Milking Her Own Cow
Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker
Ahh…the things celebs do to promote their movies!
Seems like even SJPeePee will resort to some funny business to get our asses into the movie theater.
Remember that 'Unsexiest Woman Alive' poll that Maxim did last October? The one that placed SJP at the top of the list?
Well, looks like PeePee's peeps are using that poll result to get her some free press in this important time period before the Sex and the City movie release.
Here's the set up:
PeePee goes in for a scheduled media interview.
She blows up when the interviewer asks her about the Maxim poll.
Other media sources pick up the story that SJP 'lost' it when she was asked about the Maxim poll.
Yay! She just scored free press!
Case in point. This week, PeePee was interviewed by the British mag Grazia.
Here's how she responded to the OLD Maxim poll:
"Do I have fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest woman in the world? Wow! It's kind of shocking when men… It's so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger, so it was surprising to me that more people didn't talk about the providence of it, that it's coming from these men. […] It's condemnation, it's insane. I guess you can't please all people. But I played a lot of parts, women that are really interesting and attractive to me. Obviously someone thinks I'm palatable to some degree."
Her 'anger' was then reported by media outlets worldwide.
Funny thing is PeePee's publicist was sending out her Grazia magazine 'outburst' to people around town.
Gotta give her people props for squeezing all they can outta the 'outburst'. Ha.
As we sit here typing this post we accept that we've also been sucked into SJP's whoring game.
Slut!
We just received a comment from SJP's publicist. Here's what she had to say:
"I will look into it but I am sure you would want to report accurate information and not repeat inaccurate info. I have never spoken with anyone about the issue you are refering to and most certainly have not contacted anyone to proliferate it."
[Image via WENN.]
She is so FUGLY!
Her husband Matthew Broderick is queer!
PEREZ IS FAT
I WANT TO SEE BRAD PITT FUCK ADAM LEVINE'S ASS, THEN I WANNA LICK BRAD'S COCK RIGHT AFTERWORDS, AND SUCK BRAD'S CUM OUT OF ADAM'S CREAMY HOLE…MMMM YUMMY!!!
I WANT TO SEE BRAD PITT FUCK ADAM LEVINE'S ASS, THEN I WANNA LICK BRAD'S COCK RIGHT AFTERWORDS, AND SUCK BRAD'S CUM OUT OF ADAM'S CREAMY HOLE…MMMM YUMMY!!!
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God, she's disguisting!!! I CANNOT even stand to look @ her. She really is the world's most unattractive person.
second! she didnt need make up in hocus pocus cuz she already looks like a witch!
She looks so beautiful…How old is she?? 25??
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HAHAHA! Naw, homegirl looks aight.
she looks hideous in that pic….could she look any older?
She really isn't an attractive girl in the face. However, I wouldn't really call her UGLY either.
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
SJP is FANTASTIC and good for her for not being apologetic for breaking the grotesque mold of the so called "ideal" woman.
A cow indeed!
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FIRST!!! I love SJP!!!
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poor Matt, I thought he was gay anyway. Get some hay for the horsie! reeheehee. The Amazing Mrs. Parker…
PICK A SIDE…either we make fun of people who have the emotions botoxed out of them or we make fun of people who decide to grow older the natural way!!!
Never found SJP attractive. Even 20 years ago she looked homely. She'd be great cast as the bad witch in the next version of Wizard of Oz.
She looks like a transvestite!
Can't believe you didn't draw a witches hat on that picture, Perez.
OINK
OINK
The correct word is provenance - NOT providence.
dangggg she looks so freakin oldd!
DOOD! This came out like yesterday morning. You're slippin', Perez.
perez are u not tired of calling women slut or whores!! u such a low life sometines!
I WISH SHE WOULD EAT A COW!
Perez Hilton obviously twisted this story to make SJP sound like a bitch. Wouldnt you be angry if someone made a list of ugliest people alive and put you on the top.
This story by perez is garbage. He is officially a bad journalist/ fag
Good for her, whore it up I say! Either way, she gets paid!!
she is deluded, she think the reason men say she isn't attractive is cause its anger and hate but it aint!! the reason is its called personal preferance we straight guys don't like your looks, deal with it! stupid! you got a husband so who cares! if he think you are attractive then be happy. not all straight guys like fake boobs. girls like kelly brook have real boobs and we like her. so fake boobs got nothing to do with it! like perez is saying she is using this to promote her crappy film "sluts in the city"
Sarah Jessica Parker is amazing and it is fantastic that she doesn't mind that she is getting older. I love her and everything she represents.
