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Janice Dickinson trolls around Beverly Hills on Monday.

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Janice Dickinson is so excited because _________________.

[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 19, 2008 at 10:20 am

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  1. spen says – reply to this


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    hi

  2. jennBoogi says – reply to this


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    She just celebrated her 158…. I mean… 24th Birthday!

  3. Irish says – reply to this


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    …she found a way to stretch her face even tighter!!!

  4. sd says – reply to this


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    1

  5. anony says – reply to this


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    first!!

  6. Jessie says – reply to this


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    they're having a buy one lip get the 2nd free at the botox clinic!

  7. auds says – reply to this


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    oh, she's not excited. her mouth is just stuck like that from her latest botox injection.

  8. ashley says – reply to this


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    actually– its the bowtox that made her face that way

  9. Trista says – reply to this


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    Because she loves life (keeping it PG) :)

  10. Liz says – reply to this


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    She has a huge mouth.

  11. Denise says – reply to this


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    Her plastic surgeon just told her of a new way to get rid of ageing on her hands - the only au naturel place left on her body!!

  12. funnyone says – reply to this


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    beacause she has a blow-up doll modeled after her.

  13. I Love Perez says – reply to this


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    SHE PUT A BIG ONE IN HER MOUTH LAST NIGHT!!

  14. jojo says – reply to this


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    the botox froze her that way?

  15. Maloney says – reply to this


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    … she just had a vajayjay lift and her lips don't trail along the floor anymore.

  16. AAr says – reply to this


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    Because You finally updated! =)

  17. Skwingar says – reply to this


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    Janice Dickinson is so excited because she's a dick eatin' slobberin' sex whore of a slut.

    Anywho….Whatsup Perez!

    Out,
    Skwingar

  18. nbgirl says – reply to this


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    She's excited because she got the part of Skeletor in the new He-Man movie

  19. RACHel says – reply to this


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    FIRST!..
    HAHA.. cuz dick-in-son just got news she gonna get a dick in SOON!

  20. LEEF says – reply to this


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    …..she just had a tasty dick

  21. steph says – reply to this


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    she sucks!

  22. RESOURSEFULBYATCH says – reply to this


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    she loves here new w earings

  23. jays says – reply to this


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    looking good janice

  24. omfc.com says – reply to this


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    cause she can take set her drink down anywhere with those handy portable coasters on her wrist!

    omfc.com

  25. Gab says – reply to this


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    she just made another appointment for plastic surgery.

  26. Triny says – reply to this


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    someone finally took her effing pic!!!

  27. Brett says – reply to this


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    She's waiting for a giant cock to fly into her mouth

  28. klk says – reply to this


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    ljksa;lkm'e;lwqa

  29. chrisss says – reply to this


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    she's not exited, she has just sucked off Tommy Lee

  30. OBAMA IS OVER says – reply to this


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    OBAMA IS OVER

  31. baci39 says – reply to this


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    because she has cocksuckers cramp……

  32. ANDY27 says – reply to this


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    I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
    I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
    I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
    I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
    I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
    I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
    I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
    I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
    I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
    I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
    I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
    I WANT EAT OUT BRAD PITT'S ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!

  33. Chris says – reply to this


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    Shes not excited… Thats just the Botox… DUH! =)

  34. rajinder says – reply to this


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    becase a guy walked by and thats her natural reaction

  35. perez is fat says – reply to this


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    shes getting ready to suck some

  36. Christine says – reply to this


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    She just got her mouth wired open to help her suck dick better.

  37. veeeeeeeeeee says – reply to this


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    She has just had a mold made for her new line in sex dolls

  38. Christine says – reply to this


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    *shudders* Look at those hands!!! *shivers down spine*

  39. Krystal says – reply to this


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    Because if you give head after Botox your face stays that way. Shes still Tranny Bitchy Feirce I mean Scary :)

  40. Adrian says – reply to this


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    ….she got her right hand free!!! –from those brick looking bracelets she's got on her left wrist… Yuck!

    lol.

  41. Susie says – reply to this


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    she has finally found a cock that she hasn't yet sucked

  42. jaysgirl says – reply to this


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    someone was taking her picture!!!

  43. mhm says – reply to this


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    cause she's on crack!

  44. suze says – reply to this


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    because they just found a donor for her hand transplant.

  45. debs says – reply to this


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    She found her top set of teeth?

  46. LOHAN says – reply to this


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    Because. She just dislodged her hand from up her own ass.

    FIRST

  47. Al Smith says – reply to this


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    she heard a fierce rumor that leather of a certain variety is so in next season

  48. -miyaven- says – reply to this


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    somebody is paying attention to her?

  49. Nick says – reply to this


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    because her tampon went sideways

  50. Lawrence Evans says – reply to this


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    because someone is taking her picture again!!!

