Smoke This
Filed under: Personally Perez > PerezTVInhale deeply!
Posted: March 19, 2008 at 10:00 am
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Smoke ThisFiled under: Personally Perez > PerezTVInhale deeply! Posted: March 19, 2008 at 10:00 am
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1st!
sorry I don't smoke.
AND SECOND!
1st
My god but you are ugly.
HAHAH I WAS FIRST!
No smoke this
niiice
Stop acting like a girl. if you wanna be one, get titties or something. ass
Smoke my hog you fatty
First! Somebody needs dental work!
wooooo bout time fatty! WORK IT OUT GIRL!!!!
While you get your fat fixed, get your teeth fixed. They look raunchy. Get those clear braces that Katherine Heigl used.
Man, perez you have some nerve making fun of others you are a hot, ugly mess…..and have u been smoking crack….it's wack u know!
You are just TOO damn cute!! I just love you Perez. Thanks for the video, nice way to start out the day.
I hope you have a dandy time at your birthday party!!
And congratulations on trying to get fit. You're well on your way! I wish I could afford a trainer, I'll be a fat cow forever.
Anyways, good luck, you're adorable, and you'll be thin in no time. Best wishes and huge birthday hugs and kisses from your fan.
first
Yay Perez!!! I love you soooooo much. Keep up with it33
first???
cock? well then, i would have dead by now. lol
You are not "fat"–just have a few lbs. to lose–you'll be skinny in 6 weeks, I am betting on it! Go PEREZ! You have inspired my chubby self to get moving–so proud of you–happy early birthday, by the way! xoxo
PEREZ WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!!!!!!
PEREZ WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!!!!!!
PEREZ WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!!!!!!
PEREZ WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!!!!!!
PEREZ WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!!!!!!
PEREZ WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!!!!!!
PEREZ WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!!!!!!
PEREZ WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!!!!!!
PEREZ WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!!!!!!
PEREZ WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!!!!!!
This one’s for the Obama Supporters
http://crazyforhillary.com
FIFTH O_O;
Perez, I love you. You are the best. But please, WAKE UP before doing another vid!! Thanks…MUAH!
will do!
[[[[[[[[[[ perez, honey…U r beautiful and funny az hell ]]]]]]]]]]]]
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
luv u ♥♥♥♥♥♥perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥
Smoke cock? Can't that cause AIDS without protection? Maybe you should have said some cock with a CONDOM on. Shame on you Perez!
hey!! good on you!
you're gonna be hot this summer!!
xox
Heyy Perez, Yah of course I watched ur show last night…
try to eat icecream while running on da treadmeal!!!!!! HAAAA
I even took of work to watch it!! was great!!
I only thought you should get more famous A-list people, not a bunch of C-listers as Heidi & Spencer & Others, Elliot was good, Black Chniese chick was good, she's so ugly tho, she's a butterface, oh and that fat azz kim got cute, still needa Loose the pounds in her hips, she lookin like a truck, keeep up ya workout fattty
I never realised before seeing this but you have awful, awful teeth. Wow, to think you were making comments about Amy Winehouse's. Serves me right for looking at you too closely, it's like looking at the sun. Eating healthy and walking won't make you fit on there own. What's realistic is you losing weight by the new millenium.
watch out with the ankle weights, you may want to just use a weighted vest
I love you Perez…but you shouldn't be on camera. It is very difficult to listen to you after a couple of seconds. However, I can watch clip after clip of Chris Crocker…sorry Perez.
go Perez go!!! You're going to be much healthier and goodlooking too!
Moooove over Zac Efron!
Perez, I love you. We can hang out any time!
PS- Good luck with the trainer! We expect progress pictures
I LOVE YOU PEREZ….seriously you're awesome
keep donating people!
and perez…come to the buckeye state for my 21st! hahahahaha
PEREZ I LOVE YOUU!!! I WISH YOU WERE WItH ME HERE AT COLLEEGGGEE!!
Re: kait –
Do not get those teeth fixed, I like them.
Hey Perez, happy early birthday. I will be 35 on the same day! Aries are FIRST! Kepp goin with the trainer. You wont see a difference right at first but it will come! Keep bloggin, we love it!
Not what I needed first thing in the morning perez - why don't you stick to posts about REAL celebretards? Your ego is making WAYYYY too many appearances lately.
Do you not make enough money to even up those teeth? And lay off the teeth whitening. God never gave anyone TOILET BOWL WHITE!
i just lit one up after the video.. sorry perez lol
So maybe us calling you fat all the time did help. Im gonna lose lbs with you paris. Way to motivate, I hate smoking too. Nasty.
