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Bitter Betty

Filed under: Celebrity Feuds

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Ethan Hawke sure wasn't filled with Irish cheer on St. Patrick's Day!

New York's Atlantic Theater was hosting a 24-Hour plays event and Hawke surprised the audience by taking the stage.

With acoustic guitar in hand he announced, "Someone I know wrote this song while shooting a movie in Paris during his divorce." Gasp, clutch! A ditty about Uma!

His song included lyrics about "not caring if [he] ever saw New York again," "the lawyers," and — most telling — "my wife." Uma!!! "My wife hates me," he sang, adding something about how she would call him a prick, how he longed to send for his children, tralalala singing stuff. We were intoxicated, both with beverages and with memories of Dead Poets Society. And then! "My wife is a big fat beast," he sang. We gasped, along with the rest of the audience. He called Uma fat! In public! Sheepishly, Hawke broke his musicianly stride: "Yeah, I was very upset at the time."

Wasn't Ethan's rumored infidelity the reason why they divorced?????

Wow, time hasn't healed the wounds for Hawke!

[Image via WENN.]



98 comments to “Bitter Betty”

  1. beau says – reply to this


    1

    FIRST CUNT

  2. champagne says – reply to this


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    douche-y self destruction.

  3. the immortal bathog says – reply to this


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    pretty fast arent i imposter?

  4. G-do says – reply to this


    4

    First?????

  5. ash says – reply to this


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    FUCK OFF BEAU

  6. :) says – reply to this


    6

    1st?

  7. Hyde says – reply to this


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    GOOD. I'm glad the cheating bastard has SUFFERED.

  8. Poo Licker says – reply to this


    8

    check out seabayaquatic.com

  9. lax says – reply to this


    9

    first

  10. Steph says – reply to this


    10

    .

  11. Nora says – reply to this


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    What a fucking LOSER!! He needs to get a life!

  12. MAGUETTE says – reply to this


    12

    1st!!

  13. Leticia says – reply to this


    13

    he needs to get a grip!

  14. {{ happy early Birthday Perez...luv♥♥}}U...}}hill/bill bitchez}} says – reply to this


    14

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  15. Tee says – reply to this


    15

    what a douche bag.

  16. Mirror, mirror. says – reply to this


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    This is definitely a case of bait and switch selective thinking.
    Amazing how easy it is to delude oneself about one's own actions.
    Perhaps they just didn't get along long term, and were not fated to last.
    People allay their own pain by pointing a finger elsewhere, when with clearer thinking it eventually will be pointed back at themselves. This means both parties.

  17. J says – reply to this


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    He looks like shit, and he's a has-been. His career's in the shitter.

  18. Linda says – reply to this


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    There's no reason for a celebrity to be walking around with skin blemishes blaring like that. It's an easy thing to cover with the right makeup.

  19. Give it about 10 years. says – reply to this


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    Feisty little sucker, isn't he.
    Hard to co-parent with someone who's at that level.

  20. FANNY says – reply to this


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    WHAT A FUCKIN LOSER! GET OVER IT LAME ASS. DIDN'T HE KNOCK UP THE SLUT THAT RUINED HIS MARRIAGE? HELLO…………..BITTER, PARTY OF ONE?

  21. Anna says – reply to this


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    hes jealous Uma is a goddess and hes just a prick happy cunt
    x

  22. cambel says – reply to this


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    He always looks like he just woke up with a hangover on a bench at the bus station. Wash and comb your hair you tool.

  23. td says – reply to this


    23

    wanna laugh?

    www.intheknowwithhpro.com

  24. buhbye! says – reply to this


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    that sound like a loser song

  25. Nadine says – reply to this


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    PRICK!

  26. Two Sides says – reply to this


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    there was alot more to this divorce than ethan having an affair. uma has never come clean about the problems she brought to the marriage.

  27. Samantha says – reply to this


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    Hawke stop being a selfish prick and think about how your words will affect your children. Grow up, asshole!

