Don't Cum Around!
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What is wrong with the world today where women keep getting ejaculated on in public places? And there's no porno tape involved!
First it was a crazy passenger on American Airlines. Now, some shady ass has done the same thing, but this time in a Target store!!!
A 25 year old man, Ricardo Faulk, was arrested last Tuesday in Oregon for ejaculating on a woman walking in an aisle of the Target store. And even worse, she was there with her baby!
The victim, who does not want to be identified (makes sense), was at the store with her 3 year old daughter. She said she felt something hit her on the back of her pants. When she turned, she quickly realized what had happened. Faulk had been masturbating in the aisle.
What an animal!
After the incident, officers reviewed store surveillance photos and issued a press release. When they identified Faulk as the suspect, he was booked and charged with harassment, a criminal misdemeanor.
The woman told local reporters, “It’s just disgusting. You feel kind of like a garbage can after that.”
Whatever happened to jerking off at home???? Is that SO boring??????
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I WANT TO EAT THE FUNKY SWEAT OFF OF BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE!!!!
I WANT TO EAT THE FUNKY SWEAT OFF OF BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE!!!!
I WANT TO EAT THE FUNKY SWEAT OFF OF BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE!!!!
I WANT TO EAT THE FUNKY SWEAT OFF OF BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE!!!!
I WANT TO EAT THE FUNKY SWEAT OFF OF BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE!!!!
what a gross ass! have some decency!!!
yeah, he looks really normal…
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This is old news, Perez! Get with it, FAT ASS!!!
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this is really gross. i agree..do it at home. desperate motherfuckers.
That guy is ewwwww-y!
que disgusto!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW someone needs to chop his dick off!
GROSS!!!
but how could you not notice it?
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eew o.o
I WANT BRAD PITT TO FUCK ME SILLY, ALL NIGHT LONG!
I WANT BRAD PITT TO FUCK ME SILLY, ALL NIGHT LONG!
I WANT BRAD PITT TO FUCK ME SILLY, ALL NIGHT LONG!
I WANT BRAD PITT TO FUCK ME SILLY, ALL NIGHT LONG!
I WANT BRAD PITT TO FUCK ME SILLY, ALL NIGHT LONG!
I WANT BRAD PITT TO FUCK ME SILLY, ALL NIGHT LONG!
I WANT BRAD PITT TO FUCK ME SILLY, ALL NIGHT LONG!
what a sick fucker
I'd like to jerk you off, Perez. Then take your sweet load in my mouth.
GROSS!!!!
First, what a perv
If he was smart he would stand on a balcony where he could get several woman at once. Plus he did hit his "Target".
HE CAN CUM IN MY ASS AFTER HE LICKS IT CLEAN BABY, YEAH!!
OH my god, that's horrible!
THis person needs to have his testicles cut off…….
don't they have respect for women anymore?
fucking assholes cant keep their fucking hormones at home.
this is truly disgusting!!!!!
That is f*cking disgusting!!!
What a f*cking loser pig this guy is. Stay home and play with yourself you dirty slob…. no one wants your cum hitting them when they're just trying to shop. SICK FREAK!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh Hell No! No this goes beyond harassment! If some asshole jerked of on me I would rip his dick off! This kind of stuff just goes to show what I was trying to explain to my 6yr old daughter the other day. You are not safe in public, not in the day, not in a store! Their are very sick people in the world that want to hurt others.
Don't be such a fat ass!
I would kick that guy in the dick if he did that to me.
oh my god!! i hope her daughter never remembers that.
Somebody did this to my friend at a Tom Petty concert..people are crazy.
crazy fucking world.next we will hear that some 'ho gets pregnant ’cause she is exiting her car with no undies on and some perv is masturbating, shoots and gets her. yikes.
MEN ARE DISGUSTING PIGS!!!
what a fucken pig
Cut his dick off. What a bogus charge for such a gross crime. Hang him from a tree cut off his dick and let him bleed out!
Fucking nasty pervert! He deserves to have his his wiener off!
I am not kidding when I say this…I WOULD BEAT FIS FREAKIN ASS TO A PULP…with or without my child being there.
FREAK!
Sounds like he's a shooter!
Something about Target makes us all horny!!!! Pig should have his dick cut off!!!
Hey, maybe the dude didn't mean to ejaculate on the bitch. Sometimes you shoot a lot farther than you planned to, I know I have.
Besides, this Ricardo Faulk is cute. I wouldn't mind him ejaculating in my mouth/ass, no?
Like did he not think he would get into trouble for doing this, and does he not have any morals??? I have lost faith in humanity!
FREAK! Go God ALmighty…..do that shit at home!
Re: ding dong – LOL. I cant stop laughing at that ding dong
Re: Kelsey – You got that right! I'd rip his wanker off and beat the shit right out of him.
It doesn't suprise me that that happened in a Target store!
BTW , MY DAD WENT TO JAIL FOR PUBLIC SEX OFFENCES JUST LIKE THIS GUY.
