We Hope That's Faux

Filed under: Super Seniors

When will she ever learn?

Beyonce showed up at the Versace party in NYC on Tuesday night with a full-length fur coast.

Why can't she buy the fake ones, like her hair???

The extra weight is looking good on B. Jay-Z likes a little meat on his bones!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 1:16 am / Email this »

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Maddie says – reply to this

701

Perez, are you daft? that is so NOT Beyonce! She looks familiar, but is about 20 years older.
tori says – reply to this

702

There is no way that is Beyonce. This woman is in at least her 40's.
alyssa says – reply to this

703

um that is defenetly n0t beyonce.
Bree says – reply to this

704

That's Patti LaBelle Honey
bree says – reply to this

705

you notice black people don't give a damn about animals, they wear fur whenever they can affored it it's a status symbol to them, they treat their animals like shit, looks a the dog fighting scandal, fronting
bree says – reply to this

706

Re: ay mami! – you got that right, when they could be doing stuff for thier community, they spend all their money on diamonds, and thye don't care africans are killed by the thousands in the diamonds industry, they are just into showing off and fronting and hating
bella76 says – reply to this

707

dont talk bad about patti labelle, shes a fuckin' diva
victor says – reply to this

708

hey you asshole that's patti labelle not beyonce and leave mariah alone you know she's hot
Liz says – reply to this

709

You are all raging fuckbats.

He KNOWS its Patti LaBelle, are you all fucking retarded? It's a JOKE.

Fuck me, I am so sick of living in a world full of idiots.
Valerie says – reply to this

710

Not cool to joke that black people can be confused for each other!!!! First strike, Perez. You DO have some educated and intelligent readers out there that do not appreciate posts like this. First time I have ever made a comment, but feel very strongley about it!
oldlady says – reply to this

711

THAT'S PATTY AND SHE CAN WEAR FUR IF SHE WANTS TO!
Darkies_R_Different says – reply to this

712

So you still think all black people look a like?… Miss Patti herself would CUT you if she read this
Mers associate says – reply to this

713

Get off the booze perez!!!!!!!!
hot says – reply to this

714

why haven't you fixed this yet?
Lady J says – reply to this

715

Perez, that's Patti Labelle, NOT BEYONCE
Jeffrey says – reply to this

716

ummmm…yeah that is patti labelle
kiijij says – reply to this

717

that is patti labelle at the danity kane album release party COME ON PEREZ GET ON YOUR GAME!
lakevubud says – reply to this

718

WHY are black bitches the LAST to give up the Fur?
Kate says – reply to this

719

That's not Beyonce, who is that???
SNE22 says – reply to this

720

That's Patti LaBelle…..
LILI says – reply to this

721

That's Patti Lebell!!! Not Beyoncee!!! But they tranny fierceness is still there underneath the shitty fur!!
amanda says – reply to this

722

Patti LaBelle
jess says – reply to this

723

Re: Liz – Thank you for not making me want to kill myself. Over 700 comments telling him how wrong he is. Like he hasn't been doing this for years.
LM says – reply to this

724

I DON'T MEAN ANY HARM…BUT WHO THE HELL MISTAKES PATTI LABELLE FOR BEYONCE?
LM says – reply to this

725

ALSO, WHAT DOES PATTI LABELLE WEARING FUR HAVE TO DO WITH HER BEING BLACK AND IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS? AND "WE" WONDER WHY RACE IS SUCH AN ISSUE IN AMERICA…SEVERAL "PEOPLE" IN THE INDUSTRY ARE PROVIDED WITH THE MEANS TO WEAR WHATEVER THEY WANT REGARDLESS OF THE RACE BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY DUE TO THEIR OWN SENSE OF STYLE!
studlysgirl says – reply to this

726

That is not Beyonce! Look again I think it is Patti Labelle!
Melanie says – reply to this

727

That looks more like Pattie LaBelle. Perez, you're losing it!
Lisa says – reply to this

728

PEREZ, YOU ARE TOO FUCKING FUNNY, I LOVE IT, KEEP IT UP, YOU ROCK!!!
dorothy says – reply to this

729

You're joking, right?
nat says – reply to this

730

that is tina turner
RACIST FUCKS! says – reply to this

731

ALL YOU RACIST DUMBASSES KEEP SAYING AS SOON AS BLACK GET A LITTLE MONEY THEY SPEND THEIR MONEY ON FURS AND DIAMONDS AND DONT GIVE BACK TO THEIR COMMUNITIES…..BLACK CELEBS GIVE BACK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MORE THAN YOUR WHITE COUNTERPARTS. DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH. DONT BE JEALOUS PATTI LOOKS FABULOUS AT HER AGE SANS-SURGERY WHILE WHITES START TO LOOK HAGGARD AT 30 YEARS OLD! YEAH, WE SPEND MONEY ON CLOTHES WHILE YOU ALL NEED FUCKING PLASTIC SURGERY TO LOOK LIKE US! TANNED SKIN, BIG LIPS, BIG BREASTS, BIG BUTTS & BOTOX…..BE PROUD AND GROW OLD GRACEFULLY! WITH LEATHER FACES AND SAGGY BUTTS AND WRINKLY SKIN
skin all bitches who wear fur. says – reply to this

732

who cares if its beyonce trolls or not. They are both ugly. I would rether listen to a barney cd then listen to beyonces insessively same songs.

