Jesus Would Not Approve!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
Police were just called to North Prong Cemetery Church in Baker County, Florida, to investigate a 'suspicious' person report.
When they arrived they found Crystal Ann Rowland, 24, hiding behind the pulpit. They also found Matthew Thomas Pearce, 28, hiding beneath a crawl space under the church. Both were naked.
The couple allegedly broke into the church so they could have sex on the altar!!
How sacrilegious!
When cops arrived, they found the church doors had been busted opened. When they entered, they found undergarments on the floor.
According to reports, Matthew told the cops that they had been drinking and it was Crystal who wanted a "spiritual and sexual experience."
Deputies reported that Crystal broke into the church, and both were charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and damage to property.
At least he didn't ejaculate on some random person in a store or on an airplane!
On a side note: while researching these two troublemakers, we happened to stumble across some interesting information regarding Matthew. Turns out he has a criminal record.
He's a CHILD MOLESTER!!!
According to the Florida Sexual Offender website, Matthew was arrested in 2002 for "Lewd or lascivious molestation victim 12-15 years old."
Eww. He should be sent back to jail! Like NOW.
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hey all u wanna b 1sts fuk u i got it for the second time
nice eye, cyborg. primero!
HAAAA yet another CRAZY WHITE TRASH story HAA
first!!! gross but sexy
Disgusting, which self respecting female would have a relationship or sexual experience with a child molester. Sick, both of them.
that picture looks scary- one of his eye is shining!!! aaaahhhhhhhhhh-
(btw, was this picture taken right after they were caught having sex?)
first??? & perez i love u these guys need to go to jail seriously.. whats up with floriida geeze……
Perez you are the same with all this talk about how you "love" the Jonas FAGS!
Hahahahaha. Love this story.
This is my analysis of the comments on this site.
The first 40 idiots think they are first.
The rest of the idiots think someone cares what they think.
3rd!
and of course his first thing is to point blame at the girl he was with. i bet the 12-15 year olds were asking to be molested too right?
SICK!! SO SAD!!!
burn burn burn
Is that Satan I see peaking out of his freaky eyeball???
sick. sick. sick.
What's wrong with his eye?
Re: melt –
You're right, melt. We don't care what you think.
Damn, Id still fuck him! I love me some thugged out white trash boys!
Nice kids. nice.
he is fuckin fine!
so damn hot.
i'd love to eat out his ass and worship his big knob and swallow that white man juice!
haha jesus commented
the dude got a tumour in his eyes i bet. a red light like that, gotta be. it's an uncommon eye tumour.
ok, nasty that he's a molester, but awesome trying to fuck on the altar. hells yeah!
Matthew Thomas Pearce, convicted child molester should be drawn and quartered before he has the chance to kill the soul of another child. The whore he was screwing should have to stand there and watch.
hahahahaha
firstly ewwwwwwww pedo, kiddy fiddlin bastard should have been stoned to death, and secondly he should get his eye checked out cos that right one means he has a tumor or cancer or sufin…
Depending on the circumstances calling him a Child Molester is kinda harsh… He was 22 at the time and if the girl was 15 yrs old - It sounds more like bad judgment to me.
he is cute hehehe
Isn't that K-Fed????
oh no kasia you better watch out
grrrrosss! ok if theyre doing that then you know there is something wrong with the both of them and not normal ppl. they shouldnt be around young children with thouse kinda fantasies. and perez whats up w/ the kkk thing?
He also has a severe case of "one eye lookin' at ya, one eye lookin' for ya". AKA '1 o'clock half struck'.
For the record, in 2002 when he was charged he would have been 22, but that doesn't mean he was that age when he was charged, he could have been between 18 and 20. Lets be real, didn't little hilary duff date someone much, much older as a prime example. It's not as lewd and lascivious as you might think!
And this is Celebrity gossip and Celebrity rumors how?. They haven't been in any movies or tv shows. Should you be stalking Britney for us?
Thats MY FUCKING BROTHER…. Dont talk shit about him. he's really a nice guy. He only molested one kid, and she wanted it.
Why oh why does all the freaky shit have to happen in Florida?
embarrassing!
ONCE AGAIN…
GAYS RULE
BREEDERS BLOW!!!
PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE…
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ANYWAY,
I THOUGHT
THIS
WAS
A
CELEBRITY*
GOSSIP
WEBSITE?
PEREZ IS TRYING TO MAKE WHITETRASH NOBODY'S
INTO SOMEBODY'S
BECAUSE HE CAN'T GET REAL CELEBRITIES TO LOOK AT HIM TWICE…
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.HE IS A PATHETIC WHORE.
