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Fill In The BlankPerez Hilton: All Access With Lady Gaga SLAYS In The Ratings!
Well HEY! Thanks for watching, LOVELY PEOPLE!
Perez Hilton: All Access ft Lady Gaga aired Thursday eve on the CW, and was the network's highest rated show this week!
WUNDERBAR!
The special garnered 870,000 viewers, and was just ahead of America's Next Top Model, which attracted 740,000.
AND it was up in viewership from the Katy Perry-themed premiere! Amazeballs!
We don't know what to say! It's YOUR support that allows us to bring you such sweet, sugary treats... we couldn't be more grateful.
Hearts and hugs to all!
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Send tips and contact Perez at perez@perezhilton.com!
Perez looks a lot like the "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!" TRANNY in this video!
I wanna lick your butt you're soooooo hot!
My birthday is today and I turn the big 3-0 as well, Hope you have a wonderful, safe and fabulous 30th birthday bash!!!!
perez, i'm so happy you're getting healthy!! you're such a diva and i LOVE it!
Perezito!
I love your videos - keep em spicy & fun - You absolutly entertain me and keep me procrastisnated throughout the day and I LOVE IT!
as im canadian but living in Copenhagen, denmark …I dont get all the good juice from all those celebretards…so im thanking you for bring this to me!:)
Annndd …Please do come to DK! ill host you with some crystal waiting - I gotta pary with you at least ONCE!!! gotta.
Thanks for everything - gros bisous pour PEREEEZZZZ
annnnd - YES I DID DONATE & EVERYBODY SHOULD!!! skip a soft drink to give 1 $ that can only make you skip some calories…:)
Yeahhh you are training so glad, coz I don´t a super slim perez but you need to loss some, not too much!!
I can wait for the new look, I think you need another color, don´t like that blond is a little tacky!
So love you!!! XOXO
You go girl! Soon you'll stop feeling so tired & will feel more energized every day! Stick with it, it'll be the best thing you've ever done!
haha perezy I love you.
I'm proud of you. Its about time you hit the gym! Get all buff for the summer.. not havin to a wear a t shirt to the beach! Congrats and good luck with that
and
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!
love ya!
That's why I smoke weed, it's way way way way less harmful for you than cigarettes. Especially since I usually smoke bowls instead of blunts or joints. So yeah, all you smokers need to switch to weed!
no wonder why you are fat - all the videos you EVER do are laying down or sitting on a couch….get up and do a video in park or on a treadmill….make the world KNOW you do something with yourself….jebus chizney
Perez, all that money, get those teeth fixed.
Perez thats so great of you to start with a trainer. 5 days a week sounds like alot, dont burn yourself out. Maybe I will get my fat ass on the treadmill and see how we compare by summer.
SMOKE COCK!!!
Hey baby Que Paso!
You look tired go to sleep
Chris Crocker; is it u?? ahah
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE FUCKING RETARDS THAT MAKE ALL THE MONEY!! YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE A PIG HERE
now think i look closer, youre pretty damn attractive. if you lost a few lbs you'd be hott. work if off man!
I was really enjoying this (thats new for me) yay for you in getting a personal trainer! And Happy Birthday!
But then you judged not just one person but a lot of people in one sentence. We choose to smoke just like you choose not to. Yes it can cause cancer but so do a lot of things like fake tanning or tanning in general. The sun causes cancer do you want it to stop too?
Stop being mean to Perez! What you should do is get everyone to sponsor you for every pound you lose and then donate the money to charity. It should also give you great motivation! Good luck from England, I think you are great!
I want to have a party for my thirtieth birthday this year, just like you!
And I will stop smoking now…thank you, Perez…
its 80% diet and 20% working out.
Congrats on making an effort to lose weight, Perez!
I'll stop smoking if you do something with those ugly teeth.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ! I turn 30 this year too! OMG!
You are so awesome and fun to watch! Keep it up!
Hi PEREZ!
