Every Girl Aspires To Look Like This

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Donatella Versace is giving hope to sexually confused young boys across the world.

With enough money and determination, you too can be a woman!

The trannylicious fashion designer hosted the Versace Men's line launch party at Barneys New York in New York City on Tuesday night.

D.V. posed inside the window display for a while. She's so clever!

[Images via WENN.]

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 1:08 am / Email this »

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Van(Tokyo,Japan) says – reply to this

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OMG!!! She looks scary…I mean reeeaallly scary.
swollen says – reply to this

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Her ankles are very swollen.
Shannon says – reply to this

103

Nice. Cankles.
Look at her ankles... says – reply to this

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maybe its a bad angle but what is going on with her ankles/feet? lo
Cassie says – reply to this

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ewww, she has been in Rochester, MN roaming apache mall too. Sick old tranny…..She was there visiting Alegra who was at the Mayo cliniccc…sick
Kay says – reply to this

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Just goes to show that money can't buy EVERYTHING My Lord will someone buy that woman a burkah
Marcia says – reply to this

107

No wonder her daughter is anorexic…
crazed says – reply to this

108

Wow, she is so majorly fug. This happens to lots of older italian women…as they age their once striking and exotic features start to look too sharp and masculine (Madonna). It would help her a great deal to go back to her natural dark hair color and get a cut and style that is more age appropriate with more body (on top especially). Oh yeah, and she needs some plastic surgery to fix the nose and deep smile lines.

Thats my RX for this mess.
doob says – reply to this

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Re: JOHN STALL THE WONDERPOPE – Ha, ha!!! Suzanne was who I thought of also!!!!! Did Donny/Donna used to be a man?? I hope the answer to that is yes. Otherwise she pissed someone off from her previous life!
m says – reply to this

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and her ankles are fat. water retention from wearing heels at an advanced age! this just goes to show how silly it is to think that if you're thin, you're hot.
I ENJOY BEING A GIRL! says – reply to this

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……….SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE ANOTHER LOOK IN THE COFFIN….. PERHAPS GIANNI WASN'T IN IT; HE JUST FAKED IT ALL SO HE COULD LIVE HIS LIFE AS A ?WOMAN?….. HMMMMMMMMMMM????
jackie says – reply to this

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cankles
c of NYC says – reply to this

113

OMG. She's looking worse with every surgery. WTF? Isn't plastic surgery supposed to make you look better????
V says – reply to this

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GOOD TO SEE JANICE FROM THE MUPPET SHOW IS STILL GETTING WORK…
dmd says – reply to this

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Well at least we know even Eddie Murphy wouldn't be able to get confused with this freak man bitch.
david says – reply to this

116

she looks like madonna. but the dress is hot, though.
ferocious says – reply to this

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Hey Perez - How about stopping w/ the fierce? Be above the curve.
Ediith - Sweden :) says – reply to this

118

EEWWWWWW >.
James says – reply to this

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ew, she has cankles
janet says – reply to this

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She has cankles!!!!
Em says – reply to this

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Look at her fat a44 kankles.
shannie says – reply to this

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holy cankles.
Oh MY! says – reply to this

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OMG! No matter how much money she has, she's just busted! She looks deformed
Chrissy says – reply to this

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Look at those Mankles!
smokey says – reply to this

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He looks like perez in the morning!!!!!
smokey says – reply to this

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I'm sorry comment #99 was right it does look like Brett Michaels in a dress
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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She is a "famous designer" because her brother was a designer!!! Please, she has many people that design and she just takes the credit.
b says – reply to this

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she looks like iggy pop mashed with suzanne somers
star says – reply to this

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She seems like one of them women that have been abused so much that they have a nasty froggy puss!! gross
Lippy says – reply to this

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HOT DRESS!
deedee says – reply to this

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Re: b – Re Iggy pop mashed with Suzanne Somers comment. You are clever. You should start writing if you aren't already.
Hilarious.

Re the tranny issue that the rest of you are attempting . She has had a child so……don't think so…
danny says – reply to this

132

OMG its Uncle Milty!
david-0-selznick says – reply to this

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Imagine the HORROR of having that thing bobbing up and down on your tool and looking up at you with adoring eyes.
chitown lady says – reply to this

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OMG !!!!! She is truly one UGLY chick…..TRULY ! I think I need to wash the ugly outa my eyes……..God help her……..
yandry says – reply to this

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ewww!
robin says – reply to this

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This is what drugs and bad plastic surgery can do for you.
sara says – reply to this

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hahahah, cankles
G. says – reply to this

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Human growth hormone (way too much)
Perhaps testosterone
Shows to go ya kiddies
A shit load of money
More than a few 'hanger's on'
The thought of their own mortality must drive these 'gods' mad.
I mean what's left?
Every orifice has been filled…
Title the following chapter WAR
cassbunny says – reply to this

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Looks like her face got hit by a dump truck and she tried to glue it back together. When are these old bitches gonna learn that they should just stop trying to look young. they should all be more like Jamie Lee Curtis….now that bitch knows whats up.
Sylvester T. Cat says – reply to this

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I'm so confused! What is it?
deedee says – reply to this

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Re: G. – Re the human growth hormone. Didn't even occur to me. You are absolutely correct. She needs to get some hormone levels drawn and adjust that concocktion she is getting injected.
Use some estrogen gel as an add on maybe. I guess she likes the lean muscle look re her body and has forgone her face for some reason.
jett's mom says – reply to this

