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"Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead"

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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Posted: Mar 20, 2008 at 1:04 am / Email this »

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Lola La Pistola says – reply to this

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What's that have to do with Fergie, besides the fact that she's an asshole.
meee says – reply to this

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what the fuck does this have to do with fergie?
you should put your picture up, since your an ass…not according to me, but to others. i love you perez. im only telling the truth just like you do. ;]
ohmy 1 says – reply to this

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are you saying that fergie is a new anus??? lol bahahahah
haha says – reply to this

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loool y is there the pic of fergie??
chickendirt says – reply to this

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I like mitch englilish. He's so cute.
karon says – reply to this

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Holy shit
Diego S. says – reply to this

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lol… too much information for 11am xD
ami says – reply to this

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and fergie's pic needed to be there because?
yer' mom says – reply to this

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The best part about this is the picture of Fergie!
Rahaha!
geez luezze says – reply to this

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So did the lady that needed the ass repair get her leg fixed?
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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What the hell does SHE have anything to do with this Perez? Sometimes you make no fucking sense.
val says – reply to this

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what does this story have to do with Fergie?
An Older asshole says – reply to this

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lol #1 HAHAHAHAHA
Fergie peeing her pants like our big phat gossip mogul that we love!
Fergie is a classic she had her fun!
Mary B says – reply to this

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What the hell does the pix have to do with the story???
j says – reply to this

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it took your fat ass THAT long to find this out?? get with the news
vs says – reply to this

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Why not Paris! Why Fergie?
jntrrs says – reply to this

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her show at the rodeo last night was great
Glück says – reply to this

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The picture is of Fergie, because Perez is implying she needs/needed a little tune-up and tightening of the gaskets, shall we say, around Front, if you know what I mean. In San Diego, in 2005, she peed on herself onstage because she "forgot to go to the restroom before she went onstage to perform". A vague, obscure reference for Perez. Usually his subtlety consists of hitting us over the head with a baseball bat.
Nikki says – reply to this

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damnnn. that would suck BADDD.
how the fuck does something like this happen..

haha.. loving the picture with the story.
Rachel says – reply to this

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why is there a picture of fergie on this article
Macksabratt says – reply to this

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We just found out the other day that my healthy 51 year old aunt died because the doctors gave her two meds that should never be taken together and it killed her.Look at what happened to dennis quaids kids.This is getting way out of hand and something needs to be done about it.
Mom says – reply to this

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I couldn't resist, because I KNEW you'd appreciate this!
Love,
Mom
Glück says – reply to this

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Re: just released – Thanks be to the Lord God and all the Saints for the crazy-angry pastor Reverend Jeremiah Wright. He has likely delivered the United States of America from the indignity of a B. Hussein Obama-Jackson-Sharpton-Farakhan-Wright Four-Year-Freakshow-Negro-ClusterFuck in the White House and in Washington, D.C. With his stupidly militant ABM (Angry Black Male Syndrome) self, he has from a pulpit in a church of all places—steered this election back into the….Wright Direction. YYYaaayyy.
shana says – reply to this

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That is, in fact, the worst.
Krisssssssssyyyyyyy says – reply to this

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I love what Perez Says!!!
omg says – reply to this

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www.britneyjeanspears.no.sapo.pt
NachosRocks says – reply to this

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I get it Fergie's arm is meant to represent the womens LEG and Fergie's face is meant to represent the ANUS. Don't worry because big girls don't cry.
s says – reply to this

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O i get it… Its because she peed on herself on stage.. so maybe she needs this surgery too… Ok it took me a minute but Im there now… Funny
K says – reply to this

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!! i LOVEEEE how you put fergies pic for this headline………ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beth says – reply to this

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This picture reminds me of Clockwork Orange. Malcolm Mc Dowell did it better with lots more lashes.
??JJ says – reply to this

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why fergalicious?
wildcoolncrazy says – reply to this

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Please say it was Heather Mills!
Michelle says – reply to this

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Why is there a pic of Fergie above the article?? :s
Demo's fighting will ruin us says – reply to this

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Latest poll:(Sh**t)

RASMUSSEN POLL: McCain Now Leads By Double Digits:
McCain 51% Clinton 41%
McCain 49% Obama 42%
by Dick Morris says – reply to this

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March 19, 2008
Wright's Rantings Won't Sink Obama
By Dick Morris

Will the Gospel According to Jeremiah Wright sink the Obama candidacy? Not very likely.

