Don't Cum Around!

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What is wrong with the world today where women keep getting ejaculated on in public places? And there's no porno tape involved!

First it was a crazy passenger on American Airlines. Now, some shady ass has done the same thing, but this time in a Target store!!!

A 25 year old man, Ricardo Faulk, was arrested last Tuesday in Oregon for ejaculating on a woman walking in an aisle of the Target store. And even worse, she was there with her baby!

The victim, who does not want to be identified (makes sense), was at the store with her 3 year old daughter. She said she felt something hit her on the back of her pants. When she turned, she quickly realized what had happened. Faulk had been masturbating in the aisle.

What an animal!

After the incident, officers reviewed store surveillance photos and issued a press release. When they identified Faulk as the suspect, he was booked and charged with harassment, a criminal misdemeanor.

The woman told local reporters, “It’s just disgusting. You feel kind of like a garbage can after that.”

Whatever happened to jerking off at home???? Is that SO boring??????

    Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 2:20 pm / Email this  »

    200 comments to “Don't Cum Around!”

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    1. Innocent says – reply to this


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      Seriously there are some weird pervs out there. I was in a crowd in London and this perv started enjoying himself whilst stood behind me. I shouted at him and he moved on. He's well known apparantly so if in London watch out!

    2. Late says – reply to this


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      Perez- this story is about a week and a half old!!!!

    3. BIGLOTS says – reply to this


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      Re: AAAAHHHH

      I will! I work at Target!

    4. SiliconDoc says – reply to this


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      It' is clear all Al Qaeda has to do is whip out wee willie wonker on an airplane and they have the highjack secured. The women will all scream endlessly or shriek EWWWWWW!!! and the sissified fem-men will cower in submission, hoping they can land and some big blue homeland security badges with 18 differnet pads and irons for protection can gang rush the AQ pervs… of course it will be too late.
      This is what we get after teaching little jhonny and timmy that pointing their finger and saying bang bang or scruffling on the playground can ruin their childhood, their academic "career", indeed their entire life, and the big fat piggies will show up and incarcerate them with anal searches for tumbling and wrestling on the playground. Those sissies are full grown testosterone plugged males now, including mr target perv, so he can spank it and the rest of the stores sissies will run on by, watch, or pretend they didn't see a thing.
      Time to bring back the LOST American tradition of the PUBLIC keeping eachother inline.

    5. SiliconDoc says – reply to this


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      It' is clear all Al Qaeda has to do is whip out wee willie wonker on an airplane and they have the highjack secured. The women will all scream endlessly or shriek EWWWWWW!!! and the sissified fem-men will cower in submission, hoping they can land and some big blue homeland security badges with 18 differnet pads and irons for protection can gang rush the AQ pervs… of course it will be too late.
      This is what we get after teaching little jhonny and timmy that pointing their finger and saying bang bang or scruffling on the playground can ruin their childhood, their academic "career", indeed their entire life, and the big fat piggies will show up and incarcerate them with anal searches for tumbling and wrestling on the playground. Those sissies are full grown testosterone plugged males now, including mr target perv, so he can spank it and the rest of the stores sissies will run on by, watch, or pretend they didn't see a thing.
      Time to bring back the American tradition of the PUBLIC keeping eachother inline.

    6. Jose A.G. says – reply to this


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      Re: steven joseph rotolo – you read my mind, I wouldn't have minded.

      *slobering at the tought of cum*

    7. Mykie says – reply to this


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      Re: spontaneous combustion**.*.*Re: spontaneous combustion**.*.*

      Nope, they didn't. Nothing but a misdemeanor. Skeezoid walked. Check out "Oregonian.com" it happened in a Clackamas Oregon Target store.

    8. Shooter says – reply to this


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      Maybe some of the wives and girlfriends should consider being a little more accomodating so this kind of thing doesn't have to happen in public places.

    9. jane says – reply to this


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      OMG!! thats fucking gross! especially in my fave store!!
      ugh… dude… thats juss gross I'm speechless!!
      um… fucker GET LAID!
      thats a muss for these nasty fucks!

    10. Racey says – reply to this


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      Me next!
      free2roam29ataoldotcom

    11. des says – reply to this


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      This guy nows how to party…………..lol

    12. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      THE WORLD IS DEFINITELY GETTING MORE WEIRD AND FUCKED UP!!!!! THAT'S SOME NASTY CRAZY SHIT AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THAT WAS JUST CONSIDERED HARASSMENT! ISN'T THAT ALSO ASSAULT OR GROSS SEXUAL IMPOSTION BESIDES INDECENT EXPOSURE?

    13. myndi says – reply to this


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      he actually turned himself in after they released the video. my manager was in the store that day.

    14. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM says – reply to this


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      Clean up on aisle on 4 .