DO YOU KNOW WUT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE A DAD THAT DOES THIS TYPE OF SHIT? IT SUCKS, APPARENTLY I'M A BAD PERSON BECAUSE I REFUSE TO FORGIVE THIS SICKO PERV.
The same thing happened at University of Maryland a few years back when I was a student there… we called him the McKeldin Masturbator because he would lurk in the stacks of McKeldin Library on the 5-7th floors and ejaculate on people's backs and then run away…
I hope he has to register as a sex offender!!
hahaha when i worked at a mall bookstore we used to catch old guys and preteen boys hanging around the psychology section because that is where we kept things like "letters to penthouse forum" and those one my mother my sex or whatever books. i always just walked straight up to them and stared them down until they got freaked out and left. but i have to admit, jerking (or jilling) off in public IS way hotter than, like, in your own bed at night.
Re: Chris O – -
Thats funny, I live in MD and went to Towson and some loser was always jerking off on people. So gross.
before seeing the article I thought that was jesse metcalf!!! ha ha ha
no judge or jury, just straight to execution.
What a idiot, just get some jack off group when everyone do it together enjoy to see each others and after dump the load, everyone go home!
That happens all the time. NY subways, I know 2 people who have gotten ejaculated on while riding a crowded subway.
Fucking disgusting, and very offensive.
What a pig..wait! Thats insulting pigs everywhere. What a disgusting nasty dude. People are sick nowadays.
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What sick pervert. I'd hate to have any kids around him!! I have heard that people on meth masterbate until the skin of the lingo lango is raw and bloody. This one guy stayed in his basement for 2 weeks playing with himself high on meth. Maybe this guy is a methhead, and so messed up he can't control his urges .Either way he needs to register as a sex offender and he can't be around children. What a creepy ass*ole, sick f#ck..throw him in jail and throw away the key…
I would have paid to be there just so I could have kicked him in the nuts and then slammed his head onto the floor. With our injustice system, I wonder how harsh his slap on the wrist will be!
OMG Im so sorry for that woman.
That sicko should be shot.
That is that old perv thing, that is when you rob the cock it will aimed at an innocent bystander, my advice to you Pervericio is that you be aware of the copycats and be with your mouth ready to swallowed!!! Or smoke it!!!!!!
This incident was here in my town of Portland. The really sucky part is that this isn't considered a sex crime so dude is basically getting a mild scolding - not even a slap on the back of the hand. I've memorized his picture and if I see him I will be kicking the shit out of his disgusting ass.
Gross, but funny as shit! HA HA HA!
I guess he hit the… Target.
I caught some sick fuck trying to do that to me on a BART (Bay area rapid transit) train. Somehow I feel better that it's not that uncommon. Target must really turn that guy on. My god can you imagine what he would do in Saks!!!
That should be a felony, not a misdemeanor. He should have a choice: 10-20 years or have his dick cut off. That is just the most disgusting thing. What if the 3-year-old is psychologically damaged?
This happend at the target I shop at! SO GROSS!
Please this is no new occurance. It happens on the city subway daily! What's gross is watching as the pregnant woman STANDING in the aisle realizes she's just been cum on….. NASTY
Perez, after reading the comments on your fab site, perhaps it should be shut down…or only open to people with half a brain. Anyway, the world'll be a better place when men learn to keep that dumb thang in their pants.
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quite sad.
i dont understand the hysterical reaction of all women who replied though. the guy obviously feels lonely and has a few screws loose, but why shoot him? there really is no need for that. it simply comes out in the wash.
I bet you if it had been a mega hottie she would have not cared!
I would rather have a guy wack off on my leg then rape me in the parkinglot. These women need to think of stuff like this in all seriousness. If these men werent wacking off they would have to get it out somehow.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Peres,
You need to go to Italy. I had a guy jack off on me on a bus in Rome. Not only that, he got off the bus, followed me onto another bus and did it a second time. The cops in Italy laughed their tails off when I complained.
This happened in my hometown, and you know this guy didn't even get jail time? He paid a VERY small fine (Less than 100 bucks) and walked. This is bullshi*! What if the daughter had turned around and seen him doing his business? We asked that question and were told, "Then it would have been a crime." HOW STUPID IS THAT SHIT?
Wow…thats..yea.thats.there are no words.What a bunch of sick fucks.Seriously.Some people…you feel like beating the shit out of them,but you know they'd probably do it again.Lock their sick asses under the jail.
oh my, some people r
eally just need to get a life…
sick perv.
That's really not that bad! Is "harassment" really going to stop any perv?
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he needs to die
Re: ANDY27 – GET A FUCKING LIFE!!
Perez incites everyone to masterbate over celebrity news every day. What is the big deal about this other than the guy is a weirdo who will likely get himself labeled a sex offender.
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The same thing happened to me at a Jason's Deli in L.A.! I was sitting there having lunch with my friends and they kept giggling and I didn't know why. I continued to eat my clam chowder when suddenly I noticed a sweet yet salty taste in my mouth. Next thing I knew David Beckham was standing over my shoulder with his cock out. I took a deep gasp and as I opened my mouth he shoved his dick down my throat and shull fucked me right in front of everyone. I was horrified!