Mushy's New Job

Filed under: Mischa Barton

Available now at a dollar store in Brooklyn!

Mischa Fartone hawking some fancy panties produced in some third world country.

We're pretty sure it's photoshopped and they did it without her approval, but….

This is totally where her career is headed!

Posted: Mar 20, 2008 at 2:57 pm / Email this »

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shahster says – reply to this

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first
Madi says – reply to this

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Slut;
First!
afdsfa says – reply to this

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first!!!
Miriam says – reply to this

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60th!!! Yay! I am SOMEONE by having a rank on the Perez blog!!!
Rammy says – reply to this

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Mischa panties…JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED!!!
ScarScar says – reply to this

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Oh, my poor Mischa….
jenny says – reply to this

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icky icky poo.
and first?
kikki says – reply to this

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ugh..why we have to see it
frog of zebrithofan says – reply to this

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WOT
Amy says – reply to this

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Jennifer Lopez's babies are FUGLY like their queer father Marc Anthony!
HAHAAH says – reply to this

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i love this.
so funny
ahhahaha
kay says – reply to this

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I LOVE MISCHA BARTON. she is gorgeous, WAS talented on the OC.. the whole reason why that show ended was because she left. fuck. she's super cute, stop bashing.
Candy says – reply to this

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Those look like some comfortable panties for me to wear to sleep in me snuggly bed
lalala says – reply to this

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"produced in some third world country"?

nice tone you dick, perez.
suzie says – reply to this

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ahahahahahahahhhh omg.
XDD
huh? says – reply to this

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hahahahaha, that's some funnie shit
alex says – reply to this

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mishca bartin is skinnier than that!
diane says – reply to this

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Just saw the pictures of the Lopez babies. They are ugly.
xuszerep says – reply to this

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Someone in the third world is about to get sued.
dkthgsjkg says – reply to this

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ahaha…oh my, poor girl..
Wasn't she in THE SIXTH SENSE? says – reply to this

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what a waste of opportunity.
adrn says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Joe Blow says – reply to this

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Of course its photoshopped - those boobs are too big to be bisha farton's tiny teets. HA HA HA HA!!!!
Brucie says – reply to this

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I just read that Jennifer Lopez's husband is queer!
Charlotte says – reply to this

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i SO agree with #14, this is so disappointing coming from you Perez

( Mischa is the best :p)
Elle says – reply to this

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Yeah, Mischa's boobs are WAAAYYY smaller than that.
emjayy says – reply to this

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that is soooo photoshopped its not even funny
Piers says – reply to this

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This is so painfully photoshopped.
KKK says – reply to this

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WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
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WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
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adasfd\gfdgbrf\d says – reply to this

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In her defense she's just spent the last two years filming so many different projects and has just had two really successful films in the form of St Trinian's and Closing the Ring. She has at least another three to four releases due out this year so I think the term 'part time actress' is most definitely outdated.
Blair says – reply to this

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YES! CLAIRE! You finally sent it in!
Rochelle says – reply to this

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Damn, she has sunk so low!! Bitch is destined to become a porn actress.
Kissy says – reply to this

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Wasn't she an actress a long time ago? lol She was never a good actress or as stunning as the press made her out to be, it only makes sense that she's headed down the nude-modelling-porn route. C'mon, let's face it, she was never destined to be Julia Roberts!!!
mare says – reply to this

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much love to mishchaaa
she is so much better than that
Mel says – reply to this

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You know…whenever I see her…..I still picture her puking in Haley Joel Osment's tent in The Sixth Sense….
Anon says – reply to this

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Glad you featured her, Perez. Here's a perfect example. She was a fairly good young actress.She got some really sweet deals for modelling. Then she landed a popular series. But she was crazy, nasty. She wanted to be in with the fast crowd. SO high school! Going around with a pig like Brandon Davis, then Cisco Adler…and it was all about drugs. Mischa's undoing is drugs and alcohol. Now, her sister is addicted, Mischa is estranged from her parents, she treats her mother like shit. I was in a store one time in LA and she was talking to her mother with a filthy mouth and ridiculing her. The mother was embarrassed but she didn't say anything back. Nothing. Misha is an asshole. She had it all going on and she fucked it up. And after all was said and done, she couldn't hang out with PAris, Nicole and Lindsay…back in the day, bcz they didn't even want her. They threw her out like used kleenex. Now she can't get an acting job and she can't get a decent modeling job. She is finished. And she isn't even thirty. All her $$$ went for drugs. Bitch. One of these days we will read a headine about her and a lot of people will be surprised, but not you. You called this one Perez. She thinks she's all that…but she is crap.
Berty says – reply to this

