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Headline of the Week Weak

Filed under: Headline of the Week

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"Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead"

This is too good to be true! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
Posted: March 20, 2008 at 1:04 am

292 comments to “Headline of the Week Weak”

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  1. GG1000 says – reply to this


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    And the picture is supposed to represent what? An old anus?

  2. lol says – reply to this


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    funny.

  3. annie says – reply to this


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    omg im first and wtf ewww

  4. mika says – reply to this


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    bahahahhaha i love how you included a picture of Fergie for that headline…i love you buddy

  5. angie says – reply to this


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    first1

  6. sugar says – reply to this


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    wtf does that have to do with fergie

  7. annie says – reply to this


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    aww im not first

  8. Milla says – reply to this


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    First bitches!

  9. ANGIE says – reply to this


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    WHAT THE HELL IS THE PICTURE OF FURGIE FOR??

  10. Shelly says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!! Fergie is a 45 year old HAG!

  11. ana says – reply to this


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    wow

  12. Kim says – reply to this


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    WTF?! I supose thats one less thing she now needs to worry about

  13. sophie says – reply to this


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    hahaha that's the worst luck.

  14. burnbeauty says – reply to this


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    first?

  15. GILL says – reply to this


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    WHY IS FERGIE THE PICTURE FOR THIS?! FIRST!!!

  16. WHAT THE HELL says – reply to this


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    FERGIE??? WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO DO WITH THE ANUS??:

  17. mjn says – reply to this


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    I don't know where to begin with this…my question is how do you get a new sphincter???

  18. charlottienne says – reply to this


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    The hell?

  19. lala says – reply to this


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    1st what?

  20. Jacqui says – reply to this


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    And to think that they are supposed to be some of the most intelligent people out!!

  21. dramaqueen82 says – reply to this


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    LOL that Fergie is the photo for this one…

    Perez, have you seen the preggo looking pics of her leaving a sushi restaurant? She either is, or it's part of Pop Fiction.

  22. ANGELA. says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  23. matt says – reply to this


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    lol@the picture accompanying the article

  24. first:D says – reply to this


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    FIRST TIME EVER:D

  25. JoeyHiggs says – reply to this


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    OM fuck** g!!

    That caught me off guard and cracked my shite up.

    i love you perezito.

    :0

  26. jlfinley says – reply to this


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    woop

  27. 89348045 says – reply to this


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    the fuck this gotta do with fergie?

  28. monica says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. jenne says – reply to this


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    gross

  30. Annette says – reply to this


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    ouch

  31. jj says – reply to this


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    Oh c'mon, Fergie isn't that bad. She just looks a touch mannish.

  32. colleen says – reply to this


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    first

  33. heheh says – reply to this


    33

    ewwwww.

  34. mel says – reply to this


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    FIRST!
    oh my gosh!! that must suck!

  35. Jesssssss says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  36. i says – reply to this


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    hot hot tranny freakin mess…. WE LOVEZ DA DRAMZ!!!

  37. butt says – reply to this


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    what a retard go do a donkey derrrrr

  38. hiiiiiiii says – reply to this


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    why fergie?

  39. Kiwigurl says – reply to this


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    First….bet she wont want anyone to see her hospital bill

  40. caylen says – reply to this


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    wow. crazy!!

  41. MARK!!! says – reply to this


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    why is there a pic of fergie?

  42. joe says – reply to this


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    first

  43. Jenn says – reply to this


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    Why is Fergie's picture with this article????

  44. Milk Man says – reply to this


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    LMAO!! Why'd you put a pic of Fergie on this bizzare story?

  45. fgh says – reply to this


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    why fergie?

  46. alexwinsss says – reply to this


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    FIRST! and ewww, gross

  47. blammer says – reply to this


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    south park. britney spears. enough said

  48. Ellie says – reply to this


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    Why a picture of Fergie with this story?

    Confusing.

    That sucks though.

    Top ten?

  49. Nikkeh says – reply to this


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    Wow… how does that happen. There are so many things they ask you before your actually put under. Idiots…

  50. ORGY says – reply to this


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    WTF. UMMM.

  51. Angelica C says – reply to this


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    OHH SHIT.. 1st?

  52. Russ says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAH NEw ANUS……… LOVE IT

  53. Alex says – reply to this


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    First….and Damn…..that's shitty!…..NO PUN INTENDED

  54. Jenna Q says – reply to this


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    First. Also, LOL MUCHO.

  55. SHON says – reply to this


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    LoL. haha

  56. t says – reply to this


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    ew

  57. Why? says – reply to this


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    and there is a picture of fergie why?

  58. FIRST says – reply to this


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    WHY FERGIE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

  59. julie says – reply to this


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    am i first?

  60. Charlotte says – reply to this


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    F-I-R-S-T, bitches!