  28. Janae says – reply to this


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    I also want to say that he also used to beat the crap out of Uma, so what the hell is he crying about! WIFE BEATER!!!

  29. posey says – reply to this


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    Doesn't he look like a young Warren Beatty in this pic? The song sounds like something along the lines of the one in "The Wedding Singer".

  30. NINA says – reply to this


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    I think that Ethan will always love Uma. And She will always love Ethan. Don't care if they date another person. They were a beautiful couple.

  31. shawna says – reply to this


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    Wow. How freakishly immature

  32. Mesic says – reply to this


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    Jeeeeeeeeezus. He's come a long way since Gattaca. And by which I mean, he's starting to look like Ben Stiller. Ewww!
    Uma may not be a Hottie McHottington, but she's x1000 better than this saggy-forehead fameseeker.

  33. Dana says – reply to this


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    He looks a drug addict.

  34. gina says – reply to this


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    I find it odd and sad that Ethan is calling out his ex wife when it was him who cheated and cotnributed to the downfall of their marriage. But if this grown man needs to vent and place blame on others instead of himself, then sure spewing venom on stage while poorly singing is the best way to do it. Way to deal Ethan!

  35. m says – reply to this


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    he looks hungover in this picture.
    it's not pretty when you cheat on your spouse with the nanny.
    in fact, it's nasty. he should shut his nasty mouth up.
    he has nothing to be proud of — he'd be smart if he learned anything from his mistakes.
    doesn't look like he has learned anything yet.

  36. Red says – reply to this


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    Aww, that's too bad. I just adore Ethan Hawke. I saw Reality Bites when I was debating a career change in the 90's and it just hit home. And Before Sunrise & Before Sunset are brilliant. Love him. He obviously had issues in his marriage, but who doesn't. He shouldn't have called his wife names in public, that's kind of dumb, but who hasn't gotten drunk and said something they regretted? Only difference is if you or I said it, no one would care. And no, he wasn't banging the nanny he's with now when his marriage busted up, it was some pointy nosed chick waitress-model wannabe from Montreal that he was boinking. Whatever, cut him some slack, he's obviously got his own demons to deal with, and regardless, he's an excellent actor who always marched to the beat of his own drum in terms of acting projects, which is probably why he's just too freaking cool.

  37. Ugly says – reply to this


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    He's never gotten over that Uma didn't want to work on their marriage after she found out he cheated on her!!!

    In his mind, it was HER fault he cheated in the first place because her career was taking off again and his faltering. Props to Uma for not playing that game and DUMPING his ass and finding a new hottie for herself to have fun with!

  38. perez we have the same bday!! :] says – reply to this


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    :]]]]]]]]]]
    i love perez hilton with all my heart.

  39. dina o says – reply to this


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    Maybe if he would have stopped fucking ugly bitches, he'd still have his beautiful wife… Karmas a bitch huh Ethan!

  40. dina o says – reply to this


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    Re: NINA – Ahh! I THINK I NEED TO PUKE! Must b nice living on your planet

  41. Girl Unimpressed says – reply to this


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    what an effing tool he is. he's the one that actively ruined their marriage, he's hardly got a right to feel hard done by. idiot.

  42. Cecily says – reply to this


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    He should keep his dirty laundry under raps, for the sake of his kids. I don`t care who is to blame.. If you have kids together, keep you mouth shut! They don`t need to be hearing this shit later on in life.

  43. Alisa says – reply to this


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    *ROLLEYES* how pathetic and immature! HE cheated on HER - of course she'd hate him! I hate him and I wasn't even married to the loser!

  44. Teri says – reply to this


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    You're such a DuscheBag!!!! Get over it and move on!

  45. Fiddle Dee Dee says – reply to this


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    Wasn't he a meth addict at some point? He certainly looks like it. Especially the meth mouth. Have you seen his freakin teeth?

