Madonna Almost at #1

Filed under: Madonna > Music Minute > Mariah Carey

Talk about a quick jump!

Yesterday we mentioned that Madonna's new album, Hard Candy, was #18 on the Amazon best sellers list for CDs, and it isn't even out ’til April 29th.

Well, today the album is at #2!!!!

So awesome!

Mimi managed to move up as well. She's currently at #40, but still a far distance from her Madjesty.

E=MC2 is out BEFORE Madonna's record (on April 15th), so we're a bit worried about her sales. Hey, at least she's on the list now. Yesterday, Mariah wasn't even on Amazon's top 100!

Posted: Mar 20, 2008 at 8:35 pm / Email this »

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rENEE says – reply to this

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fIRST!!!
mj says – reply to this

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mads
grace says – reply to this

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first!! yay
strk125 says – reply to this

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thats cause mooriah sucks!!!!! go madge
Jenna says – reply to this

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Old whore needs to close her legs!!!!!!!
oxy says – reply to this

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hi!
jennifer says – reply to this

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ok….
e807 says – reply to this

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first
WTF?!? says – reply to this

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You know, she has aged well (of course with the aid of plastic sx), but I am SICK TO SHIT of seeing her sporting her cooch in her freaking ads!!! She's almost fucking 50, who wants to see her cooch?!?
Isabella says – reply to this

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oh, she looks quite revolting
FIRST fucking losers!!! says – reply to this

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And do you "first" people seriously have lives?? I DOUBT IT!!!! Why don't you go out and get one, because you're not adding anything to the conversation you freaking IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cody ALaniz says – reply to this

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I love you Perez but please, enough with the Mariah bashing. I love both Madonna and Mariah and I hope both albums do well! which I know they will
Annoyed with your diva obsesion says – reply to this

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Get a life Perez!!!
1000 says – reply to this

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HUH…your entry doesn't make sense
James says – reply to this

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Erm, that doesn't make sense? Is Mariah in the top 100 or not, you need to get your facts straight before you keep Mariah bashing Perez!!
threadtrend.com says – reply to this

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Mariah's problem is that lame video. WTF?!
lalala says – reply to this

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difference between mariah and mimi? or am i just tired??
itz hill/bill bitchezzzzzzzz says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

madonna, let them watch

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zzzzzzzzz hillary bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Vlad says – reply to this

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Madonna the best!Real Queen!
Fuck fatty Mariah!
SHITTYBEEF says – reply to this

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I SMELL HER DIRTY TWAT THROUGH THE COMPUTER….UGH
brazilianboy_NY says – reply to this

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i LOOVE both !
but …
it's the majesty !
Diana says – reply to this

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the last 2 paragraphs dont make sense
is she or isnt she?????? lol
SHITTYBEEF says – reply to this

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AH SICK HER TWAT SMELLS LIKE OLD GREASY SLOPPY JOES
carlo says – reply to this

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Wow… all I can say is congratulations to Madge!

She's managed to fool people into buying her cd!

Well. They're in for a rude awakening. That cd's gonna be one hell of an expensive coaster.
James says – reply to this

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LOVE It!

Mariah is good and Madonna is better… just deal with it. D
phyllis says – reply to this

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I'm no prude, however, I think this is a very unflattering photo of the Madonna. After all, she is a married woman with 2 children and alomost 50 years old. No wonder the marriage is on the rocks. Grow up Madonna — you're not 25 any more.
davidlerocks says – reply to this

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Igor.. can you see this? madonna sux.. fk this sh*T.

MARIAH all the way!
Chip says – reply to this

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How Did Timbaland Featuring madonna manage to go to #2?
oh dear god says – reply to this

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That picture really freaks me out. The lizard tongue, the naugahyde crotch, everything. She's fucking old.
eo says – reply to this

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Mariah's music has always been hideously awful. I'm surprised people still buy her stuff. All of it is a pathetic attempt at melody with Mariah doing runs up and down every single tracks. Heinous.
No sense says – reply to this

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Why are people breathing my air. I can't breathe now.
careen says – reply to this

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this cd is going to be huge
honey pumpkin says – reply to this

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#1s
LESION OF LOVE
CUM TAKES TIME
SOME GAY
I DON'T WANNA LIE DOWN
PEE MOTIONS
I'LL PEE THERE
SCREAM LOVER
HE ROLLS
FANNYTASY
ONE SWEET LAY
ALWAYS BE MY BOOBY
MOANEY
MY BALLS
FARTBREAKER
THANK GOD I F**KED YOU
WE FELLATE TOGETHER
DON'T FORGET ABOUT PUSS
KKK LEADS THE WAY! says – reply to this

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WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
Jackie says – reply to this

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PEREZ, CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE OFF THAT AD WITH THAT WOMAN WITH 4 BREASTS?!
ashley says – reply to this

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it's all about that cover..it's sooooooooo STRIKING!!!!!

