Madonna Almost at #1
Filed under: Madonna > Music Minute > Mariah Carey
Talk about a quick jump!
Yesterday we mentioned that Madonna's new album, Hard Candy, was #18 on the Amazon best sellers list for CDs, and it isn't even out ’til April 29th.
Well, today the album is at #2!!!!
So awesome!
Mimi managed to move up as well. She's currently at #40, but still a far distance from her Madjesty.
E=MC2 is out BEFORE Madonna's record (on April 15th), so we're a bit worried about her sales. Hey, at least she's on the list now. Yesterday, Mariah wasn't even on Amazon's top 100!
Posted: March 20, 2008 at 8:35 pm
fIRST!!!
mads
first!! yay
thats cause mooriah sucks!!!!! go madge
Old whore needs to close her legs!!!!!!!
hi!
ok….
first
You know, she has aged well (of course with the aid of plastic sx), but I am SICK TO SHIT of seeing her sporting her cooch in her freaking ads!!! She's almost fucking 50, who wants to see her cooch?!?
oh, she looks quite revolting
And do you "first" people seriously have lives?? I DOUBT IT!!!! Why don't you go out and get one, because you're not adding anything to the conversation you freaking IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you Perez but please, enough with the Mariah bashing. I love both Madonna and Mariah and I hope both albums do well! which I know they will
Get a life Perez!!!
HUH…your entry doesn't make sense
Erm, that doesn't make sense? Is Mariah in the top 100 or not, you need to get your facts straight before you keep Mariah bashing Perez!!
Mariah's problem is that lame video. WTF?!
difference between mariah and mimi? or am i just tired??
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madonna, let them watch
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Madonna the best!Real Queen!
Fuck fatty Mariah!
I SMELL HER DIRTY TWAT THROUGH THE COMPUTER….UGH
i LOOVE both !
but …
it's the majesty !
the last 2 paragraphs dont make sense
is she or isnt she?????? lol
AH SICK HER TWAT SMELLS LIKE OLD GREASY SLOPPY JOES
Wow… all I can say is congratulations to Madge!
She's managed to fool people into buying her cd!
Well. They're in for a rude awakening. That cd's gonna be one hell of an expensive coaster.
LOVE It!
Mariah is good and Madonna is better… just deal with it.
D
I'm no prude, however, I think this is a very unflattering photo of the Madonna. After all, she is a married woman with 2 children and alomost 50 years old. No wonder the marriage is on the rocks. Grow up Madonna — you're not 25 any more.
Igor.. can you see this? madonna sux.. fk this sh*T.
MARIAH all the way!
How Did Timbaland Featuring madonna manage to go to #2?
That picture really freaks me out. The lizard tongue, the naugahyde crotch, everything. She's fucking old.
Mariah's music has always been hideously awful. I'm surprised people still buy her stuff. All of it is a pathetic attempt at melody with Mariah doing runs up and down every single tracks. Heinous.
Why are people breathing my air. I can't breathe now.
this cd is going to be huge
#1s
LESION OF LOVE
CUM TAKES TIME
SOME GAY
I DON'T WANNA LIE DOWN
PEE MOTIONS
I'LL PEE THERE
SCREAM LOVER
HE ROLLS
FANNYTASY
ONE SWEET LAY
ALWAYS BE MY BOOBY
MOANEY
MY BALLS
FARTBREAKER
THANK GOD I F**KED YOU
WE FELLATE TOGETHER
DON'T FORGET ABOUT PUSS
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
PEREZ, CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE OFF THAT AD WITH THAT WOMAN WITH 4 BREASTS?!
it's all about that cover..it's sooooooooo STRIKING!!!!!
I'M SURE THE ALBUM IS HOT!
Perez…please, stop talkin' about Mariah.
How much grandmama Maddy pay for you…ah?
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YOU”RE PROBABLY JUST SITTIN ON YOUR ENORMOUS SAD TRIPLE LAYER ASS AND PRE-ORDERING A THOUSAND COPIES CUZ U HAVE NOTHING BETTER TODO WITH YOUR FAT ASS!! YOU SIT ALL DAY UPDAYING YOUR SITE WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO BUT GO MENTAL PRE-ORDERING HER WHACK CD U PSYCHO! UR SCARED MARIAH'S GONNA SELL THAT BITCH OUT!! MADONNA'S SONGLE IS SO WHACK U AINT EVEN FEELING IT U HYPOCRITE!! AND THAT FUCKING CHEAP SUNSILK COMMERCIAL IS GONNA MAKE EVERY1 HATE IT EVEN MORE!! SHES A RETIRED OLD CRUSTED UP PRUNED UP USED UP PUNANAY WHORE THE MORE U COMPARE MARIAH TO HER THE MORE I HATE U AND THIS OLD FUCKIN DISGUSTING CHICK WITH A DICK FAG HAG BORN TO BE SLUT!!!!!!!!! FUCK U PEREZ! I HOPE U NEVER GET A CHANCE TO MEET UR FRUIT BREEDING BITCH AND SUFFER WHEN HER ALBUM FLOPS LIKE UR FAT BELLY!! LEAVE MARIAH ALONE! YOUR ONLY ADDING FUEL TO THE FIRE! U SHUT UR CUM TRAP WHEN MC AND RYAN CUSSED U OUT U SCARED LYING BITCH…U GOT SLAPPED IN THE FACE RELAX UR OVER SIZED FUCKIN ASS..UR NOBODY TO THEM ANYWAYS THEY MADE U LOOK LIKE A DAMN FOOL!!! MADONNA NEEDS TO BREAK ANOTHER RIB TO SHUT UR JELLO CUM STAINED FACE UP!!