  46. Some men says – reply to this


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    Some men are babys! Lets get this straight, you are a liar and a cheater to your lovely wife and mother of your two children. Then your surprised she quickly turns into a beast? He should be so lucky! Dont f with a smart woman and Ms. Uma's only mistake was falling in love with this douche!! xoxo

  47. Nicole says – reply to this


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    He is so gross. He is definitly very bitter. He had agreat career and a gorgeous wife and he blew it. I never did uderstand what Uma Thurman saw in him…oh well, Uma is doing great and Ethan is a loser!

  48. Back in the Day says – reply to this


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    karma….uma broke up gary oldman's marriage when he was cheating with her on his wife. what goes around comes around.

  49. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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    Wow, this moves him into the Top 10 for Douchebag of the year.

    HE can't keep his dick in his pants, but SHE gets the slag-off song???? Ego trip, much, Ethan???

  50. Nic says – reply to this


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    I think Ethan's wondering: there's something more to life than this…

  51. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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    Re: Red – Stop drinking the kool-aid.

  52. yaya says – reply to this


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    when did the hawke get so old and ugly?

  53. he is a horse's a** says – reply to this


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    what an ASS!!!!!
    I'm sure Uma is just "so" upset she got rid of this loser. Calling the mother of your kidss fat–YOU PIG!

  54. crazed says – reply to this


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    Why did this loser hijack the stage and force people to listen to his boring, embarassing, crybaby rant? Oh, that's right, he doesn't get many chances to perform anymore. I hope they threw stuff at him and booed him off the stage.

    Ethan Hawke was a cute teenager. It's been downhill ever since. He major fug nowadays. Uma just get's more beautiful….she's well rid of him

  55. parismn says – reply to this


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    His skin worries me, especially for his age. What's he on? Not looking healthy, not looking healthy at all.

  56. GG1000 says – reply to this


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    Come on Quentin, let's see the Bride kick this one's butt in your next movie, and let's do it cinema verite! That I'd pay to see. What a pathetic whiner.

  57. Grace E. says – reply to this


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    Re: Dana – EXactly and call it herion

  58. Joey Tavares says – reply to this


    58

    Hawke got hot.

  59. Maxie says – reply to this


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    Fuck you, Perez. This is such old news. I hate that you look off every other gossip blog trolling for news. You are totes losing your edge. I'd guess you're at 14 minutes with the clock ticking. You know, you remind me of those unpopular peeps in high school that try to make fun of all the popular people in high school. You'll never be as cool as those people, so just fuck off and die already!

  60. bathog says – reply to this


    60

    hi poopsie

  61. Ethan's Corn Hole says – reply to this


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    Why would a "man" say derogatory things about the mother of his children in a public forum? What a piece of trash.

    Your not so cute anymore Ethan… BUH-BYE LOSER!

  62. Alley Kat says – reply to this


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    Real classless… airing his dirty laundry in public. And this man always has zits on his face. Uma is SO much better off w/out him! What a freakin' moron cheated on Uma. His loss - her gain.

  63. OMGPEREZRULEZ says – reply to this


    63

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  64. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    He came off as being so sweet in DPS, and that film with the wolf, but this fucker has so bought into his own fame.

    He could not keep his pants up and be a husband and father, but he has the balls to call his wife a prick because she did not let him walk all over her or wait for some piece of shit to walk up and shot her in the head !

    FUCK Ethan Hawke's nasty drugy ass ! He will never get another red cent from me, and his children might be better off with a real man in their lives.

    BOO FUCKIN HOOO.. what a lame ass excuse to use.. I would send for my kids. He has money, so his lazy ass just needs to make an effort to spend time with his kids. I feel for the one that is on the way.

  65. funky munky says – reply to this


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    WHAT A WANKER!!!!!!! THIS IS SUCH A MALE THING…..THEY GO OUT WHORING ALL

    OVER THE PLACE AND THEN WHEN THEY DON'T GET FORGIVEN THEY BLAME THE

    WOMAN FOR WRECKING THE MARRIAGE. BLOODY MEN!!! I MIGHT TRY SOME

    SUSHI INSTEAD!!!!!!!

  66. anonymous says – reply to this


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    Uma? Seriously, Perez? She has the best PR Handlers…because, although I cannot give up where I work in the the west village in NYC…she has recently, not only fucked her man in our bathroom, but snagged our chef's bottle of grappa out from under his fingers, shoved it into her coat, tripped in our curtains, bottle humping at her feet, splashed headfirst in front of everyone. while our server has to lift her off of her feet into her senses while she is attenpting to reach the front door

  67. EAT THE RICH!! says – reply to this


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    HE HAS ALWAYS COME OFF LIKE A DICK HEAD. HE SEEMS TO BE STUCK IN THAT SAME CHARACTER FROM BEFORE SUNRISE (which was basically my dinner with Andre on foot) WE HAVE ALL SEEN THIS TYPE, THE PEOPLE WHO SUCK THE JOY OUT OF ANYTHING IN THEIR PURSUIT TO "appear" SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE OH SO DROLL PEOPLE WHO DON'T SEE THE LATEST IN SUBTITLED FRENCH CINEMA. HE FUCKED UP HIS MARRIAGE & CAN'T MOVE ON. SO WHAT TO DO? OK I'LL SLAM THE MOTHER OF MY KIDS. MOVE TO FRANCE ETHAN. WHERE YOU CAN ROAM FREE AND CHAIN SMOKE WHILE LOATHING ALL THOSE WHO ARE NOT AS BRILLIANT AS YOU. YOU'LL FIT IN PERFECTLY WITH YOUR LACK OF ANY SORT OF HYGEINE SKILLS.

  68. Megan says – reply to this


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    I think they're both pretty awful. I agree - she's kind of fat. And she's never, ever seemed attractive to me in looks or personality. Just my opinion. I never thought he was that attractive either. I agree with her not wanting to work things out with him - in my opinion, once a cheater, always a cheater. But, sometimes it does take a while to learn what regret really is. He's still going through the steps. Give the guy a break.

  69. charlotte says – reply to this


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    L-O-S-E-R

  70. I Saw What You Did says – reply to this


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    I'm sure Uma could write a nice ditty about the fun time he had behind his hotel in 1997, while filming a movie in Texas. Little did he know that about four set security cops, and several crew members were in their vehicles, when he got all down and dirty with some unknown "lady" in the alley. This went on for thirty minutes, in a variety of positions and locations. Of course, he was coked out during most of the shoot anyway. It was before they married. Uma stopped by during the shoot, and they shopped antiques together. How special. (And, no, it wasn't Uma in the alley.)

  71. christi says – reply to this


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    DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!! It probably was hard to be married to someone who's so successful while your career is in the crapper.

  72. Carl says – reply to this


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    I have to side with Ethan on this one, way too many people have said what a monster Uma is.

  73. Eileen says – reply to this


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    Waaaaaaa! Cry me a fucking river Ethan. You fucked up, she decided you weren't worth all the bullshit that goes with you, she left. Good for her. Paying your dues is a real bitch aint it?!

  74. Cleo says – reply to this


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    What an asshole. Simply put an asshole. Or maybe he thinks it is perfectly acceptable to publicly cheat on his wife, and then act all betrayed when she leaves his ass. And calling Uma fat? Why doesn't he look in the mirror he always seems to have marks on his face, what is he doing meth? He looks like crap. I hope he is a decent father because it seems like he was a lousy husband.

  75. Baxter says – reply to this


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    I was acquainted with Uma during her oh-look-how-weird-I-am-doesn't-that-make-me-interesting phase, and I'd be very surprised if there weren't a few skeletons in her marital closet.

  76. Youngstown says – reply to this


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    I've always respected the fact that Ethan strives to be an actor, whereas Uma strives to be a movie star. I'm sure the narcissism required for the latter is hard on a marriage.

