A Message From R.E.M.

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Michael Stipe wants you to watch THIS.

Posted: Mar 21, 2008 at 5:43 pm / Email this »

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ho says – reply to this

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LOL
Georgie says – reply to this

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How Random?
zak says – reply to this

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wtf ! don't geddit…
xD says – reply to this

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uh? x'D
Annab3lla says – reply to this

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FABULOUS!@#$A@S%$A@%$%
blah says – reply to this

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first
God says – reply to this

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Neato
kb says – reply to this

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first!!
Dayne says – reply to this

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Classic! That was great!
ree ree says – reply to this

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hahahahahahaha 1st
hey says – reply to this

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hey mimi. fat girl
b says – reply to this

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hilarious
Meg says – reply to this

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Second?
jason says – reply to this

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stipe.
jimmyjazz FOR McCAIN says – reply to this

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I WONDER HOW MANY DUMBASSES ON THIS SITE ARENT GONNA GET IT
Tini says – reply to this

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That's quite funny!!!
Why are so many cute guys gay? So sad for us girls!
JENNA says – reply to this

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is she drunk??
ann says – reply to this

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that was cute. lol.
erik says – reply to this

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Perez at lastnightsparty
Beca says – reply to this

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so funny. I love R.E.M.
buhbye! says – reply to this

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BEING STRAIGHT IS IMPLIED.
GOSH AMERICANS ARE DUMB AS FUCK!
INDIA MAYBE POOR BUT WE LOVE OUR CULTURE.
Jenn says – reply to this

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I don't get it.
nerd says – reply to this

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hahahaha
caroline says – reply to this

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omg so funny! i thought he'd announce they were splitting up or something heheeh
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I WONDER HOW MANY DUMBASSES WON'T GET THE JOKE
Laura says – reply to this

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was the "fog" reference to mean something more like, I don't know, FAG maybe?

That was very clever however.
Shana says – reply to this

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First
buhbye! says – reply to this

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SO, HE IS OPENLY MOCKING "COMING OUT". HOW DARE HE?
BEING ST8 IS IMPLIED, IT IS THE DEFAULT!
BITCH!
me says – reply to this

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AND THE POINT OF THIS WAS? LAME.
Cassie says – reply to this

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That was pretty cool!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I SAW SALLY KERNS LAST NIGHT IN THE GHETTO. SHE WAS NAKED AND SHE WAS HOLDING A BAG OF WHITE CASTELS. SHE WAS SITTING ON A FIRE HYDRANT.
mitchell says – reply to this

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go go go go go go go
liza says – reply to this

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love this. love them even more.
rhea says – reply to this

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I heart REM.
liza says – reply to this

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buhbye is completely insane. michael has been on the cover of out magazine twice. he's mocking the press. duh!
oh oh oh says – reply to this

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I loved REM before he went bald.
ANYTHING BUT THE SONGS THAT CAME OUT WHEN HE WAS BALD.
AND NO THAT WAS NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!
THANKS FOR PLAYING!
Melanie says – reply to this

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Wow read too much into it much? He's just being silly. His band only has one gay member but probably half of america or more goes "Is that the one with the gay guys?" Straight isn't the default. People aren't all born strait and assuming they are is assuming incorrectly.
Alfonso Diaz NYC says – reply to this

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STUPID
COULD YOU BE ANY LESS RELEVANT? says – reply to this

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Just Quit! You lame fuckers stopped being musicians a LONG TIME AGO. NOW your music is weak and tired (like you) and NOBODY CARES WHO YOU ARE FUCKING. ANY OF YOU. Whatever sad lemon party you are spending your 80 mil on is nothing that most teenagers haven't done by the time they are 17. FUCK OFF REM. YOU ALL STINK WORSE THAN YOUR DEPENDS!!!! DROP DEAD GRAMPA(s)!!!!
dutchy says – reply to this

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i feel so liberated.. so here it comes. mom. dad. i'm straight. ;x
Caitlin says – reply to this

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Hahaha! This is really funny.
"It was time to step out of the fo - fa - fog." LOL!
hayley says – reply to this

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amazing
jennifer says – reply to this

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If you don't get that … you're an idiot. haha
Chiekize says – reply to this

