Wow!

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It may be hard to believe, but this photo is supposed to be a candid.

Brooke Hogan has not been Photoshopped (allegedly)!

The failed singer was spotted in Miami Beach on Thursday, and she was hanging out with her adulterous father, Hulk, who had an affair with a friend of hers.

Nice to see she can forgive!

P.S. Try and stay at this angle at all times. Never move. It works for you really well.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Mar 21, 2008 at 2:19 pm / Email this  »

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    1. john says – reply to this


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      wow

    2. Mich says – reply to this


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      Yeah yeah.

    3. bri says – reply to this


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      nice bod

    4. bret michaels says – reply to this


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      I likes. Come on my reality show. You have a smokin bod…I want you.

    5. Catherine says – reply to this


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      Her boobs are SOOO fake

    6. MEME says – reply to this


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      FOURTH!!!!!

    7. MEME says – reply to this


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      9th!!!!!!!!!

    8. vvv says – reply to this


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      how can that not be photoshopped???? the shadows alone look suspicious.

    9. dmoreno says – reply to this


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      first

    10. Carly_Rox says – reply to this


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      so if this pic wasn't PhotoShopped, where is her shadow?

    11. ISO says – reply to this


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      Funny stuff, Even Perez would crack a smile
      http://crazyforhillary.com

    12. kimbalina says – reply to this


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      she looks awesome

    13. photoshoppro says – reply to this


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      this is sooo photoshop'd - the shadows are all wrong, she's way to clear and crisp compared to the background. such a hack job!

    14. Pooper says – reply to this


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      I'd like to stick a cantaloupe into her gaping vashine.

    15. Jesse says – reply to this


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      i never thought she looked bad

    16. andy says – reply to this


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      stunning

    17. awww says – reply to this


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      AWWWW LITTLE BROOKIE

      she still looks huge
      she may look fit but shes like a giant

    18. Jane says – reply to this


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      Bullshit.

    19. BATHOG says – reply to this


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      Bathog would like to live in her left nostril!
      FIRST!!!
      BATHOG WNS AGAIN!!!

    20. leanne says – reply to this


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      first!

    21. bathog says – reply to this


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      now that is what a healthy female should look like. down with anorexic supermodels and other actresses who look like young boys. this is the prototype.

    22. lol says – reply to this


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      first?

    23. leanne says – reply to this


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      Bullshit. i never get first

    24. chirpsoul says – reply to this


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      Oh come on ppl….I haven't seen anything so obviously cartoonish since the last time I picked up one of my kids comic books….duhhhhhh

    25. sexymum says – reply to this


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      She looks great, very natural

    26. Brendon says – reply to this


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      WOW! Not bad, Brooke!

    27. deborah says – reply to this


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      That is totally photoshopped.

    28. wonky says – reply to this


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      http://wonky.squarespace.com/

    29. me says – reply to this


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      she's cute. nice to see someone that weighs over 80 pounds and has curves!!!

    30. dana says – reply to this


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      big boned and manly…eww

    31. ME says – reply to this


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      HER HAIR LOOKS WEIRD

    32. {{happy early b/day perez...luv♥♥}}U}} says – reply to this


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      zhe lookz good if itz real
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zhe zhould kick that zlutz azzholezzzzzz
      and zpit on her dad everything
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhe walkz pazt him zzzzz☻☻]]
      luv my perez
      luv my hill/bill
      luv my Johnny Depp..honey, grow back the hair/ the beard..pleaze.

    33. IT'SME says – reply to this


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      If no photoshop innvolved, shouldn't she have sand on her feet??

    34. damnnnn says – reply to this


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      This looks cartoonish - looks like a cardboard cut-out placed in front of one of those curtains they pull down behind you in the Sears photo studio. But her body does look real, real juicy and meaty like a woman should look!

    35. tommy lee says – reply to this


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      Come to papa…
      Pamela…..move the f over.
      You are stunning.
      Love your voice too. I can make you a star baby!

    36. Philly says – reply to this


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      That picture looks as fake as pam andersons boobs

    37. jessica says – reply to this


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      Her feet aren't actually touching the ground - they are "floating" on the sand. Any idiot can see that this is photoshopped.

    38. xoxo says – reply to this


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      looks like her picture was superimposed onto the background.

    39. Jessie says – reply to this


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      Nice she forgives her father who was married to her mother, but not her single friend.

    40. mandyberg says – reply to this


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      looks pretty fake to me

    41. whatever says – reply to this


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      sooooooo photoshopped……..

    42. sherri says – reply to this


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      wow! there was actually a REAL photographer out there apparently. kudos to whoever took this. much better than all those grainy blurry pics we usually end up seeing

    43. Gulpeg says – reply to this


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      not photoshopped huh? where is her foot prints in the sand? or the flying sand since she is running, and oh yeah as mentionned, her shadow

    44. Carlee-Rae says – reply to this


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      wow, she has a killer bod!!!

    45. K says – reply to this


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      Re: dana

      Dana u must look like a small child that only pervs and pedophiles go for.. that has no ass or legs or boobs… brooke has a womans body… i think she looks great! Keep your head, Brooke!

    46. fuck off says – reply to this


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      Re: BATHOG – fuck you asshole. you are not bathog. your comments are neither clever nor intelligent. I am the real bathog and would never post "first" on anything. fuck off and die asshole

    47. la says – reply to this


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      yeah right, not photoshopped!!!! wish my skin looked like that in the Miami sun!

    48. gdf says – reply to this


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      tranny

    49. SAY WHAT says – reply to this


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      Loool, i mean wow is she flying ?
      One foot should really be on the ground people, conclusion: big time PHOTOSHOPPED………………………….

    50. chica says – reply to this


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      she really does look great…i think she's actually a very pretty girl with an incredible body. on her reality show she looked good, but, in most pictures, her usual makeup and wardrobe really drag her down.

    51. hey says – reply to this


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      she is mammoth

    52. kermerberlerferlerger.... says – reply to this


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      Whoa! She's orange…

    53. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Butterface

    54. JIMMYD says – reply to this


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      SHE HAS A FACE LIKE HER DAD

    55. Batista says – reply to this


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      She's kinda thick

    56. Annie says – reply to this


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      This photo is clearly photshopped. Look at her feet, shadows, angels, etc. No way this is legit.

    57. t says – reply to this


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      Hot body, ugly face. Sorry but that photo looks a little to perfect to not have anything done to it.

    58. LVB says – reply to this


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      Looks like Nick with a Wig on…………

    59. doilooklikeaslut says – reply to this


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      regardless of whether it's photoshopped or not…she does have a pretty nice body and she's pretty cute except for her manly chin and excessive makeup/trannywear.

    60. Jeff Katz says – reply to this


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      You are the all American girl. May I suggest Sports Illustrated swim suit addition?
      You are in the blonde, blue eyed American girl league of Cherle Tiegs, Christie Brinkley, Farrah Fawcett, Bo Derek and Pamela Anderson….and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
      Don't let anyone tell you anything different.

    61. M0NiQUE says – reply to this


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      DAYUMM
      SHE HAS BiG FEET
      =]

    62. BATHOG says – reply to this


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      Re: bathog – YOU, SIR, ARE IN IMPOSTER!!!
      BATHOG WINS AGAIN!

    63. ........ says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    64. BATHOG says – reply to this


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      Re: fuck off – THE REAL BATHOG WOULD NEVER RESORT TO MERE PROFANITIES TO GET A POINT ACROSS! 'TIS A BATTLE OF WITS!
      BATHOG WINS AGAIN!

    65. allie says – reply to this


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      Bullshit. No Shadow - it's photoshopped. Her body is cut and pasted onto a blurry beach background so that it LOOKS candid. There's no way the sun would hit her legs at that angle - it would be too dark.

    66. Dana says – reply to this


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      Re: K – K you fat fuck, you would know about pedophilia.

    67. BATHOG IS A LOSER says – reply to this


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      Re: BATHOG – Your not first moron, and quit pretending that someone is "stealing" you identity LOL no one fuckin cares!

    68. WOWWEE says – reply to this


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      She's lucky to have such a great body. I agree..no footprints so I doubt its just a candid.. No sunburn..no sand flying through the air as she runs….its suspect..

    69. Yankee says – reply to this


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      I used to have a body like this when I was a teenager/young adult and I thought I was too damn fat.

      Thick Fit Girls Unite!

      Don't let the man tell you you are too thick because that same man would fu** you in a nanosecond.

      Brooks fashion sense sux, and this is photoshopped, but she still looks great in other revealing photos that the paps take candidly.

    70. simon cowell says – reply to this


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      So many jealous young women out there who rip apart women who have it all. Next thing you know these women are starving themselves, have to have hair extensions because they have lost their hair due to the ravages of anorexia.
      Brook is what every red blooded man wants and Brookie thats all you need to worry about.
      Come to Simon. I will make you a star.

    71. mike tompkins says – reply to this


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      I am a photographer…and you can clearly see the white bounce in the dark areas…this was a photo shoot…straight up

    72. Emily says – reply to this


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      Dayum…..had some work done there Hogan? God that's gross!

    73. Prince Harry says – reply to this


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      I would love to go for a frolic in the water with you. Whats that song…I wish they all could be California girls.
      Baby you are it.
      Can I put some lotion on your back?
      I would love to help you scuba dive….Magnum PI style.

    74. SIMON COWELL says – reply to this


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      Re: simon cowell – whatever BATHOG, you cant' hide your imperious voice. We'll always find you ,and BATHOG WILL WIN

    75. tazzzy says – reply to this


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      whoooooaaa shes freakin huge….!!!

