We're Sorry For Him
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Andy Dick
Andy Dick took his son, Lucas, to the Paley Television Festival in Los Angeles on Monday night.
We can't even begin to imagine what it must be like to have ANDY DICK as your father.
So embarrassing!
Andy: Son, have you read those stories about me being a drug addict?
Lucas: Yes, dad.
Andy: And have you seen pictures of me making out with guys????
Lucas: Yes! Why are we talking about this???
Andy: Because they're all lies! Don't believe anything you read, unless you hear it from me. Oh, and by the way, I'm going to rehab soon and then I'm having a sex change. Love ya!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: March 18, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Yikes.
FUCKING FIIIIIIIIIIRST!
first!
first
he doesn't look like him
Yuck… stop it dad!
FIRST FUCK HEADS!!
First!
first!
Thank goodness Lucs doesn't look like his Dad. At least he has that in his favor.
=0
suckss
He looks like a nice kid. Hope he is mature enough to understand his father is a very sick (physically and emotionally) man, but probably loves him very much.
FIRST!!!
I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT ANDY AND HIS SON SMOKE WEED AND SNORT COKE TOGETHER…
You assume that his son doesn't do those things as well…
If he was so embarrassed, why would he go to this event with his dad?
first
4th?
an alright looking kid for an ugly ass father.
Hey, at least he's a cutie.
That boy is shockingly cute, considering who his father is.
What is wrong with him making out with guys? You only wish you could Perez!! You must be jealous that you couldn't make out with young hot guys like he did!! BTW his son is kinda cute in a geeky way!!
I think his son is cute!
WHO GIVES A FUCK WHOS FIRST!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERS!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
andyz looking pretty ruff
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzluv my perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I thought he was Andy Dick's new boyfriend. EWWWWWWW. Poor guy
Are you just jealous that he has a legitimate kid and you never will?
Son's hot. I'd hit it, back up, and hit it again. With like 2 condoms, though because I wouldn't want to help spread those Andy Dick genes.
Leave my daddy alone you nasty hatemongers.
He's just an individual.
He is surprisingly cute!
he has another son
who is younger
suckss
His son loves him so its all good. Me personally..I think his last name is appropriate.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY NASTY FAGS SHOULD NOT HAVE CHILDREN.
What the fuck Perez?? I thought you were gay and all for gay-transgender rights?? Who gives a fuck who Andy Dick is fucking anyways????? Are you upset because no one wants to fuck you??
Umm… really?! Someone out there had Andy Dick's spawn! I don't really believe it, sorry!
SON IS HOT! POST ABOUT HIM MORE!
His son is actually cute
HOW DOES HE HAVE SUCH A CUTE SON?? HE'S HOT!!
Hwe woke up with a huge load of JIZZ in his hair. Happy Fathers Day
HE HAS A SON?!?!?!?!?!
Re: jay gee arr – Andy has 3 kids in all.
Why am i attracted to his son?
Why would he be embarrassed… he's a fucking ton of money… we should be embarrassed for letting AnDy DiCk be a star.
His mom must be pretty.
His son is tres cute - and I think he does kinda favor his father. I had no idea Andy Dick had kids. Who's the mama, that's what I want to know!
Wow, Lucas is a handsome guy. Do we know how old he is? Or who his mother is?
IS HE A PIRATE TOO
Oh I had no idea he was a father. Hmmmm ya know you cant help whose genes you inherit. Lets hope the kid either took after mom (WHO SLEPT WITH HIM???) or at the very least has a knack for privacy unlike a.d.
I feel so sorry for this young man. It's so hard for him to turn out well with a dad like Andy. How can Andy do what he does knowing he has a son at home whom it hurts? If I ever met Andy, I would probably punch him in the face.
His son looks older than some of those guys Andy's been with recently.
Is it just me, or does his son look a little like Nicky Hilton? A lost Hilton heir!
He's a hottie! Sure didn't see that coming…
lucas is sweet and really nice..
he's not really like andy but he loves his dad and yes they do like to party together.
Hey Perez!!! love the dialogue, its genius. Next time do one between tom and katie……………….like what they would say if they actually talked to one another when they arent in public.
I actually am friends with both of them, but andy dick is just obsessive when it comes to trying to get guys to sleep with him 24/7. Lucas is a stand up comedian and hes so so so sweet. I feel bad for him too, but again hes a good friend of mine and i will stand up for him.
Man how i love Andy Dick i mean he's so fuckin hilarious!
