Hot Mess!

Filed under: Mariah Carey

Behold: Mimi's new album cover.

We love that she's rocking her new body, but we're not really feeling the Beyonce armpit pose.

What do U think????

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 9:20 am / Email this »

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ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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She's too old to try to be sexy….yuk!!
Christine says – reply to this

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Looks like the latino hairiness has kicked in.
MomV4 says – reply to this

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WHAT new bod?
yoooooo says – reply to this

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i love ittt! thats hot
mama says – reply to this

5

FIRST???
Julie says – reply to this

6

Doesn't she look like a young LaToya?
MatthewRyan says – reply to this

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i'm pretty much over Mariah Carey but i must confess i think this cover is pretty ferocious!
too bad none of the songs i have heard from it are any good.
katie says – reply to this

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I think the feather sh*t needs to go!! Mimi is hot…why cover it up w/ big birds leftover fluff?!
Thomzie says – reply to this

9

first…..

still love MIMI……
kim says – reply to this

10

fat fucking cow…hate her sorry but she is old nasty and washed up…go away
first says – reply to this

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first
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first?!
ck says – reply to this

13

What do I think? I think my grandmother's gonna be pissed to see her foyer rug draped across some cheesy caterwauler.
Mark says – reply to this

14

Very mariah, Very TACKY!
Karl says – reply to this

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First!
And I agree, armpits… Not beautiful!
Emma Louise says – reply to this

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can you say AIRBRUSHED!!! what a hoochie who cares
amanda says – reply to this

17

she's not near as good as she used to be
melissa says – reply to this

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it would be great if she would take off those heels!!
trashcookies. says – reply to this

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she looks like she knows her time is up but she wont give up with out a fight!
allieduz says – reply to this

20

she looks good!
drew says – reply to this

21

first! and she looks awesome cant wait!
ERIC. says – reply to this

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Love it!!!!!!
BananaFish says – reply to this

23

Ha! Second! Hehe. Sorry for that. Hmmm… I think she should act her age.
jusy says – reply to this

24

WTF since when is she a chemist? E=MC^2! hahahahahaha
Amy says – reply to this

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FIRST! Mimi needs to go away!
hairam says – reply to this

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what does the pic have to do with the title of the album?
Jeff says – reply to this

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The pose is fine…I like the black and white…I just don't like the dress…it looks like she's posing for some crazy chicken commercial…actually, an El Pollo Loco just opened up by me…she'd be the perfect new mascot in this dress..
chad says – reply to this

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BUGGY!!
A.D.A.M. says – reply to this

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Loves it so fierce
Jessica-Rarebit says – reply to this

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Pretty hot! I don't really dig the armpit move either, but hey, at least she doesnt have pit-hair!
maurice says – reply to this

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Madonna, Janet and even Cher reinvent themselves with every album.Mimi same shit different day!Get a clue Mariah!
Twiggy says – reply to this

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Loving it! Beyonce armpit pose…it's the same pose from the Emancipation cover! Get a clue!
Kolldmoon says – reply to this

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Well maybe since Beyonce' screwed up the armpit pose and left a bad taste in our mouths… then maybe Mimi can change it around!?
klugy says – reply to this

34

silbers u slut
Hen says – reply to this

35

Sheer Awesomenessss….love herrr
Abdulla says – reply to this

36

Its not that bad … she looks great!
dm says – reply to this

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i think it's cute, the armpit is a little awkward though, i will agree
Mat says – reply to this

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I think Mariah is a washed up has-been that needs to go far, far away.
{if itz not hillary..then u bitchez zuck az momz says – reply to this

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZ LUV♥♥HER ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ guezz what bitchez????]]]]]]]]]]]]]

zzPennzylvaniaz [[ MURTHA ]]] JUZT ENDORZED OUR HILLARY]]]

ZZZZZZ thiz iz bigg, coz Penn. haz hiz back on everythingzzzzzzzz

zzz murtha..knowz hiz zhit..he wantz thiz WAR OVER WITH zzzz◘◘]
misanthrope78 says – reply to this

