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Janice Dickinson trolls around Beverly Hills on Monday.

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Janice Dickinson is so excited because _________________.

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    Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 10:20 am / Email this  »

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    1. spen says – reply to this


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      hi

    2. jennBoogi says – reply to this


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      She just celebrated her 158…. I mean… 24th Birthday!

    3. Irish says – reply to this


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      …she found a way to stretch her face even tighter!!!

    4. sd says – reply to this


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      1

    5. anony says – reply to this


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      first!!

    6. Jessie says – reply to this


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      they're having a buy one lip get the 2nd free at the botox clinic!

    7. auds says – reply to this


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      oh, she's not excited. her mouth is just stuck like that from her latest botox injection.

    8. ashley says – reply to this


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      actually– its the bowtox that made her face that way

    9. Trista says – reply to this


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      Because she loves life (keeping it PG) :)

    10. Liz says – reply to this


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      She has a huge mouth.

    11. Denise says – reply to this


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      Her plastic surgeon just told her of a new way to get rid of ageing on her hands - the only au naturel place left on her body!!

    12. funnyone says – reply to this


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      beacause she has a blow-up doll modeled after her.

    13. I Love Perez says – reply to this


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      SHE PUT A BIG ONE IN HER MOUTH LAST NIGHT!!

    14. jojo says – reply to this


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      the botox froze her that way?

    15. Maloney says – reply to this


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      … she just had a vajayjay lift and her lips don't trail along the floor anymore.

    16. AAr says – reply to this


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      Because You finally updated! =)

    17. Skwingar says – reply to this


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      Janice Dickinson is so excited because she's a dick eatin' slobberin' sex whore of a slut.

      Anywho….Whatsup Perez!

      Out,
      Skwingar

    18. nbgirl says – reply to this


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      She's excited because she got the part of Skeletor in the new He-Man movie

    19. RACHel says – reply to this


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      FIRST!..
      HAHA.. cuz dick-in-son just got news she gonna get a dick in SOON!

    20. LEEF says – reply to this


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      …..she just had a tasty dick

    21. steph says – reply to this


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      she sucks!

    22. RESOURSEFULBYATCH says – reply to this


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      she loves here new w earings

    23. jays says – reply to this


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      looking good janice

    24. omfc.com says – reply to this


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      cause she can take set her drink down anywhere with those handy portable coasters on her wrist!

      omfc.com

    25. Gab says – reply to this


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      she just made another appointment for plastic surgery.

    26. Triny says – reply to this


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      someone finally took her effing pic!!!

    27. Brett says – reply to this


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      She's waiting for a giant cock to fly into her mouth

    28. klk says – reply to this


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      ljksa;lkm'e;lwqa

    29. chrisss says – reply to this


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      she's not exited, she has just sucked off Tommy Lee

    30. OBAMA IS OVER says – reply to this


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      OBAMA IS OVER

    31. baci39 says – reply to this


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      because she has cocksuckers cramp……

    32. ANDY27 says – reply to this


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      I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
      I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
      I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
      I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
      I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
      I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
      I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
      I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
      I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
      I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
      I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
      I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!

    33. Chris says – reply to this


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      Shes not excited… Thats just the Botox… DUH! =)

    34. rajinder says – reply to this


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      becase a guy walked by and thats her natural reaction

    35. perez is fat says – reply to this


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      shes getting ready to suck some

    36. Christine says – reply to this


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      She just got her mouth wired open to help her suck dick better.

    37. veeeeeeeeeee says – reply to this


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      She has just had a mold made for her new line in sex dolls

    38. Christine says – reply to this


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      *shudders* Look at those hands!!! *shivers down spine*

    39. Krystal says – reply to this


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      Because if you give head after Botox your face stays that way. Shes still Tranny Bitchy Feirce I mean Scary :)

    40. Adrian says – reply to this


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      ….she got her right hand free!!! –from those brick looking bracelets she's got on her left wrist… Yuck!

      lol.

    41. Susie says – reply to this


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      she has finally found a cock that she hasn't yet sucked

    42. jaysgirl says – reply to this


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      someone was taking her picture!!!

    43. mhm says – reply to this


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      cause she's on crack!

    44. suze says – reply to this


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      because they just found a donor for her hand transplant.

    45. debs says – reply to this


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      She found her top set of teeth?

    46. LOHAN says – reply to this


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      Because. She just dislodged her hand from up her own ass.

      FIRST

    47. Al Smith says – reply to this


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      she heard a fierce rumor that leather of a certain variety is so in next season

    48. -miyaven- says – reply to this


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      somebody is paying attention to her?

    49. Nick says – reply to this


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      because her tampon went sideways

    50. Lawrence Evans says – reply to this


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      because someone is taking her picture again!!!

