Making A Statement

Madonna and her husband, Guy Ritchie, have something to prove.

Their marriage is great!

The pair made a very public outing in London on Tuesday night, the first time they had been seen together in months. Rumors began to swirl that their relationship is on the rocks.

Madge and Mr. Madge hit up Harry's bar, but our body language expert, Dr. Perezian, says it's not all as it seems.

"Look at them. Their bodies are not in unison," says Dr. P. "They are not holding hands, and Madonna is covering her mouth - as if she's trying to hide something. They are so over. I give their marriage another six months!"

Wow. And there you have it.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 1:31 am / Email this »

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armena2 says – reply to this

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BULLSHIT!
first says – reply to this

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could it be???
mia says – reply to this

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He's right.
asshole says – reply to this

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Ass faces
Tina says – reply to this

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he's hot
Laryn says – reply to this

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3rd BITCHES!! whats the latest with david?
whaaa says – reply to this

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am i first??
4 minutes to fuck madge's cunt! says – reply to this

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they are done! she is bangin the pope and obama! they have 3 ways! it's true! and she is gonna sell her tits on ebay soon! ya! 50 year old tits! who will buy! i mean really nigglets! who needs rice when the pudding is that hot! cum now! cum on your neighbors leg! let that jiz outta yer holes and love the fucked up sex that you have u dirty little boys and girls! i am hillary clinton and I approved this message! now run and play with black folk and feed em chicken!
Anna Klimenko says – reply to this

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bulsjhittt
lala says – reply to this

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now way!!1
sammi says – reply to this

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why do celebs get married and divorced and married and divorced so frequently? ayes…idk.
Porterville CA says – reply to this

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She's probably bored. But then aren't we all after seven years. I think they will work it out. They both probably got the 'seven year itch'.
Ruben says – reply to this

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Hey, ya'll!
Amber M says – reply to this

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MADONNA'S NEW SONG FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lame says – reply to this

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Yes, because every picture taken with your husband has to be one where you're holding hands and staring into each other's eyes…especially when being blinded by flashes.
Justin says – reply to this

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Body language expert? LOL!! Hope they stay together, and P, you need to get your ears checked. Her new song is BLAZING!!!!!!!!
WOW says – reply to this

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is it me or is there a bitch with cow nipples to the right of the screen???
WOW says – reply to this

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this body language expert is pathetic.
sad says – reply to this

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but not surprised. when he didn't show up to her rock n roll hall of fame initiation…..everyone pretty much knew.
mits says – reply to this

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wtf perez wat the hell happened to u??are u jealous or something are the hormones ur taking b4 the sex change making u a bitch damn watever ur a fuckup!
emily says – reply to this

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what kind of doctor says "they are so over"? hah…
Shireen says – reply to this

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I love you, Perez, but your 'body language expert' is a fucking moron. They are both smirking.. they know the press is making a big deal out of it and the are having fun with it.

But kudos to you for trying to stir shit up with a lame ass body language expert, which may in fact be the lamest 'career' on the planet. Always keeping people on their toes..
T says – reply to this

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Haha, WOW! If anyone believes what a "body language" observer has to say about how long a marriage will last , you may as well consult miss cleo!
poop says – reply to this

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20th!
Christina says – reply to this

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Madonna should stick to wearing less makeup. She looks so much better in picutres like these. That being said, I agree. Her new song with Justin is HOT!
lani says – reply to this

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15th!
selena says – reply to this

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old and don't care about her old ass
me dammit says – reply to this

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OMG They have been saying that for like 8 years now… give it a rest the gorgeous bitch was probably just coffing.
SHES MADONNA says – reply to this

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MADONNAS NEW SONG IS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Jillian says – reply to this

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I cant get Madonna's new song out of my head. I keep saying "MA-DON-NA" over and over in my head. lol

I love it!
moi says – reply to this

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Perez this is ridiculous fabrication and you know it! I'm calling you on your shit! This is sooo beneath you!
4M says – reply to this

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BEYOND HOT …..
She is stunning
dick says – reply to this

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Madonna looks pretty damn good for a 40-something with a couple kids. Queen of Queens!
Laura M says – reply to this