Just wanted to tell you i think you are an amazing man, and you have my support on your lifestyle big change. We are on the same boat and i wish us both success! hopefully you and I will be super slim and HOT by August.
Happy Birthday!!!
LOVE YA
god damn you are one ugly and creepy gay mexican. why don't you start acting like a man. you're not a woman. not even a little bit. you're not a sexy white teen girl. you're a fat aging mexican with testicles. join a gang or something. get a knife and one of those hair nets. for christ's sake man, look into the mirror. dogs and cats are two different things. be what you are. you're suppossed to desire and admire women, not impersonate them.
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PEREZ…make sure to rest up hun! Working out is great but your body needs adjustment/recovery time too. Getting good rest and lots of sleep will help boost your metabolism higher in the long run. Don't let your trainer over work you!
You crack me up with that last little tidbit there! Yes I did watch last nite and I loved it but I love all the shows you have made so theres my opionion and if anyone says different they have no taste anyway! Love ya!
im so PROUD of you for getting a trainer…you have always been SMOKIN HOT but now you will be healthier too! so go perez! and HAPPPPPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! i hope your party is amazing! and if you want to send me an invite, feel free! haha well, i love you and i appreciate what you are doing with posting links to charities and things for good causes!!! you are the shiz perez
Re: NC – Ha!! Tell EM!! The nerve to trash people and kiss others asses who don't even deserve it! They couldn't care two shits for you perez! You need to do something with that face. Plastic surgery maybe??
The nerve to trash people and kiss others asses who don't even deserve it! They couldn't care two shits for you perez! You need to do something with that face. Plastic surgery maybe??
My birthday is on saturday too! YAY US!
LIVE HER ALONE!!!
Re: wiln1 – fuck you. stop going to his site if you don't like him.
Omg Perez you are way to cute!!!!!!
Great photo of you for clip of the video…..love you hair…..blonde ambition becomes you!
GOOD FOR YOU !!!! Stick with it - it's not about getting skinny but getting healthy and having more energy - (my good wishes are slightly self serving because YOU having more energy gives US more news, music recommends!!!, gossip, opinions etc.) BTW - Teddy is an absolute doll!!!
Thats what happens when overwieght people start to work out. You get exhausted!!!! When are you coming to Miami? HAHAHAHA….what a wide array of famous nobody/nothings. I posted a link for a worthwhile cause. You didnt post it. : ( Its ok to smoke weed thou u know.
Perez, I'm a Hospice Nurse and I'm SO proud of you for telling everyone to stop smoking. People with cancer live with such terrible pain and it does terrible things to your body! Every patient who smoked has said that they wish they would have never smoked. It's never too late to quit. Do listen to Perez on this one and quit smoking. Be healthy now and when you're elderly both!
And yes, I loved your show last night. It was great!!!
Keep on keepin on Perez.
Ohhhhh, and I forgot to say to have a great time at your birthday bash this weekend!
Love ya!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Perez! You are SUCH a luv. You just CRACK me up - and you almost got me fired after LOLing at you swatting your hair away from your eyes….."eff it". HAHAHA - anyways, The Big 3-0?! CONGRATS! My Big 3-3 (ouch!) is this Monday. ROCK ON ARIES!! XOXOXO
perez i love you! hahahahaha smoke cock! story of my life!
you make fun of everyone else!!! who the fucc are you? YOU ARE ONE UGLY MO FO… UR PILLOW IS FUCKING DURTY TOO.. BITTCH
Perezzers - you just rock you adorable hot mess, you! Happy second quincenera - make sure you get you hair did and rock a very blingy tiara! Also, please let Teddy know that my little poodle mix Lexie is crushin' hard on him. XXX OOO
Perez looks blazed.
Perez, I love you.
1) my hair is a hot mess too. I am also getting my hair did on Saturday
2) I am also starting to work out-my goal is also to just be as damn fat by summer.