Let's start with two basic facts:

(a) Sen. Barack Obama (Ill.) has already won the Democratic nomination. It's over. Regardless of how the remaining primaries and caucuses go, including Michigan and even Florida, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (N.Y.) can never catch Obama in elected delegates. His current lead of 170 pledged delegates will not be overcome no matter what happens. Even if Clinton beats him by 10 points in each of these primaries, he will still lead among elected delegates by over 100. The superdelegates will not override the will of the voters unless Obama is in jail. They will not let themselves in for a civil war by overruling a black man who is beloved by the young by going over the heads of the electorate and naming the candidate that lost the primaries as the nominee. Regardless of how damaged Obama may be by the Wright tapes, it will not provide sufficient cover or cause for them to do so.
what obama needs to do (II) says – reply to this

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(b) Wright's rantings are not reflective of Obama's views on anything. Why did he stay in the church? Because he's a black Chicago politician who comes from a mixed marriage and went to Columbia and Harvard. Suspected of not being black enough or sufficiently tied to the minority community, he needed the networking opportunities Wright afforded him in his church to get elected. If he had not risen to the top of Chicago black politics, we would never have heard of him. But obviously, he can't say that. So what should he say?

He needs to get out of this mess with subtlety, the kind Bill Clinton should have used to escape the Monica Lewinsky scandal — but didn't. As the controversy continues, Americans will gradually realize that Obama stuck by Wright as part of a need to get ahead. They will chalk up to pragmatism why he was so close to such a preacher. As they come to realize that Obama doesn't agree with Wright but used him to get started, they will be more forgiving.
Its over (III says – reply to this

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While he lets this fact sink in, he needs to continue to distance himself from Wright by characterizing that kind of anger and animosity as a thing of a generation past. He needs to compare the progress of which whites are proud in discarding the racism of our forebears with his own pride at being a post-racial candidate. He needs, again and again, to reject what Wright says and emphasize his belief in America and the validity and morality of the American Dream.
As the controversy matures, he can increasingly depict those who fan its flames as trying to live in the past and re-fight the civil wars of race that have divided America.
All these themes were evident and articulately presented in Obama's Tuesday speech on race.
America does DEMAND THE PLEDGE says – reply to this

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Re: Glück –
I love it, its filthy.

Did you know that in schools across America, that if a child is walking down the hall to his class from being late and the pledge of the allegiance comes over the loud speaker..that child will stop DEAD IN HIS TRACKS AND PUT HIS HAND OVER HIS HEART AND GIVE THE COUNTRY THE RESPECT IT DESERVES, BUT MR. OBAMA WON'T. IS HE BIN LADEN'S CUZ TOO?
(IV) says – reply to this

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What Obama needs not to do is to resort to the kind of Clintonian fudging that animated his interview with Keith Olbermann. By saying "I wasn't there" and "I didn't know" and "I didn't hear him say it," he will invite contempt and derision. If he were to continue in that vein, he would buy himself a controversy akin to that which drowned John Kerry in the facts and allegations of his service in Vietnam. People will surface to say, "I sat next to him, and Wright said such and such," and Obama will be hostage to everybody's subjective memory.
But if he handles the situation with subtlety and lets what he cannot say — that it was opportunism that led him to stay in that church — sink in among the electorate, he can and will survive this battle.