I'M SURE THE ALBUM IS HOT!
Lays says – reply to this

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Perez…please, stop talkin' about Mariah.

How much grandmama Maddy pay for you…ah?
iter says – reply to this

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Pezis.com
Funny pictures, cool pictures and crazy pictures updated daily.
YOU INSANE MADONNA FREAK FAN GET OVER THAT OLD GRANNY DRIED UP CUNT!! says – reply to this

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YOU”RE PROBABLY JUST SITTIN ON YOUR ENORMOUS SAD TRIPLE LAYER ASS AND PRE-ORDERING A THOUSAND COPIES CUZ U HAVE NOTHING BETTER TODO WITH YOUR FAT ASS!! YOU SIT ALL DAY UPDAYING YOUR SITE WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO BUT GO MENTAL PRE-ORDERING HER WHACK CD U PSYCHO! UR SCARED MARIAH'S GONNA SELL THAT BITCH OUT!! MADONNA'S SONGLE IS SO WHACK U AINT EVEN FEELING IT U HYPOCRITE!! AND THAT FUCKING CHEAP SUNSILK COMMERCIAL IS GONNA MAKE EVERY1 HATE IT EVEN MORE!! SHES A RETIRED OLD CRUSTED UP PRUNED UP USED UP PUNANAY WHORE THE MORE U COMPARE MARIAH TO HER THE MORE I HATE U AND THIS OLD FUCKIN DISGUSTING CHICK WITH A DICK FAG HAG BORN TO BE SLUT!!!!!!!!! FUCK U PEREZ! I HOPE U NEVER GET A CHANCE TO MEET UR FRUIT BREEDING BITCH AND SUFFER WHEN HER ALBUM FLOPS LIKE UR FAT BELLY!! LEAVE MARIAH ALONE! YOUR ONLY ADDING FUEL TO THE FIRE! U SHUT UR CUM TRAP WHEN MC AND RYAN CUSSED U OUT U SCARED LYING BITCH…U GOT SLAPPED IN THE FACE RELAX UR OVER SIZED FUCKIN ASS..UR NOBODY TO THEM ANYWAYS THEY MADE U LOOK LIKE A DAMN FOOL!!! MADONNA NEEDS TO BREAK ANOTHER RIB TO SHUT UR JELLO CUM STAINED FACE UP!!
johann says – reply to this

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So…if Usher's album were coming out the same week as John Mayer's, would you make it into a big competition about who's better and who's going to come out on top? Would you falsely create a rivalry like you're doing between Mariah and Madonna? Or do you just subscribe to (and perpetuate)the theory that all women are cunts who can only compete with each other?

Thanks, Mario, for bringing things a few steps backward. As always.
jack says – reply to this

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Re: No sense – good one!
Megan says – reply to this

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God i hate madonna and her fake accent
CICCONE YOUTH says – reply to this

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SOON @ #1…
SOON @ #1…
SOON @ #1…
SOON @ #1…
SOON @ #1…
Slow night huh P? says – reply to this

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The funny thing is, even with all this bullshit Amazon positioning that no one gives a shit about anyway….Madonna's album will tank in America. She will have good first week sales, and then that will be it. The Janet Jackson effect.
STALE ALERT says – reply to this

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She seriously looks very old in this photo. What a fugly old stale hag. Nasty old botox freak slut. No one wants to see her with her legs open . At least Mariah still has a fresh strawberry.
geemeeni says – reply to this

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too bad her cooch is petrified.
Mariah Fatty says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE.
Roadwork says – reply to this

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Oh My God, This is Awesome. You go Madonna. You work very hard & you deserve all of the payoff. Keep it coming Madonna, we love. We need people creativity integrity.
Shity fart pants says – reply to this

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Aw damn I shit my pants…again =(
Eric says – reply to this

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It just goes to show you why the record industry is in the shitter, There are a whole lot of people with absoultly no taste.
JESSE says – reply to this

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Re: Jenna – TOO BAD YOUR MOM COULDN'T KEEP HERS CLOSED, THEN WE'D HAVE ONE LESS BITCH IN THE WORLD
AEGHRHRNJ says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
mary P says – reply to this

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4 minutes is growing on me..it's gonna be huge!
kittykat says – reply to this

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PEREZ!!! I was watching tv just now and on the new show Miss/Guided they spoofed you! End of theepisode a kid trying to have hair like yours was caught for having a blog!

Just thought you should know!
agstgse says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
afwfVDSFvasv says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
DDD says – reply to this

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MADONNA IS THE QUEEN/ICON OF THE WORLD!!

Mariah is just an American singer, she has a nice voice, but deff. not an icon/trend setter.
afwfvasv says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
dbaebfaeb says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
Mike says – reply to this

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Sweetness! She'll be #1 Tomorrow!
AEGHRHSDCDSRNJ says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
DALE says – reply to this

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Most of the albums are being sold to hilton.
bdg says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
GERAINT!! says – reply to this

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Stop hating on mariah!!

