Skewering Spears
Filed under: Britney Spears
Britney got the South Park treatment on last night's episode.
It's quite funny and….shocking!
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Re: junjun –
I think that a sociopathic whores like you need to die. The world would be much better without cunts like you running around. Britney has dedicated her life to trying to entertain douches like you, so you should give her a break. The girl clearly has some mental health issues that she's working through. It's not her fault she was born with a mental illness. Get a grip and seek some therapy for yourself, you jealous self righteous bitch.
So matt and trey are closet britney fan boys … ooh so didn't see that coming.
What a retarded episode of what used to be a great show.
Suxs to be you
that one went right over your head Perez
That's too much. Too close to how reality could be.
That is actually not funny in the slightest, imagine the day her kids see something like that how are they going to feel?
Funny for the first minute and then they took it too far…I would never have watched it had I known where it was headed. No pun intended.
omggg.. thats shocking. that will happen if they dont fucking leave her alone!!!!
Re: Walky – yeah? lets make an episode about u! freak!
omg this is horrible they shoudn't show that on TV depression and other personality disorders aren't a joke. why in the hell would you put this on you site? You ass you're a pathetic excuse for a person.
Re: Jess – Right back at ya!
this wasn't really skewereing britney as much as it was the stupid paps and people like perez who make a fortune ridiculing and marking her every move!
Re: Courtney –
Are you stoopid?
They were basically saying that even if Britney did blow her own head off all anyone would talk about was her camel toe and stuff.
In their own weird way they were actually sticking up for her
SICK & SO STUPID
oookay…for everyone sitting here saying that is was too far and bad and how dare they put that on tv and everything… just shut up for 2 fuckin seconds pls. I admit ya i get wrapped up celebrity gossip just like the next person but DAMN you guys… if you actually got the fuck off this site to watch the WHOLE episode and not some 6 min. clip perezhilton posts.. you too would see they weren't saying a bad thing about her…and anything that WAS bad about her was to shut US to evil we can be.
Re: amanda – Were you fans all watching the same show? I saw Britney pissing in the woods with her face blurred out to protect the children. I saw Britney recording a track when all she could do was croak and her fans and management going wild over it. I saw Britney on stage supposedly singing when she had no head and her fans loved it. I saw her fans screaming for her to cut another CD when she had no head. You better rewatch that show, it wasn't kind to Britney or you fans. Didn't you catch the part about how she was put on a pedestal and inflated by you fans so that she could be sacrificed in the end? How the fans didn't care that she had no head, they just wanted more from her?
THAT IS SICK!!!!AND NOT FUNNY PEREZ. YEA IT MIGHT BE TO YOU BUT NOT TO PEOPLE WHO'S FAMILY MEMBER COMMITED SUICIDE THE SAME WAY. AND TO TO HAVE SEEN THAT IS SO HEARTBREAKING AND HURT SO MUCH. I HOPE BRITNEY OR ANYONE ELSE DOES THAT TO THEMSELF.
This was disgusting. And South Park, really? I mean, this shit has been on so long it is trying so hard to still be relevant. Who the hell cares about South Park? Stoners and 12 year-old boys, that's ALL. Nice message sure, but you went about it in the most revolting way. Making fun of a celebrity commiting suicide - super tacky. Especially when the celebrity has been going through some serious issues.
The whole Britney issue is so overdone it would have been relevant to LEAVE IT ALONE altogether. She's a fucking real person trying to get better. Why show this episode NOW when all the steps are being taken to get her back on track?
I hope to God Britney didn't watch this disgusting bullshit. Why don't you stick to your f-bombs and fart jokes, South Park? Fuck you. I'm never watching again.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!! So sad, a a tad f*cked up, but funny.
I'm still waiting for South Park to get funny after the writer's strike. Two weeks in a row I have sat there without so much as a giggle.
You know, it was just evil, ugly, mean, hateful…wrong on so many levels. Yeah, we've all joked about Brit, and she's made it easy but there should be a point, when it's just too much, no longer acceptable. Imagine if she watched that…her friends, family?? One day her boys??? How messed up would that be. I mean damn, it seems like she's really making an effort and some real change. At which point is it safe for her to live life and not be scrutinized for every little thing. Perez, I know you've been nicer to her lately, but it just shows what a hypocrite you are. When she's down you kick her like everyone else, now you wanna be all nice and "supportive" How about REALLY doing something nice, like not posting her news on your site…like encouraging others to leave her alone and allow her to battle an illness that anyone of us could have today or tomorrow. America is such a mean mean place to live now…it's really sad.
But, in all honesty, is Britney WASN'T so attention-hoggy she wouldn't be out in public, going to the places where she KNOWS paparazzi and the like will be there, acting like a fucking mental reject, and being fucking bizarre as all hell. Then, when it DOES get into the magazine and the photo of her (big-ass grin at all, directed at the paparazzi) she is "shocked", "embarrassed", "angry", etc. Maybe if she behaved LIKE A MOTHER and like AN ADULT then she wouldn't be blasted and made fun of constantly?? Just a suggestion…
Perez! You make your living in the same way you live your life. You are superficial and incredibly shallow. All that matters to you is money, fame, glitz and "glamour." What is inside you? Do you have sensitivity, a heart, or even a soul?….One day you will be tried and found wanting. You make fun of people in crisis, Autistic children, and people down on their luck. You hate them,(celebrities) because you want to be them, and you never will. Here's a clue…….WHY NOT WORK ON YOUR INNER MAN FOR A CHANGE? Whatever you are doing for your outer man is not working!
aw i dont think thats funny at all.. i think its really sad and true.. people need to back the fuck off i love her
That was so sad to see. It's not funny to ridicule her or make fun of her. She is someone who has a serious illness and regardless whether they were joking or not.. IT'S NOT FUNNY! HAVE SOME RESPECT
Ok no matter how much you don't like someone or or how much someone is a train-wreck…It's really NOT ok to joke about someone attempting suicide…This is cruel and unnecessary.
Oh… south park
you never let me down.
Re: junjun – wow u sick fuck go away no one cares what u have to say ur a freak a loony…YOU belong to the mental institutaion not Britney
NONE OF YOU ARE GETTING THE POINT, EVEN AFTER OVER 400 COMMENTS TELLING YOU WHAT THEY REALLY MEANT. This episode went WAY over your heads. The whole point of this entire episode was to show people that the media just tries to trash Britney and make her look terrible even if she's not really doing anything wrong. And that the media's priorities are COMPLETELY out of whack. For instance: interrupting the presidential debate for "BREAKING NEWS" that Britney Spears peed on a lady bug. They made her look like a horrible person for it and then it shows her in her hotel room saying "I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS THERE!" ..It's showing that they'll go to anything to make her look like trash. As for her killing herself, it wasn't South Park's goal to MAKE Britney kill herself. Their point was to show everyone that IF THEY DON'T STOP FOLLOWING HER, HARASSING HER, MAKING HER LOOK LIKE TRASH FOR MINUSCULE THINGS that it COULD reach that point. If I was Britney, I would be HAPPY to watch this episode because even though it was done humorously and crudely (that's South Park's TRADEMARK, you really expect them to be politically correct?).. That their whole point was to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE before they drive her to do the unthinkable. South Park didn't "go too far"… They're one of the only people DEFENDING Britney. If I was her, I'd be thankful. At least SOMEONE is finally defending her.
re=1779463]Re: Mary-Claire[/re] Re: Mary-Claire – ……………………Back to clarify………………..You are in no way responsible for these images, but you perpetrated the idea by passing it on……..Who cares what the purpose of the piece was? It's the suggestion that a tragedy is good for a laugh and heaping insult upon injury….You are so good at that, Perez……………Your day is coming!
that is absolutely horrible to make a skit like that.
very very tasteless, shame on south Park…
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This show was AWESOME, * SHOCKING* Disturbing* and brilliantly SPOT ON !!
Britney was acturatly portrayed as "DAMAGED GOODS" and the rest of the world living off celeb gossip is just FUCKED UP.
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I applaud Britney for all the progress she has recently made. I think she looks GREAT in the upcoming TV episode of "How I Met Your Mother".
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wow
that was shocking, maybe the press will stop tormenting the poor woman.
oh wait.
they never will.
Man, South Park gets it right yet again. After watching that I'm done looking at your site for good. I realize I'm feeding the monster just by browsing through it. I've never been a Britney fan, but she is a human being and deserves a good life just like everyone else. She's nothing but a victim of this disgusting world of 'entertainment' for the brain dead. This poor child has had the life sucked out of her by everyone, and is now just a shell. I sincerely hope you stop posting so much about her, Perez. I like you but unfortunately you are part of the problem. I feel horrible for thinking she was actually supposed to give a good performance on the MTV Awards (if you can call that retarded circus "awards") given her state of mind; like I said, South Park gets it right with their head blown off analogy. Hey here's an idea! Why don't we worry about how our planet and country are going to shit, our currency is worthless,and people don't have enough money for gas, food, rent, and medicine? I guess that shit ain't very exciting amirite? Anyway, I've enjoyed your blog, but I can't, with a good conscience, keep on looking through it any more. Take care, Perez Hilton.
/rant off
-Ana
blah blah blah "pooooooooor britney" if she can't stand the attention anymore she can live L.A. of course paparazzi will follow her because she always do crazy things (shave her head,show her vagina,trash clothes……) i don't feel sorry for her she should grow up already.
Madonna is one of the biggest star in the world and she is not in this situation.
Amanda, Sick and Kristin L. ALL said it best…this poor giirl~~and she IS just a GIRL~~is being tortured by the horrible photographers who hound her, the press who report it, AND US WHO READ IT!!
Some people just aren't getting it — South Park is mocking everyone BUT Britney.
Whitney C. should get off her high horse and change her meds.
Britney is SO over.
You act like you know the coochie personally.
Why is she so important to you?
What has she ever contributed to society?
She can't sing. Have you ever herd her do anything acapella? She can't!!!!!!!!!!
Can't dance either.
Maybe you ARE Britney.
If so take a hint from Parker and Stone and just do it.
i can't make it work!! someone send me the link!
Uhm…saw the episode.
Did you?
That's gotta' suck for you huh?
Kinda' surprised that you weren't mentioned, seeing that you are the b critic out there. Remember what you wrote regarding her MTV appearance?
Your readers should check that out and watch the episode.
You sad man.
Ha-ha.
Only kiddin'.
Love you Perez.
Great job.
What is it you do again?
You all have it wrong.
South Park was making fun of BOTH Shitney And the paps.
And you have to agree she makes more sense and is a lot better looking without the top of her head.
That was a good message, but a bit too much in my opinion…
This episode is sooo smart! like i mean what did everyone expect from Britney after her divorce and all her emotional problems? For her to come out and do perfect musical performances? I think she has done brilliant for what she has gone through.
I love South Park, but that was just wrong
Re: sam – uuuhhh? south park is the #1 show on cable. how is it "so 1990"??
Guys this is stupid……she is ok righ now,she is out of rehab and drugs,she is pretty again.!!!! leave britney alone !!!
i thought it was really good. this episode doesn't criticize britney at all, just us for being "interested" in every thing she does.
they went too far, thats not even funny!