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Guy would be a dumbfuck to ever leave Madonna. She is the freakin Queen of the world. And I agree with all of you. Her new song is hot as hell! That shit sounds great blasting from a nice system.
lala says – reply to this

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4m is so awsome
Lola says – reply to this

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Madonna looks fab and her new CD will be amazing!
Janie says – reply to this

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They look fine to me. Are they supposed to be holding hands 24 hours a day…I mean come on, after 7 years (+2 years before the marriage of being together), the romance is gone. It happens to all of us. I have been with my husband for 6 years now and he is a hottie but romance was gone after 4 years.
Keggie says – reply to this

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hmph!
Scott says – reply to this

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To begin with, Madonna looks incredible. Second, I seriously doubt she cares enough about public opinion to make a false statement about the happiness of her marriage. If she were having marital troubles, she'd just get on with her life. So, she's still obviously happily married to hottie, Guy, and everyone shouldn't flatter themselves in thinking that she'd actually stage a scene to prove something to everyone. She's beyond that kind of pandering.
TRISH! says – reply to this

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If Madonna's song 4 MIN. is any indication, her new album is going to be off the hook! And fuck you Perez. You have no clue what you are talking about.
christina says – reply to this

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watever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE HER says – reply to this

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Wow!Madonna still looks great.
Topaz666 says – reply to this

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MADONNA IS A LIVING ICON!!!!!!!! GIVE ME HARD CANDY NOW BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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HOW SAD IS IT THAT MADONNA IS 50 YEARS OLD AND LOOKS YOUNGER THAN BRITNEY SPEARS!? LOL!!!!!
The Duke says – reply to this

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Madonna looks stunning here! Love her new song as well.
Rachel says – reply to this

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You're def Dr Perezian and that's sad.
girl17 says – reply to this

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Madonna is the Queen…
She only gets better and better
Sim says – reply to this

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Wow Dr. Perezian knows his body english shit!
ladyplus says – reply to this

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Smac says – reply to this

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What's up Perez? Has warner sued you for leaking her shit last summer or something? Did she deny you an 'exclusive interview'? Was she too much of a dive to accept an offer to be on you Diva show? You have gone from being all about her to hating on her every chance you get. One must wonder what happened to make you dawg on her so much these days! Either way, you are so wrong about the song, and probably the marraige too. Get over it. You will never be as much of a Diva as she is……not for lack of trying!
duh says – reply to this

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perez… you are so stupid.
tommy says – reply to this

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like you've ever had a relationship with who that ugly ass dog of yours stop acting like your an expert on anything but food dude
fellipe says – reply to this

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Madonna who?

she is so suck´s

witch, oor
rodrigo says – reply to this

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70 years?
Eve says – reply to this

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ally says – reply to this

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT "DR. P" - WHEN IT COMES TO GAYS YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO STRAIGHTS YOU JUST WANT SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT
fatso hilton says – reply to this

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You are such a body expert… cum on…you are such a fatty- what do you know besides food and sausages.
whatever says – reply to this

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lame perez really, stop hatin and post something thats actual news and NOT speculation!
SAM VIP says – reply to this

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I want to see how many hundred thousand photographers were on the other side to snag the image.. and then look at the reaction..
Lucy says – reply to this

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Oh yeah, they're done.
Didn't seem like he wanted to adopt David Banda and she bullied him into it. He wants to be a man again not a cuckold.
danae says – reply to this

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her new song is fucking awesome.
xesenta.com says – reply to this

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no, gang. I kno them — they r KOOL! if they were over I'd have them on the HEADER at www.xesenta.com!!! hollaaaa ___ xoxo
bitter gay mark says – reply to this

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Actually, I am a HUGE believer of body language. But not from one lousy still photo! Especially when on so many other sites there are images taken either moments before or after this where they do appear in synch and they are even holding hands!

Perez, this is getting silly. Lately you seem obsessed with slagging Madonna.