Morris, a former political adviser to Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.) and President Bill Clinton, is the author of “Outrage.” To get all of Dick Morris’s and Eileen McGann’s columns for free by email, go to.
Pauline says – reply to this

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And people want universal health care
Re healt care says – reply to this

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Clinton's had a chance (8 yr to be exact) done nothing abt it.I am certain they
healt care is superb.Yeah Hillary's for the people she has lost touch 35 yrs ago.
Slater Granite says – reply to this

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I hope they threw in a free anus bleaching also.
LOVE IS IN THE AIRE...! says – reply to this

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PURE NAZI MISTAKE..!WHITE SUPREMACY AT THEIRS BEST….
m says – reply to this

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i went to the daily telegraph site (www.telegraph.co.uk) and could not find this alleged article.
If Obama is serious about being PRESIDENT then, says – reply to this

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Re: what obama needs to do (II) –
He better for sure let Florida and Michigan get their votes counted as Democrats and not Republican's. If Obama will not let these people get their votes counted, he will be a hypocrite and the Democratic voters will vote for McCain for spite. That's how we roll.
To post #242:
Obama has not won. If these two states I mentioned get their delegates seated and of course Pennsylvania is for Clinton. She has won. Boy are you dumb.
mcquakkers says – reply to this

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Damn! I thought this would be about Heather Mills. After all she did loose a leg and got ripped a new one.

WTF!!!!!!

Funny story though.
Glück says – reply to this

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Re: by Dick Morris – Twofortytwo-twofortyfour : You have brain cancer. Don't fight the pain. Embrace it. Trying to think will only make your speech more garbled, surreal, and illogical than it is already—here in your way too long post, "Dick Morris" whoever you are. Let the pain flow through you. Remain still and quiet. Death is around the corner—all will be peaceful and soothing and pleasant. Resistance is futile, and will only bring discomfort. GIVE UP THE GHOST . The STINK has finally settled on Obama's SHIT.
Glück says – reply to this

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Re: If Obama is serious about being PRESIDENT then, – Thank you 253 for balancing out the militant hysteria of twofortytwo-twofortyfour, and twofortysix. I hate long-winded speeches on what a loser needs to do to win.
Jen says – reply to this

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OMG!
whore? says – reply to this

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Re: LauritaFromHouston –
she whored in three outfits? impressive
Melissa says – reply to this

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How do you get a new anus?

hmmm lol
Betch! says – reply to this

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METH FACE!
Rockettgirl says – reply to this

253

Should have used a photo of heather mills instead
jenny says – reply to this

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That's horrible.
where are all my other posts? says – reply to this

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quit copying d l i s t e d and quit censoring my posts perez. michael used a picture of lisa rhinna, whos lips actually resemble an asshole. this site is really slipping. nobody fucking wants to see clips of you. saturation. youre going to blow it.
Chantal says – reply to this

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What a shitty deal!
melinda says – reply to this

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This is awful but also darkly funny.
jessica says – reply to this

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perez you read my mind. fergie is definitely soooo appropriate for this.
Allison Poarch says – reply to this

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I love you Perez!
Sinai says – reply to this

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OHH HELL NO!!!!!
chimpsmirk says – reply to this

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OOOOOHHH!!! Where can I sign up? I could use a little nip & tuck. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I'm afraid I might dump on the treadmill on Celebrity Fat Club…
suz says – reply to this

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Oh damn that sucks.
poor lady
madski says – reply to this

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fergie is fugly… and too old to be pregnant. she's nasty-licious
SPHINCTER !! TOO FUNNY says – reply to this

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OMG Perez, YOU ARE HIM!!!

The funniest thing you ever did was put Fergie's picture on a blog about sphincters.

For those of you who don't know what's up with that … you need to read up on Our Girl Fergie.. just make sure you use the bathroom first.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Freaking Precious Perez!!! I'm peeing my own pants laughing!!
FrencHgUy says – reply to this

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look at the first comment
scooterboonola says – reply to this

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why can't i email this
amy says – reply to this

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That is funny but i work in surgery and its a urinary sphinchter not anal LMAO Thats what they do for incontenience. Nothing to do for her asshole
greg says – reply to this

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You're a misogynist asshole. You really hate women - it shows. Or maybe you just want to be one. Even if you could be, you'd never look as good as Fergie.
Old McFisty says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
FIRST!!FIRST!!FIRST!!FIRST!!
FIRST!!FIRST!!FIRST!!FIRST!!FIRST!!FIRST!!FIRST!!
FIRST!!FIRST!!
nickyh says – reply to this

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Fuck u perez Fergie is cool dont hate
I REALLY HAVE 2 KIZZ HIZ AZZHOLE HERE says – reply to this

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Re: Glück –
I get excited when I read y'r pozt….u…r ….great….I needed that…
thank U…..
steph says – reply to this

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I guess the clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria doesn't believe in time outs and asking the person for their name and bday a million times.

but oh the things you could do witha new anus!
someone snooped in obama's passport file..cnn reports says – reply to this

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jihad
shana says – reply to this

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Hahaha lmao she should look on the bright side…she'll never have anus problems and she'll get a free leg as a result. That's 2 free surgeries
ME says – reply to this

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WTF!?!?! Y IS THERE A PIC OF FERGIE BITCH! GO SUCK A DICK UR PROBABLY GOOD AT THAT…
Mai Pie says – reply to this

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an anus is prettier than her. she looks like white trash trying to be glam
Melly Money says – reply to this

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YESSS! The f***ed upness of it all. Just so beautiful
D.H. says – reply to this

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Forgive the pun but:
L.M.A.O.
OBABA FUCKED MY DONKEY LAST NIGHT says – reply to this

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SOMEONE TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS PEOPLE. SOME GUY FROM HIS COUNTRY HAD TO MARRY A GOAT COZ HE WAS CAUGHT FUCKING IT. SERIOUSLY, THE MEN,( NOT WOMAN) OF THE TOWN HAD A MEETING AND DECIDED TO MAKE HIM MARRY IT?
SO OBAMA'S PEOPLE THINK IT'S OK TO MARRY A GOAT. THEY FUCK GOATS AND THEY DIDN'T LET A WOMAN DECIDE ANY OF THAT. MEN ARE SO FUCKED UP..AND OBAMA'S MEN DON'T LET
WOMAN HAVE A SAY IN NOTHING. WOMAN WILL RIOT IF THAT
RACIST, BIGGOT GETS IN. A WOMAN WOULDN'T HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE THE MAN MARRY THE GOAT..LOOK IT UP, IT'S TRUE.
WTF? says – reply to this

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she got the worst luck and the pic of fergie is there cuz its about her!!!!
hit me up on aim- flowerprinces111
Robyne says – reply to this

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Is this not funny….he he..omg
laurenp says – reply to this

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so this is what happens when you trust foreigners with your leg huh?
fergiecuz says – reply to this

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SHUT UPPPP
brandy says – reply to this

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can you believe this shit? i guess she will always believe all her shit! ha ha her sphinkter is "honestly" good and true.what about the leg, maybe if she told them she needs a sex change she can get the orthopedic surgery she needs.and if an ortho doc was her surgeion,why is he doin asshole fixes?
USuck says – reply to this

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Re: annie – You're not first, retard.
whatthe? says – reply to this

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did fergie need a new leg and got an ass?? perez why is her picture hear? not bad enough she piss's on stage and talks to laundry hampus whilst strung out on ice, but the luckly junky got a new anal hole?? hers woulda been RIPPED, hahahahhaha
Cesca says – reply to this

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Very sad, but hilarious in a sick way.
curt says – reply to this

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she is so sexy. this girl has got it. i envy the free loader who is banging that. does that asshole still have a job. jump on the bandwagon you lucky prick. had a small role on vegas even with your little dick your a lucky dude. give me five minutes with fergy and shel would dump your needle dick
Lara-Katelyn says – reply to this

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WOW… :O
tyty says – reply to this

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o hell no she better sue and if she got the anal operation who got the leg operation ohhhhhhh if u go to that hospital u better watch out FERGIE IF U DONT SUE U IZ CWAZY WITH A CAPITAL CW OK and what are they gonna do about yo anus i hope it wasnt nuthing that serios LUV U

TYEASE TYTYBETHABIZNIZZ@YAHOO.COM OR AOL.COM
Jabroni says – reply to this

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Maybe she should have had CORNHOLIO do the surgery!
terrence says – reply to this

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not without my anus!!!!!!!