Skin all bitches who wear fur.

Thanks Perez for being anti fur! You rock!
rprez says – reply to this

733

Re: Liz –
yeah you're right!! thanks for noticing they are all stupid!
Lina says – reply to this

734

I don't get why people wear fur :s what's cool about wearing a
Lina says – reply to this

735

I don't get it :s What's so cool about wearing a dead animal!!!?? If it's all about showing you got money, why don't they make a coat out of all their 100 dollar bills, cuz THAT doesn't kill!!! I love beyonce but I just don't get why she wears fur?!? Poor animals, they live in a world that's so cold en doesn't care.. Shame..
Dan says – reply to this

736

NOT BEYONCE!
tboggie says – reply to this

737

this is not b and so what if we want to wear fur…. ill wear a fur thong to the beach and dare a PETA person to step to me! on the real …. i hate that half those PETA people are just mad cuz they cant afford it! Please give me a chance ill wear a fur bathrobe!
Steph says – reply to this

738

This is Patti LaBelle and she has probably had that coat since before you were born….
Sarah says – reply to this

739

THIS IS CALLED A JOKE, PEOPLE!
HE IS INSULTING BEYONCE, BECAUSE BEYONCE LIKES TO WEAR A LOT OF FUR.
HE DIDN'T GET THEM MIXED UP. SHEESH.
I thought people were supossed to be smarter thesedays. Apparently Perez hideously over-estimated the masses.
Mady says – reply to this

740

Will you do a re-cap? This is not Beyonce, if anything that's Patti Labelle.
ms impossible says – reply to this

741

That's Patti Labelle.
Lola says – reply to this

742

This is not Beyonce its Patty Labelle, but if you meant it as a joke……
Blackbeauty says – reply to this

743

Not Beyonce, that is Ms. Patti Labelle and believe it the fur is real….bitch! Ms. Patti don't do nothing fake or half ass!
Lets not be reduclous says – reply to this

744

Perez=awesome
Perez´s fact checking team= not so much

Thats not Beyonce and its not hard to figure that out
Cee says – reply to this

745

Um, that's the QUEEN, Ms. Patti LaBelle. Was that supposed to be a joke?
cleo617 says – reply to this

746

Can you say…Patti LaBelle? That is so not Beyonce…big oops for the perezer!
Coco says – reply to this

747

That's Patti Labelle dumbass and it probably is real
joe says – reply to this

748

um that is so not Beyonce. It is PATTI LA BELLE
likeasecret says – reply to this

749

why does she wear fur like beyonce..stupid cows
smith says – reply to this

750

this is patti labelle!!!!! dont be mean to patti
C says – reply to this

751

Try Patti LaBelle!!!!
Annie says – reply to this

752

This thread has established that this site's readership is filled with morons and idiots. You jackasses are apparently too dumb to recognize irony or sarcasm. Bless our public educational system for all its failures!
J says – reply to this

753

THAT IS NOT BEYONCE!!! THAT IS PATTI LABELLE.
Robin says – reply to this

754

You stupid F*&k. Get your black women right. They don't all look alike. FYI it's Pally LaBelle. Get an Ebony or Jet magazine
ranthaman says – reply to this

755

u fools, dats Patti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mons says – reply to this

756

That's Patti LaBelle!!!
Isabelle Cooley says – reply to this

757

If you want to wear a fur as fabulous as this in 2008, the best place is at a funeral.
Dancedivah says – reply to this

758

Yeah, that ain't even Beyonce, that's Pattie LaBelle, you need to look a little closer….not all black people look alike. I can't even believe you made that mistake. That looks nothing like Beyonce!!
Cass says – reply to this

759

That's not Beyonce Perez..haha
STE says – reply to this

760

How stupid are all you people commenting! Of course it isn't Beyonce, and Perez knows this, hes being sarcastic!