NEWSFLASH! Not every celebrity is nearly so desperate or pathetic as Miss Paris Hilton! NEWSFLASH! Madonna doesn't need to be your best friend. Amazingly enough, it appears Madonna already has plenty of friends. Yep, she's no Paris who has to keep doing reality shows in search of masochistic souls that will willingly hang out with her.
mtg says – reply to this

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I bet you Madonna doesn't let him talk. She seems like the controlling type.
The Most Boring Couple Ever! says – reply to this

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Does anyone truly care? They are by far the most boring couple in the history of couples.
stevo says – reply to this

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maybe maybe not….i bet though your saying this as you dont wanna look like a prick…considering you have been dissing their marriage for sometime should get an "expert" to study you in photos all of those photos with real celebs….wonder what they would say about your tonge being up their ass
M says – reply to this

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Madge looks so much better here. She looked freakish like Carrot top at the Rock n Roll Hall of fame. I thought she fucked her face from surgery but guess not. She needs to get rid of Guy. She can do better. She needs someone new and hot. Guy's not very good looking and I doubt he has a big dick. He seems annoying too.
yourmama says – reply to this

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lol, sometimes perez your humor is hella cute and funny
joeyOh says – reply to this

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The Marriage is over? I'm afraid she is as Over as Dover. Now is the time they should do the Dietrich story together = sucess = Golden Statue= Happy Marriage. Hey it could be their "Misfits" So Get to Work! M does not want to go back to the Roller Derby Ring.. it's rough out there.
joeyOh says – reply to this

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M needs the good film and so does he. he can now get a great performance outta her. Who cares who's Happy it's overrated Get to work. I've been around m many times through the years so was my brother. If she would allow herself to be a little vulnerable she could give one helluva performance and hence a grand acceptance speech in 2 yrs. Marlene Dietrich awaits you go get it
Rusty says – reply to this

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What absolute rubbish!!
Body language expert eh?
Were they there too? Trying to push their way past all of the photographers? No.
Do we think M was holding her hand like that the whole way from the restaurant to the car?
No.
Convienient picture to suit the story. The next frame would have shown something different.
Stop printing this rubbish Perez - its getting very tedious!!!!
RJ says – reply to this

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so a body language expert can predict the end of a marriage based solely on a few pics. And you believe that Perez? Damn, anybody who believes that is an ignorant fool.
Candace says – reply to this

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Dr. P?
HAHA DUUUMMBBBBB
4 Minutes Rocks says – reply to this

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4 Minutes is already at #2 on the UK iTunes chart!! - after 1 day… Why? Because the song kicks ass!
7 years in a marriage is an Eternity in Celebutard Land says – reply to this

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Dr. Perez? Um, let me tell you… If "a marriage working" requires my spouse to be all over me 24/7, then it's not gonna work! They are fine. Do you really think Guy would want to leave that enormous pile of $$$$$$$$$$$$$?
Of course not. AND THEY JUST OPENED UP THEIR OWN PUB, "THE PUNCHBOWL" in a very posh section of London. Come on Perezcious, give 'em a break!
Vadge Ciccone says – reply to this

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Re: 4 Minutes Rocks – Um, no. Because it's a novelty right now is the only reason it's on the air. People want to hear the combination of J.T. & Vadge. That doesn't mean it will last and people will truly like it.
Ruben says – reply to this

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Re: 4 Minutes Rocks – Why isn't it on U.S. iTunes?
M & G = Happy :) says – reply to this

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Re: lame – LOL! You're absolutely right. Paps think we are so stupid. Like every second you have to be touching the person you love in order for the tabs to say you're happy. I agree with you completely. Madonna and Guy have something else binding them together besides $ and their kids: Religion. And that's a very big aspect of matrimony. If two people agree on the same things at a spiritual level, there's a connection there that outsiders can't destroy.
Can't Fuck w/ a Legend Like Madonna says – reply to this

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Re: bitter gay mark – Oh RIGHT ON! My sentiments exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madge is Princess Diana's Substitute in the UK says – reply to this

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Since Princess Diana's death, the next most important "Royalty" is Madonna.
#8 - It's waaaaay past your bedtime says – reply to this