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Thats SO her head pasted on another body - lawsuit!!!
elizabeth says – reply to this

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where in brooklyn?!?!??!?!?! i'm about to pop by my local 99 cents and up (and down) store to see if i can score me some high-end mischa "endorsed" panties.
paige says – reply to this

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i dont get what the big fuss over her is. shes fugly!
>. says – reply to this

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HILARIOUS
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Whether it is her or not, being on some (or any!) underwear box it's not a good sign.
Jesse says – reply to this

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LOOOOOL thats funny but I dont have a problem with her
Gypsytrill says – reply to this

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Perezito, what were YOU doing buying cheap panties in a dollar store? Hmmmm????
reality_check says – reply to this

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it's absolutely photo-shopped. no way is that mushy. for starters, that chick actually has boobs and isn't disgustingly skeletal. mushy should beg for that girl's body to be used in all her future advertisements
Lyssa says – reply to this

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i love mischa barton. i truely adore her. i still love u perez but leave her alone.
whats your beef with her anyway?
did she do something personal to u?
24 says – reply to this

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ugh why brooklyn?! sad. so sad.
joan says – reply to this

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PRODUCED IN SOME THIRD WORLD COUNTRY????????? ouch that hurts mr. perezhilton. i am from the philippines and yes we are ONE OF THOSE THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES but hey millions of people from THESE THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES loves your blog site, reading your yada yada yada and i must admit that visiting your site is part of my daily routine for the past 2 years. i know (i hope) you didnt mean to insult us or whatever but please be careful next time with your words.
mayra says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHEHEHEHE She's not even a real celebrity.
k says – reply to this

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what the?? i thought she was famous, what is she doing naked on a 99cents pair of undies?? wow someone is hurting for money. i wouldnt even do what she did and i am broke! hah
aimee says – reply to this

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totally agree with comment #14..
andrea says – reply to this

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Re: KKK – FUCK YOU IDIOT. YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE RACE! HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A CAR.
john dixon says – reply to this

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Stop hating on Mischa so much, it's getting old. What the fuck did she ever do to you?!
Delilah says – reply to this

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I HAVE those. Those panties are in every dollar store on long island. No one can be sued, I'm sure she was paid for that modeling job before she made it on the OC.
Prez, Read This says – reply to this

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You remember that picture you showed with the pervy director/producer(?) feeling her up? YOU know she did him. That girl is so "old' Hollywood.

I'm voting Hillary.
smad says – reply to this

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shut uppppppppppppppppppp!
mischa rockssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!
mischafan says – reply to this

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she is sexy!!!
Combat Lynn says – reply to this

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thats obviously not her body….theres not enough visible bones
emma says – reply to this

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photoshopped…
funky munky says – reply to this

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FUCK OFF YOU FAT FUCKING FAG. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO BILIOUS ABOUT

EVERYBODY WHO ISN'T A PRETTY GAY BOY OR A GAY ICON. YOU REALLY REALLY

PISS ME OFF.
ajk says – reply to this

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why do you dig on her? who are you to judge? do i sense a bit of jealousy?
latina says – reply to this

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Re: Charlotte – i agree with that too… so wrong perez…
que decepcion!!
Amanda says – reply to this

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lmao
TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this

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Those are some thick ass granny panties! I doubt if Mushy would be hawking them. She's more thong type.
l says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Nicole says – reply to this

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DON'T DISS BROOKLYN!
nana says – reply to this

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ay perez por favor
pais tercermundista?
uy que gringos somos, falta que américa sea únicamente estados unidos y americanos los que viven en el
daah
BK ALL DAY says – reply to this

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why you hating on brooklyn, bitch?
gabry says – reply to this

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the size of her head doesn't even match the body, haha.
solofem says – reply to this

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i love mischa… I generally wouldnt bother to write anything on these posts but I think Mischa held the OC together, she hasn't done anything to deserve to be slagged (like so many other dopey celebrities) she is completely stunning, and the only reason people seem to hate her is for that very reason.
I really think she brings a breath of fresh air to the celebrity world, she glows with positivity and talent.
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