    51. jimmyd says – reply to this


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      SHE TOOK A SHIT WITHOUT FLINGING IT

    52. pg says – reply to this


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      she can open her mouth after having it botoxed to death

    53. Leah in England says – reply to this


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      WHO THE HELL IS SHE??
      NEVER HEARD OF HER!!!
      SO FAMOUS THAT WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE - SUCH AN ACHEIVEMENT - NOT

    54. AMI says – reply to this


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      she is excited because tyra told her to kiss her big fat ass.

    55. Melanie says – reply to this


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      She's just been offered a deal to model as a blow-up doll and needs to practice

    56. Showbiz says – reply to this


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      Janice Dickinson is so excited because her face can move again.

    57. z says – reply to this


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      someone actually cares to take a picture of that hideous hag

    58. Kiki says – reply to this


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      Because after all of the plastic surgery, she can no longer close her mouth.

    59. aky says – reply to this


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      she just realize she's an idiot:P

    60. EWWW BITCH! says – reply to this


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      BECAUSE_________IM ABOUT TO GET MY WEEKLY BOTOX SHOTS

    61. Liam Brady says – reply to this


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      … She's getting hand surgery today.

    62. Tracie says – reply to this


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      because she can finally put her John Holmes replica dildo into her mouth all the way….. yahoooo Janice!

    63. Shady Jane says – reply to this


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      She got a gander at Stephen Lenehan's tiny, withered, diseased, cock

    64. ashley says – reply to this


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      um, i think you've gotten her excited face and her permanent 'ready for cock mouth' face mixed up…

    65. lp says – reply to this


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      her plastic surgeon is giving her a discount

    66. gage kristofer says – reply to this


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      SHE HAS A PICKLE UP HER ASS

    67. beeee says – reply to this


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      nothing.. too much plastic surgery left her face looking like this permanently

    68. Mizshell says – reply to this


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      she just regained feelin in her vagina.

    69. ehm says – reply to this


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      Because she's not amy winehouse

    70. bongo says – reply to this


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      because AARP is doing a fashion shoot with her.

    71. JD says – reply to this


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      …because she found another cock to put in her mouth!!!

    72. hillslover says – reply to this


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      because she finally regained any type of feeling in her face.

    73. sherrill says – reply to this


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      ….because she just had man hands surgically attached where hers used to be.

    74. hrc says – reply to this


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      SHE'S GOING TO THE DOCTOR TO FIX "BLOW-JOB-MOUTH"

    75. Madison says – reply to this


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      Actually Janice isn't excited. This is what happens to your face after too much botox…

    76. blah says – reply to this


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      she jus gave a blowjob..

    77. david-0-selznick says – reply to this


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      Janice Dickinson is so excited because her chlamydia test returned negative.

    78. nosey says – reply to this


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      …she just punched her hand through a stack of cork coasters. Shame she can't find clothes that fit.

    79. Parkandrideme22 says – reply to this


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      She just hit a sale on Neck tape!

    80. Leonie says – reply to this


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      Because she just found out she is five years older (look at the hand) then she tought she was!

    81. Tony says – reply to this


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      she finally met a cock that has left her mouth permanently like this.

    82. Toots says – reply to this


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      …she's looking more like a trannie everyday!

    83. hotlips says – reply to this


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      her face is stuck like that

    84. yandry says – reply to this


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      she just got the danity kane album and she loves it

    85. Erin says – reply to this


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      She is not wearing her depends……nice hands too!!!

    86. robin says – reply to this


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      She looks like that because she is preparing to suck the next cock out there. The bigger the cock, the better for her.

    87. me says – reply to this


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      She looks like a blow up doll! Seriously, do one of those 'separated at birth' things…

    88. john says – reply to this


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      [IMG]http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e77/johnnylobo/high5.jpg[/IMG]

    89. Martyn says – reply to this


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      She just had a colonic

    90. coloringbookland.com says – reply to this


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      She's excited that she can actually move her mouth without her skin ripping open.

    91. Leslie says – reply to this


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      Someone needs to punch that hag in the throat. GO AWAYYYY, JANICE. YOU'RE WELL PAST YOUR EXPIRATION DATE!!!

    92. DiNiGi says – reply to this


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      it's her madonna impression…mouth open ready for business

    93. darla says – reply to this


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      she found a cock big enough to stuff that mouth

    94. lori says – reply to this


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      her mouth can now swallow her head, and a few more things…..

    95. Bill says – reply to this


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      She is so excited because she has a gerbil up her ass.

    96. JENNI says – reply to this


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      I just glanced and thought that was BRITNEY SPEARS.

    97. jk says – reply to this


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      shes not excited, she just wants a big dick in her mouth

    98. Samantha says – reply to this


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      Someone just forced a large electric cow prod into her ass. It's the only area of her body not numbed by botox.

    99. Amelia says – reply to this


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      I love Janice, she's so entertaining!!

    100. annie jo says – reply to this


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      She found out that they are making all of the new Blow Job Dolls after her likeness

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