Stop being a hater! She is beautiful in a unique way.
Her husband is gay!
Hey Perez - What exactly offends you about a media whore again? That's different from you … how? Besides, at least SJP is slim enough to fit into couture. Jealous?
Please! You people - you complain at impossible and plastic standards of beauty, and then you complain when sometime doesn't live up to those standards … this is why the public is so often referred to as sheep.
Besides, I'd be willing to bet that most of you doing the complaining aren't much to look at - at best.
Her husband is taking it up the butt from another guy!
feed this horse some sugar lumps. i feel sorry for the guy that has to ride this horse!! yuck she looks like a witch!! maxim was 100% right. she is no oil painting more like an oil slick sick
I like Sarah Jessica and I love the way she dresses!
Perez, do you really have to leave such hateful comments about people who are just trying to live their lives. Is there any chance you are lashing out at how ugly you are, and maybe that your father and mother neglected and beat you (I know they definitely fed you though, you fat bastard)
That's bullshit Perez! I alsolutly adored her on Sex and the City, she was darling, whitty, and fun. I admire how natural and comfortable she is in her own skin. She's real and doesn't need fluff to make her look talented! I usually agree with you most of the time, but you're dead wrong on this.
I really like her. I think she has a great personality and she seems like a great wife and mother.
She has amazing glowing eyes. Yes, her face is a very angular and long, so I agree, it looks like a horse with pretty eyes, but I think she's lovely, sexy and has the "je ne sais quoi" factor that makes her really interesting to watch.
she was always a buttaface.
sex in the city with that?
maybe somewhere wayyyy out in the country
HA UGLY ASS HAG
BIG LIPS ARE BEAUTIFUL [ NO ONE WANTS THIN WRINKELY PRUNE LIPS LIKE HERS]
THIN ASS SKIN
OHH DONT TAKE PICS OF ME STAY AWAY FROM ME DONT ASK ME QUESTIONS, DONT ASK ABOUT MY PRIVATE LIFE [ FUCKING COW YOU JUST USED THE PAPS TO PROMOTE YOUR MOVIE YET WE CAN'T ASK ABOUT YOU OR TAKE PICS??? ]
FUCKING HYPOCRITE
FYI
NO ON FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE LOLOLLOLLOL SHE IS SO DAMN UGLY LIKE A FUGLY WHICH WITH THAT WORT ON HER FACE
Re: ANDY27 – Get behind thee Satan.
BACK OFF SJP! SHE MAY NOT BE 20, BUT SHE LOOKS GREAT. I AM TIRED OF MEN & HOLLYWOOD DIPICTING WHAT WOMEM SHOULD BE!
AND FOR ALL YOU CRITICS ON HERE, WHAT HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED…TURNING ON A COMPUTER FOR A FAT PINK HEADED MAN TO TELL YOU WHAT TO THINK!
i think the poll carried is absolutely disgusting. who's to say whats attractive and whats not? SJP is obviously a nice, decent intelligent person. then you look at jordan or posh spice or jodie marsh - disgusting, money hungry whores. if you don't like sex and the city - don't fucking watch it. she's only doing her job. imagine how hurtful it must be for some asshole to decide you (an individual) are less pleasing to look at then another person. there are NO comparisons. if anyone from the "magazine" reads this - maybe you could spend your time more wisely and write an article that expands peoples interests instead of encouraging narrow minded vindictiveness.
I love her. I think she has a lot of class!
so she's out promoing SATC movie, what do you expect?
she looks like she diets way too much if her hands are anything to go by
she is so right, it's probaby the same men who are so threatened by hillary. i am actually a big boobed blond chic theoretically unaffectd by this kind of talk and i find it deplorable
Eeew nasty
I agree with Sarah Jessica. The maxim poll is ridiculous.
She's gorgeous, maybe not typical beauty but that's what makes her amazing.
Love her! Will totally go see the movie, outburst or not.
She seems like a nice person. I would love to have her as a friend.
She has always been beautiful. Way more attractive then most of these other hollywood skanks.
ALSO:
perez - i dont know if you know this but the Irish Independent ran an article on you about 2 weeks ago and printed (these exact words) perez hilton is a man who if lost weight would be midly attractive and could probably become an average actor if he bothered. how does that make you feel?? you aren't even half as successful as SJP.
First I love her and I totally agree with what she said! TOTALLY AGREE!!!! Perez u are way off base here I found that poll insulating and shows exactly how superficial or society is!
She resembles Cloris Leachman, but way uglier!!!!!!!!!!!
wow, it's so sad how you feed into misogyny perez. you should understand as a persecuted group how everything SJP said is true and in no way "angry." She is pointing out how she doesn't fit the feminine beauty ideal and that the culture of patriarchy socially sanctions her for that. Her publicist sending this message out, is absolutely not about publicizing her movie any way possible. It's about sending the message that women shouldn't let their beauty by defined by men.
Honestly it makes me sad to see such an uneducated and poorly thought out post. Go back to school Perez! Learn some reading comprehension for the love dick.
she's almost as ugly as Madonna!
I so agree with Sarah Jessica Parker. If her own people sent it out, it was a courageous thing to do, and I certainly hope it raises or dispels some of the paper thin, shallow value systems that many understandably and thus deservedly unhappy people seem to be walking around with. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder still; and if her purpose was to raise awareness of the lack of substance and even unecessary cruelty of such an unsubstantiated 'poll', then it's 'mission accomplished', IMHO, and I hold her in even higher esteem as a result.
I love SJP, she has that quirky prettiness to her
This is absolutely rediculous. She is absolutely right to not apologize for some stupid men's magazine's fantasy about what an 'ideal' woman should look like. She is beautiful. Looking like every other botoxed woman in Hollywood is NOT a good thing. SJP is charming and unique looking. I can't believe you would write that Perez.
All of you loosers need to get a life! You are probably all very, very FUGLY and miserable!
if you watch sex and the city…..how can you not find her adorable?? I love her.
RhondaC, you are an ugly skank!
I like her. So what if she looks old. she is getting older. she cant stay young forever and neither can anyone else. i respect her for letting herself age naturally. And if thats what a "granny" looks like, I'd say she's a pretty hott granny.
she's amazing. the end.
SJP has always been ugly…she is a decent actress and a lucky one! SHE KNOWS THAT SHE IS UGLY AND IF YOU THINK SHE'S NOT….YOU ARE JUST UGLY TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you dont wanna look at her , close your fuckin eyes, and like all these guys who say they wouldnt sleep with her, as if they would have the opportunity too! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TINAS DOING? SHE OFF RECORDING HERSELF TALKING ABOUT DAVID ARCHULETA?
Something like this really pisses me off…. First of all I highly doubt SJP would say something like that for the press… That movie is already so hyped up from the hugely successful show that it doesn't need anymore promoting… she was just stating something that is true b/c apparently these men magazines have a very limited view on what a sexy woman looks like… If you have ever seen SJP in any episode on Sex & and the City you would see she has more sex appeal then any woman on TV. I think people are so narrow minded… sexiness is not only the girl with the collagen lips, big boobs and 0 waist… She is unique and beautiful and an amazing actress!
I love SJP. I think she is a beautiful and caring woman. This may not be the best picture of her but she is NATURAL. She hasn't had work done. Can't the REAL people in the world catch a break? How many of you out there have had a bad photo taken? It's easy when you can delete them from your own camera. Give her a break. She's perfect the way she is.
Wait, what outburst? What she said was absolutely true. Who cares what Maxim has to say about who's sexy and who isn't? Sexy can take almost any form. I'm not even a Sarah Jessica fan, but I have to hand it to her. She's right!
There's nothing wrong with being OLD, a GRANNY and other nasty names being thrown out to women who are older. And big props to SJJ for not bowing down to the industry that demands perfection. SHe may not be as beautiful as some may think…but there are a lot of gorgeous people out here in this world who are only gorgeous on the surface.
And Andy27 - You have a lot of wants but you are beating a dead horse..so to speak. Plus you hurt my puritan sensiblilities..
i think sjp is beautiful in her own way, and that's the way that is most important in this world. not everyone is going to look like a perfect movie star, and when they don't they get plastic surgery.
why are fucking calling her a whore, perez? because she was hurt that she was named unsexiest woman? can't say i blame her, i'd be fucking crushed. good for her for sticking up for herself. it's terrible that a title like that even exists.
Wow! I wonder how many of you would enjoy being judged by your looks? Easy to point a finger and point out perceived flaws when you are hiding behind your computer monitor! As for Perez, its obvious he hates SJP, and I want to know…why is that important? I'd rather hear about a scoop on the movie or something else rather than this bitter, hateful gossip. Perez, you really are an asshole sometimes.
all i can say, is that her performance in the movie L.A. Story, as the ditzy sales assistant, is to this day, one of the cutest sexiest i've ever seen on film…the character is a traditional 'dumb blonde ditz' i suppose..but at the same time is very cute, sweet and wow….just look at her…un BELIEVE ably hot…..
now, this movie was created back in…what..1990?…something like