Re: Joey – Shut up! u people have to syop taking everything seriously!!! [B]LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!!![B]
"since i had my hair DID"?
Perez,
How many fucking blogs do you need to post with your ugly face in them? Nobody cares about what celebrities you kiss up to, or which celebrities are willing to appear on camera with your ugly ass.
See a dentist!
My birthday is on sunday too!!! Yay– ARIES!!
You were at Tori's book sighning with Adrian C! Is it wierd when you see people that you rag on? Anyways good for you for not just trying to loose weight but be healthy! It is showing, so keep it up and by summer I dont doubt you'll be one sexy bitch! Keep spreading the word about smoking and your causes! Happy Bday!!
You go girl! So proud of you and the whole trainer-thing! I just joined a running club myself, and I normally run only if someone is chasing me with a knife!!!! You get the idea, keep us posted
You RR RRRRRRR AAAAA WANTAAAAAAAA BEEEEEEE!
yayy perez good luck with the whole getting fit thing! and happy birthday! i watched your show and it was amazing! i love the perezzie awards and the part with nina garcia xD
Perez,
Its not about being fat or meaty it's about feeling good about yourself and being healthy. In todays world we consistantly shove frozen foods in our bodies that are perserved to high hell. Eat healthy by eliminating beef, pork and chicken out of your diet and try to eat organic vegtables and fish. Cut out the sauces and exspirement and make your own. I really suggest if you are in LA to go to a Bikrahm Yoga Class.
Happy Birthday
Peace - K
Fuck these negative comments! I'm happy that you're getting hot and healthy, Perezzers!!! Stay focused and stay postive!!!
PEREZ I WANT TO FUCK YOUR HOT STINKING HOLE HARD AND DEEP
You GO girl! A personal trailer? Awesome. Have a happy 30th .
Congrats on the trainer Perez! And happy early birthday! 30 is the new 20
What colours are you thinking for when you get your hair did? Pete Wentz black? hahaha
Good luck with the training…you can doooo ittt!
You should be working up to 5 days a week slowly Perez, dont crash and burn ..and secondly dont lose too much because we dont want you looking like a deflated balloon because that is not cute nor any better than being chubby
LOL
I love you but i'm not giving up smoking, i don't drink or do drugs, my only vice in life is smoking a couple of cigs a day and i refuse to stop.
ps:smoking cock is a good idea too xx
YAY for you getting healthy PEREZ! i think thats more motivation for me to get healthy & back into shape. your awesome!!!!
You are going at it really hard Perez. Slow and steady wins the race re change in lifestyle being permanent.
Your trainer needs to understand this. 5 days a week? That is not right.
good job! you motivate me to lose my fat ass.
LOVVVVVED "What Perez Sez" last night. So funny. So cute. Also…i'm so proud of you for getting healthy and in shape! Keep up the good work! Loves ya!
if perez thinks anybody comes to his website for this shit, he is tripping. he only has so many hits because of the CELEBS, no because of him. he bothers me soo much i almost want to start finding another site…any ideas????
Woohoo! Get ur hot ass in gear Perez….you should do a before and after and you must post ur pics. This way you have to work out or we'll all dawg on ya. Classic motivation. You can do it love! Yay!
good for you, getting healthy!! and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
hello gorgeous!.. congrats on the trainer.. i cant get around to working out! its too much!!.. love ya!! and enjoy your birthday quinceañera celebration!!! te queremos perez!!!!!
Keep up the training - you'll love how you feel….in 5 days. hehe Ooh, here's a great breakfast to help with getting fit. Organic instant oatmeal, dried fruit package (Costco sells them), and fresh fruit mixed all together. Will help with your training. Good luck!
Yes I watched your show last night and I LOVED it! My mom smokes and I really wish she wouldnt, but she doesnt listen to anyone and wont stop
Hi Perez, please quit it with the 'most e-mailed responses". We don't like it. Why would anyone care about this? Thanks!
Omg, lol. U r so amazing and sweet
oh perez, i am so proud that you are working out it and eating right! it takes a lot of motivation and lot of will power to do it but I beleive in you! Good luck with everything!
Where's Teddy????????
UR TV Special ROCKED!! That was some good shit…very funny w/out being too mean. Enjoyed ur morning check-in too…nice to hear what's happening in ur life…good for u on getting healthier. Quick Question. Do you really like the Hills? That shit is so lame! People being famous b/c their rich! Come-on. Quick Favor. Can u post a pic of ur dog? I have 2 and am obsessed with all puppies! Thanks-
congrats on getting a trainer! it's totally worth it! i love that you are getting involved in causes, especially not smokong. and happy birthday!
