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Isn't She Pleasant????

Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Jessica Alba

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She really thinks she's holier than thou!

Note to Jessica Alba. The paparazzi are not gonna stop following you. Stop acting like such a DOUCHE.

The day they do stop following, you're gonna be crying for them to come back and snap your ugly soul!

"Don't Call Me Latina" pitched a shit fit as she made her way from the nail salon.

In case you're interested, Jessica got her nails done at Nails Design on Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills. Hopefully next time she goes, there will be more paparazzi there.

Oh, and if you see Alba out and about, make sure you say hello! We're sure she LOVES her fans.

[Image via WENN.]

341 comments to “Isn't She Pleasant????”

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  1. hola says – reply to this


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    SHE'S MEAN

  2. rachel says – reply to this


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    bitch

  3. poop says – reply to this


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    w/e

  4. Ness says – reply to this


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    I honestly think shes a bitch. she acts like she 's so much better then everyone else. dumb hoe

  5. Christine says – reply to this


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    Who cares. Giver her a break while she pregnant. Just because she a celeb doesn't mean she has to like cameras in her face.

  6. c says – reply to this


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    Perez, I love you but this is really malicious. She's pregnant by a dumbass who wouldn't commit. A little mercy for her, please.

  7. katie says – reply to this


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    If I were a blogger, especially with this many readers, I'd be more careful about my spelling. It's holier than thou… than holier than though.

  8. Cindy says – reply to this


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    Leave her alone! You are always picking on her, and you make her sound like a bitch, when really she is a sweetheart, I wouldnt want people all over me with cameras either if I was pregnant…sheesh!

  9. jjb009 says – reply to this


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    Perez you're a fatty…

  10. sara says – reply to this


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    hmm..

  11. S. says – reply to this


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    UMMMM HELLO. Getting your nails done with all those fumes is NOT good for the baby. She better check herself before her baby comes out with an arm protruding from it's forehead.

  12. Quy says – reply to this


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    Yay Im on the first page!

  13. Quy says – reply to this


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    Don't you mean Jessica Dont call me latina Alba?

  14. MommyLove says – reply to this


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    celebs who act like this amaze me! she's an US magazine creation-not even an actual actress-and she does this. Go get your nails done in Woodland HIlls if you want to avoid the papps

  15. MARIO U ARE BULLY says – reply to this


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    LEAVE HER ALONE YOU RACIST BASTARD!

  16. ThINk??? says – reply to this


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    why is someone a bitch for not wanting 20 guys in thier face with cameras?? that shit would be annoying and i dont blaim her for not wanting her picture taken.

  17. taylor says – reply to this


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    holier than thou perez! THOU

  18. fred nash says – reply to this


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    oh my god, there actually isn't a "first" post. thank goodness… you idiots are retarded with the"first" bullshit

  19. BUTSHEHASAPOINT says – reply to this


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    The lack of paps would be a blessing to a lot of the harassed celebs. Why the need for cameras 24/7? OHH I SEE! The MONEY! I'll be honest..I do like seeing pics but it seems like the paps are ALWAYS in people's faces. They may be celebs…but their still human beings who need space just like any other person.

  20. FF says – reply to this


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    6th?

  21. Me says – reply to this


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    I guess she snubbed your fat ass that's why you don't like her. Potato Head!

  22. SoWhat says – reply to this


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    Um, Perez you're teenage inferiority complex is showing. Heavily pregnant and probably no make up on equals " get the f* outta my face or I'll cut you". Have you NO female friends that you've known while prego? Grow UP, would ya? why do you even need Alba to be nice for you anyway? will your life change? who really cares except you?

  23. {if itz not hillary..then u bitchez zuck az momz says – reply to this


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    zzzzzzzzzzzz no more nice zkin, nice ztomach zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    [[[[[[[[[ y'r body iz now 4/ever ruined ..enjoy ]]]]]]]]]]]]

    zzzzzzzzzzz
    hillary bitchez
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    John Murtha endorzez
    hillary 2/day 4 Pennzylvania
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzluv MURTHA.ZZ LUV PENN…ZZZZ
    GO ZTEELERZ
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  24. Mama says – reply to this


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    Her ass and thighs are getting huge - and I LOVE IT!
    What a bitch.

