We're Sorry For Him

Andy Dick took his son, Lucas, to the Paley Television Festival in Los Angeles on Monday night.

We can't even begin to imagine what it must be like to have ANDY DICK as your father.

So embarrassing!

Andy: Son, have you read those stories about me being a drug addict?

Lucas: Yes, dad.

Andy: And have you seen pictures of me making out with guys????

Lucas: Yes! Why are we talking about this???

Andy: Because they're all lies! Don't believe anything you read, unless you hear it from me. Oh, and by the way, I'm going to rehab soon and then I'm having a sex change. Love ya!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 3:30 pm / Email this »

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gfnenkes says – reply to this

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Yikes.
first says – reply to this

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FUCKING FIIIIIIIIIIRST!
molly kay says – reply to this

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first!
GAYASSHOMO says – reply to this

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first
amy says – reply to this

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he doesn't look like him
blah says – reply to this

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Yuck… stop it dad!
FIRST says – reply to this

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FIRST FUCK HEADS!!
me says – reply to this

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First!
mr mr loo lo says – reply to this

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first!
Bonita says – reply to this

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Thank goodness Lucs doesn't look like his Dad. At least he has that in his favor.
mollie says – reply to this

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=0
suckss
pumpkin says – reply to this

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He looks like a nice kid. Hope he is mature enough to understand his father is a very sick (physically and emotionally) man, but probably loves him very much.
nick says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
hate monger says – reply to this

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I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT ANDY AND HIS SON SMOKE WEED AND SNORT COKE TOGETHER…
Monkey see, Monkey do! says – reply to this

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You assume that his son doesn't do those things as well…
If he was so embarrassed, why would he go to this event with his dad?
lee says – reply to this

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first
Z says – reply to this

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4th?
liz says – reply to this

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an alright looking kid for an ugly ass father.
Hey says – reply to this

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Hey, at least he's a cutie.
aprilb says – reply to this

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That boy is shockingly cute, considering who his father is.
star says – reply to this

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What is wrong with him making out with guys? You only wish you could Perez!! You must be jealous that you couldn't make out with young hot guys like he did!! BTW his son is kinda cute in a geeky way!!
christina says – reply to this

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I think his son is cute!
GET A LIFE says – reply to this

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WHO GIVES A FUCK WHOS FIRST!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERS!
[[[[[[[ itz hill/bill bitchez]]]]] says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

andyz looking pretty ruff
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzluv my perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ALEXIS says – reply to this

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I thought he was Andy Dick's new boyfriend. EWWWWWWW. Poor guy
THESE NUTS says – reply to this

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Are you just jealous that he has a legitimate kid and you never will?
celebrity publicist says – reply to this

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Son's hot. I'd hit it, back up, and hit it again. With like 2 condoms, though because I wouldn't want to help spread those Andy Dick genes.
Lucas Dick says – reply to this

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Leave my daddy alone you nasty hatemongers.

He's just an individual.
wow says – reply to this

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He is surprisingly cute!
? says – reply to this

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he has another son
who is younger
suckss
ICANTSTANDHIM says – reply to this

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His son loves him so its all good. Me personally..I think his last name is appropriate.
LARRY CRAIG says – reply to this

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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY NASTY FAGS SHOULD NOT HAVE CHILDREN.
guerabasura says – reply to this

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What the fuck Perez?? I thought you were gay and all for gay-transgender rights?? Who gives a fuck who Andy Dick is fucking anyways????? Are you upset because no one wants to fuck you??
jay gee arr says – reply to this

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Umm… really?! Someone out there had Andy Dick's spawn! I don't really believe it, sorry!
Ali says – reply to this

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SON IS HOT! POST ABOUT HIM MORE!
she she says – reply to this

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His son is actually cute
WONDER TWIN says – reply to this

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HOW DOES HE HAVE SUCH A CUTE SON?? HE'S HOT!!
red says – reply to this

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Hwe woke up with a huge load of JIZZ in his hair. Happy Fathers Day
LTZ says – reply to this