Ugh. I hate people.

xxx
It's a joke, dumbasses! says – reply to this

761

We're on page 8 and you're still saying, "That is not Beyonce!" I can't believe how fucking stupid most of you are. This was OBVIOUSLY a joke. I knew Perez was kidding immediately after reading the article. Get a fucking clue, bitches!
muumuu says – reply to this

762

hahahah wow perez….thats sooooo not beyonce…..i think Jay Z might be afta you when he sees this one…..=] dont worry i still think yewr the besst=]
ALI says – reply to this

763

Personnally I am sick of this fur deate. To make fake fur takes energy such as elctricty, it uses chemicals, all of which are contributing to the climate change issue. Before people get on thier high horse about some star wearing real fur, you should look at the other side of the coin. Climate change is a more important issue, because if our climate dhanges too much more then half of the earth's speices could die. Then where would we be.
marbear says – reply to this

764

animal hater
prego33 says – reply to this

765

that looks like patti labelle, it definitely is NOT beyonce!!
AndRu says – reply to this

766

That's Patti LaBelle. Not Beyonce, not Beyonce's Momma and not Gladys Knight!
Page says – reply to this

767

I'm sorry but that is not Beyonce! That looks like Patti LaBelle. No matter who is wearing that coat, just remember she didn't kill the animals. So go after the killers and not the people who wear fur. There more important things to worry about then someone keeping warm and looking good.
DaytonOhio says – reply to this

768

You F**% who you want…. Let her wear what she wants !!!! You dont' want people to make you stop having sex with men…. Fur doesn't kill…But aid's does….

Think about it… If we only had President Reagan in the White House Again !!!!
Laila says – reply to this

769

That is so not Beyonce. It's Patty Labelle!
angeleyes says – reply to this

770

perez you dumbfuck, if thats beyonce, then you must be brad pitt………….
angeleyes says – reply to this

771

Re: STE – and people hate you too!
Marcos Silva says – reply to this

772

Hey perez …u overweight ball of puss that is not Beyonce, that is Patti Labelle….get your comments and website lay out correct next time…u idiot!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
nycqueen says – reply to this

773

that so Patti Labelle!!….stop hatin on my girl Bee..im sorry but perez u need to get it together!
nycqueen says – reply to this

774

Re: prbablyluv – thats not gladys either…wow ya'll seriously dont know ya'll celebrities when u see them
nycqueen7 says – reply to this

775

DONT YOU GUYS KNOW YA"LL CELEBRITIES WHEN YOU SEE THEM!!, THAT'S DEFINITELY PATTI LABELLE PEOPLE…AND PEREZ U SHOULD KNOW BETTER, NEXT TIME GET UR FACTS STR8!!!!….CONFUSING THESE POOR PEOPLE U SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF URSELF LOL
DeDe says – reply to this

776

That's Patti LaBelle you ass! Learn your black people!
ryan says – reply to this

777

so this looks nothing like beyonce…infact pretty sure that's patti labelle
edie sedgewick says – reply to this

778

Um, that's Patti Labelle…..
BOLIVAR EMILE says – reply to this

779

Put the Ho Ho down ya fat dumb fuck. It's Patty LaBell
boo says – reply to this

780

THAT IS NOT BEYONCE DUDE. POST YOUR FACTS RIGHT! goodness.
LadyDI says – reply to this

781

yeah…Perez…That's Patti LaBell!
Karen says – reply to this

782

thats totally not beyonce WTF
kitteh says – reply to this

783

SO FUCKING DISGUSTING

FUR=MURDER
JJ says – reply to this

784

that's not beyonce
charles wigfall says – reply to this

785

that is patty labelle you jackass
Pepe Le Peuw says – reply to this

786

You fucking retard Perez.
KMS says – reply to this

787

If that's Jay-Z's woman, then somebody better tell Beyonce he's bagging Patti LaBelle…
robyn says – reply to this

788

even latinos think all black people look alike. Idiot perez. THAT'S PATTI LABELLE!!
Kim says – reply to this

789

That is Patti LaBelle, not Beyonce, and she is looking fieeerce! I still don't like furs, though.
BROOKE says – reply to this

790

THATS NOT BEYONCE! THATS PATTI LEBELLE
Toshi_San says – reply to this

791

Hey Perez do you think that all Blacks look alike? That's Pattie Labelle not Beyonce darlin….just kidding but seriously that is Pattie Labelle though…

Smooches
Angelique says – reply to this

792

THAT'S BEYONCE???? That looks like Patti La Belle!
None of your fucking business says – reply to this

793

This is not beyonce, this is Patty Labelle! all black people don't looka like!
Burgundi says – reply to this

794

your a ass! This is NOT BEYONCE! this is Patty La Belle! dumb ass!
Cat says – reply to this

795

Isn't that Patti Labelle?
Anonymous says – reply to this

796

Umm…this is not Beyonce! Maybe it's her momma…
rong says – reply to this

797

hope you happy everyday like this be careful you are over weight
wdgy rekwgy says – reply to this

798

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