Making A Statement
Filed under: Madonna > Anglophilia
Madonna and her husband, Guy Ritchie, have something to prove.
Their marriage is great!
The pair made a very public outing in London on Tuesday night, the first time they had been seen together in months. Rumors began to swirl that their relationship is on the rocks.
Madge and Mr. Madge hit up Harry's bar, but our body language expert, Dr. Perezian, says it's not all as it seems.
"Look at them. Their bodies are not in unison," says Dr. P. "They are not holding hands, and Madonna is covering her mouth - as if she's trying to hide something. They are so over. I give their marriage another six months!"
Wow. And there you have it.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 19, 2008 at 1:31 am
BULLSHIT!
could it be???
He's right.
Ass faces
he's hot
3rd BITCHES!! whats the latest with david?
am i first??
they are done! she is bangin the pope and obama! they have 3 ways! it's true! and she is gonna sell her tits on ebay soon! ya! 50 year old tits! who will buy! i mean really nigglets! who needs rice when the pudding is that hot! cum now! cum on your neighbors leg! let that jiz outta yer holes and love the fucked up sex that you have u dirty little boys and girls! i am hillary clinton and I approved this message! now run and play with black folk and feed em chicken!
bulsjhittt
now way!!1
why do celebs get married and divorced and married and divorced so frequently? ayes…idk.
She's probably bored. But then aren't we all after seven years. I think they will work it out. They both probably got the 'seven year itch'.
Hey, ya'll!
MADONNA'S NEW SONG FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, because every picture taken with your husband has to be one where you're holding hands and staring into each other's eyes…especially when being blinded by flashes.
Body language expert? LOL!! Hope they stay together, and P, you need to get your ears checked. Her new song is BLAZING!!!!!!!!
is it me or is there a bitch with cow nipples to the right of the screen???
this body language expert is pathetic.
but not surprised. when he didn't show up to her rock n roll hall of fame initiation…..everyone pretty much knew.
wtf perez wat the hell happened to u??are u jealous or something are the hormones ur taking b4 the sex change making u a bitch damn watever ur a fuckup!
what kind of doctor says "they are so over"? hah…
I love you, Perez, but your 'body language expert' is a fucking moron. They are both smirking.. they know the press is making a big deal out of it and the are having fun with it.
But kudos to you for trying to stir shit up with a lame ass body language expert, which may in fact be the lamest 'career' on the planet. Always keeping people on their toes..
Haha, WOW! If anyone believes what a "body language" observer has to say about how long a marriage will last , you may as well consult miss cleo!
20th!
Madonna should stick to wearing less makeup. She looks so much better in picutres like these. That being said, I agree. Her new song with Justin is HOT!
15th!
old and don't care about her old ass
OMG They have been saying that for like 8 years now… give it a rest the gorgeous bitch was probably just coffing.
MADONNAS NEW SONG IS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I cant get Madonna's new song out of my head. I keep saying "MA-DON-NA" over and over in my head. lol
I love it!
Perez this is ridiculous fabrication and you know it! I'm calling you on your shit! This is sooo beneath you!
BEYOND HOT …..
She is stunning
Madonna looks pretty damn good for a 40-something with a couple kids. Queen of Queens!
Guy would be a dumbfuck to ever leave Madonna. She is the freakin Queen of the world. And I agree with all of you. Her new song is hot as hell! That shit sounds great blasting from a nice system.
4m is so awsome
Madonna looks fab and her new CD will be amazing!
They look fine to me. Are they supposed to be holding hands 24 hours a day…I mean come on, after 7 years (+2 years before the marriage of being together), the romance is gone. It happens to all of us. I have been with my husband for 6 years now and he is a hottie but romance was gone after 4 years.
hmph!
To begin with, Madonna looks incredible. Second, I seriously doubt she cares enough about public opinion to make a false statement about the happiness of her marriage. If she were having marital troubles, she'd just get on with her life. So, she's still obviously happily married to hottie, Guy, and everyone shouldn't flatter themselves in thinking that she'd actually stage a scene to prove something to everyone. She's beyond that kind of pandering.
If Madonna's song 4 MIN. is any indication, her new album is going to be off the hook! And fuck you Perez. You have no clue what you are talking about.
watever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow!Madonna still looks great.
MADONNA IS A LIVING ICON!!!!!!!! GIVE ME HARD CANDY NOW BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW SAD IS IT THAT MADONNA IS 50 YEARS OLD AND LOOKS YOUNGER THAN BRITNEY SPEARS!? LOL!!!!!
Madonna looks stunning here! Love her new song as well.
You're def Dr Perezian and that's sad.
Madonna is the Queen…
She only gets better and better
Wow Dr. Perezian knows his body english shit!