    15. Foul says – reply to this


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      The problem with people like this is that their behavior usually escalates and gets worse, not better. He'll probably graduate to raping someone when he gets bored of lurking the aisles in Target, or he might focus on kids - who knows. This dude (and everyone else who does this) needs some serious help.

    16. des says – reply to this


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      Re: kittycat – I hope her daughter does remember that…..knock mommy's little princess down a few pegs,before she grows up to be a arrogant little teenage drama queen like most teens today…….lol

    17. Kiki says – reply to this


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      What do you mean: "What an animal" ? Animals have class and do not behave this way. I'm surprised that an animal lover would talk this way. As for the pervert, I'd like to cut off his appendage with a sword-bayonet.

    18. jussumdude says – reply to this


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      Is that some kind of "copy cat ejaculator"???

    19. JB says – reply to this


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      I actually laughed out loud when i read this, although it is very gross.

    20. dee says – reply to this


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      Jealous, fatty?

    21. GayGod says – reply to this


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      Ummmmm…. He can cum on me anytime he likes when he gets out ; )

    22. jane says – reply to this


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      how do men mastubate anyway????

    23. jessie says – reply to this


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      three words for men like this. CUT IT OFF. just cut the damn thing off and they'd never do it again, obviously.

    24. Heat says – reply to this


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      Has there been any talk of getting this guy evaluated for mental illness, potentially dangerous?
      I think there is something more than a gross-factor in all this! People who are mentally stable do not jerk off in Target…or anywhere else public for that matter. That's friggin scary. If someone did that to me while I was shopping with my children, I'd likely be up on some assault charges, myself.

    25. parrotnutz says – reply to this


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      Yeah…what happened to jerking off and not bothering other people? I`ve had guys wake me up and make me watch them jerk off while they say "what do you think of this?" I think it`s gross, does NOT turn me on and you are sick! How do mothers manage to raise such sick kids?

    26. Gordio says – reply to this


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      What is this? Cum on a stranger week?

    27. Jenna says – reply to this


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      I live around where this happened, and it happened like
      3 weeks ago perez, so wayyyy before the airline thing bud.

    28. Pervert says – reply to this


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      I went to school with David Becham, I jerked off once in his hair while we road the schoolbus.

    29. Paula says – reply to this


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      what an asshole !!!!!

    30. naughtygirl says – reply to this


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      he is so cute…i wudnt hv mind evn he cums on my face…lol…evn wud hv given a handjob myself…

    31. Hit My Target says – reply to this


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      too bad this guy couldn't have followed me into the men's room. i'd have taken his load.

    32. franksbeans says – reply to this


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      Skeet skeet, from the windows to the malls!

    33. david says – reply to this


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      wait. how the fuck did she enter an aisle at target and not see a man standing there jacking off?

    34. oregonian says – reply to this


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      I live in Oregon where this happened, and the guy got released after like a day in jail because they could only book him on a harassment charge, and that's just a misdemeanor, not a felony. So now a legislator is trying to change state law so that, in the future, cumming on someone against their will is gonna be a felony. Haha I love my crazy state

    35. WTF?!?!? says – reply to this


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      a misdemeanor??!!!!!
      wtf? marijuana possession is a misdemeanor, and this piece of shit gets the same level of chrage?!?!?!!

    36. WTF?!?!? says – reply to this


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      Re: spontaneous combustion**.*.* – I SOOOO AGREE WITH YOU!!!! a misdemeanor??!!!!!
      wtf? marijuana possession is a misdemeanor, and this piece of shit gets the same level of chrage?!?!?!!

    37. nathalie (google Ron Paul!) says – reply to this


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      what a FUCKTARD!!! thats when u tell ur kids to close their eyes and u kick him in the balls…

    38. anonymous says – reply to this


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      sooo a few of my friends were actually there at the time. it was at the target in milwaukie. haha it was all over the news.

    39. smorf says – reply to this


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      obviously he wasn't in the towel section

    40. The power of balls/testosterone + little crazy says – reply to this


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      Women have Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo clue how horny and sick guys can be. These are good examples. You never see women getting caught at work or in public making soup with their fingers. Women think they know but they are not even close. So when they dress sexy and obviously want guys to look at them they might want to cover up. There are plenty of sickos out there. Bitches beware!

    41. Aunt Flow says – reply to this


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      If that happened to me, first I would tie a knot in his peenie so he couldn't do it again. Then I would kick him squaw in the nuts. Then I would get Hannibal Lecter to whisper to him so he'd swallow his tongue.

    42. First says – reply to this


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      hotness!!!

    43. cantalkcockinmouth says – reply to this


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      I live in Portland, Oregon where this happend and I have to tell ya… Im a daily shopper at Target now in Clackamas… They really make ya wanna CUm down! Hahahahahaha!