Too bad he doesn't starr in more movies though, damn…
btw, who's the mother?
I'd be more embarrassed to have the last name Dick! Get it changed already!
first off - he is a hot guy
looks pretty well adjusted
and I am sure he gets soem serious non-conditional love from his Dad.
glad to see Andy looking happy out with someone he loves.
that would truly be hellish to have andy dick as your dad. having said that i have always found andy dick to be very funny and entertaining
Hot Kid
wow his son is fucking hot!!
id tap that and you KNOW you would too!!
his son is REALLY hot! what was andy like 12 when he was born?
OMG he's so cute!
Um… How in the world does he have a son to begin with??? Was he pretending to be straight back in the day??? I'm so confused!
He must look like the mom. Thank god.
His son is way cute.
How old is Andy Dick?
damn his son is so fine!!!
I am shocked to think Andy Dick has a child. And a pretty hot one at that. I'm pretty sure Andy's butt chin is surgically enhanced, so maybe he looked normal before all that work was done.
But again, his son is cute!
I think this is mean hearted, especially since you have been all"pro-britt britt" lately!" Andy is crazy, but wouldn't it be boring if he was just another Pitt or McDreamy. Sick. And his son is hot and cute. Perez, you should do star bios. Who knew Andy had kids?
THats kinda funny that he has a son. He's kinda cute too. Unfortunate nose though. Lovely eye
Awww, he's cute. Lucky he didn't turn out exactly like his dad.
I guess we're all in agreement that he's way to hot for his father 
I LOVE his sweater. Does anyone know who made it?
he's not that bad looking..
cute actually!
he is kind of cute, Andy Dicks son.
i know lucas and his dad personally fuck ups to the max. and i am pretty sure lucas slept with his dads girlfriend or visa versa
lucas graduated from my school 2 years ago.
hes a nice guy. he definetly is a partier.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and lucas graduated from the hs i went 2… hes not so sad about it cuz he changed his name from lucas andrews to lucas dick!!! he aint crying about it nemore…
His son is really cute…
Holy shiz..i never felt so bad for sum1 b4 like this in my life!
So by your standards "making out with guys" is the equivalent of "being a drug addict." Nice.
Self-loathing much, Mario?
So you're basically saying that "making out with guys" and "having a sex change" are the equivalent of "being a drug addict?" Nice.
Self-loathing much, Mario?
When this kid says that his dad is a dick he's not kidding in any way.
"making out with guys" "then I'm having a sex change"
even perez admits that homosexuals are gross and disgusting
what's more sad …
that his dad is andy dick?
Or
Some poor girl fucked andy dick and had his baby?
lol.
wow so i personaly know lucas (i went to middle school with him) and he did change his last name from Andrews to Dick so i dont think he is that embarrassed by his dad. And i know for a fact that him and his dad are close! weird seeing him on perez …
WOW!!!! I had no idea he had a son, or even was the slightest bit into women, but I guess this proves he once did ;p I would just about die of embarrassment if that was my father!!!! I gotta say tho I think his son's pretty hott and thankfully looks nothing like him!!!!!!
those curls are sexy…
I taught Lucas his freshman and sophomore year (Spanish), and he really is a good kid. Big heart.
Hi Lucas!!
-Ms. C
NOW HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU THINK ANDY WANTED TO DO HIS OWN SON????????……THE SON IS A CUTIE!!!!
lucas is hot! i'd make out with him. no ones father is perfect you fugly turd.
you and donatella are truly the hardest two faces to have to look at in the history of photography.
duuuude, i went to middle and high school with lucas and he was so ashamed of his father until he got famous and then he changed his last name from his mothers maiden name to his fathers last name dick….in seventh grade i worked on a project with lucas and he did absolutely nothing and i presented it alone…i told andy about this and he just shrugged. BAHAHAHAHAHA
his son is sooooo hot
Re: Ms. C –
hi ms. c, thanks for the nice comment!!!! i have to tell you i remember your classes fondly especially your big titties. i really wanted to squeeze your tits and lick your snatch. i had a monster boner the whole class. maybe we can get together sometime and i can cum on your face. nice to hear from you again, love lucas
his son looks really cute!!
I'm trying to figure out how Mr. Dick, name notwithstanding, managed to achieve and maintan an insertble erection while in the presence of a female. Or perhaps he was a turkey-baster baby?
hey perez! how's YOUR father? *snicker*
he's quite handsome.
how sure are we that this isn't a Pop Fiction thing?
He's still alive?