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What's up Perez? Has warner sued you for leaking her shit last summer or something? Did she deny you an 'exclusive interview'? Was she too much of a dive to accept an offer to be on you Diva show? You have gone from being all about her to hating on her every chance you get. One must wonder what happened to make you dawg on her so much these days! Either way, you are so wrong about the song, and probably the marraige too. Get over it. You will never be as much of a Diva as she is……not for lack of trying!
perez… you are so stupid.
like you've ever had a relationship with who that ugly ass dog of yours stop acting like your an expert on anything but food dude
Madonna who?
she is so suck´s
witch, oor
70 years?
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT "DR. P" - WHEN IT COMES TO GAYS YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO STRAIGHTS YOU JUST WANT SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT
You are such a body expert… cum on…you are such a fatty- what do you know besides food and sausages.
lame perez really, stop hatin and post something thats actual news and NOT speculation!
I want to see how many hundred thousand photographers were on the other side to snag the image.. and then look at the reaction..
Oh yeah, they're done.
Didn't seem like he wanted to adopt David Banda and she bullied him into it. He wants to be a man again not a cuckold.
her new song is fucking awesome.
no, gang. I kno them — they r KOOL! if they were over I'd have them on the HEADER at www.xesenta.com!!! hollaaaa ___ xoxo
Actually, I am a HUGE believer of body language. But not from one lousy still photo! Especially when on so many other sites there are images taken either moments before or after this where they do appear in synch and they are even holding hands!
Perez, this is getting silly. Lately you seem obsessed with slagging Madonna.
NEWSFLASH! Not every celebrity is nearly so desperate or pathetic as Miss Paris Hilton! NEWSFLASH! Madonna doesn't need to be your best friend. Amazingly enough, it appears Madonna already has plenty of friends. Yep, she's no Paris who has to keep doing reality shows in search of masochistic souls that will willingly hang out with her.
I bet you Madonna doesn't let him talk. She seems like the controlling type.
Does anyone truly care? They are by far the most boring couple in the history of couples.
maybe maybe not….i bet though your saying this as you dont wanna look like a prick…considering you have been dissing their marriage for sometime
should get an "expert" to study you in photos all of those photos with real celebs….wonder what they would say about your tonge being up their ass
Madge looks so much better here. She looked freakish like Carrot top at the Rock n Roll Hall of fame. I thought she fucked her face from surgery but guess not. She needs to get rid of Guy. She can do better. She needs someone new and hot. Guy's not very good looking and I doubt he has a big dick. He seems annoying too.
lol, sometimes perez your humor is hella cute and funny
The Marriage is over? I'm afraid she is as Over as Dover. Now is the time they should do the Dietrich story together = sucess = Golden Statue= Happy Marriage. Hey it could be their "Misfits" So Get to Work! M does not want to go back to the Roller Derby Ring.. it's rough out there.
M needs the good film and so does he. he can now get a great performance outta her. Who cares who's Happy it's overrated Get to work. I've been around m many times through the years so was my brother. If she would allow herself to be a little vulnerable she could give one helluva performance and hence a grand acceptance speech in 2 yrs. Marlene Dietrich awaits you go get it
What absolute rubbish!!
Body language expert eh?
Were they there too? Trying to push their way past all of the photographers? No.
Do we think M was holding her hand like that the whole way from the restaurant to the car?
No.
Convienient picture to suit the story. The next frame would have shown something different.
Stop printing this rubbish Perez - its getting very tedious!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so a body language expert can predict the end of a marriage based solely on a few pics. And you believe that Perez? Damn, anybody who believes that is an ignorant fool.
Dr. P?
HAHA DUUUMMBBBBB
4 Minutes is already at #2 on the UK iTunes chart!! - after 1 day… Why? Because the song kicks ass!
Dr. Perez? Um, let me tell you… If "a marriage working" requires my spouse to be all over me 24/7, then it's not gonna work! They are fine. Do you really think Guy would want to leave that enormous pile of $$$$$$$$$$$$$?
Of course not. AND THEY JUST OPENED UP THEIR OWN PUB, "THE PUNCHBOWL" in a very posh section of London. Come on Perezcious, give 'em a break!
Re: 4 Minutes Rocks – Um, no. Because it's a novelty right now is the only reason it's on the air. People want to hear the combination of J.T. & Vadge. That doesn't mean it will last and people will truly like it.
Re: 4 Minutes Rocks – Why isn't it on U.S. iTunes?
Re: lame – LOL! You're absolutely right. Paps think we are so stupid. Like every second you have to be touching the person you love in order for the tabs to say you're happy. I agree with you completely. Madonna and Guy have something else binding them together besides $ and their kids: Religion. And that's a very big aspect of matrimony. If two people agree on the same things at a spiritual level, there's a connection there that outsiders can't destroy.
Re: bitter gay mark – Oh RIGHT ON! My sentiments exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!