    76. the immortal bathog says – reply to this


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      Re: BATHOG – real bathog also doesnt type in capitals. your subpar intellect will give you away.

    77. Leslie says – reply to this


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      It looks like they taped her head onto that body….SURE its not photoshopped

    78. meg says – reply to this


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      absolutely and completely photoshopped, it is a good pic but the trash can is a different quality, also if she were really at the beach with that much oil on the would be sand all over her feet

    79. Jeff says – reply to this


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      Re: mike tompkins – Your comment that this was a shoot straight up? Are you gay?
      This shot was a photo shoot that I am sure sent every red blooded american heterosexual dick straight up.

    80. Mrs PH says – reply to this


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      Her head looks way to small for her body, and whats with the face?

    81. heyyalls says – reply to this


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      She's kind of thick. Not gonna preserve well.

    82. Aliebowitz says – reply to this


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      Except she has a light source lighting her from behind (notice hair, boob, leg) in addition to the frontal omnisource (sun) Dumb whore. She still looks like a man.

    83. PHOTOSHOPPED HAHAHAHA says – reply to this


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      Oh, COME ON! Even the shadows and lighting look "perfect". LOL.

    84. Dick says – reply to this


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      Re: Emily – Quite mascerading as a female. You are obviously a wanna be tranny that can't afford the surgery . Maybe you can get the bathing suit and wear it around the house.

    85. THE REAL BATHOG says – reply to this


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      Re: the immortal bathog – IMPOSTER!
      The real BATHOG NEVER neglects correct punctuationj! It is not "doesnt," but rather "doesn't." Your sub par grammatical skills will reveal you as the imposter!
      Bathog now proclaims you JEALOUS, and GRAMMATICALLY CHALLENGED, as well!!!
      Your game is tedious, but, not matter–for, as always, I WIN!

    86. CANDID? says – reply to this


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      My ass!!! That photo is TOTALLY Photoshopped!!!!!! She looks good, I mean I dont like the anorexic look, but no way is that candid

    87. les26 says – reply to this


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      I love her!!!!

    88. OJ in VEGAS says – reply to this


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      Who let the COW ON A BEACH? Call PETA.

    89. shooie says – reply to this


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      Nice to see a beautiful girl who isn't anorexic.

    90. Simon Cowell says – reply to this


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      Re: SIMON COWELL – I have no idea what you are talking about. Go back to your meth lab.

    91. booooo says – reply to this


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      there is light in places that it just shouldn't be….it stinks of photoshopping…however..they probably deny photoshopping cause it was done with another program…..how slick they are….

    92. kimpossibly says – reply to this


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      She does look better but I don't buy it. The shadows are all wrong when you compare her body to the scenery- -ie. Photoshopped…

    93. erin says – reply to this


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      this is so photoshopped you can tell by the lighting and the faded beach in the back ground, its funny how shes perfectly in the air and that "baywatch" pose, there is no sand on her feet or being kicked up from running it seems gravity is just on vacation today seeing how she is floating in the air not disturbing the beachy sand at all, also she has pulled a peter pan and is missing her shadow :) how lame! totally reminds me of another wants be famous but sucks at it be heidi montag.

    94. Simon Cowell says – reply to this


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      Re: SIMON COWELL – Why is it that a certain group of homosexual men are so aggressive and territorial?
      Get a life and stop power pissing all over yourself.

    95. the immortal bathog says – reply to this


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      Re: SIMON COWELL – thanks for your support simon. you are right. the real bathog will triumph over this bitter individual who is so desperate to be noticed in some way that he is attempting to misappropriate the identity if the greatest internet poster ever born. thank you

    96. Deb says – reply to this


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      this is so photoshopped! the whole thing looks fake

    97. ro says – reply to this


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      NOT PHOTOSHOPPED???? She levitating! There's no impression in the sand where her fat right foot is supposedly stepping on. While they were at it they should have fixed that five head.

    98. Bathog says – reply to this


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      If you have enjoyed my little charade today, the amusing postings of imposter/counter imposter, please go to my website, for more hilarity and fun. Bathog.com is now open for business. Major credit cards accepted. Come, my lambs, with your plastic and disposable incomes!
      I'm sorry if I have confused any of you, my dear fans! I was only trying to stir up "BUZZ" with a playful "mistaken identity" escapade, akin to "Who's on First?"
      Hope you all enjoyed it, and BATHOG TRIUMPHS AGAIN!

    99. bathog says – reply to this


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      Re: THE REAL BATHOG – you called me "and idiot" and i slapped you down coward. i know who you are. you are not up to the challenge. hide in the shadows and cower with fear.

    100. LikBigRed says – reply to this


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      Definite PhotoChopage, but I would still throw her a bone 70 ways till Sunday. Can't wait until the eventual Playboy shoot when she realizes she will never have a career…

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