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CHIEKIZE EZE WILL WIN AI!
BELIEVE ME ITS TRUE!
ITS RIGGED! ITS GOING TO BE THE UNDERDOG!
CHIEKIZE!
paca says – reply to this

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Re: jimmyjazz FOR McCAIN – I don't get it.
nonCYboy says – reply to this

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I had a straight art teacher once.
Cecily says – reply to this

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Love it! As long as people are true to themselfs and the people around them, they shouldnt be forced to be spokespeople.
Fr. says – reply to this

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OMG so funny…love it!!!!
And love the new R.E.M. album… sooo not old
yo says – reply to this

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is vicky pollard jajaj
ursaminorjim says – reply to this

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Hilarious.
ursaminorjim says – reply to this

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Re: COULD YOU BE ANY LESS RELEVANT? –
Wait'll you hear "Accelerate." They're far from irrelevant.
jimmyjazz FOR McCAIN says – reply to this

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Re: paca – #45 I KNOW YOU DON'T GET IT YOU HATEFUL RACIST FUCKTARD. I'M VOTING REPUBLICAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR TWINKIE FOOD STAMPS WHILE YOU SIT IN YOUR TRAILER WAITING FOR THE SHORT BUS TO SCHOOL
: says – reply to this

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i get his point but it was a pretty stupid video. sorry
Andrea says – reply to this

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I Love Michael…..that was brilliant!!!!!!!!
dawnie g says – reply to this

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some of you are idiots. that was frickin hilarious.
Patryck Cod'e says – reply to this

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last! She still can't say that she's gay
JustMe! says – reply to this

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I loved it! BIG shit, they are straight!!! lmao. Who the hell cares what people do in their personal lives!!! As if their sexual orientation made a difference, come on people, the days of "oh my, he's gay" are over. Lets focus on what people do with their lives, and how they make a difference in this world. Kudos to them! And by the way, I'm a straight gal who loves MEN.
carrie says – reply to this

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this is a joke right ?
Hillary Clinton & I Love Gays says – reply to this

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:)
HarrySak says – reply to this

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Michael Stipe is gay. No way! What's next, someone will claim Michael Jackson likes children?
PissElegant says – reply to this

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This is brilliant! Nice to see Michael smiling in a such a candid moment…..
lola says – reply to this

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looool this was really funny^^ LOVED it (really shouldn't be too hard to get for anyone i hope :S xD)
Ms Dolo D says – reply to this

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funny! he is such a MUSICAL ICON!!! love that motherfucker for real…

luv ya'll
sifow says – reply to this

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lol
however it kills me how many ignorant people just dont get it
truffy says – reply to this

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HOMOSEXUALS- The only minority group that you can join and unjoin etc, Ann Heche.
Truth Teller says – reply to this

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self-important fuck.
NEED PUBLICITY MUCH? says – reply to this

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NEED PUBLICITY MUCH?
SHARON says – reply to this

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www.liasophia.com/sharonmagner OWN THE JEWELRY THE STARS ARE WEARING…EARN FULL TIME $$$$$$$ WHILE WORKING PART TIME. CALL ME!!
clang says – reply to this

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brilliant!
andrew says – reply to this

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BRILLIANT!! i LOVE him :O) WHY DOES IT MAKE NEWS WHEN SOMEBODY COMES OUT GAY? WHY CAN'T SOMEBODY COME OUT STRAIGHT??

SHATTER THE NORM!!
Sue says – reply to this

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Michael you are sooo funny. No wonder I love you so much.
Burke says – reply to this

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To the tune of "Man on thr Moon":
And if you believed
Michael Stipe likes that poon (Stipe likes the poon),
And if you believed, there's nothing up his sleeve, then you are a fool…
9-9 says – reply to this

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Michael is my hero. Thanks for this, Perez!
mikeyp says – reply to this

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LOVE IT. HE'S FAB. VERY FUNNY.
the immortal bathog says – reply to this

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Re: SHARON – #69 is a fake! The immortal bathog makes jewelry at home, NOT YOU!
Alisha says – reply to this

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Freaking brilliant! I love you Michael!!!!
chip says – reply to this

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Re: Melanie – Uh, yes we all are born straight. Thats like saying only some people are born crackheads, alchoholics, or any other type of addicts. Which is exactly what homos are! Same-sex addicts!
Robert says – reply to this