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..HE WOULD RATHER MAKE BAD PEOPLE MONEY AND PROFIT FROM IT
THAN GIVE GOOD PUBLICITY TO PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT…
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Terminator
he's kinda hot..
kinky
did they get a video of the female skank sucking the male pervs little teeny tiny cock? I heard they did, but he had to hold a magnifying glass in front of his pee pee so it would show up on tape. poor skank girl. now she has nightmares about toothpicks!
He's a child molester? should have posted a picture of yourself, when my sources saw 2 12year old boys leaving your apartment on march 7th.
AREN'T
THE
JONAS
BROTHER'S
ABOUT
THAT
AGE?????????
NOT FAR OFF-
THEY WERE YOUNGER
WHEN YOUR PEDOPHILE ASS
STARTED RUBBIN' IT OUT TO 'EM…
LOSER…
AREN'T
THE
JONAS
BROTHER'S
ABOUT
THAT
AGE?????????
NOT FAR OFF-
THEY WERE YOUNGER
WHEN YOUR PEDOPHILE ASS
STARTED RUBBIN' IT OUT TO 'EM…
LOSER….
Although I have relatives there, FL is a hotbed for all the pervs and a few psychos, too!
Re: HILTONS A CHILD MOLESTER! – I DIDN'T COPY YOU.^
I HATE PEDOPHILE HILTON^
I am sick over this story.. These Mother FUcKers should rot in hell. I can NOT believe how fucking stupid people are. DOUCHEBAGS
Why is it every girl I have ever met or heard of named Crystal has always been the epitome of white trash? If you name your daughter Crystal you are dooming her to be a trailer park skank whore people!!
what has this world come to?!!?!?
i hate to say this, but the chick kinda looks like drew barrymore.
He maybe listed a CHILD MOLESTER but if you look at how old he is now and how old he was in 2002 he was only 18 and i've known alot of gurls between the ages of 13-15 have dated 18 year olds.. Not saying its right but just look at it that way
nothing like ensuring your trip to hell, wtf is wrong with ppl?
we're missing the important factor here people, the man has a BIONIC EYE!!!
They both look like demons
I'm fucking sick of these people saying he's not a pedophile because she was 15 and he was 20 at the time.
15 = CHILD!
20 = MAN!
YOU FUCKING SICKOS.
They need to go to hell.
God's mile high club is higher. How high up do you think God is?
Re: KKK – OBAMA YO MAMA!! We taking over.
i wanna make a flip/flop in the vaticano
What the hell is wrong with people now days?
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………….Re: KKK – …
TRYING
A
DIFFERENT
APPROACH,
HUH?
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THAT THE MOST SHAMEFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF IN MY LIFE. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW ANYONE CAN EVEN LAUGH AT THIS OR THINK OF IT AS A JOKE. ITS SO SAD HOW PEOPLE ARE ACTING THESE DAYS. DONT BE SURPRISED IF YOU SEE THE LORD APPEARING IN THE SKY SOON. THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END BC OF THIS SHIT. THESE PEOPLE ARE THE DEVIL
WFT? His eye is freaky! It looks like when you shine light into an animal's eyes!
sac-RELIGIOUS
are you telling me you don't know how to spell religious?
how "sacrilegious" of you.
what a scumbag.
Obviously you guys didn't watch 20/20 last week. A person who has sex with their underage girlfriend, even if it was consentual, is put on the sex offender registry too. Unfortunately, the registry doesn't say the exact circumstances of each persons arrest, just what they were charged with. so you're kinda perpetuating it perez, you know innocent people have been killed by vigilante citizens for stupid shit like this?
Please note by the man's eye.. he is Satan.
Re: moona – ….. totally agree! his eye is crazy looking!
now thats the kind of crap white trash ass white folks do… they need their ole pale asses beat and the shit kicked out of them!
Gooo! Just what the EFF is wrong with his eye?? Blah!
she looks like evan rachel wood. who is also embroiled in sex with a skeezy older guy.
Re: Jessuckaa –
You wouldn't find him hot if he molested you and then pissed on your face.
Re: alyna – sacrilegious is not a derivative of the word religious; it's a derivative of sacred. it's not sacreligious.
he's 28. he was arrested in 2002, when he was 22.
he was arrested for 'lewd or lascivious' behavior with someone between the ages of 12 and 15.
the girl he's with now is 22. so, in 2002 she was 16, maybe?
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