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This is what to much Smokeing, Sun and Bleach looks like. It;s time for a make over honey. Newsflash your in the fashion industry time to update from your very old tired look.
Dirty Guidette monkey organ grinder says – reply to this

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She is nasty, high fashion is a joke and she laughs her ugly deformed ass all the way to the bank due to suckers. She smells like pizza sauce too. barf!
Luigi says – reply to this

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what the fuck.
Lola La Pistola says – reply to this

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Is she related to the Grinch?
Leslie says – reply to this

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Can you say cankles?
Joanna says – reply to this

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She looks like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.
Alexa says – reply to this

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one it was probably a rough angel, and 2, for her age (52) im sure she looks better than half the mother fuckers replying to this post. jesus christ people, grow the fuck up.
Mangina says – reply to this

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GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
YUKKKK says – reply to this

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OMG…SHE NEEDS SOME MAJOR PLASTIC SURGERY!!!
Joan says – reply to this

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this "woman" is so fugly! You would think with all her money she could do something about it.
april says – reply to this

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Oh la la, dude.
sugarpuss says – reply to this

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I think I bet on her to win the Kentucky Derby last year,
shardy says – reply to this

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wow….this is what albino wino would have looked like in 3 months.

truly troggish…..blehck!
MB says – reply to this

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Wait… what?
melinda says – reply to this

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Urgh! The hell hag!!!!!!!!
BrandME says – reply to this

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OMG she's(?) like Iggy Pop in a wig! haha
WHAT THE HELL says – reply to this

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Seriously.. this woman is loaded… she could afford any hairstyle and work on her face … why would she run around looking this creepy!!
Marie says – reply to this

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eeewwww, eeewwww, nasty stuff!!! You have millions and you look like that???
horse face says – reply to this

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NEIIIIIIGGGGHHHHH (isn't that the sound a horse makes?)
Selim says – reply to this

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Helloo!!
Poor Thing says – reply to this

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I don't think Gianni Versace was murdered. I think he staged his death dramatically and actually had a sex change operation and dresses in ladies clothes calling himself by his sister's name. The real Donatella is in Italy writing her book. "Versace: A Brother's Love"
zereppo says – reply to this

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Wow. She's hideous. But, she makes it worse by starting her bangs like way,way, back on her head. Is she a corrected hair-lip person dya think??
tsk tsk says – reply to this

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her daughter is lovely, though.
Kallie says – reply to this

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Why do old ugly people think that dyeing their hair blonde makes them look good? Gawd, at least half of her fug power comes from that hideous hair. Leave the blonde to Britney, betch.
enree says – reply to this

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OMG!!!! She looks TRES HORRIBLE!!!! OUI, she has le 'cankles'. Ils sont MERDE!!! How can somebody have that kind of money and not have your ankles attended to? Wake up Donatella! You are NO Giianni!!!!You look like Hillary Clinton with her MASSIVE calves!!!! YUK!!! DO SOMETHING SOON!!!!
toadflaxxed says – reply to this

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Donatella Versace AND the Muppet, Janice = separated at birth
pam says – reply to this

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That is one banged up looking face…ewwww..
Lori says – reply to this

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That is the butt ugliest woman I have ever seen!!!
bobina says – reply to this

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I saw this train wrech on the news with Matt Lauer and Meridith Vierra, she looked like her face was hit with a mack truck, hre lips are so overblown she looks like a clown, and her nose looks like it went several rounds with Oscar De lahoya~! Preety Lady!!!
chelsea says – reply to this

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kankles much?
notreal says – reply to this

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I don't believe she looks like this. The pix must be Photoshopped.
r.b. says – reply to this

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perez……….that is so mean!
Meez says – reply to this

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PEREZ! PLEEZE post a "Seperated at Birth" with Donatella and the blonde muppet from the Muppet Show Band - tho the puppet is prtier
summer says – reply to this

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wait… donatella is really a man?
Carrie from Austin says – reply to this

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That is so disgusting. No wonder why her daughter has an eating disorder - she gets sick everytime she looks at her mother!
Brittany says – reply to this

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YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!! :O
Deb says – reply to this

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does she/he just have a big forehead or maybe going bald, those bangs look like they're pulled forward from the back of her head! i'm scared!
scandal2ny says – reply to this

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LOVE THE CANKLES!
Isabelle Cooley says – reply to this

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Ms Versace has been thru some terrible things and survived. Her figure is great. Things could be worse with plastic surgery and better with a few nites in. Yours Isabelle Cooley.
Courtney says – reply to this

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ew wtf her cankles!
R!OT says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Please excuse me while I go throw up my dinner…
THAT IS FUCKING DISCUSTING!
Euromongrel says – reply to this

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Oh no- the center looks pretty good, but what the hell's wrong with both ends?????

The left photo looks like Steven Tyler in drag, and the right one looks even worse. Surely she had enough money to go to a GOOD palstic surgeon instead of Jocelyn Wildenstein's.

And the ankles- is she in heart failure? Those are some swollen extremities!

One last observation- Donatella, honey, I don't give a rat's ass how fashionable it is, that flesh-tone lipstick is a horror show for old girls like us! I mean, Lindsay Lohan looks like an old bag in it- what makes you think you can get away with it????
juurja says – reply to this

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hmm, I will never undarstand, why do she think that the clothes she make would look good on her. I mean, she is so far from even beeing 30 years old…
umma says – reply to this

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Shit, I thought Ronnie james Dio changed his hair color.
vintagekaren says – reply to this

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I've always thought Dontella looked ODD. I mean really odd, especially for a woman with so much money…what was she thinking???