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Is she wearing a muppet?
kate says – reply to this

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e=mc2… please dont insult the work of a great scientist
shit cover, shit singer, needs to retire
MCFAN says – reply to this

42

SO HOT!!!! MARIAH IS THE BEST, DONT HATE PEREZ!!!
Jessica-Rarebit says – reply to this

43

Old? God help me! She's only going to be 39 in a few days. But hey, when I was twenty-something almost forty seemed old…

34 & Holding.
M&M says – reply to this

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She looks amazing! Your lambs love you!
gggggggggggggggggggggg says – reply to this

45

ugly cover.
ugly old woman.
ugly outfit.
Alan says – reply to this

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She killed Big Bird just so she could pretend to be covering her body……..I don't approve
jadien says – reply to this

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why do people insist on announcing they're "first," especially since they're NEVER FIRST. it just looks kinda dumb when you wrote comment #21 and think you're so cool for being the "first" poster.

Anyway, I think the picture is okay, but the album cover as a while is pretty hot. People always hate on Mariah, then jam to her music when no one else is around
whoriahflops says – reply to this

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IT'S THE SAME EXACT ALBUM COVER AS HER LAST ONE.

SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
HI says – reply to this

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Varvatos says – reply to this

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Her voice is raspy as hell these days although she is still the best female singer in the business. I don't like her anymore but this cover is HOT
LUA says – reply to this

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I don't like it too much…the mariah font and the color are horrid
ang says – reply to this

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Her hair is covering the pit so its not so bad just looks kinda awkward. She looks good but coulda been better.
whoriahflops says – reply to this

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SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
SHE IS GONNA FLOP BIG TIME.
James says – reply to this

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boring. . . .

Why does she always wear tranny dresses?
jake says – reply to this

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ALWAYS THE SAME THING ALL OVER AGAIN:::::::AS HER MUSIC:::::::::please Mariah change direction,,,,you are boring!!!!
rachel says – reply to this

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reminds me of her "butterfly" video.
YUCKY! says – reply to this

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I WISH THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF FAT ASS SHIT WOULD GO AWAY! SHE FUCKING SUCKS!!!! HER AND HER LAME BORING ASS RECYCLED MUSIC!!! SHE BLOWS AND SUCKS COCKS FOR RADIO STATIONS TO PLAY HER SHIT SONGS!!! FUCKING FAT ASS PIG!!! DROP DEAD MARIAH!!! YOU BLOW!!!!
PHX says – reply to this

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Boring…. really boring. Just like her music.
rhonda says – reply to this

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AHAHAHAHAAH THE MUPPET SHOWWWWWWWW

TOO FUNNY:))))))))))))))))))))))

don't like the cover!!!neither touch my body!!!
david says – reply to this

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mariah has never been known for originality or for being innovative, so i'm not surprised that this cover sucks, as does her new music.
Mooriah says – reply to this

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She is an old fucking fart that is still acting like she is 12 years old. GROW UP YOU RASPY ASS SKANK!!!
chris says – reply to this

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i did not know her white muff covered her whole body… must be hot in summer!!!
FLOP! says – reply to this

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This bitches album is going to BOMB! No one cares about her shit anymore. She is a washed up has been local star.
Candi says – reply to this

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Hate it! Why doesn't she reinvent herself already?? I love Mariah but she needs to grow the fuck up!
Jillian says – reply to this

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Mariah dear, get a fuckin clue. Nobody likes you. We are all laughing AT you, not with you honey.
COLONEL SANDERS says – reply to this

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I want to hire her to stand on the road and advertise for KFC.
Cluck cluck you washed up jackass.
bore says – reply to this

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ZZZ
I HATE YOU PEREZ!!! says – reply to this

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I JUST VOMITED ALL OVER MY COMPUTER PEREZ!!! YOU SHOULD WARN PEOPLE BEFORE YOU POST PICTURES OF THIS HORRIFIC BEAST!!!!!!
benji says – reply to this