    44. cumoverbro says – reply to this


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      ummm check out xtube men jack off every where now a days…looks like our days on earth are numbered eh…

    45. Carly says – reply to this


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      Haha…some kid just got expelled for jacking off in the bus seat. it was everywhere. even all over the kid next to him.

    46. katie says – reply to this


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      or what about the guy in Germany who likes to ejaculate on womens' bicycle seats??? PSYCHO!!!!!

    47. Carson TT says – reply to this


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      This story reminded me of some freaky kid who was about 12 in 1994, and hung around the produce section of Vons in Glendale, leering at the women, and acting suspiciously. Not sure…but this could be the freak! Or maybe this pastime is more popular than anyone could ever imagine!

    48. Heather says – reply to this


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      What's really gross is that I used to work with Ricky at Chuck E Cheese! This pervert used to be around kids all the time, that's scary!!!

    49. barbie says – reply to this


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      It's moer common than you think. At the store I work at there was a guy in the fitting room getting off. once we got a manager and what not he bolted out of the store and was never caught on camera. This year at my university, a girl was in the library and this girl was watching a video. a guy sat down beside here started masterbating and then tapped her on the shoulder as he was finishing. he was taking to jail thank god.

    50. christina says – reply to this


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      wow, americans are weird!!

    51. Hugh says – reply to this


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      You American gals obviously need to start giving it up more! Stop being such prudes. Don't make it so difficult for us men to score, especially if you want to wear those sexy clothes. We'll wine and dine you afterward with a pizza and some Target Jeezus Juice. My love to you all. Petite girls holla!

    52. bathog says – reply to this


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      Re: The power of balls/testosterone + little crazy – I have in fact seen women doing this in public. twice.

    53. OklaHOMO says – reply to this


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      I would have said "thanks, sweety"

    54. erin says – reply to this


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      omg! men are animals! Doesnt this guy have any common decency?????

    55. Ellie says – reply to this


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      WRONG IN SO MANY LEVELS!!!

    56. Jenn says – reply to this


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      This is why I fucking hate men. Most problems in this world are caused by those fucking savages.

    57. zills says – reply to this


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      Cum on, people. It was just a sticky situation all around. So he got the urge in a Target, she just happened to be in the line of fire. Give him a break.

    58. danny says – reply to this


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      what the hell is happening to the world??
      i better shoot myself before some maniac ejaculates on me or begs me to fuck him/ her all night long in perezhilton or a target store.. or an airplane l:

    59. daniel Piedade says – reply to this


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      People are so quick to judge! How hasn't, at one time or another, blown their load on someone's hair while on a domestic flight……..

    60. JustMe says – reply to this


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      What I hope is that I would've picked up the heaviest object most closely available and then calmly beat the crap out of him.

    61. mitsi says – reply to this


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      sick fuck!! he should be tied down and have many men shoot into his pried opened mouth!!

    62. Princesa says – reply to this


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      Hilarious! I went to high school with this guy!

    63. laura says – reply to this


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      i'd go sooo ghetto on that asshole 4 doin that in front of my children! i'd really try 2 kill him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    64. valentina says – reply to this


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      poor woman

    65. Rudestuff says – reply to this


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      ok so to some this may seem bad but i have seen this compulation video of a ansian guy and he would go around coming on girls and it was funny some of them didnt even knew what happened. that were touching it smelling it one even tasted it i never laughed so hard in my life it was great. kodus to this guy pitty he got cought

    66. Disgusting, but true! says – reply to this


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      Some people are just throwed and don't give a fuck. My 16 year old daughter saw a man jerking off at a bus stop.

    67. :( says – reply to this


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      Re: Shooter – Some guys prefer their hand, it doesn't matter how much pu$$y they get. I had a husband that I NEVER said no too, and he still masturbated quite regularly. It really gave me an inferiority complex.

    68. heather says – reply to this


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      grosse! what if these guys had aids or some other std. All it takes is a little cut.

      Why are guys such perverts? Honestly just watch a porno. Don't these pervs have the internet?

    69. simon says – reply to this


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      www.dickflash.com is a website run by and for people who enjoy doing this

    70. {krazihottkelli/b/grl""""Hillary will zave uz'''''''''' says – reply to this


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      [[[[[[ dude, u r zome hard up muthereffer ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

      zzzzzzz can't get none, huh? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      zzzzzzzzz no fucking wonder zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      [[[[[[[ look at y'r mezz of an azzhole ]]]]] u zuck]]]]]]]]]

      [[[[[[[[[[[[[[ zomeone zhould rip y'r cock off and zhove it ]]]]]]]]

      zzzzzz up y'r azzhole and then take it out and shove it down zzz

      zzzzzzzzzzzz y'r effen throat, u dickfuckdickbrainazzholemofozzzzz

      zzzzzzzzzzzzz now YOU R THE ONE WHO IZ FUCKED ZZZZZZ◘◘]]]

    71. PenusHiltun says – reply to this


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      GIVE THE GUY A BREAK . AT LEAST HE IS A HETEROSEXUAL, AND NOT A REAL PERV LIKE A GAY

    72. peter says – reply to this


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      i do this on women when im on bart or in target as well but im smart enough to run away as soon as i climax so i never get caught

    73. jessemm says – reply to this


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      Harrassment misdemeanor? WTH Oregon? That would be battery assault in most states.