  61. Frank says – reply to this


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    Actually this condition is somewhat common after childbirth. The anus gets stretched to the point of breaking, and sometimes actually the vaginal wall tears all the way through the anus. It's called a fourth degree perennial tear. Many women become somewhat incontinent after childbirth, either with urine or feces. It gets worse as you get older. sorry ladies. You can always get a c section.

  62. ashley says – reply to this


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    "Can I have a new anus please???"

    this story is almost as good as the lady who got stuck to the toilet

  63. Matt says – reply to this


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    Perez, you may need a new anus if you don't stop with your fisting fetish!

  64. Lindsey says – reply to this


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    Insanity.

  65. fred says – reply to this


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    Now we know where Perez can get that prolapse fixed

  66. Caitlin says – reply to this


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    And why is Fergie the picture? hahahaha

  67. ... says – reply to this


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    Fergie??? maybe Madonna would have worked for this one perez, nonetheless, that sucks, I'd sue the hospital's ass off….

  68. 2B or not 2B says – reply to this


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    we love you Perez!
    but please gives more potato head..lol

  69. Rummer FAN 4 EVAH says – reply to this


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    And what the hell is the Fergie picture for? you could've used your face
    at least she now can be fucked up the ass like if it was the first time

  70. paige says – reply to this


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    what the hell does fergie have to do with this lady getting an operation on her ass??

  71. HisaP says – reply to this


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    Hahahahahahahaha they ripped her a new asshole

  72. Emily says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAH fergie…

  73. cafrin says – reply to this


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    72nd ish?

  74. alison says – reply to this


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    i love fergie ferg

  75. thats it says – reply to this


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    PEREZ you should stop hating on Fergie she is a Aries like you…… the two of you should be getting on very well…… we all know she likes you and has been civil so just give the lady a chance……. she truly is lovely and deserves some arien love from you.

  76. Kirsty says – reply to this


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    I don't get what's with the pic of Fergie.

  77. Tha Dawg says – reply to this


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    I needed this story like I needed another hole in my ass

  78. Natalie says – reply to this


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    what does Fergie have to do with this?

  79. k says – reply to this


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    how can a person be as busted as fergie?

  80. Aimée says – reply to this


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    Makes you wonder what they did with the old anus. :)

    P.S. I want the old anus. Shh! :)

  81. HUH? says – reply to this


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    SOUNDS GREAT… WHAT A TREAT!

  82. Eric says – reply to this


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    Perez I don't now what you have to say about Fergie…but I just saw her at the Houston Rodeo and she was the motha fucking bomb. She is awesome. I think she broke some records. Good job Fergie!

  83. Jay says – reply to this


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    w00t

  84. L says – reply to this


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    Re: lala –
    - you must be new to Perez -

  85. have friends in high places says – reply to this


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    PEREZ IS A BULLY

    SHAME ON YOU MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  86. What says – reply to this


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    Old news is OLD.
    PErez, someone on Gaiaonline found this before you did. =/
    SINCE WHEN WERE YOU SO BEHIND?

  87. Girl From Holland says – reply to this


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    Haha I thought it was Fergie being mixed up.

  88. SAY VAY says – reply to this


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    we love fergie

    now you are making enemies!

  89. OMG says – reply to this


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    LOL!!!!!!

    SO WHONG, BUT STILL

  90. Mark says – reply to this


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    LOVE YOU FERGS FERGS

  91. fergie? says – reply to this


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    What does Fergie have to do with this?

  92. chase says – reply to this


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    AH HA HA AHA HAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHA FERGIE!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH ANUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA

    ANUS

    FERGIE!

    HA HAH AHAHAHHAHAH

  93. FOOL NO MORE says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOU JUST MADE AN ARSE OF YOURSELF WITH THIS ONE YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A PHOTO OF YOURSELF THERE

  94. Kirsty says – reply to this


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    Fergie was the incontinent patient, obviously. Don't you remember her on-stage peeing incident? LOL

  95. mariposa says – reply to this


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    You are crazy Perez, 1 Why the pic of Ms. Ferguilousesss,2 Must been a surgery for Heather Mills ,3 Well explain how you get a new culo , do you have to have it bleach first??? Perez tu sabes the todos los culos out there!!!

  96. Too much info... says – reply to this


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    Re: Frank – Seems like that's what an episiotomy is for. Anyway, being a man, how would you know this Frank?

  97. ronnie says – reply to this


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    hahaha fergie is an anus.

  98. Corey says – reply to this


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    Bahahahahahaha, an actual anus is far more attractive than Fergie

  99. Not so fast!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: … – Well in the long run, this "retiree" won't have to worry about incontinence. I'm sure that's a problem for women up in their years–so, in essence, when it's all said and done–she will have got a free operation. LOL

  100. Kody Hammell says – reply to this


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    Um… isn't that druggie Fergie???????? FERGIE!!!! DRUGGIE!!!! We Didn't Start The Fire, but that 'Kids Incorporated' is a druggie. :-) [Come steal my MySpace here: MySpace.*com/In_Treatment]

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