So…if Usher's album were coming out the same week as John Mayer's, would you make it into a big competition about who's better and who's going to come out on top? Would you falsely create a rivalry like you're doing between Mariah and Madonna? Or do you just subscribe to (and perpetuate)the theory that all women are cunts who can only compete with each other?
Thanks, Mario, for bringing things a few steps backward. As always.
Re: No sense – good one!
God i hate madonna and her fake accent
SOON @ #1…
SOON @ #1…
SOON @ #1…
SOON @ #1…
SOON @ #1…
The funny thing is, even with all this bullshit Amazon positioning that no one gives a shit about anyway….Madonna's album will tank in America. She will have good first week sales, and then that will be it. The Janet Jackson effect.
She seriously looks very old in this photo. What a fugly old stale hag. Nasty old botox freak slut. No one wants to see her with her legs open . At least Mariah still has a fresh strawberry.
too bad her cooch is petrified.
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE.
Oh My God, This is Awesome. You go Madonna. You work very hard & you deserve all of the payoff. Keep it coming Madonna, we love. We need people creativity integrity.
Aw damn I shit my pants…again =(
It just goes to show you why the record industry is in the shitter, There are a whole lot of people with absoultly no taste.
Re: Jenna – TOO BAD YOUR MOM COULDN'T KEEP HERS CLOSED, THEN WE'D HAVE ONE LESS BITCH IN THE WORLD
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
4 minutes is growing on me..it's gonna be huge!
PEREZ!!! I was watching tv just now and on the new show Miss/Guided they spoofed you! End of theepisode a kid trying to have hair like yours was caught for having a blog!
Just thought you should know!
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
MADONNA IS THE QUEEN/ICON OF THE WORLD!!
Mariah is just an American singer, she has a nice voice, but deff. not an icon/trend setter.
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
Sweetness! She'll be #1 Tomorrow!
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
Most of the albums are being sold to hilton.
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
Stop hating on mariah!!
She is an incredible singer.
Im sure both mariah and madonna will do well.
So…
BE-FUCKING-HAVE
Also welldone for easing up on Brit, the last thing she needs is people dragging her down when she is on the road to recovery,
so Thanks :]
xxxx
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
Aw damn I shit my pants….again =(
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
Perez what do you know about sales????? That's one freakin website you idiot! Watch Mariah kick Madonnas ass in the final showdown and then we'll see whos laughing
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
Stop kssing madonna's ass!
Re: Eric – THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH NO TASTE ARE THE LOSERS BUYING WHORIAHS CD, YOU FUCKERS BITCH ABOUT HOW MADONNA IS NOT 25 ANYMORE AND SHOULD DRESS HER AGE, WELL MARIAH IS NOT 16 ANYMORE, SHE NEEDS TO DRESS MORE HER AGE AS WELL. AND MAYBE TRY TO WRITE SONGS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A 40 YEAR OLD SINCE THATS WHAT SHE IS
MANdonna's CD is sure to flop. Really. I'm warning all of you pathetic MANdonna fans NOW before you jump off a bridge for your queen of botox
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
So let me get this straight dumb ass….Madge was 18 yesterday and 2 today. Mariah wasn't even in the top 100 yesterday, but today is #40? So Mariah had a 60 point jump in one day compared to Madge's 16 point jump and you are worried about her sales? No wonder you are a gossip blogger, cause you are too fucking stupid to be anything else. You're just pissed cause Mariah called your fat ass out.
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
oh get over it! R we honestly going to get an update on everything this old hag does?! I mean, seriously!!
HI, MY NAME IS MARIAH FATTY. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN UGLY AND FAT WHORE. I SELL MY SINGLE FOR ONLY 0.49 SO THAT I CAN HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER ONE.
Velvita is almost #1, what else? Did u see the spoof LINDSAY LOPEZ? DEAD RINGER, they should have went bigger though.
Avril will destroy this old hag with her spitting power and a swift kick to the box!