  25. hannah says – reply to this


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    she looks like a beautiful pregnant little lady. Go Alba ! show the papparazzi who's the boss

  26. Abdulla says – reply to this


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    lol … thats a big stomach :P

  27. Meg says – reply to this


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    Why does she cover her face? What a douche!

  28. will says – reply to this


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    shes fucking pregnant. leave the bitch alone. if she doesnt want to be photographed is that really a big deal?

  29. LOVELY JESSICA SHE IS BEAUTIFUL says – reply to this


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    jessica is so beatiful, perez are u gealous of her or what is your problem? did she do anything to you? GET OVER IT, U IDIOT YOU ARE ALMOST 40 YEARS OLD AND U ARE PICKING ON A PREGNANT YOUNG WOMAN.

  30. Smelly Kat says – reply to this


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    Perez, your comments about her have gone from snarky to completely bitchy. Give her a break, just cuz you don't like her doesn't mean you have to make her life miserable!

  31. 9sts says – reply to this


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    i love how everyone talks shit, but i'm sure they wouldn't appreciate being followed around with a camera everyfuckingtime you try to go anywhere so SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS YOU AREN'T GETTING YOUR UGLY ASSES PHOTOGRAPHED!!!! But if you ever do get famous, the paps get old quick

  32. wiln1 says – reply to this


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    Perez, you realy are very insecure arent ya? shame…
    I think its time we start ENDING your career. instead of comming here, WE will be reading EGOTASTIC or GOFUGYOURSELF, atleast they have class.
    I mean what the hell do you think about yourself???come on..trying to sugest KATE MOSS should end her career, oh please fatty, go on a diet and get 'n real life. i feel real sorry for you. PLEASE PEOPLE, let give this guy a second chance in life, stop reading is shit, and help him get a life!!!!!!!!!

  33. 9sts says – reply to this


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    and goddamn i'd rage on a pap if i was fucking preggers

  34. c says – reply to this


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    you have a serious vandetta against her

  35. Mol says – reply to this


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    Haven't cared for her since she said she was becoming a fat cow while pregnant. Maybe she should have kept her legs closed

  36. KimmyWimmy! says – reply to this


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    Why do these dreadful people whinge about being photographed? If you don't like it, sod off and get a proper job in a theatre and be paid £200 a week. No? Thought not!

  37. Nikkis says – reply to this


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    She's a bitch. If you don't want to be bothered by the paps, then don't get into this business in the first place. The celebutards don't complain when they are getting free shit and preferential treatment everywhere they go. Sorry that's the price you pay dumbasses!!!

  38. bruab says – reply to this


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    She's such a rag. She sure thinks she's something. At least that's one person that thinks so.

  39. note to Alba says – reply to this


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    Listen Ms. Im more important than my own baby, a nail salon is not a place you should be spending your time in! I no they have vents and fans and shit but I wouldent risk the fumes hurting my baby why do you?? Alba is sooo into herself!!

  40. Fran says – reply to this


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    She's a smart one! I'm sure inhaling all those fumes found in nail salons is doing wonders for her unborn child. WTG JA!!

  41. x says – reply to this


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    woah perez ur especially mean to her today.. what happened? she insulted u or something or are u just in a bad mood today?

  42. cc says – reply to this


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    Grow up Perez, why do you hate her so much? Pick on someone else who deserves it. And quite talking about people who we really don't care about, half the time I don't even know who these people are - I need to hear something interesting.

  43. jen says – reply to this


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    she could be a little more gracious…..
    she really does seem to think that her shit does not stink!
    her attitude certainly does!!

  44. You sure do ... says – reply to this


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    … have a lot of hate for her, Perez. What did she ever do to you?

  45. Lori C. says – reply to this


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    I went from - years ago - thinking and saying how beautiful she was, to now, saying how UGLY she is. Her personality DESTROYED HER. DONE DEAL.

  46. Oggie says – reply to this


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    Perez stop being a bitch and leave her alone for once, the womens pregnant, let the Latina comment go, you took it out of context. Damn dude anyone would think the bitch stiole your man lol!