    74. funnygirl says – reply to this


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      OMG, I would have to boil my leg!

    75. terry says – reply to this


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      hey guys,when i lived in new york,and traveled on the subway,the train was so crowded,and all of a sudden my friend and i realized some one ejaculated on us,most of it going on her, it was discusting,but it happened in the 70's,so this is nothing new,it happens all the time on the trains, gross

    76. CRAZY says – reply to this


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      I know this guy from highschool. he is not the type of person to do this!!!! THIS IS A SHOCK!!!

    77. junior says – reply to this


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      That's hot!

    78. spontaneous combustion**.*.* says – reply to this


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      Re: WTF?!?!? – YEAH, Re: oregonian – ……………………………. GOOD TO HEAR

    79. shay shay Ford says – reply to this


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      Clean up aisle 5

    80. annoymous says – reply to this


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      is it wrong, that that turned me on?

    81. emily anne says – reply to this


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      holy crap!!! i live in oregon near that target.. its all over the news… i hope he gets in big time trouble!!!

    82. Lizard says – reply to this


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      This guy looks like the guy who has been doing videos of himself jacking off in aisles at department stores and other public locations…

    83. Jesse says – reply to this


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      Re: ding dong

      LOL

    84. cver says – reply to this


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      what is wrong with the world? that poor woman.

    85. M says – reply to this


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      That totally happened to my friend on a bus in Sri Lanka. It's just not cool.

    86. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Have you ever been to Target on a busy Sat ? Do you really think you could masterbate in a aisle like the razor section think about it for just a moment. Ricardo is one of my really good friends and he did not masterbate and ejaculate on anyone you shouldnt beleive everything you see on the news.

    87. Isabella says – reply to this


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      Oh, what a shocker! What's the world coming to? People actually shop at Target and admit it? I'm speechless

    88. RufusJay says – reply to this


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      The real crime here is how Perez can keep this shit up on the internet and have a completely false story! if i were mr "hilton" i would look out for lawyers. and if i were mr faulk i would have a law suit quick!

    89. spike says – reply to this


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      now he can get his ass pounded in jail

    90. Domino says – reply to this


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      A FEW MONTHS AGO SOMETHING EXACTLY HAPPENED IN A BUS IN COLOMBIA…A WOMAN WAS BREAST FEEDING HER BABY(WHAT IS JUST WRONG TOO) BUT A MAN WAS WATCHING HER AND EYACULATE ON HER…THAT WAS SO RUDE AND DISGUSTING…DAMN WHATS WRONG WITH THE WORLD RIGHT NOW? LOVE FROM LATIN AMERICA PEREZZZ

    91. kfresh says – reply to this


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      ok thats madly fucked up……castrate the mufucka

    92. Combat Lynn says – reply to this


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      Re: Jean – HAHAHAHAHA

    93. Combat Lynn says – reply to this


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      Re: Tony tony tony – eewwww! dude perez is gross! im sure hes nice guy but ewwww!!

    94. PenusHiltun says – reply to this


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      one time i was on the BART in san francisco and there were these two hot high school girls and i rubbed my cock and ejaculated on one of the chicks hoodie. but i was smart enough to get off the train at the next stop, before they noticed

    95. Chirsopher Carellio Haber says – reply to this


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      hehehehe i giggle at this story becuase i have had this expeirence before!!

    96. Nonbreeder says – reply to this


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      Hell…that woman was lucky! He's hot.

    97. Hugo says – reply to this


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      maturbate on me macho, i eat ur semen.

    98. Alex says – reply to this


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      I actually had this happen to me at a Target store as well!
      The cum didn't get on me like this poor lady but still….

      I was in the underwear section, and I heard kind of a "slapping" noise (you know what mean!) and I turned around and there was a guy on his knees beating off! As soon as he saw my reaction he came on the floor!! I turned around and walked around the section… in time to see him booking it out of the store. When I went to customer service to let them know what had happened, the lasy didn't seem to care at all!!! I was pissed, and unbelievably disgusted!

      One of the worst experiences ever! Thanks Target!

    99. lisa says – reply to this


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      Puh-leeze this happened to me on the ny subway F train back in '81. too bad i was too naive to get someone arrested.

    100. Mama Lynn says – reply to this


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      What an a$$hole.

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