Haha your vid's crack me up,
Love the blonde hair.
te amooooo you're so cuteeeeee…. keep it up
love your site, but your videos are so boooooooooooooooring…
Ok, so you're working out with a trainer. Good. Hope you lose some of that tonnage. But, after you lose some tonnage, what are you going to do about that pig snout on your face? You will still look like a PIG! OINK!!
Just ignore the rude haters Perez! Good for you! Starting a weight loss program can sometimes be the hardest part. I think you can do it if you want to. And I know how hard it is!
I quit smoking in 1999! It is one of the best things I ever did for myself. I am glad that you are putting out that message.
Happy Birthday!!!
I LOVE TO WATCH YOU SUCCEED PEREZ !
"if you wanna smoke something.. smoke…… cock" LMAO perez i love you, you are toooooo funny! i loved the show last night and congrats on working with a trainer and turning the big 3-0 on sunday. yay!!!
Hey Perez I just wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed your show, I love your critisizm and what is a critic if you dont throw in some harsh stuff.. I like the whole interview with brett micheals asking if he acctully stuffs his package..LOL I wondered about that. I have told my friends about your show since we love your style, your funny and we love to hear gossi[p about celebs we thinkits flat out funny…tell Daughtry i said hello
Oh thank god you finally got a trainer! Now you just have to work on getting a stylist. Seriously I am happy for you. Love you like a coldsore
seriously bad teeth
Stoked to hear that you are taking care of yourself Perez! You should consider getting some good acupuncture treatments and massage therapy to go w/ your training sessions…just a thought.
Hauoli La Hanau (happy b/day ) from the Hawaiian islands.
being an obese queer is a bit more risky than smoking i think…
its amazing how someone so ugly… i mean fugly is doing so well in life!
more power to you…..
i had to say this… cuz you are such a cunt perez for hating on mariah so much!
BTW…
i think OBESTITY is worse than smoking… so make a video on that fat azz!
perez! good luck losing weight! you'll be super anorexic skinny by summer!
Perez, when you film yourself trying to speak to us, take this tip and stop staring at yourself through the camera and focus on what you are saying instead of your mouth, eyes, hair etc.
It's like an 8 year old girl making faces in a mirror to her favorite song thinking nobody is watching her. That may be cute but in this instant..you are not..atleast not as much as YOU think you are.
Perez, I think that you are so funny! I just love watching your videos. Good luck with your trainer, it's the first step. And Happy Birthday to you!
he needs to get his fat ugly ass self up and fuckin exercide. stupid bitch
PEREEEEEZ! I love you! I think it's awesome that you're going to get into shape. I've been thinking along the same lines and it is about that time of year to get started. Good luck, Babe! *smooches* BTW I looooooooooooooove your show! It was amazing! Keep it up honey!
perez, just wanted to say im a huge fan of yours.
i think you're absolutely adorable and completely true to yourself.
and im so proud of you for trying to get healthy again. 5 days a week?!
thats true commitment lol. i've been trying to loose weight but its SO HARD! help what can i do?
Is that Chris Crocker?
YOU ARE SOOOOOO UGLY!
OM MY FUCKING GOD!
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT MEN!
I am so happy to hear that you are eating healthy and working out.
You will notice a big difference in your energy level soon.
Keep it up a lot of people love you.
omg just stop. stop you are sooo annoying
i love you just the way you are perez
I'M TRYIN TO LOSE WEIGHT TOO!!!
GOOD LUCK ON UR WEIGHTLOSS!!!!
DONT LOSE TOO MUCH WEIGHT OR YOU'LL LOOK LIKE STAR JONES!!!
IF U GET UR HAIR "DID" THEN STICK WITH BEIN BLONDE!!!!!!! LIGHTER COLORS LOOK BETTER!!!
I have heard of you on talk shows and always meant to visit your site….its funny and most of all…..truthful….what most people seem to fear or hate. Congrats on the weight thing…but you are beautiful…keep smiling, keep truthful…and totally love the Quinceanera…Part II concept….Enjoy your rebirth…you will look beautiful…inside and out….
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