before you go to Walmart!
Wow thats pretty lame. Who needs a cake that has themself on it? Plus your all fucking stupid. He said 42..don't know where your all getting 43 from. Even if it is the wrong age…your all really stupid.
i don't understand why people keep saying 43. he said 42. cmon people.
she definitely is NOT 42. look it up before you post news. k thanks.
42????!!!
holy cow! shes old fo reals!