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1. #1 - Two Hair Balls says – reply to this
   
   

   HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

2. #2 - Gina says – reply to this
   
   

   Happy Birthday!!
   Best wishes!

3. #3 - cait says – reply to this
   
   

   happy birthday perez, ily!

4. #4 - ke7in says – reply to this
   
   

   wobbin dogs

5. #5 - georgie says – reply to this
   
   

   First - Happy B-Day!

6. #6 - spanner says – reply to this
   
   

   first?

7. #7 - marysu says – reply to this
   
   

   who cares? i'm certainly not here cuz of interest in you as a person……….

8. #8 - Georgie says – reply to this
   
   

   Yay - Birthdays!

9. #9 - to andy27 says – reply to this
   
   

   k whoever ANDY 27 can you please stop posting obscene things that have NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS WEBSITE WHAT SO EVER!

   and whoever keeps posting comments about millionaire friends.com STFU!! if ur gonna talk about it, why dont u go to that website than this one!!!!

10. #10 - alex says – reply to this
    
    

    thats my cousin and her boyfriend.. i took that picture =)
    happy birthdayyyyy

11. #11 - Priscilla says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday Perez!! Only the truly cool people are born on March 23rd!! I say this because it's my birthday on the 23rd too!!!

12. #12 - yuck says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy birthday Perez!

13. #13 - >:D says – reply to this
    
    

    looove th ejonas shirts
    :D

14. #14 - yaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this
    
    

    i hate emilio siman

15. #15 - the immortal bathog says – reply to this
    
    

    still here peaches.

16. #16 - Caroline says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday to you! All cool people was born in 1978 I turn 30 in june. (7th) Jaay
    Btw, where can i buy team perez-shirt?? I neeeed one! Do you send to Sweden? Plz!
    Love Ya!

17. #17 - veritas says – reply to this
    
    

    turning 30 is more awesome then turning 20 =o)))

18. #18 - vicki says – reply to this
    
    

    thats my cousin and her boyfriend.. i took that picture =)
    happy birthdayyyyy

    LMAO ALEX YOU WOULD LEAVE THAT COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!

19. #19 - A says – reply to this
    
    

    I love you and happy birthday, but why do you refer to yourself as "our" (It's "our birthday weekend!") I mean, I understand you probably aren't the only one running this website, it's a lot to do and still have a life, but the people helping you, is it their birthday too? Or do you have multiple personalities?

20. #20 - suzee401 says – reply to this
    
    

    you're a pritt

21. #21 - edie says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday Perez! I love you!!!!!

22. #22 - lovely says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy bday..I think ik the grl at the bottom

23. #23 - Smarter Than You says – reply to this
    
    

    The amount of adversiting on this website is out of hand. People read these idiotic celeb blogs for a little random escapism and to make fun of the morons who actually spend their lives living the celebrity "lifestyle" and those who spend their lives following them - NOT to be inundated with *more* advertising in life or ridiculously self-aggrandizing posts by the blogger that take up more room on the site than actual content. Get over yourself - this is NOT entertaining.

24. #24 - Meg says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish you much happiness! May you find the man of your dreams! Oh, and I hope that you don't mind if I wish that for myself as well

25. #25 - tommy says – reply to this
    
    

    did anyone else notice that second to the last picture of that alien kid talk about ug eww made me shiver

26. #26 - PRETTY PEOPLE RULE says – reply to this
    
    

    WHO ARE THESE UGLY DOGS!!!!!

    I MEAN
    EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

27. #27 - kQue says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday PEREZ!!! 30 rocks!! I HEART you!!! *mWah*

28. #28 - abbie says – reply to this
    
    

    perez we have the same birthday!

29. #29 - kt says – reply to this
    
    

    it's awesome that your bday is this weekend… i'm getting married this weekend too! it's such a huge week.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PEREZZERS!

30. #30 - magicsand says – reply to this
    
    

    Yey! you're only 6 days older than me and I'm turning 30 too! Happy Birthday!!!!

31. #31 - the immortal bathog says – reply to this
    
    

    Hey! That's me in the pink t and the red rubber bracelet!

32. #32 - cletus says – reply to this
    
    

    holy shit what the fuck kind of creature is the thing in the second pic from the bottom?

33. #33 - brittany says – reply to this
    
    

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND IS NEXT WEEKEND I WILL BE 23 ON SATURDAY!!! MARCH BDAYS KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

34. #34 - ERICKA says – reply to this
    
    

    PEREZ, ONCE AGAIN HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY!!! EXCEPT I'M TURNING 24. HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME, IT KINDA SUCKS THAT IT FALLS ON EASTER…I POSTPONED MY PARTIES TILL NEXT WEEKEND!!

    *HUGS*

35. #35 - Lisa says – reply to this
    
    

    Loving the old school electrolux cannister vac!!! My mom's had hers for over 30 years now, how appropriate for Pretzel's B-Day!

36. #36 - Gwen says – reply to this
    
    

    LOL, "we"? Do you have some sort of mental disorder? Girl in the yellow in the first pic looks knocked up.

37. #37 - brigitte says – reply to this
    
    

    happy bday! PS i love how 90% of your fans are high school age girls.

38. #38 - SandyDee says – reply to this
    
    

    Oh Holy Hell!! I know you won't see this but, have a Happy Birthday.

39. #39 - Paula says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: Gwen –
    she is knocked up einstein

40. #40 - holla says – reply to this
    
    

    HAPPY Birthday to ya, haaaaaaaaappy biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday.

41. #41 - urafuglyknt says – reply to this
    
    

    What a bunch of pathetic losers, obsessed with a profoundly hideous famewhore slob who cares for nothing but his own celebrity. How can you even look your fugly self in the mirror, Pigez? If the world is lucky, you'll be dead before 35 from your own gluttony and drug abuse.

42. #42 - Shaynie says – reply to this
    
    

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ! YOU ROCK MY WORLD YOU SEXY THING! )

43. #43 - Simone says – reply to this
    
    

    Aww happy birthday Perez!! I love you!!!

44. #44 - RGJKNDG says – reply to this
    
    

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

45. #45 - PT says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday but why do you call yourself WE?

    Still…after seeing you talking to Bret Michaels about his package, I am a devoted fan of yours. I always was of his.

    Have a great night!

46. #46 - Paula says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: urafuglyknt –
    why the poopie diapers?
    maybe momma will get you your bottle and put you to bed

47. #47 - THIS NEEDS TO BE READ says – reply to this
    
    

    AWW fatty demon cow is celebrating his birthday

    THE DAY WHEN THIS FAT PIG ENTERED EARTH
    fucking shit loser…ugh i hate this fat pimply pink blotched bitch so much.

    and WHAT KIND OF LOSERS SEND T SHIRTS SAYING 'I LOVE PEREZ'

    he is an eneducated gossip blogger, UR BETTER THAN HIM!!!!

48. #48 - Perez's Bitch. says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday Perez. :]

    i love perez.

49. #49 - Paula says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: THIS NEEDS TO BE READ –
    you're the loser, you don't even like him, yet you're commenting on his blog…good one

50. #50 - Anuschka says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday Perez - all the best - keep going on!!!

51. #51 - Novel1 says – reply to this
    
    

    Pigez… hmmm. Now THAT'S FUNNY!

52. #52 - Shell says – reply to this
    
    

    Perez, I want to wish you the most fabulous birthday ever! I'm gonna have a drink for you too! Love your work Perez, you rock my world!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

53. #53 - janice says – reply to this
    
    

    happy birthday perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

54. #54 - Twiggi says – reply to this
    
    

    OMG Happy B-Day Perez…I Luv ya sooo Much
    —————-
    ALSO I LOVE that a GUY is wearing a 'Mrs.Jonas' Shirt…Now THAT is Fierce !

55. #55 - Elizabeth says – reply to this
    
    

    Holy shit. I hear you, Lisa (#37.) That photo of the woman with the Electolux vacuum cleaner–that thing is ANCIENT and I haven't seen that in years but our family had that exact model for centuries. Anyone else?

56. #56 - yogachick says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday, Perez, and many more!!! Thanks for posting the pic of my little girl, Shelby-she's THRILLED!!!! Hope you have a great weekend! Oh, and by the way, to the poster TOMMY-go to hell!!!!!

57. #57 - mt says – reply to this
    
    

    what a hearfelt post!!!!!!!! so beautiful and touching.

58. #58 - tommy's a fucking creep says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: tommy –
    wow . . . way to make fun of a little girl. Is your life complete now?

59. #59 - WTF says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday Perez …bless your heart…be careful at the birthday party, ou might end up on TMZ …we love you!

60. #60 - "THIS NEEDS TO BE READ" licks balls says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: THIS NEEDS TO BE READ –
    lol I like how you said "eneducated". Makes you look all smart-like (said in a Britney Spears twang).

61. #61 - shop girl says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: yogachick –
    agreed! What an idiot. Your little girl is adorable. :]

62. #62 - Samantha says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday Perez!!! Best Wishes & Much Love!!!!!

63. #63 - amanda says – reply to this
    
    

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We share a b-day, but I'm gonna be 31. You're gonna be the big dirty thirty. Enjoy!

64. #64 - Jen says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: cletus –
    Picking on little girls makes you a man, I promise. I'm sure she's 10 times better looking than you are, asshole.

65. #65 - sugarpuss says – reply to this
    
    

    Put that birthday tiara on , Perez. You're 30 and still a virgin! [To Botox anyway!]