  47. Eric says – reply to this


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    Why don't the paps give her what she wants? Ignore her. Move on to some other celebrity.

  48. kimchi says – reply to this


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    Yah perez watch the spelling lmfao! Alba looks fat! She eating too many donuts? Damn look at her fat belly.

  49. kimchi says – reply to this


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    Yah perez watch the spelling lmfao! Alba looks fat! She eating too many donuts? Damn look at her fat belly. On that note I gotta take a big shit.

  50. who cares says – reply to this


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    to #4 and everyone else and Pnasty, who cares. maybe she doesn't want her picture taken by the retardirazzis. I wouldn't. It doesn't have anything to do with her fans, I'm sure. It has to do with retardirazzi, including you Pnasty, who make a living off of intruding on these people's lives when they are not promoting a movie.

  51. Jenny from Toronto says – reply to this


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    Holier than *THOU*. Sheesh.

  52. who cares says – reply to this


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    Re: Lori C.
    #48
    What insight do you have into per personality? A few snippets of sentences taken out of context? That's a good reason cuz I'm sure someone tearing apart your paragraphs could do the same thing. For instance, No. 48 is a complete moron to think she's got any idea what this woman is thinking in this picture or at any time.
    Loser.

  53. Apache Rose says – reply to this


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    She's preggers, that's got to be leaving her feeling vulnerable! I'd be annoyed too. On the other hand, she's preggers…why is she introducing unnecessary fumes of a nail salon to her fetus??

  54. blondie says – reply to this


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    THOU, THOU, THOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. angie says – reply to this


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    PREGNANT WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE GOING TO THE NAIL SALON!!! the fumes are bad for the baby.

  56. MICHELLE says – reply to this


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    If she's so interested in being left alone, we can all stop going to her movies and watching her television shows. Then she'll REALLY be left alone. I think #6 needs to get a grip. Ms. Alba was a bitch LONG before she became an expectant mom. If she doesn't like the spotlight, she picked the wrong business and should plan to become a full time mom when the baby comes.

  57. lala says – reply to this


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    you aren't supposed to get your nails done when you're pregnant. tsk tsk tsk…

  58. Hello says – reply to this


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    No tiene nada de malo ser latina, Bitch

  59. Monet says – reply to this


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    Two things…Can we start calling her "Albina"? Also, doesn't she know that she is harming her baby (or babies) by sitting in a nail salon, breathing in all of those toxic fumes and then having her hands soaked in formaldehyde. Dumb ass!

  60. Ummm says – reply to this


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    aren't you suppose to say away from nail salon fumes when your pregnant??????

  61. BITCH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 says – reply to this


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    SHES SUCH AN UNGREATFUL BITCH!

    DOES SHE NOT REALIZE SHE IS ONLY FAMOUS BECAUSE THE PAPS TAKE HER PICTURE AND IT GETS SEEN EVERYWHERE???!??!?!?!

    IF THEY DIDNT TAKE HER PIC. HER FANS WOULDNT KNOWN WHO THE FUCK SHE WAS AND WOULDN;T CARE!!!!!

    SHE CAN'T GET IT BOTH WAYS: "COME SEE MY SHITTY MOVIE" "BUY MY SHITTY PERFUME" "BUT DONT GET TOO CLOSE TO ME" "ONLY TAKE PICS OF ME WHEN IM AT A PREMIER FOR MY SHITTY MOVIE THAT I WANT YOU TO SEE SO I CAN GET 10 MILL ON MY NEXT ONE"

    FUCK OFF MISS I DONT WANNA BE LATINA

    BITCH WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GOT YOUR HOT LOOKS FROM?? THOSE MEXICAN LIPS AND SKIN!!!!

    AYE DIOS MIO PUNTA

  62. kim says – reply to this


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    i thought you were supposed to avoid chemicals when you're pregnant.

  63. kmdoodle8 says – reply to this


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    I dunno, I believe she probably is a royal bitch, but that pap looks like he's about 4 inches from her. Give the woman some space.

  64. brandy says – reply to this


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    she is prolly feeling shitty if she was in place that does acrylic nails b/c that is very dangerous to a fetus!!!dumbass…..

  65. Why is Obama still in the race? says – reply to this


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    Why is he?

  66. kate says – reply to this


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    THOU

  67. its me bitches says – reply to this


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    I think that if you havent been pregnant then you should back the f**k off of ms.alba being pregnant, isnt always fun. And if shes being a Bitch then so be it she has some little person sitting on her bladder 24/7, and kicking her in the ribs which isnt fun trust me. And if you dont feel good, its probably worse if you have people chasing you around taking pix of you when you just want to be left alone. I feel for her, pregnancy isnt always peaches and cream for every woman in the world!

  68. Lisa says – reply to this


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    If I was that pregnant I don't think I'd want my picture taken. (I'm 2 months and don't want it taken now). Just a thought.

  69. Nails 4 Jesus says – reply to this


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    Getting your nails done in a properly ventilated and fanned salon isn't going to hurt her kid, seriously. I like how the medical professionals up in this piece speak their minds. You think Christina wasn't getting manis? Or Halle? Or Nicole? Fuck off.

  70. OMG says – reply to this


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    Perez … fuck off! maybe she doesn't look her best or is not feeling well. Your obsession with her is creepy. Its great to be proud of your heritage, but are the people of your heritage proud of you?

  71. tbone says – reply to this


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    your jealousy is so obvious and sad, Perez.

  72. A Nobody says – reply to this


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    I don't care what you say Perez, she is beautiful. We all have our days, maybe this wasn't her day, or maybe she's tired of the paparazzi, no biggie. Quit being haters ya'll!

  73. Nails 4 Jesus says – reply to this


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    Nail Polish, Acrylics, Wraps, etc. — For many pregnant women, indulging in a manicure or pedicure every now and then is a great way to pamper themselves and lift their spirits. In addition, as your belly grows, it often gets increasingly difficult to trim your toenails (not to mention paint them), making a pedicure all the more useful. While there is no evidence of any true danger associated with getting a manicure or pedicure during pregnancy, the chemical fumes that sometimes go along with these treatments can make you feel ill. Try to make sure that you are in a relatively open area with sufficient ventilation, and that you are not exposed to the vapors for a long period of time.

    Dumbasses.

  74. Obsessed says – reply to this


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    Oh she is not having a cute pregnancy, bitch is huge already, her thighs are enormous, you cant see in this pic but they so are, I'm sure the photogs wont be following her after she drops that load, bitch is gonna need surgery

  75. walter says – reply to this


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    of course she´s latina, besides stupid for said that !!

  76. ehm says – reply to this


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    Awww… she didn't want to meet you did she? she turned you down even though (this is the correct way of using the word "though") you tried soo hard. Is that the real reason why you're being so nasty to her hmmm?

  77. SLB says – reply to this


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    Why is she such a bitch. Because she doesn't cow down to the disgusting paparazzi? Does Perez hate her so much because she doesn't consider him a close friend because he's really a nobody?

  78. Jay says – reply to this


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    Perez, Get over yourself, Stop saying mean things about her just bc she didnt take a picture with you. GROW UP.

  79. BEOWULF says – reply to this


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    Re: MICHELLE – How do you KNOW this? Are you a friend of Alba's or do you base your opinion on what Perez, the Creme de La Douche, has to say about her? There's a big difference between "being in the spotlight" and being STALKED NIGHT AND DAY BY SLIMEY, DESPERATE PAPARAZZI. Perez is a vicious, jealous pansy with a junior high mentality and you're a dumb sycophant.

  80. Kate says – reply to this


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    Perez especially loathes this overrated bitch because of her being a sell out to the hispanic community. She has repeatedly expressed her disagreement that she is a hispanic actress and is a typical wannna be non-hispanic, ashamed of her roots and that'll be a fast ticket to hatred from hispanic americans like myself and Perez. Plus she can't act for shit and is only famous because of her looks. Guess what Miss Don't Call Me Latina Alba, if it weren't for your Spanish roots, you wouldn't have those looks in the first place.

  81. cjm says – reply to this


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    Again, why do you hate her soo much. If the paps were on Angelina's ass, and she did the same thing, would you say the same thing? Who knows, she might not have makeup on……probably thought she could get her nails done without all the bs

  82. Paula says – reply to this


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    I hate that bitch !!!! If she doesnt like papparazi she should quit being an actress then, i can help her … i wont never ever watch any of her movies

  83. hailey says – reply to this


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    Why do you like to torment Jessica Alba? You're always so kind and forgiving to Brittney, and she has hurt the two people she brought into the world just by being too selfish to see past herself.

    And I have a feeling Jessica Alba will never forget about her kids, or choose drugs over them.
    You should ease up on her when she's pregnant, because it's really not easy feeling like a beached whale, a feeling men will never need to go through…I know she's a star, but she's still only human. How do you know she didn't just feel ugly that day?

  84. Liz says – reply to this


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    what's with all the hate?
    i personally think she's great

  85. what's wrong with you perez? says – reply to this


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    have you ever heard of crazy pregnancy hormones. give the girl a break. you know you just hatin' ’cause you want to look like her.

  86. B. says – reply to this


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    SHE'S PREGNANT, UNCOMFORTABLE, FEELING FAT (YOU SHOULD KNOW THE FEELING); FUCKING GROW UP & STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE. I'M DONE READIN' YOUR SHIT.

  87. deedeee says – reply to this


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    what the hell? why do you hate her so much? you try and preach about how you want to do something to better the world????? well this isn't it.
    you are a very sad, confused man.
    KARMA, honey. look it up.

  88. Tom says – reply to this


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    Why would anyone want paparazzi following them? You guys are starting to sound like pathetic restraunt servers who bitch cause they don't get a 30% tip. You deserve nothing, you are all vultures who do nothing with your life and live off of others celebrity.

  89. honestly says – reply to this


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    she is a total bitch… and that coming from a personal experience with her!

  90. Cletus the Fetus says – reply to this


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    PREGNANT WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE IN A NAIL SALON.
    BREATHING THAT CHEMICAL STENCH IS AS BAD FOR HER BABY AS SMOKING OR HUFFING EXHAUST.

    WHAT A BITCH, I HOPE HER KID IS BORN WITH HOLES IN ITS LUNGS (BUT WITH REALLY NICE NAILS)

  91. CC says – reply to this


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    You fat bastard leave her alone already! She's fucking pregnant and has retards chasing her down every minute every day. We all know you're an attention whore and love that shit but people with actual talent do not want to be bothered everyday. God you are so annoying I can't believe VH1 gave you a show, what is wrong with people???!!!

  92. Jessica Alba is PERFECT! says – reply to this


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    No, perez (you leech). YOU suck. Leave her alone in her PERSONAL life. She was NOT at a movie premiere; she was NOT at a photoshoot; she was NOT on set; she was going about her PERSONAL life. There is absolutely no way that being stalked in everyday life by the papz is ok. It's wrong.

  93. alex says – reply to this


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    I used to quite like the girl. She has to accept that there are downsides to her beautiful life and acting like a bitch is losing her fans. I sure as hell aint gonna buy her movie. Its crap anyway apparently!

  94. blaaahhhhhhhhhhhh says – reply to this


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    LEAVE HER ALONE U RETARD

  95. Hitler says – reply to this


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    Uneducated ass. you are Perez. Go to school.

  96. mami says – reply to this


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    Give her break, she's pregnant.

  97. mushy biscuit says – reply to this


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    what a fucking crotch. i dont like her anymore.

  98. Monet says – reply to this


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    Re: Nails 4 Jesus – And what makes you so sure the place she went to was well ventilated? Were you with her? Have you ever been in a nail salon? I don't think they know the word "ventilate". And having been pregnant, yes it was difficult cutting my toenails, but it was difficult when I was like 9 months pregnant, not at 4 or 5 months. And if I was desperate for someone else to do it, I sure as hell was not going to sit for hours in a nail salon, breathing the air, because being pregnant your sense of smell is heightened and I can only imagine the slightest smell would make anyone BARF! So don't call us dumbasses just because we think the risk is too high. And every doctor I know would tell you to be on the safe side and just avoid them altogether regardless of the ventilation.

  99. Suki says – reply to this


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    she's not a latina, she's a wet back.. pinche buey

  100. DUUUUUUDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE says – reply to this


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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOUU PEREZ!!!!!!

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