  77. Taejus says – reply to this


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    Why is there always white stuff on the people's lip whenever you want to insult or talk about them??

  78. Clete says – reply to this


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    UMA THURMAN BROKE UP GARY OLDMAN'S MARRIAGE!!! DID SHE THINK SHE WAS SO SPECIAL IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO HER???!

  79. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    What an asshole! He has a lot of nerve to go there, especially being that it was his fault. Grade A douchebag.

  80. Eyes in the Park says – reply to this


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    Uma made damn sure as many vicious things as possible were leaked about Ethan, and then faked taking the high road. She's a total hypocrite. He has never said a word about her until now, and I don't blame him.

  81. MvS says – reply to this


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    Re: Clete – Uhmm. Gary broke up his OWN marriage by not keeping his hands off of other women… get your facts straight, doll…

  82. Clete says – reply to this


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    Re: MvS – THEY ARE STRAIGHT, DOLL.

  83. Skank_E-Ho says – reply to this


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    Ethan should've been with his successful wife and children instead of screwing a model jalf his age. I'm glad she dumped his pathetic ass.

    ETHAN HAWKE LOOKS LIKE A BLIND PIG.

  84. lala says – reply to this


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    what a piece of crap he is! she is beautiful and fit! although "my wife is a big fat beast" is a lyric men in america can actually identify with — at least half of the time.

    happy b-day perez!

  85. alexa rae says – reply to this


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    boy, he sure got hit by an ugly tree…ugh…pitiful thing… his haircut is awful

  86. wutever says – reply to this


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    huh! i think he's hot…
    come on, how much about the inside truth in a marriage/divorce do all of us know?!
    probably there's some mutual problem!

  87. truth says – reply to this


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    Reailty does bite,he was a has been before he started thats his problem.He is a poser .Once a poser always a poser. Bill gates can make all the money he wants, once a geek always a geek

  88. AMO says – reply to this


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    He always looks like hell.

  89. Mimi says – reply to this


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    This picking apart of celebrities and mocking them amuses but what if it was YOUR life and YOUR picture being mocked? Would you stand up to the scrutiny? Do you really want to be vultures? What if you or someone you loved were being slimed in public? It wouldn't be so funny then. No one knows anything from the outside about another person's life. This is cruel. That said, Sienna still doesn't have a neck.

  90. ana says – reply to this


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    he is such a L-O-S-E-R!!!
    need attention much? dirty rat faced prick-
    perhaps if he did not forget his wedding vows, his wife wouldnt be a 'big fat beast'
    he is such an insecure little man who has admitted on record that he couldnt handle his wifes success. I am happy to see she moved on to a better man, whereas he can only knock up the maid/nanny.

  91. kimpossibly says – reply to this


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    Uma is moving on and Ethan is just mad that the shoe is on the other foot…even though they are long divorced, menfolks still have their weird sense of ego…Compounded by the fact that Uma has gone and stole herself someone else's husband…he must be finally realizing how great his life and family were and how he screwed up. ;)

  92. ginger says – reply to this


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    he reminds me of heathe

  93. knifelicker.com says – reply to this


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    He's a has been!! Not aging well either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. me says – reply to this


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    Yet another fucktard that cheated.
    They should all die.
    Take Brad Pitt with you asswipe.

  95. lola says – reply to this


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    Perhaps she wasn't anorexic thin because she had given birth to his children? Jackass. I can't stand him now. You cheated on her. What right does he have to be mad and degrade her in public? Screw off, Ethan! I realize that two people generally cause a problem in a relationship, but that doesn't make cheating okay. Like Ryan Phillippe claiming that he and Reese had problems before they cheated. I'm sure they did, but the cheating is what ended it for good and having problems doesn't make screwing other people okay. People need to to take responsibility for themselves. Angelina Jolie, too. Even if Jen and Brad had issues and were emotionally over — doesn't make cheating right.

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