66. #66 - Kayla says – reply to this
    
    

    OMG thats me!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you Perez!! Happy Birthday!!! your amazing!! =)

67. #67 - TVDinner says – reply to this
    
    

    We love your use of the royal "we," Oh Queen of All Media. Many happy returns!

68. #68 - stoju says – reply to this
    
    

    ou perez, u r so great, u got such great spirit, keep it up much love from slovenia:)

69. #69 - ParkC says – reply to this
    
    

    perez, i am so proud of you!! i love the amount of internet attn… you get! GOOD 4 U!!!!

70. #70 - Julie Jo says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birtday Day Sweet Perez. 30 is fun but 40 is smarter. Best wishes. Enjoy! I love you.

71. #71 - Cynthia says – reply to this
    
    

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ!!!!!! YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!

72. #72 - Mandy Noe says – reply to this
    
    

    happy birthday, I love you perez!

73. #73 - ParkC says – reply to this
    
    

    u r killin ME

74. #74 - Janina says – reply to this
    
    

    WHAOOO!! HAPPY BITHDAY!!!!!
    It's my birthday weekend too, which also falls on the 23rd!!

75. #75 - Timothy McCue says – reply to this
    
    

    what a bunch of pathetic fucking morons!

76. #76 - WE says – reply to this
    
    

    What in god's name is with this "We" crap? How can "we" turn 30? Dude, it's YOU. I is the singular, We refers to a group. sigh.

77. #77 - You are not two people says – reply to this
    
    

    A little annoyed with the we and our stuff.
    Are you and the website one person? sick.

78. #78 - Tiny says – reply to this
    
    

    Perez, Happy Birthday. I'm turning 40 next week. Big birthdays all around!

79. #79 - laura says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday! Its my bday weekend too!! Live it up. March babies are the best, don't eva fuck wit us!

80. #80 - me says – reply to this
    
    

    who the hell is WE and OUR??? even if you don;t run the website yourself, its YOUR birthday..not OUR and WE. thats annoying!!

81. #81 - ang says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy BirthDay Perezerssssssss
    LUVS YOU

82. #82 - Amber says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday. Don't listen to all the haters, they take the time to come to the site write a message, they sercertly love you Hope you have a great birthday!

83. #83 - Jay says – reply to this
    
    

    Nothing says i'm a retard than wearing a cheaply made hilton t-shirt FUCKIN SHEEP!

84. #84 - DALE says – reply to this
    
    

    corporate sellout!

85. #85 - DALE says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: WE – "We" is him and the voices in his head.

86. #86 - ticit says – reply to this
    
    

    WELL ONCE AGAIN WE CAN CONCLUDE THAT PEREZ'S FANS ARE UGLY TROLLS

87. #87 - lele says – reply to this
    
    

    why do you always refer to yourselves as many people. "Our," "we," "us." Last time I checked it was "my," "I," and 'mine."

88. #88 - Alex says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday P! You don't look a day over 24! Keep up the good work and best of luck in the future! muah!

89. #89 - tobi says – reply to this
    
    

    have,a great birthday,cuttie..love Tobi

90. #90 - i luv perez!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this
    
    

    what is up with all the haters??? if you are soo anti-perez, then why visit the site? or is it because you feel so shitty about yourself that all you can do is sit at home hating on everybody else to try & make yourself feel better cuz you're at home in front of your computer on a Friday night??? get a life, quit hatin on perez, you're just jealous cuz he's livin the good life you secretly wish you had!!!!! have a good one, perezzers, do a body for me!!!

91. #91 - Laura says – reply to this
    
    

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ, ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO, I HOPE YOURS IS GOOD

92. #92 - Flowerbomb says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy Birthday Perez! BUT, does anyone attractive ever send you pics??? Quit posting all the fuggos

93. #93 - LoLa says – reply to this
    
    

    I LOVE U Perezito!!!! Happy Birthday!!! Best Wishes

94. #94 - SarahO says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy 30th Perez!

    It's my birthday weekend too!

95. #95 - ghdf says – reply to this
    
    

    Happy birthday perezzz (H)…

96. #96 - jada says – reply to this
    
    

    umm i just wanted to say that all those people are def nott mrs.jonas………………….I AM BITCHES!!!
    SO BACK OFF!
    happy birthday perez,ily!
    byee.
    =]]

97. #97 - amy winehouse says – reply to this
    
    

    hey perez!!!happy birthday!its mine as well!☺thats pretty cool!

98. #98 - Maxie says – reply to this
    
    

    Trolls! Every last one of 'em. You're so 2004. Get over yourself, Perez is dead!

99. #99 - Lezbo says – reply to this
    
    

    Wow, Perez, the hotness of your clientelle has definitely decreased. These bitches be nasty!!!!

100. #100 - bathog says – reply to this
     
     

     hi poopsie