She is an incredible singer.

Im sure both mariah and madonna will do well.

So…

BE-FUCKING-HAVE

Also welldone for easing up on Brit, the last thing she needs is people dragging her down when she is on the road to recovery,

so Thanks :]

xxxx
FVDBGFD says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
fefve says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
Shity fart pants says – reply to this

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Aw damn I shit my pants….again =(
afwvszc fvasv says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
Philip loves Mariah says – reply to this

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Perez what do you know about sales????? That's one freakin website you idiot! Watch Mariah kick Madonnas ass in the final showdown and then we'll see whos laughing
bvasdg says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
Martin R says – reply to this

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Stop kssing madonna's ass!
MARIAH SUCKS says – reply to this

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Re: Eric – THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH NO TASTE ARE THE LOSERS BUYING WHORIAHS CD, YOU FUCKERS BITCH ABOUT HOW MADONNA IS NOT 25 ANYMORE AND SHOULD DRESS HER AGE, WELL MARIAH IS NOT 16 ANYMORE, SHE NEEDS TO DRESS MORE HER AGE AS WELL. AND MAYBE TRY TO WRITE SONGS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A 40 YEAR OLD SINCE THATS WHAT SHE IS
//124// says – reply to this

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MANdonna's CD is sure to flop. Really. I'm warning all of you pathetic MANdonna fans NOW before you jump off a bridge for your queen of botox
avawvccZSsabvsa says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
So in addition to spelling, math is also an issue says – reply to this

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So let me get this straight dumb ass….Madge was 18 yesterday and 2 today. Mariah wasn't even in the top 100 yesterday, but today is #40? So Mariah had a 60 point jump in one day compared to Madge's 16 point jump and you are worried about her sales? No wonder you are a gossip blogger, cause you are too fucking stupid to be anything else. You're just pissed cause Mariah called your fat ass out.
bvasdgc A says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
matt says – reply to this

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oh get over it! R we honestly going to get an update on everything this old hag does?! I mean, seriously!!
AEGHRHSDCc DSRNJ says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
BRITNEYFREAK says – reply to this

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Velvita is almost #1, what else? Did u see the spoof LINDSAY LOPEZ? DEAD RINGER, they should have went bigger though.
AVRIL IS GOD says – reply to this

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Avril will destroy this old hag with her spitting power and a swift kick to the box!
DRB says – reply to this

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Mariah's fans will buy it in stores as soon as it is on shelves so why bother pre-ordering
afwfVDSFvasvxv says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
dbaebf zxaeb says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
sZDSRNJ says – reply to this

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HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
jeffrey says – reply to this

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Madonna Sucks her 50 yr old ass triying to go hip-hop WTF id that the albu m is going to flop
MANDONNA says – reply to this

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4 MINUTES TO CHANGE MY SHITTY DEPENDS AND APPLY ON BOTOX
Stacey says – reply to this

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Mariah has two different editions of her album to pre-order, Madonna only has one (unless you wanna pay over $40 for the imported Madonna CD). Perhaps the sales are split between the two.
MANDONNA says – reply to this

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where is my pack of depends? i've shitted all over myself again damnnit!
ross says – reply to this

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go madge!!!!!
the one and only!!!!!!!!
THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!
Jason says – reply to this

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Amazing Madonna!! 26 Years on top!!!
Rhonda C says – reply to this

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Tomorrow i will reveal the name and website of the gay HIV+ prostitute that Mario paid for (at least a couple dozen times) in 2007
fabulousmoolah says – reply to this

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Is that all you can do Perez, get Madonna to beat Mariah on amazon pre-orders!
What about radio: Mariah wipes the floor with Whoerdonna
Billboard:Mariah wipes the floore with Whoredonna once again
Sexiness: Need I go on?
Veronica says – reply to this

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Perez should post the new Macy's commercial featuring Mariah and Santana. MTV news has it released on it's website It's a whole heck of a lot better than this Hard Candy cover that keeps getting posted.
DALE says – reply to this

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Madonna's new single, should have been called 4 minutes of boredom.
So what!? says – reply to this

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Whoop-dee-do! Only gay guys could give a shit. Who, by the way, is her only audience these days.
run says – reply to this

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Re: Slow night huh P? – LOL, even the haters are now making up excuses for why shes being sucessful, even admiting to first week good sales.
janet jackson says – reply to this

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Who the fuck cares?
charts says – reply to this

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Re: //124// – To late your prediciton is wrong, its already a hit.
Re: says – reply to this

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who cares about this old fart. of course most of her fans are preordering alot online! most are old and DO NOT have a LIFE!
towa says – reply to this

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going to order my copy NOW
GO MADGE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO