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They've Hit An All-Time Low

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand

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Poor girl!

Tickets for April Lavigne's tour are selling so poorly…..

You can buy a ticket in West Palm Beach, Florida, for just $9 dollar.

Less than the price of a movie!

And, even at $9, that's still $8 too many for April!



324 comments to “They've Hit An All-Time Low”

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  1. CLA says – reply to this
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    first

  2. H says – reply to this
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    bwahahahahahaha

  3. Lisa says – reply to this
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    that is so sad! first? second?100th?

  4. HeatherFeather says – reply to this
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    Same price in Tampa.

  5. CHINCHILLA says – reply to this
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    I FEELLLLL BAD FOR HER……AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA…POOOR GIRL!

  6. ilianexy says – reply to this
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    Wao, this pop look was not the best for her. Is just not her!

  7. Draco Malfoy says – reply to this
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    Avril sucks
    But P, why do you waste so much time on her?
    Maybe 7th?

  8. cDQ says – reply to this
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    yayayay

  9. R. Doza says – reply to this
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    Maybe this will make her realize she's not talented. Probably not.

  10. Mandee Winger says – reply to this
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    Isn't West Palm full of old farts, anyway?

  11. Maureen says – reply to this
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    Second!

    She sucks anyway.

  12. Violet Clapp says – reply to this
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    Who's April Lavigne? You have your own show on VH1 and you can't afford an editor?

  13. yo yo says – reply to this
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    first!

  14. Lo. says – reply to this
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    I would go for $9. Lol, is that the VIP price?

  15. jordi says – reply to this
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    fifth woopage

  16. aural says – reply to this
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    HAHAHA

  17. s says – reply to this
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    WOW that is really cheap! poor avril!

  18. TEAM AMERICA says – reply to this
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    hee hee hee! Karma baby!

  19. CHRISTIAN says – reply to this
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    Perez is FIERCE!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. ADRI says – reply to this
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    FUCK THAT BITCH

  21. Gabby says – reply to this
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    hahaha! learn it avril! you suck!

  22. wink says – reply to this
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    first

  23. jackie says – reply to this
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    Wow, sure that's not a typo or something?

    That's crazy.

  24. Melissa says – reply to this
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    This can't be real.

  25. elle says – reply to this
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    thats like £4.50, thats just plain embarrassing. cant say i would even go to her concert for that really

  26. dave says – reply to this
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    Listen to her music, Perez… I thinks she good…

  27. stevie says – reply to this
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    hahah what a loser

  28. KFOLLEN says – reply to this
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    THATS SAD

  29. Anna says – reply to this
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    i dont know why but who the hell keeps calling her april! her name is avril… haha shows how mush no one cares anymore :)

  30. perez lover says – reply to this
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    how embarrasing to be avril and have the whole world know you suck

  31. its me says – reply to this
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    9$ for a movie DANG where you go see your movies a movie ticket is 5.50 before 4 but after 4 its 7.00

  32. smodo says – reply to this
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    She's a punk. 1st 2nd 3rd

  33. CORN says – reply to this
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    The has been/never was needs to forget trying and go home.

  34. IT'S AVRIL says – reply to this
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    GET THE NAME RIGHT AT LEAST DAMN!

  35. sdrfgdfg says – reply to this
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    fdgdsfgfd

  36. JOSIE says – reply to this
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    she sucks ass!!

  37. Eazus Khryst says – reply to this
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    Thats $9 to many
    Second??

  38. Southie says – reply to this
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    ha ha Avril sucks!

  39. DALE says – reply to this
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    FUCK YOU HILTON! I love Avril and porn! didn't I see you at one of the shows singing along, fuckin hypocrite.

  40. L says – reply to this
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    haha. avril sucks.

  41. CB says – reply to this
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    poor avril

  42. Lauren says – reply to this
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    Can't she find a good headliner–or like, 8 good headliners?

  43. Erin says – reply to this
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    HAHA. I've paid $10 to see a "less famous" band in West Virginia.

  44. anah says – reply to this
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    1st

  45. Akasha says – reply to this
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    Who the hell is April??

  46. PPP says – reply to this
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    Hey Perez, why don't you like Avril. You are always slamming her. Not a big fan of hers but just wondering.

  47. Al says – reply to this
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    second

  48. twinklinstarr99 says – reply to this
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    "Less than the price of a movie!" Dang man, what movie theater do you go to? lol.

  49. Sonia says – reply to this
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    How can you support a tour on so little income? there is something very wrong happening here. Avril is in deep stuff.

  50. Zoe from Atlanta says – reply to this
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    dayum…(cold blooded)

    ;P

  51. L says – reply to this
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    Re: Southie

    JINX!

  52. Jules says – reply to this
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    And I just heard on the radio station (a horrible pop station) that they are giving Avril tickets away - been doing it all day…..

  53. AVRIL IS GOD says – reply to this
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    Avril created all of you in her likeness, and will destroy all as well

  54. jewel says – reply to this
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    $9 IS A RIP-OFF!

  55. I speak the truth says – reply to this
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    …I still wouldn't go. I want her to flop hard! Stupid bitch.

  56. Avril Lavigne says – reply to this
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    H-E-L-L-O Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    $9 is the V.I.P price. The nose bleed section is going at 2 bucks a pop. Get your shit early and come hear me croak.

  57. nana says – reply to this
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    i used to thought that ur hatred for her was unfair… until I read her interviews, specially those ten commandments thing. She's so self-absorbed this should take her down a notch.

  58. nicky says – reply to this
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    im surprised perez you dont have the story of audrina partidge nude photo scandal! you are getting a little slow these days!

  59. Joseph D says – reply to this
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    She's got talent and all, but the fact that she's a such a huge jerk, makes me feel good knowing her career sucks right now. Especially after those interviews she did in magazines where she's criticizing others and basking in her success.

  60. gena says – reply to this
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    SUCKS TO BE HER!!

  61. MeL says – reply to this
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    Cool stuff.
    Ppl have finally grown out of the dance-around-to-skaterboy-stuff…
    Poor girl though.
    Maybe if she sang something that had a little meaning ppl would like her better. It would help also if she oficially declared herself a POP signer, and not a punker.
    Guess shes gonna have to live off her hubbys salary ( who sings equally as terrible poppish stuff)…
    Hm.
    Or move back to Napanee ( then she can sing even more songs about the place!)

  62. Sarah J says – reply to this
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    To be fair, that's for a lawn ticket. Regular tickets are like 35-45.

  63. pixie_stix says – reply to this
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    Avril is french for April….hope this clears up the confusion…;)

  64. Solaera says – reply to this
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    April. Ha! A subtle little dig Perez? Indeed, why should we remember this rat-faced little skank's name.

  65. LEARN IT says – reply to this
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    APRIL?!
    YOU IDIOTS!!! if you were more cultured you'd know Avril = french for April, Spanish Abril, etc….. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Learn another language it'll make you smarter OK

  66. haaaaaa!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this
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    haaaaa thats hilarious Karmas a bitch you skank maybe you'll think twice before running your dicksucker in a magazine again!!!!!!!!!!!! now go away and never return!!!!!!!

  67. Sarah J says – reply to this
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    My bad! It's for real seats!!!!!!!

  68. Jewelie says – reply to this
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    She's a bitch and has no talent. You can't blame people for not wanting to see her.
    twinklestar99, the last movie I went to cost $14. And that's before popcorn or anything. Definitely WAY cheaper than a movie.
    You couldn't pay me to see her live.

  69. hot momma says – reply to this
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    hahah yeah i dont like her much.. she's wierd lookin too!

  70. K says – reply to this
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    I just went to her concert it was awsome , she is really talented she plays the guitar , piano, and the drums all while she is singing. what instument can you play Perez? umm ya thats what I thought

  71. Dav says – reply to this
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    I would go see this bi#ch if she was in the back yard for free. If she was in my back yard I would send my dogs after her ass.

  72. CC says – reply to this
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    all of you are so fucking dumb! AVRIL is APRIL in french haha HE was making a joke

  73. DaliLama says – reply to this
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    movie here is $US 10.

    One more than April.

    I go movie.

    I go see April if she pay me.

    I wear earplugs and read good book.

  74. iloveperez says – reply to this
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    ppl are tired of her tired ass. go crawl back in that gross, slimy hole ur from!

  75. me says – reply to this
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    r u misspelling on purpose? 9 dollar? April?

  76. LT says – reply to this
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    i actually looked up those tickets theyr the cheapest ones and theyr insane nosebleed. regular tickets are 45$ i dont like avril but who cares at least she writes her own music.. mostly

  77. EVERYONE IS STUPID!!!!!!! says – reply to this
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    Perez is calling her April for a reason!!! Avril is french for "April"……..Avril is French-Canadian…..She said early in her career she hates being called APRIL!!!!!!

  78. Chey says – reply to this
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    AVRIL is her name and I heard her acoustically on Saturday Night Live and she was amazing. Go Youtube it and see how great she is. Your just pissed she doesnt care about you Perez. Its not right to bring people down/

  79. DALE says – reply to this
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    All tickets for concerts should be this cheap, concert promoters have been over charging for years, it actually says more about the fact that the music industry is dead, when a artist over the past 5 years has sold a astonishing 30 million albums even has a hard time selling tickets, which is unfortunate considering that some of her shows are actually getting good reviews despite what hilton would like people to think.

  80. {{{ george bush sings }}} says – reply to this
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    Down the lane and here comes Scooter
    Finally free from the Prosecutor
    Back to the brown,brown grass of home.

  81. 1st!!! says – reply to this
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    YESSSS….Finally after all these years…I think I'm FIRST!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. Dee says – reply to this
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    The girl's name is AVRIL and you have it spelled as APRIL - so who's appearing in concert April or Avril……:>)

  83. Laury says – reply to this
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    Ugh just cancel your freaking tour already, your poser.

  84. Laury says – reply to this
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