Perez- i love u! i watched ur show last night and i am trying to lose weight as well! keep up the good work- u helped inspire me- if u need any inspirtation watch the Biggest Loser- that helps motivate me as well and gets me ass out of bed to workout!!!
Erm You walk your dog with ankle weights on ? Man that is fucking cruel…Poor Teddy
Keep up the good work big girl!
1st - I saw the show and it was good but not as good as the diva special, still *kudos*, 2nd - I can't stand people leaving rude comments on here - why do u go to this site if u hate him?, 3rd - I am trying to quit smoking herb so *kudos* to me - I don't smoke ciggies.
watched your show last nite and luved it! Best of luck with your new exercise endeavors and happy B-day!
hey perez, ive also been trying to deit, it's sooo hard! might try the weights when walking my dog i get on the treadmill everyday monday - friday, 30 mins i hate it sooo much lol ive got a family wedding in sep so want to be thinner by then as i'm sz 16 uk and want 2 b at least a 14 by then good luck with the deiting and i quit smoking about a yr ago 4 new years still crave it though but havent done it since, (i used those patches)
Hey Perez, good luck, and glad to here you putting forth the effort! You can do it!
you are so nasty and gross looking. eww look at your teeth.
Yes PEREZ….you desperately need some rest ASAP!
I like you hair much better now, darling! (even as unclean as it looks in the video!)
OK!! First, Happy B-day (in advance) to my fave gossip. Rock it for all it's worth, babe. You have earned a Par-Tay! Second, congrats on your commitment to getting leaner and meaner and healthier. That is the BESTEST present you can give yourself. Third, thank you a zillion times for using your energy and time to spread the word about quitting smoking. I lost my mom to respiratory disease and heart problems brought on by her smoking habit. She tried and tried to quit but the older she got the harder it was to break the awful addiction, and it ended up killing her. I miss her EVERY day - she was so awesome - and it just kills me to see young kids smoking and headed down the same path. So my advice to Perez readers: Listen to Perez and QUIT smoking!!!! I love ya, kiddo - you are a gem!!
Hi Perez!
Cute video. I know exactley how you feel. I gained about 20 in the passed 6 months since I have been married and I woke up the other day just being disgusted with myself. Anyway, I also just started working out again this week and I feel beat up!! But I have to keep telling myself that the first few weeks are always the hardest. I've been here before we just have to push through the sorness and tiredness for the next few weeks and than it will just turn into a routine like everything else. What motivates me is having a short term goal. My short term goal right now is looking better at my sisters wedding. Who wants to be the fatess bridesmaid up there? right? I don't!!! Anyway, Keep up the good work! LUV You!
AWW Good Luck babe!
First of all Perez, you're awesome I love you!
Second, he's right about the smoking, that shit is nasty! If you do it you should quit. Rock on Perez!
You go, boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: /b/tard –
newfag.. *facepalm* Seriously… You don't know how to insult. Practice more on your mommy and daddy before you try again. Oh, GFTO.
That's why I love you…
perez!!! i fucking love you!! you are the greatest! i have gotten tons of people to convert to "perez is god" religion.
come back to chicago please! its the only way my boyfriend would go to a club. he loves perez too. everyone should.
i friggin love you perez! your show last night was halarious! i made my bf watch it. he secretly loves the show!
good for you perez. excercise sucks big time, but itll make you feel so much better about yourself. i started running and lost 35 pounds, and ill never go back. give it some time and once you see the results you will freak out.
ps!!
i loved yer show last night. you make me giggle like a little girl. yer so cute!
and thanks for the chairty stuff. my mom has cancer and i donated to the livestrong for her.
pannie loves ya right back
YOU GO BOY!!
Perez, I am so proud of you for working with a trainer! Keep up the good work. Also, when you get your hair done, stay blonde! Much hotter!
I'd give up smoking just for you, Perez.
…cigarettes, that is.
XD
14:59 Perez….
GO YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRAIN HARD!
loved the reality stars show!!! and i don't smoke!!!
Love you Perez!!!! I think you are wonderful and HILARIOUS!!! You are sooo right smoking is the worst!!! I quit nearly four months ago and I am so happy I did yay!!! Anyway I think you are looking fab. Your show was GREAT. Reality starz are fuggily pap seeking whores haha just kidding. They are complete entertainment! Love you.
perez is a virgin ….called it