  51. jimmyd says – reply to this


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    SHE TOOK A SHIT WITHOUT FLINGING IT

  52. pg says – reply to this


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    she can open her mouth after having it botoxed to death

  53. Leah in England says – reply to this


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    WHO THE HELL IS SHE??
    NEVER HEARD OF HER!!!
    SO FAMOUS THAT WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE - SUCH AN ACHEIVEMENT - NOT

  54. AMI says – reply to this


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    she is excited because tyra told her to kiss her big fat ass.

  55. Melanie says – reply to this


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    She's just been offered a deal to model as a blow-up doll and needs to practice

  56. Showbiz says – reply to this


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    Janice Dickinson is so excited because her face can move again.

  57. z says – reply to this


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    someone actually cares to take a picture of that hideous hag

  58. Kiki says – reply to this


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    Because after all of the plastic surgery, she can no longer close her mouth.

  59. aky says – reply to this


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    she just realize she's an idiot:P

  60. EWWW BITCH! says – reply to this


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    BECAUSE_________IM ABOUT TO GET MY WEEKLY BOTOX SHOTS

  61. Liam Brady says – reply to this


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    … She's getting hand surgery today.

  62. Tracie says – reply to this


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    because she can finally put her John Holmes replica dildo into her mouth all the way….. yahoooo Janice!

  63. Shady Jane says – reply to this


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    She got a gander at Stephen Lenehan's tiny, withered, diseased, cock

  64. ashley says – reply to this


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    um, i think you've gotten her excited face and her permanent 'ready for cock mouth' face mixed up…

  65. lp says – reply to this


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    her plastic surgeon is giving her a discount

  66. gage kristofer says – reply to this


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    SHE HAS A PICKLE UP HER ASS

  67. beeee says – reply to this


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    nothing.. too much plastic surgery left her face looking like this permanently

  68. Mizshell says – reply to this


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    she just regained feelin in her vagina.

  69. ehm says – reply to this


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    Because she's not amy winehouse

  70. bongo says – reply to this


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    because AARP is doing a fashion shoot with her.

  71. JD says – reply to this


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    …because she found another cock to put in her mouth!!!

  72. hillslover says – reply to this


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    because she finally regained any type of feeling in her face.

  73. sherrill says – reply to this


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    ….because she just had man hands surgically attached where hers used to be.

  74. hrc says – reply to this


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    SHE'S GOING TO THE DOCTOR TO FIX "BLOW-JOB-MOUTH"

  75. Madison says – reply to this


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    Actually Janice isn't excited. This is what happens to your face after too much botox…

  76. blah says – reply to this


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    she jus gave a blowjob..

  77. david-0-selznick says – reply to this


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    Janice Dickinson is so excited because her chlamydia test returned negative.

  78. nosey says – reply to this


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    …she just punched her hand through a stack of cork coasters. Shame she can't find clothes that fit.

  79. Parkandrideme22 says – reply to this


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    She just hit a sale on Neck tape!

  80. Leonie says – reply to this


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    Because she just found out she is five years older (look at the hand) then she tought she was!

  81. Tony says – reply to this


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    she finally met a cock that has left her mouth permanently like this.

  82. Toots says – reply to this


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    …she's looking more like a trannie everyday!

  83. hotlips says – reply to this


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    her face is stuck like that

  84. yandry says – reply to this


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    she just got the danity kane album and she loves it

  85. Erin says – reply to this


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    She is not wearing her depends……nice hands too!!!

  86. robin says – reply to this


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    She looks like that because she is preparing to suck the next cock out there. The bigger the cock, the better for her.

  87. me says – reply to this


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    She looks like a blow up doll! Seriously, do one of those 'separated at birth' things…

  88. john says – reply to this


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    [IMG]http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e77/johnnylobo/high5.jpg[/IMG]

  89. Martyn says – reply to this


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    She just had a colonic

  90. coloringbookland.com says – reply to this


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    She's excited that she can actually move her mouth without her skin ripping open.

  91. Leslie says – reply to this


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    Someone needs to punch that hag in the throat. GO AWAYYYY, JANICE. YOU'RE WELL PAST YOUR EXPIRATION DATE!!!

  92. DiNiGi says – reply to this


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    it's her madonna impression…mouth open ready for business

  93. darla says – reply to this


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    she found a cock big enough to stuff that mouth

  94. lori says – reply to this


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    her mouth can now swallow her head, and a few more things…..

  95. Bill says – reply to this


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    She is so excited because she has a gerbil up her ass.

  96. JENNI says – reply to this


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    I just glanced and thought that was BRITNEY SPEARS.

  97. jk says – reply to this


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    shes not excited, she just wants a big dick in her mouth

  98. Samantha says – reply to this


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    Someone just forced a large electric cow prod into her ass. It's the only area of her body not numbed by botox.

  99. Amelia says – reply to this


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    I love Janice, she's so entertaining!!

  100. annie jo says – reply to this


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    She found out that they are making all of the new Blow Job Dolls after her likeness

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