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HE HAS A SON?!?!?!?!?!
ya ya says – reply to this

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Re: jay gee arr – Andy has 3 kids in all.
NO! says – reply to this

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Why am i attracted to his son?
boo freekedy who says – reply to this

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Why would he be embarrassed… he's a fucking ton of money… we should be embarrassed for letting AnDy DiCk be a star.
Cin says – reply to this

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His mom must be pretty.
Cam-Star says – reply to this

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His son is tres cute - and I think he does kinda favor his father. I had no idea Andy Dick had kids. Who's the mama, that's what I want to know!
J Bro says – reply to this

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Wow, Lucas is a handsome guy. Do we know how old he is? Or who his mother is?
DMAN says – reply to this

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IS HE A PIRATE TOO
chickie says – reply to this

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Oh I had no idea he was a father. Hmmmm ya know you cant help whose genes you inherit. Lets hope the kid either took after mom (WHO SLEPT WITH HIM???) or at the very least has a knack for privacy unlike a.d.
Carl says – reply to this

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I feel so sorry for this young man. It's so hard for him to turn out well with a dad like Andy. How can Andy do what he does knowing he has a son at home whom it hurts? If I ever met Andy, I would probably punch him in the face.
chupacabra says – reply to this

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His son looks older than some of those guys Andy's been with recently.
KT says – reply to this

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Is it just me, or does his son look a little like Nicky Hilton? A lost Hilton heir!
Angela says – reply to this

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He's a hottie! Sure didn't see that coming…
fk says – reply to this

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lucas is sweet and really nice..
he's not really like andy but he loves his dad and yes they do like to party together.
marble grapes says – reply to this

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Hey Perez!!! love the dialogue, its genius. Next time do one between tom and katie……………….like what they would say if they actually talked to one another when they arent in public.
Marissa says – reply to this

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I actually am friends with both of them, but andy dick is just obsessive when it comes to trying to get guys to sleep with him 24/7. Lucas is a stand up comedian and hes so so so sweet. I feel bad for him too, but again hes a good friend of mine and i will stand up for him.
ilovedick says – reply to this

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Man how i love Andy Dick i mean he's so fuckin hilarious!
Too bad he doesn't starr in more movies though, damn…
ilovedick says – reply to this

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btw, who's the mother?
you CAN get a name change you know! says – reply to this

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I'd be more embarrassed to have the last name Dick! Get it changed already!
RJP3 says – reply to this

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first off - he is a hot guy
looks pretty well adjusted
and I am sure he gets soem serious non-conditional love from his Dad.
glad to see Andy looking happy out with someone he loves.
PenusHiltun says – reply to this

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that would truly be hellish to have andy dick as your dad. having said that i have always found andy dick to be very funny and entertaining
alfonsojose says – reply to this

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Hot Kid
so rich, so pretty says – reply to this

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wow his son is fucking hot!!
id tap that and you KNOW you would too!!
gina says – reply to this

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his son is REALLY hot! what was andy like 12 when he was born?
dale says – reply to this

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OMG he's so cute!
KML says – reply to this

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Um… How in the world does he have a son to begin with??? Was he pretending to be straight back in the day??? I'm so confused!
Maura says – reply to this

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He must look like the mom. Thank god.
PerezSupporter says – reply to this

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His son is way cute.

How old is Andy Dick?
maddawg says – reply to this

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damn his son is so fine!!!
hobieluv83 says – reply to this

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I am shocked to think Andy Dick has a child. And a pretty hot one at that. I'm pretty sure Andy's butt chin is surgically enhanced, so maybe he looked normal before all that work was done.