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Go to Sesame Street if you insist on staying up past your bedtime. Obviously you're so pathetic, you think posting crap like that is funny. It just makes you look incredibly pathetic.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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PERSONALLY, I GIVE CREDIT TO COUPLES WHO STAY WITH IT AS LONG AS THEY DO. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO IT. I CAN SEE KEEPING FRIENDS AROUND AND FAMILY IS IMPORTANT…BUT THANK GOD FOR EMAIL!…BUT TO SHARE THE SAME BED…I CAN'T SEE THAT….WHEN THERE'S SO MANY SEXY FISH IN THE SEA!!! BUT THEN I AM GAY..AND MEN IN GENERAL WANDER…I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE THE BENEFIT OF THE FAIRER MORE REASONABLE SEX KEEPING US ON TRACK.
angela says – reply to this

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three four seven three eight six four three one three

CALL NOW!
someone says – reply to this

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perez it does not matter how low you stoop to run your mouth off about her, you will never influence fans to hate her. You were not even old enough to even understand when” like a virgin” first hit the charts. And she will always be” queen” of music. YOUR A WANNA BE QUEEN! The people you have met that are meant to be famous are no one special, which makes you no one special! Get it!! having a Web site is hardly a real achievement. body language expert? more like bullshit expert, and you would know!! you have your head close to your arse to smell it!
Dublin Timmy says – reply to this

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Stop being such a bitchy idiot Perez. This was one of 50 photos taken. Does your faux professor have comments on all 50?
doctor slutbag says – reply to this

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Re: jimmyjazz – are u hiv positive yet jim? just a matter of time eh?!!
Please, it's obvious says – reply to this

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A showing together for publicity.
You do not miss the biggest night in your wife's career. There is nothing that should have made him miss her induction into the R&R hall of fame.
They're done. I give it four months.
Magic says – reply to this

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I don't know why the media is so obsessed with Madonna and Guy's marriage.Every few years,we hear these same stupid rumors.Take it with a grain of salt.Madonna and Guy are fine.They're still together and they will remain together.In fact,they're getting ready to adopt a few more children.End of story.
Christa says – reply to this

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hahhaa yeah, and maybe she's just coughing and he's helping her to the car…

Maybe it's over, maybe it's not, but you can't judge that on a photo. Actually you can't judge it at all, it's noone's business
Di says – reply to this

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They are so over. In about two months they will be separated.
scott says – reply to this

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yo

so i heard your leak of madonna's 4 minutes and agreed with what you had to say

but then they just showed on yahoo ellen degeneres debuting it on her show and it sounded WAY different and way better and i gotta say the song is SMOKIN

AWESOME

justin's the pimp

and she fuckin' knows exactly what to do

you should re-check it out. it's really good
waw says – reply to this

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waw she looks fucking stunning
hotbutteredmuffin says – reply to this

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Fucking Gag Me With a Spoon!!!!
Ivo says – reply to this

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Who cares?
Amazing Song!! says – reply to this

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Re: Ruben – Wow! This is now #1 on iTunes, It sounds way better that the previews, having it in high quality makes all the difference!
mielixe says – reply to this

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body language experts talk bollocks. Like you can tell all that from a snap shot. people do cough
leave jimmyjazz alone bitch says – reply to this

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Re: doctor slutbag –
maybe y'r azzhole haz aidz…hopefully bitch…
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now, back 2 madonna…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zhe iz nothing like PRINCEZZ DIANA….NOTHING…
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IF MADONNA IZ ZO BORED, THEN Y IZN'T ZHE ACTING
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LIKE PRINCEZZ DIANA…GOING AROUND HELPING OTHER PEOPLE
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INZTEAD OF OPENING A BAR IN LONDON…WHO GIVEZ A FUCK
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ABOUT A BAR ZHE OPENZ..CLEARLY, ZHEZ NOTHING
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LIKE MY DIANA…AZZHOLE.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
brooke says – reply to this

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Perez…come on…I thought you were a true madonna fan! you should be ashamed of your self for posting bullshit stuff about madonna…and say it does have a hint of truth to it…your still a bastard for posting it. i love you…but i dont like you very much right now.
Rose says – reply to this

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It was mentioned somewhere else that the adoption is not finalized. Could that be why Madge & Guy are "Happily Married"?
tim says – reply to this

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She´s so HOT!
Chic and a real Legend!
Madame Madonna is finally back in Europe!
Our American favorite Star!
The one and only……………MADONNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!