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her legs don't stop to grow album cover after album cover…. so strange!!!!!!!!
But I still loooooooooooooooove her
Danny says – reply to this

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I love it. Very age appropriate. Classy. Elegant. Good for her.
DAMN!!! says – reply to this

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THIS DUMB BITCH HAS SOME HAIRY ASS TITTIES!!!!! LOL
anonymous says – reply to this

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i'll say this. it may be tacky, but it's not half as tacky as madonna's album cover. that one is just straight up gross.
La says – reply to this

73

What the hell kind of fug is that dress?
Oompa says – reply to this

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Give it up Mariah.
boring yo mama says – reply to this

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Boring, it's the same one as her previous album!!! (well, her new songs are the exactly the same songs as the ones on her previous album).
joshp says – reply to this

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I love it. It is classic Mariah!
Michael26 says – reply to this

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WOW!!!!!!!! I love it! PUUUUURRRRRRRE DIVA! Mariah is the epitome of a POP GODDESS!!! (have u guys seen Madonna's album cover? LOL…it's soo umm amaturish)
jackie says – reply to this

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I like it!
Charlene says – reply to this

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LOVE IT! LOVE MARIAH!
Amber says – reply to this

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Fucking boring and lame….Just like Mariah.
No No and No says – reply to this

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Her head looks like the pink tip of a dog's dick. Shit cover.
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MOO!!!!!! says – reply to this

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I LAUGH BECAUSE SHE IS OLD AND FAT!!!!
CICCONE YOUTH says – reply to this

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FAT OSTRICH PHOTOSHOPED
FAT OSTRICH ONCE
FAT OSTRICH ALWAYS
FLY TO AUSTRALIA AND RETIRE!!!
???????? says – reply to this

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E=MC SASQUATCH!!!!!!!
amycakes says – reply to this

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oh put some bloody clothes on you daft bitch.
Dina says – reply to this

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Lame ass cover.
Lame ass song.
Lame ass Mariah
Retire and die bitch.
LMAO AT THE HAIRY TITS COMMENT! says – reply to this

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GET THIS BITCH A RAZOR!!! THEM HAIRY TITS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!
will says – reply to this

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i think it, and she looks amazing. stop hating on everything perez damn.
UGH!!! says – reply to this

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Why cant this idiot switch it up at bit? Does she not get bored with her same tired old act all the time? You are putting us to sleep Mariah.
well says – reply to this

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hmmm….
I think it looks pretty much like her previous album (but her dress looks like a dead bird)
and I think Einstein would turn over in his grave if he knew what mariah does.
I bet she doesn't even know what E=mc² means…
well, I don't know either (at least not exactly), but I don't use it as an album title
Gary says – reply to this

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LOVE IT !!!!! Mimi is the best !!!!You all are just haters and wish you looked as good as her or could write/produce music or sing as good as she does. Go drink some HATERAIDE
Ejoubert says – reply to this

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It reminds me of miss piggy lol
Gary says – reply to this

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That is not a dress you fucking MORONS… LOOK CLOSELY
Dear says – reply to this

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She looks like a two dolla hoe! Just like her sister.
hels says – reply to this

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MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB
MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB
Ss says – reply to this

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Yes, the pict is fierce but not feeling the armpit.
hels says – reply to this

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MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB
MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB
MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB
Frantelle says – reply to this

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Love the new cover. Classy, yet sophisticated and elegant. Sooooooooo waaaaayyyy much better than that Madonna's CD cover. The fonts on Mad's cover doesn't really fit with the background. Any graphic designer would tell you that. I know it's kinda Candy themed, but they could at least selected a better font.
J7 says – reply to this

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L A M E LOL. Tryin WAY too hard and so blatantly forced (as always). As usual Mariah is trying to recycle her older songs and hit albums (this is a POOR mans/ drag queen version TEOM lol). Not feelin it, and ESP not feeling the font color
no no si si says – reply to this

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WHAT A STUPID FUCKING RETARD
THOUGH THE PEOPLE THAT BUY HER ALBUMS MUST BE THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON EARTH