But again, his son is cute!
Lauren says – reply to this

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I think this is mean hearted, especially since you have been all"pro-britt britt" lately!" Andy is crazy, but wouldn't it be boring if he was just another Pitt or McDreamy. Sick. And his son is hot and cute. Perez, you should do star bios. Who knew Andy had kids?
angelbaby says – reply to this

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THats kinda funny that he has a son. He's kinda cute too. Unfortunate nose though. Lovely eye
Lucas's Dick Maria's Angina says – reply to this

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Awww, he's cute. Lucky he didn't turn out exactly like his dad. I guess we're all in agreement that he's way to hot for his father
sj says – reply to this

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I LOVE his sweater. Does anyone know who made it?
Ana says – reply to this

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he's not that bad looking..
cute actually!
Ryan says – reply to this

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he is kind of cute, Andy Dicks son.
yayyyaatrick says – reply to this

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i know lucas and his dad personally fuck ups to the max. and i am pretty sure lucas slept with his dads girlfriend or visa versa
andrea says – reply to this

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lucas graduated from my school 2 years ago.
hes a nice guy. he definetly is a partier.
Alexandra says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehe says – reply to this

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and lucas graduated from the hs i went 2… hes not so sad about it cuz he changed his name from lucas andrews to lucas dick!!! he aint crying about it nemore…
Linda Lee says – reply to this

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His son is really cute…
-_- says – reply to this

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Holy shiz..i never felt so bad for sum1 b4 like this in my life!
ursaminorjim says – reply to this

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So by your standards "making out with guys" is the equivalent of "being a drug addict." Nice.
Self-loathing much, Mario?
ursaminorjim says – reply to this

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So you're basically saying that "making out with guys" and "having a sex change" are the equivalent of "being a drug addict?" Nice.
Self-loathing much, Mario?
Vane says – reply to this

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When this kid says that his dad is a dick he's not kidding in any way.
peter says – reply to this

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"making out with guys" "then I'm having a sex change"

even perez admits that homosexuals are gross and disgusting
Stafford says – reply to this

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what's more sad …

that his dad is andy dick?

Or

Some poor girl fucked andy dick and had his baby?
lol.
cynthia says – reply to this

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wow so i personaly know lucas (i went to middle school with him) and he did change his last name from Andrews to Dick so i dont think he is that embarrassed by his dad. And i know for a fact that him and his dad are close! weird seeing him on perez …
Alissa says – reply to this

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WOW!!!! I had no idea he had a son, or even was the slightest bit into women, but I guess this proves he once did ;p I would just about die of embarrassment if that was my father!!!! I gotta say tho I think his son's pretty hott and thankfully looks nothing like him!!!!!!
aussieman000 says – reply to this

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those curls are sexy…
Ms. C says – reply to this

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I taught Lucas his freshman and sophomore year (Spanish), and he really is a good kid. Big heart.

Hi Lucas!!

-Ms. C
EASY ON THE EYES says – reply to this

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NOW HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU THINK ANDY WANTED TO DO HIS OWN SON????????……THE SON IS A CUTIE!!!!
teacher says – reply to this

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lucas is hot! i'd make out with him. no ones father is perfect you fugly turd.
you and donatella are truly the hardest two faces to have to look at in the history of photography.
notgonnasayit says – reply to this

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duuuude, i went to middle and high school with lucas and he was so ashamed of his father until he got famous and then he changed his last name from his mothers maiden name to his fathers last name dick….in seventh grade i worked on a project with lucas and he did absolutely nothing and i presented it alone…i told andy about this and he just shrugged. BAHAHAHAHAHA
jessica says – reply to this

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his son is sooooo hot
LucasDick says – reply to this

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Re: Ms. C –
hi ms. c, thanks for the nice comment!!!! i have to tell you i remember your classes fondly especially your big titties. i really wanted to squeeze your tits and lick your snatch. i had a monster boner the whole class. maybe we can get together sometime and i can cum on your face. nice to hear from you again, love lucas
AM says – reply to this

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his son looks really cute!!
John says – reply to this

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I'm trying to figure out how Mr. Dick, name notwithstanding, managed to achieve and maintan an insertble erection while in the presence of a female. Or perhaps he was a turkey-baster baby?
perez' papi says – reply to this

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hey perez! how's YOUR father? *snicker*
girlybat says – reply to this

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he's quite handsome.
Holly GoFuckYourself says – reply to this

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how sure are we that this isn't a Pop Fiction thing?
Jenna? says – reply to this

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He's still alive?

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