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He's a has-been fag who never really was! I think he's friends with Madonna
mb says – reply to this

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Awesome.
lisalu says – reply to this

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I couldn't care less what this bitch has to say.
e says – reply to this

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Is he making fun of gay people feeling the need to have press conferences and parades announcing they are gay? If so-point well taken Mr. Stipe.
I love REM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
William says – reply to this

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Perez, thank you for bringing this to our attention. So funny, I literally was sucked in so hard in the beginning and then laughed my ass off out my chair!! Funny, funny, funny….
Kirk says – reply to this

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LOVE IT!! hahahahaha!
this to reply says – reply to this

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Damn! I thought Michael Stipe was going to make a public statement speaking out against Sally Kern.
~~ says – reply to this

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That's hilarious Very clever!
Anna says – reply to this

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HaaHaa!!
Brill!
TAKING IT UP THE POOP-CHUTE DOESN'T MAKE U A GOOD MUSICIAN says – reply to this

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WHAT A SELF-IMPORTANT ASSHOLE
WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT ABOUT THESE OLD QUEENS
FUCK THEM AND THEIR "MUSIC"
PLEASE TALENTED MUSICIANS AND ARTISTS WHERE ARE YOU???????????
COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKING IT UP THE POOP-CHUTE DOESN'T MAKE U A GOOD MUSICIAN says – reply to this

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WHAT A SELF-IMPORTANT ASSHOLE
WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT ABOUT THESE OLD QUEENS
FUCK THEM AND THEIR "MUSIC"
PLEASE TALENTED MUSICIANS AND ARTISTS WHERE ARE YOU???????????
COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKING IT UP THE POOP-CHUTE DOESN'T MAKE U A GOOD MUSICIAN says – reply to this

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WHAT A SELF-IMPORTANT ASSHOLE
WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT ABOUT THESE OLD QUEENS
FUCK THEM AND THEIR "MUSIC"
PLEASE TALENTED MUSICIANS AND ARTISTS WHERE ARE YOU???????????
COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKING IT UP THE POOP-CHUTE DOESN'T MAKE U A GOOD MUSICIAN says – reply to this

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WHAT A SELF-IMPORTANT ASSHOLE
WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT ABOUT THESE OLD QUEENS
FUCK THEM AND THEIR "MUSIC"
PLEASE TALENTED MUSICIANS AND ARTISTS WHERE ARE YOU???????????
COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKING IT UP THE POOP-CHUTE DOESN'T MAKE U A GOOD MUSICIAN says – reply to this

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WHAT A SELF-IMPORTANT ASSHOLE
WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT ABOUT THESE OLD QUEENS
FUCK THEM AND THEIR "MUSIC"
PLEASE TALENTED MUSICIANS AND ARTISTS WHERE ARE YOU????????????
COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA says – reply to this

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WHAT IS THIS SHIT
I'D MUCH RATHER WATCH KIM KARDASIAN TAKING IT UP THE ASS!!
Jordan says – reply to this

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Fucking AWESOME. Tongue and cheek and brilliant as always. Love you dude.
I LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON'S TITS! LOVE'M!!!!! says – reply to this

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Wow, he's such an artist…
subtle…
understated…
bald…
gay…
boring…
old…
so 25 years ago!!!!!!!!!!
fried chicken says – reply to this

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Great to hear him laugh! This is so funny. It's good to catch a rare glimpse of Stipe being silly and proving that he does, in fact, have a wicked sense of humor.
And on another note, I really, really wish someone would remove that flabby ass in white pants in between this post and the responses. It's annoying and gross. It reminds me of those pop-up ads for Freddy Got Fingered a few years back, where Tom Green not only popped up unwelcome, but flipped us off at the same time. Maybe someone will remember what a huge career he's had since and get the message. Get that damn stank booty out of my face!
Eggs says – reply to this

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He's always been so cool.
Stephanie says – reply to this

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That was so funny! I love it when people can have a sense of humor about life!
Jessica says – reply to this

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That was absolutely classic….smart move REM!!!!
YEAH YEAH says – reply to this

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Re: oh oh oh –

HAHAHAHA
THE BEST COMMENT EVER
bathog says – reply to this

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Re: the immortal bathog – you need to turn your game up a notch poopsie